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Anonymous No.76250932 [Report] >>76254539
/fit/ humor thread
Killer creatine edition.
Anonymous No.76250936 [Report] >>76251487 >>76254547 >>76261154
Anonymous No.76250938 [Report] >>76251487 >>76254572 >>76257420 >>76258209
Anonymous No.76251118 [Report] >>76251392 >>76258815 >>76259507 >>76265427 >>76269951 >>76270153
Anonymous No.76251392 [Report]
>>76251118
I crode everytim
Anonymous No.76251487 [Report]
>>76250936
>>76250938
I would go to the gym everyday if I could lift the women instead of the weights. That's the kind of motivation that will get me there after a 12 hour shift.
Anonymous No.76251725 [Report] >>76256574
Anonymous No.76251731 [Report] >>76259415 >>76263386
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Anonymous No.76251751 [Report] >>76251808 >>76255503 >>76257432 >>76259693 >>76262502 >>76262693
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>>76251751
average breakfast in china
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Anonymous No.76254530 [Report] >>76255285 >>76261002 >>76261030
Anonymous No.76254533 [Report] >>76255285 >>76255516 >>76261002
Anonymous No.76254539 [Report]
>>76250932 (OP)
>forgetting the part about Rodge's friend Jimmy Rustles
Anonymous No.76254544 [Report] >>76255285 >>76255399 >>76258330
Anonymous No.76254547 [Report]
>>76250936
BBC GENETICS
Anonymous No.76254558 [Report] >>76255285 >>76256585
Anonymous No.76254572 [Report]
>>76250938
Damn, this guy can bench 145 pounds.
Anonymous No.76254582 [Report] >>76255285 >>76264341
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Anonymous No.76254598 [Report] >>76255285
Anonymous No.76254607 [Report] >>76255285 >>76256590 >>76259358 >>76261074 >>76263524
Anonymous No.76254627 [Report] >>76255285
Anonymous No.76255272 [Report] >>76256463 >>76258422 >>76259298 >>76261050 >>76262512
Anonymous No.76255285 [Report]
>>76254530
>>76254533
>>76254544
>>76254558
>>76254582
>>76254590
>>76254598
>>76254607
>>76254627
Anonymous No.76255399 [Report]
>>76254544
how does one ballmax then?
Anonymous No.76255503 [Report] >>76257942
>>76251751
If he's that constipated he should just try eating a bag of prunes until he shits himself.
Why this big thing with swallowing worms
Anonymous No.76255516 [Report] >>76257414
>>76254533
>you look good/handsome/muscular
"i know."

>alpha as fuck
Anonymous No.76255619 [Report] >>76256176 >>76261055
Anonymous No.76255906 [Report] >>76257883 >>76259268 >>76259450
Anonymous No.76256176 [Report] >>76256593 >>76258214
>>76255619
if this would true i'd be using cum instead of milk in my protein shakes. until that day comes (hehe comes) cum will only pour down my glutehole
Anonymous No.76256463 [Report]
>>76255272
>I have no brother
Gets me every fucking time
Anonymous No.76256574 [Report] >>76261641 >>76271504
>>76251725
Woudn't a bro split be fine if your volume is enough?
Anonymous No.76256585 [Report]
>>76254558
It's not vomit, it's cum and he's sucking it in
Anonymous No.76256590 [Report] >>76261043
>>76254607
Can't believe Dom Mazetti hit that
Anonymous No.76256593 [Report]
>>76256176
>he doesn't cum in his post workout shake
NGMI
Anonymous No.76257414 [Report]
>>76255516
Anonymous No.76257420 [Report]
>>76250938
Wouldn't get a single rep done, just unrack and lower it down.
Anonymous No.76257432 [Report] >>76263483
>>76251751
>Americans want to go to war with this
You're so fucked.
Anonymous No.76257444 [Report]
>>76254590
Lmfao first time I've seen one of my posts in a humor thread. Feels good.
Anonymous No.76257464 [Report] >>76258550
Anonymous No.76257843 [Report] >>76259444
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Anonymous No.76257866 [Report]
>/fit/ on a bulk
Anonymous No.76257870 [Report] >>76258602
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>>76255906
kek, this is the way.
Anonymous No.76257903 [Report]
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Anonymous No.76257942 [Report]
>>76255503
Those are eels
Anonymous No.76257947 [Report]
>>76254590
Big pecs are
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Anonymous No.76257955 [Report]
/co/fag here, the BRAP sound effect made me kek
Anonymous No.76257962 [Report]
also random /co/ shit i capped because of the ''jannie'
Anonymous No.76258209 [Report]
>>76250938
If I were him I wouldn't be wearing a towel on my face and she wouldn't be wearing any panties
Anonymous No.76258214 [Report]
>>76256176
>Milk
>8g protein per cup
>Semen
>12.5g protein per cup
That asian guy is wrong but semen is at least better than milk.
Anonymous No.76258330 [Report]
>>76254544
Alright, but why did anon want big balls in the first place?
Anonymous No.76258422 [Report]
>>76255272
Topkek I forgot this one. Didn't used to believe it, but now that I know more about Datura, I believe this story could absolutely be true
Anonymous No.76258550 [Report]
>>76257464
>Not ending your gym membership during covid because retards want you to wear a mask

... almost forgot this was a thing
Anonymous No.76258602 [Report] >>76259318
>>76257870
That blurb is pure Jewish schizophrenia
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Anonymous No.76258631 [Report] >>76259390
Anonymous No.76258815 [Report]
>>76251118
Gem
Anonymous No.76259268 [Report]
>>76255906
This is what's getting me through med school
>You no study 6 hour??? You loser!
Anonymous No.76259298 [Report]
>>76255272
I wasn't planning on targeting core today. "I have no brother" just ended me
Anonymous No.76259318 [Report] >>76270172
>>76258602
Interesting take considering a major Old Testament figure's name was misspelled and the weakling trainee center frame looks like a humorously done stereotype of a Jewish nerd.
Anonymous No.76259325 [Report]
>>76254520
mirin that light fixture
Anonymous No.76259358 [Report]
>>76254607
Kevin Smith?
Anonymous No.76259390 [Report]
>>76258631
literally me today after 18 months of physically and mentally recovering from injury and loss of a loved one, I hope this sticks
Anonymous No.76259415 [Report]
>>76251731
The tenet press
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Anonymous No.76259444 [Report] >>76260686
>>76257843
Unironically who
Anonymous No.76259450 [Report]
>>76255906
kek
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Anonymous No.76259507 [Report]
>>76251118
imagine the poor cuck that made this
Anonymous No.76259637 [Report] >>76263408
>>76251739
logic dictates he will always work out optimally even if you do try to make the most of all your training... the logical conclusion is to relax and purchase a firearm unless there's something i'm not seeing.
Anonymous No.76259693 [Report]
>>76251751
Well I have been on the camp, that covid is either bioengineered or fake, but that convinces me, that chinaman are actually retarded enough to eat living, uncooked random animals and develop all kinds of random sicknesses
Anonymous No.76260686 [Report]
>>76259444
Eric
Anonymous No.76261002 [Report] >>76262132 >>76264211
>>76254530
>>76254533
How the fuck am I supposed to see this on my phone? Fuck off dumb retard
Anonymous No.76261030 [Report]
>>76254530
I refuse, I will not let this happen, my misanthropy will win.
Anonymous No.76261043 [Report] >>76261676
>>76256590

What? You got pics or somthin?
Anonymous No.76261050 [Report]
>>76255272

They dont call it mad apple for no reason
Anonymous No.76261055 [Report] >>76261117 >>76265180 >>76269330
>>76255619

One tablespoon? What the fuck? I usually nut 1/2 cup? Am I gonna die from malnutrition bros?!
Anonymous No.76261074 [Report]
>>76254607
Those aren’t even jorts.
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Anonymous No.76261117 [Report] >>76261121
>>76261055
NEVER GOON
Anonymous No.76261121 [Report]
>>76261117
I don't goon, I'm talking about when I'm nutting on/in a chick there's so so so much of it.
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Anonymous No.76261154 [Report]
>>76250936
Women are just receptacles to me.
Anonymous No.76261641 [Report]
>>76256574
Yes, but the online fitness sphere is too retarded to grasp something that simple
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Anonymous No.76261676 [Report]
>>76261043
There's a whole video on his youtube
Anonymous No.76261724 [Report]
>whole thread is some retard spamming unfunny garbage screenshots
ay dios mio you fucks can ruin anything
Anonymous No.76262132 [Report]
>>76261002
Works for me :)
Anonymous No.76262502 [Report]
>>76251751
What the actual fuck?
>what are those?
Anonymous No.76262512 [Report]
>>76255272
This one always gets me
Anonymous No.76262520 [Report] >>76263414
>>76253554
idgi, does creepy=oldschool powerlifting gym and wet=social club with more treadmills than plates?
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Anonymous No.76262693 [Report]
>>76251751
Anonymous No.76263386 [Report]
>>76251731
Fucking kek.
Anonymous No.76263408 [Report]
>>76259637
The most of all of your training is greater than his cause he doesn't have the resources you do to optimize better.
Anonymous No.76263414 [Report]
>>76262520
It's wet man.
Anonymous No.76263483 [Report]
>>76257432
With what? A guy who eats 600 calories of eels and refined carbs and smokes and drinks all day?
Anonymous No.76263524 [Report]
>>76254607
still would
Anonymous No.76264211 [Report]
>>76261002
Zoom in, zoomer
Anonymous No.76264341 [Report]
>>76254582
The name Khan should help if you can't tell the difference.
Anonymous No.76265180 [Report] >>76267451
>>76261055
>Sperm
I don't think he's talking about the whole serum, just the most vital part
Anonymous No.76265427 [Report]
>>76251118
My condolences.
Anonymous No.76266606 [Report]
How 2 get a d8 if your /fit/
Anonymous No.76266650 [Report]
>>76262691
Lost
Anonymous No.76267451 [Report]
>>76265180
Well I done some research since then and it doesn't seem possible that there's that much in sperm. But on the other hand it is the building block of a new life
Anonymous No.76268711 [Report] >>76268756
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>>76268711
Having one of those days where the innate ugliness of this civilization is getting to me. This made it a little better.

Thank you covid anon.
Anonymous No.76268883 [Report]
The Junji Ito thread on /a/ has a fun story today.
Anonymous No.76268893 [Report]
wat
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Anonymous No.76269330 [Report] >>76271583
>>76261055
Only ever drink pure grain alcohol and rain water to avoid fluoridation, and you don't have to avoid women but you must deny them your essence
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>>76251118
2 sad 4 me
Anonymous No.76270153 [Report]
>>76251118
Imagine having someone look at you like that :(
Anonymous No.76270172 [Report]
>>76259318
For some reason Hollywood Jews have made the archetypal lame nerd very, very Jewish.
Anonymous No.76271504 [Report]
>>76256574
no it wouldn't
Anonymous No.76271581 [Report]
>>76269404
why didn't he just put the raised heel inside...
Anonymous No.76271583 [Report]
>>76269330
And dont forget to nuke the USSR.