>*gives you gains*

>>76272894 (OP)
So much shittier since they switched to the bags.

>>76272898
I prefer the bags as I can easily carry 3-4 in each hand. I used to have to stack the dumb trays.

>>76272894 (OP)


The bags ruined them. Too many idiots making posts about how great it is to get a chicken for $5

>>76272900
Trays are easier to eat out of

>>76272904
the bags are more convenient for carrying like a lunchbag into work.

>>76272905
But your hands get all greasy reaching in to pull chunks of chicken off

>>76272908
Use tongs to pull the chicken apart and eat with a fork

Or wear gloves

>>76272929
Less primal, lowers your test

>>76272894 (OP)
>PFAS
nah

>>76272957
Them didn't whine about greasy fingers you dumb faggot

>>76273008
I wasn't whining about greasy fingers, I was whining about greasy hands. Reaching into the bag gets grease all over the back of my hands and it sucks

>>76272894 (OP)
occasionally i get a craving for it so i get one, eat the limbs and some of the breast for lunch, spend too much time pulling the body meat off the bones and cleaning up, packing for leftovers, then throwing it all away after not touching any of it for a week
they occasionally sell cold, shredded rotisserie meat (no skin) in a bag and i have no idea how miserable you have to be to eat that

Hmmm, plastics

>>76273023
Sisypuss

> me walking over to the fruits and vegetable section, grabbing a produce plastic bag, and then putting the bagged chicken inside the produce bag so i dont get greasy chicken on my hands and my other comestibles

>>76272894 (OP)
>le sneed oils le mercury fish
>I FRICKIN LOVE HOT PLASTIC
fit in a nutshell

>>76272894 (OP)
The depression chicken is a good and quick meal for the occasions when cooking time is limited. But you are buying shit chicken meat that is closer to expiration, and you get less breast meat and more dark meat and skin. That is fine for overall healthy people but the average SSRI-taking American office girl will find herself gaining weight on these overpriced meats.
Stick with the boneless skinless breasts whenever possible. But if you're in a rush and have few other options, it's better than many other unhealthy choices.

>>76272894 (OP)
Do you guys not have ovens? Raw chickens are twice the size and half the price

>>76272894 (OP)
reheating chicken legs is so bad

>>76272900
why take 3-4? Chicken goes bad after a day

>>76272957
>Less primal, lowers your test
You are being sarcastic right?

>>76273571
>overpriced meats
$5 for a whole chicken is overpriced? What do you consider a good deal?

>>76273573
>Raw chickens are twice the size and half the price
Can you provide proof for this statement?

>>76272894 (OP)
OH BOY THIS THREAD AGAIN
HEY GUYS ROTISSERIE CHICKENS ARE CHEAP AND HAVE LOTS OF CALOIRES I BETTER MAKE A THREAD ABOUT IT FOR THE 8473626403TH TIME

>>76272894 (OP)
when i was a kid i would snap off the cartilage from the keel and take out the spine then eat those
they're both surprisingly soft

>>76273702
It's generally a 2lb (1kg) chicken, which includes bones and skin so you're really not getting much meat.

>>76272894 (OP)
i like to collagenmaxx by making french onion soup so i can do too heavy more often, way too fucking salty like im probably healthier drinking alcohol to thin out the msg or salt.

>stock up on these
>shove them in the freezer
>eat 1 a day with some veggies
You're welcome

Just fucking nuke America, holy fucking shit

>>76273943
Good morning sir

>>76272894 (OP)
The only problem is that you can't log this shit into cronometer because you don't know the calories

>>76273977
This is pedantic but I enjoy it. I weigh the cooked bird on scales, and then weigh the bones at the end of the meal. Subtract and there's your weight.
I also enjoy eating the tendons and cartilage and enjoy ckeaning the bones, and freeze the bones for later broths.

>>76273998
it depends on how much you cook it anon, water is heavier than anything in a tisserie

>>76273571
The dark skin is better for you.

>>76273609

>>76274007
I buy them cooked from shop these days for convenience, I'm not too fussed about water content.

>>76274009
How much did the rabbi pay you to post that?

>>76273928
>freezing fluoroplastics
enjoy the cancer anon

If I wasn't cutting I would have eaten an entire one today

I do not live eating chickens like this. chicken breast I'm OK with but eating a whole chicken rubs me the wrong way

>/fit/izens see rotisserie chicken in a plastic bag cooking under a heat lamp and think "this is something I should ingest"
lol, lmao

>>76272894 (OP)
i buy them whenever they run out of packs of raw chicken breast, which seems to happen more often now

>>76272902
>$5 for 20 years
if it takes a bag to keep the cost at $5, that's fine by me

>>76274340
>hurr le durr muh cancer
Just living puts you at risk of cancer, retard.

I find the costco rotisserie chicken to be really bland

>>76274817
>You shouldn't try to reduce harm! That's stupid!
So you'll be picking up a meth habit next cut, right?

>>76274845
>eating chicken in a bag = meth
Seriously, just die. You're worthless.

>>76272894 (OP)
tastes good man. Also eating a giant chicken with nothing else makes people think you're a retard gymbro which is good.

>>76272894 (OP)
based costco rotisserie chicken poster

>>76274837

I always add my own seasoning at home anyway

>>76275597
The meth thing is stupid, but he's right. Just because cancer comes from many sources doesn't mean you should dive face-first into heated plastic.

>>76272894 (OP)
>gives you micro-plastics
Heh nothing personnel bro

>>76273928
>americans can buy an entire chicken for 3 dollars
yanks have ZERO excuses for not being jacked

>>76275597
>not reducing harm = increasing harm
Not before you do of cancer

>>76273928
A whole chicken for $3? How the hell is that even possible? It would eat more than that over its life, surely

>>76277474
i always assumed it was a loss leader to get you into the store

>>76273738
>t.

>swap to a plastic known to shed micro plastics in high heat
>anons continue to shill it till the cows come home
I used to buy them all the time in containers then saw a college student give a lecture on the change and how much worse they are now for your health.

>>76278764
Okay?

>>76278469
Kek

>>76272894 (OP)
How do you guys carve it up for easy consumption and least amount of waste

>>76278764
>Food grade plastics specifically designed to not do that
Woah it's almost like we have different materials for different use cases...

>>76272957
Use a bayonet.

>>76279072
>food grade plastic
Lol

>>76279579
I see you have no rebuttal, thanks for your concession. There are materials designed to handle certain conditions and are safe. Continue to live in fear, also, do you even lift?

>>76274346
you are right to feel that way because when you eat an entire chicken you absorb its soul. god will punish you will kidney stones unless you use chemistry to defeat him.

>>76279819
>he thinks food grade plastic is safe for food
top kek

>>76279860
*with

>>76272894 (OP)
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Go to Sprouts and buy this shit. Measure out 113 grams in a tiny microwave safe bowl. Heat in microwave for 1 min. Throw on sandwich with whatever else you like on it.

>>76279881
FINALLY someone gets it

>>76279988
>he microwaves his food

>>76277474
those are the chilled ones. when the cooked ones that don't sell get to the point of no return, they chuck em in the fridge and sell them at a loss, which is still better for the store than just throwing them out

>>76279988
Not microwaving plastic. Nice try, asshole.

>>76280632
He said microwave safe bowl, not the one in comes in, literacybro

>>76275930
>>76276324
>I'M SO SCAWED OF CANCEW MOMMY :C
Grow up, retards. The screen you're looking at is giving you eye cancer and the cum you swallow is giving you throat cancer. Fucking retards. Seriously, die.

>>76279072
>Food grade plastics
Aka "plastics whose negative effects we deliberately haven't studied".

>>76281042
>eating plastic his whole life
>turned him gay
>thinks stopping now will undo it

>>76274335
NTA but isn't dark meat healthier because of fat content? Chicken breasts have no fat on them so you only get protein.