Thread 76277445

>caffeine is BAD (TOXIC) for you

argument 1:
>coffee smell bad ree nobody liek
i like it

argument 2:
>coffee doesnt give you energy
obvious, besides adrenaline @ high dosages, it removes your fatigue
>retarded analogy about putting your hand on a hot stove
>well since it alerts you, it hurts you! because the flight or fight mechanism (adrenaline kicking in)
not true, it gives you adrenaline in high doses but the main function is to block adenosine receptors in order to remove fatigue (not some toxin bullshit)

argument 3:
>its not what you are naturally supposed to eat
who dictates xd
if its the ancient cultures, even coca usage was prevalent and abundant in the indian tribes

argument 4:
>once you detox off of coffee you will feel as energized as if you never had it
untrue, unless you're addicted (and if you have literally any willpower you should be able to get off of it, its way easier than sugar, or cigarettes, shit which the FUCKING THAL doesnt criticize close to nearly to caffeine despite such difference in neurotoxic potential)

+ all arguments not even backed up
Source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbHCzkpCvtM&t

>>76277445 (OP)
You don't need to agree with gatis and his gay shit to know that coffee is a neurotoxin. Stop being an addict and stop taking cocks in your ass.

I could save a lot of money if I just gave up coffee

>>76277445 (OP)
>coffee smells bad
You’d think he would at least try to make the LARP believable

>>76277445 (OP)
You don't need "arguments" or to follow influencers. All species have guts that are adapted to certain foods over the course of millions of years. And changes to this adaptation take in the order of hundreds of thousands of years. Coffee is a modern man made seed that is alien to our gut and for which we lack the enzymes to neutralise substances it contains, thus it is toxic to humans.

I drink coffee, and I like some fruits, but it is so mind-numbingly stupid how people equate it to eating meat and natural foods like that.

>>76277445 (OP)
it's a neurotoxic, he says
>>76277638
he didn't say any of those things except coffee smell bad.
goatis haters here are extremely reliant of lying about what he has and hasn't said.
niggers here still pretend to themselves that he denies having gotten hair plugs, despite him being open about it and recommending it

>>76277662
Shouldn't you be donating money that's not real to him?

>>76277739
pussy

I met this dude at a sauna. We frotted a little but he could only manage a half chub and he was pretty small. He had bad breath too.

>le importing seeds picked by browns from half way across the globe and boiling it into rancid seed water that causes the body to release stress hormones and go into withdrawals because the modern life I have constructed for myself is so hellish I can't possibly get through a day without this ritual
#coffeeculture

Coffee is poisonous.

Coffee exists as a tool to enslave you into the wage cage by using a chemical stimulant to make your brain associate the good feeling of relieving your withdrawal with the workplace.
It wrecks your gut biome, it leeches minerals from your bones and prevents the absorption of minerals from food, it reduces blood flow to the brain by half, etc. etc.
Polyphenols are plant defense toxins and whatever "antioxidants" that people claim it has you can get them from fruit.

Most people are addicted to it and they will eat up all these junk studies with meaningless correlations as gospel truth of coffee being good for their health. It's honestly sad.

>>76277898
kek

>>76277898
>we also constructed 10000$ machines to boil said seed water that requires a full time employee to operate
This is why I respect tea more. You drop some leaves in the water and pour.

>>76277898
Yeah but coffee is good tho.

coffee is good though it makes you productive and has fiber
not that couchhoggers will understand

It's the go to goyslurp of the wageslave nigger cattle
How can you get through a day making money for someone else when you're not buzzing around on a caffeine high like a human sized vibrator
Lets go for a coffee and wonder why we look so old and our eye bags keep getting worse

Lewk at dis slave, he vorks out liftin man made vieghts haha its aged him tventy years in von year hahah oh my gawd such a slave eets not natural

Is there anything more to this guy than being a contrarian?
All he does is call everything fake and gay and spew random bullshit with the proof of "Trust me bro"

>>76277564
>it's a heckin neurotoxin

>>76277445 (OP)
>le cowvefe
>caffeine
lmao stopped reading there decaf bros stay winning

>>76279765
>decaf
Fencesitters get the rope

>>76279725
Is it really a contrarian take to say that coffee sucks ass? Millions of people in the world are trying to quit or at least manage their caffeine intake. Coffee addicts are mocked through memes like "dont talk to me till I had my cuppa"

>>76279725
that's all but he built a cult

>>76277445 (OP)
I drink coffee because I support taking advantage of tropical countries, I am doing my part in keeping the world in check.

>>76279835
Its the opposite, retard. First world nations are keeping third worlders employed by soifacing and paying the premium on random third world garbage shipped into their countries instead of supporting local farms.
>omfgz is that a pu'er tea leaves marinated in cow dung from the mountains of a small chinese village of pingdingchong?! Take all my money!!!
Brownoids sell westerners their equivalent of pig slop by branding it as exotic delicacy. And yeah there's usually a jew sitting at the top so you're also financing Israel in the process.

>>76279863
Slavery is common in coffee farms and slavery, I'm sorry to break it to you, is one of the most natural things humans can do. By financing slavery I am preserving the natural order. And in nature The Chosen People have always been the apex predators, know your place goatcel.

>>76279873
Those 'slaves' still outbreed you and then you ship them to your countries to culturally enrich your women. GG timmy

>>76277445 (OP)
>i like it
You think you like the smell of coffee? That’s just your brain being tricked by a toxic plant defense mechanism. Coffee’s aroma is a chemical lure. Your body’s screaming STAY AWAY but society’s got you brainwashed into thinking burnt bean water smells good. Sniff some raw liver or fresh blood. That’s what your instincts crave, not this roasted poison.
>not true, it gives you adrenaline in high doses but the main function is to block adenosine receptors in order to remove fatigue (not some toxin bullshit)
It doesn’t “give” energy it steals it. Blocking adenosine just masks your body’s natural signal to rest, keeping you in a fake alert state. That’s not energy it’s stress. Like putting your hand on a hot stove, it forces your body into fight or flight. Pure adrenaline, pure damage.
>if its the ancient cultures, even coca usage was prevalent and abundant in the indian tribes
Ancient cultures? You mean subhuman tribes chewing on toxic plants to survive starvation? Caffeine’s there to kill bugs, not nourish humans. Coca leaves? A stimulant to mask weakness.
>untrue, unless you're addicted
Coffee’s a crutch, plain and simple. You "need” it because you’re addicted. Your body’s baseline energy is tanked from years of plant toxins and processed garbage.

>>76279725
no, and that's why i like him
where else can you find a guy who thinks that elites eating babies is a good thing? at best you get schizos just saying they eat babies and saying it's le bad
I WANT MORE VARIETY IN THOUGHT

indian e celeb bait thread. please engage saars

dont we all hate this guy! please subscrfibe

>>76279992
Are there any indians under your bed right now?