I've come to realise this guy is not fucking human

He is, he is just too based and too chad for you to comprehend

>>76292771 (OP)
He wasn't natty which explains how he moved like a prime Olympian in his damn 50s, but he never claimed he was anyway, just a guy telling kids to eat their pyramids and exercise to enjoy life

>roiding for this

Why are you saying he's roiding?
He doesn't even take off his shirt and looks quite normal

>>76292818
He's 50 and doing double backflip somersault off 4 foot brick walls landing on concrete twice an episode
He wasn't strictly on uber roids but let's not fucking kid ourselves here, he was on some kind of pick me up for all those tendons and joints before episode

>>76292825
That's mostly just athlecism and which drugs that people don't consider natty would even help with tendons and joints
plus 50 is not 70

>>76292771 (OP)
I mean, not anymore. Dude's dead.

>>76292771 (OP)
>dat arms
Kek dyel

>>76292771 (OP)
What I don't understand is how hes so strong while looking like a normal skinny guy. Dude has farmer strength

>>76292812
>doesnt understand that "this" inspired millions
kys

>>76292888
calisthenicsfag, its expected
i dont remember seeing him lift weights on the show but it has been a decade

If he so strong how come he dead as fuck?

>>76292888
Nigga he was a professional gymnast his whole life in Iceland, he was doing the show at 50yo

>>76292839
>I mean, not anymore. Dude's dead.

No he's not.

>>76292839
You're thinking of Robbie Rotten

>>76292771 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FL8ruwwQa0
if you can't do this without breaking a sweat can you even call yourself fit?

>>76292771 (OP)
Yeah that's because he's a corpse

>>76292979
Wrong character

>>76292991
No he literally died just a few hours ago. I thought that's why the thread was made

>>76292993
bullshit post source

>>76292993
You're being disrespectful and ruining the sanctity of the trust system.

>>76292993
>>76293120
>>76293136
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magn%C3%BAs_Scheving
wikipedia lists him as is and not was, hes still alive as of now

This guy was like 40 when he was doing all this flippy zippy shit

>>76293169
He's a but like me, in his 40s but still in his prime. Still plenty of time to find a gf and settle down.

>>76292771 (OP)
Niggers aren't human!

>>76292935
>professional gymnast his whole life
He and his best friend unironically challenged each other to become a pro at something for shits and giggles, he become Iceland's #1 gymnast and his friend became their #1 pool player. Iceland has less than 400k people, but becoming a pro for the hell of it is still no small feat.

>>76293235
he even became european champion twice, meaning that he wasn't a pro just because of his country's low population.
But I must say that he really did his friend dirty by making him learn something gay and boring like snooker while he was getting fit as fuark and doing somersaults

>>76292771 (OP)
No.he's a pedophile

>>76293280
we already knew he was based; you dont have to convince us

>>76292977
holy fuck he was a god walking amongst men. how did I not realize this as a kid

>>76292935
>>76293235
>>76293251
He wasn't a gymnast. He was an aerobic gymnast, which is a completely different sport.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9UqhNiIDQ8

This is him.

>>76293136
>You're being disrespectful and ruining the sanctity of the trust system.
Now that's a based sentence if I've ever seen one.

>>76292825
>doing double backflip somersault off 4 foot brick walls landing on concrete twice an episode
You realize shows and movies have soft padding that LOOKS like concrete, as well as wires that don't show up on camera and cuts to make a stunt look more impressive? Sorry to kill Hollywood magic for you, but he wasn't *quite* as impressive as he looked (though still impressive). Also the meme about your body falling apart the moment you turn 35 is cope from fatties whose litany of poor decisions have finally caught up with them.

>>76293434
>cope from fatties
its cope from anyone that doesnt hit minimum 5k steps in the average day

>>76292970
Oh, yeah, hes rotten by now

>>76293359
rather zesty ngl, but still way more based than snoozer

>>76293359
I was going to ask what his training was like, and looking at his floor routine, maybe there is a good training method in there.

>>76293359
>He wasn't a gymnast. He was an aerobic gymnast

Not a gymnast, but a gymnast. Got it.

>>76293359
no wonder people made fun of aerobics lol

>>76292888
>a normal skinny guy
you guys have very fucked up perceptions lmao

>>76294407
but bro if you saw him in a snowboard jacket you wouldn't even be able to tell he lifts, what's even the point then?

>>76292818
He takes dat dere sports candy

>>76294437
you're either a women or a vain faggot

>>76294437
>snowboard jacket
>the puffiest possible peice of clothing that hides every physique ever
Are you retarded anon?

>>76292839
>>76292923
Different guy, retards

>>76294437
gottem with a subtle one kek

>>76292825
So don’t be a bitch. Shit

>>76292793
Makes me wonder how he isn't the strawman of fatties

>>76294437
Kek, excellent bait

>>76292771 (OP)
Oh he was definitely fucking a human

>>76292977
This guy brutally mogs everyone here, absurd level of athleticism

>>76296129
I think that girl is the only child actor I can think of that didn't get fucked up by the industry, grew up and just faded into living her own quiet life instead of bubbling up into relevance through controversial shit

>>76292771 (OP)
No, worse. He is human. But a human who has spent years cultivating his skills and abilities to a point where many assume he's not. He's not just human, he's a peak, trained, cultivated human. He is so human that he strikes fear into the hearts of lesser men, knowing that they could've been him but aren't.

>>76292825
4 feet isn't even high lil' bro, I can jump down from 20ft walls no problem and I'm 33

>>76293157
Check again it's been updated

>>76297666
Lmao gottem, amirite?

>>76292771 (OP)
I fucking love this man like you wouldn't believe no homo. Wish I watched more Lazytown as a kid.

>>76294437
Even in clothes you tan tell if people have good shaped body. Stop with this retarded cope already.

>>76292977
Planche push up look kinda sketchy but still very impressive. Ive seen plenty of influencers try this challenge and almost nobody can match sportacus level its insane. Literall superhuman in show and IRL.

>>76297450
Sportacus is probably only producer in the world who didnt diddle little kids in his show so that is probably why. As for pedobear....

>>76292812
He's like 50 in that pic retard, basically just TRT at that point

>>76297450
Turns out White men don't like diddling kids as much as (((the usual suspects)))

>>76296129
Didn't the actress for stephanie change a few times near the end or am I misremembering

Real talk, is just doing calisthenics and running good enough? Or would a person need to do other shit?

>>76299572
there isnt a ceiling for either of those, theyre enough

>>76292771 (OP)
Well yeah, Sportacus is a superhero.

>>76294437
LMAO

>>76294437
holy fuck I'm crying you got me

>>76299572
calisthenics is top tier, i will never understand where all this stigma against functional strength came from

>>76299572
shoulders are hard to do with calisthenics. There's handstand push-ups, but those can cause ruptured bloodvessels in your brain and eyes.

>>76301417
You dont understand anon. Powershitters have to justify their existence. 3 plate squat at 300lbs is more impressive than planche pushups and muscle ups you know.

>>76299487
Yes they got too old unfortunately so they had to switch up. Though i remember original stephanie starring the longest. She was almost a grown women by the time she got out.

>>76301546
>3 plate squat at 300lbs is more impressive than [...] muscle ups you know.
Honestly, yeah, muscle ups are easy.
>>76301430
>shoulders are hard to do with calisthenics.
That's not true, the only hard thing about shoulders and calisthenics is to avoid overdoing them since almost everything you do involves them.

>There's handstand push-ups, but those can cause ruptured bloodvessels in your brain and eyes.
Any exercise can if you strain too much.

>>76299572
yeah pretty much, the millenial obsession with starting strength and building t rex thighs is retarded
>t. t rex thighs haver, pants never fit me it sucks

>>76299953
Cool. Ive been doing a bit more of that because its the summer, but I'll put my full focus on them now.

I have to admit, watching his aerobics routine vid, as fruity as it is, the guy really demonstrates a high level of athletic movement. Lie jumps, flips, splits, explosive pushups, very light and nimble on his feet.

>>76301935
True. I'm thinking of just giving up the barbell for a while and doing more athletic, movement-based training.

>>76302200
You could try olympic weightlifting if you want to be more athletic