What happened here?

>>76304965 (OP)
>terrorism charges
that's one way to ruin your life

>>76304965 (OP)
The ayahuasca gambit.

>>76304965 (OP)
rogan's a lil bitch. probably called the cops himself

>>76304965 (OP)
I dont get it, why was he going to kill Rogan?

>>76305017
he got exposed in a JRE
he wanted desperately to go on one at the height of his e-fame

>>76304965 (OP)
both of them will die young lol
they're both anti-health

>>76305017
Probably some manlet instinct incomprehensible to the rest of us.

>>76305049
Its the same person. Vitamin A is toxic to humanoids.

>>76304971
Turns out in Texas it's only a misdemeanor. I'd guess it means threatening someone.

>>76305064
Kek

>>76304965 (OP)
manlet king got exposed and had a mental breakdown
or it's all for publicity and he'll get a slap on the wrist and shill some new snake oil

>>76305017
he told people his products were a scam.

>>76304965 (OP)
liver king honestly looks more trustworthy than the other bryan in this picture.

>>76305047
mpmd is the one who exposed him

>>76305047
>Height
Couldn't have been that height the manlet ahahhaahah

>>76304965 (OP)
Despite the cherry-picking, Bryan Johnson also looks like a freak.

>>76304965 (OP)
Vitamin A is a toxin and not a vitamin.

>>76305142
hehe this video is super funny

>>76305202
but was it done on his JRE episode or on his yt channel?

>>76305049
>both of them will die young
>both are 50
???????

>>76305047
Weird. I always thought Liver King already made an appearance on JRE. I'm surprised Rogan never invited him.

>>76305846
Why would Joe Rogan invite an obvious grifter?

>medbrown

>>76305625
2 more weeks

>>76305853
Implying Rogan hasn't brought an obvious grifters. You act as if Rogan never brought on psudeo scienece nutcases.

>>76305853
there can be only one manlet shyster

>>76305853
lol

>>76304965 (OP)
Ew.

>>76304965 (OP)
>/fit/ freaks about vaccine which does nothing to you
>/fit/ encourages use of steroids which ages you and makes you literally go insane

>>76305984
>which does nothing to you

>>76304965 (OP)
So are his terrible nasolabial folds from him losing the genetic lottery or from abusing AAS?
>inb4 le both!

>>76305984
THERE ARE NO FUCKING HEALTH CNSEQUENCES OF FUCKING STEROIDS FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME YOU PENCIL NECKED FUICK

>>76306003
NTA, but the vaccine doesn't prevent you from getting COVID or even spreading it to others. I don't know why they even call it a vaccine.

>>76306089
it's the roids. he looks okay in his older pics. he probably took more expensive stuff once he got rich

>>76305984
>>/fit/ encourages use of steroids which ages you and makes you literally go insane
Sorry to AKSHUALLY your post but the thing about steroids is that it's a huge spectrum, doing a TRT dose of testosterone and some primobolan/anavar shouldn't do much of anything. But as we both know, 99.9% of steroid users are steroid abusers who think that 500mg is a baby dose and are taking 2000+ mg of 19nors and orals to be 25 FFMI

>>76306108
Are you acting stupid for engagement or are you actually stupid.

>>76305853
>has Ari Shaffir on every episode

>>76306131
Because that's not how vaccines work. They just help stop you from getting giga ill if you catch the virus.

>>76306135
>more expensive stuff once he got rich
Steroids are actually weird in that the expensive stuff is weaker (but less harmful for your body) while dirt cheap gear is the stuff that is extremely anabolic (and rapes your organs).

Examples:
>primobolan is the safest steroid in existence but also one of the weakest, over $100 for a vial
>trenbolone is one of the most harmful but also one of the most anabolic steroids, less than $40 per vial
Also peptides like HGH are super expensive but they're pretty harmless unless you abuse them... in which case they cause your head/hands/feet/internal organs to grow

>>76306003
>>76306108
>>76306138
>all steroid users lose hair
>all steroid users develop heart issues
>all steroid users see changes in physiology
>no negative health effects

>>76306089
definitely gear. you can certainly be predisposed to them but nobody naturally has shit like that unless they are in their 80s, or are doing some shit that ages you like milk like heavy drinking or gear.

>>76306131
thats like thinking owning guns will somehow stop crime. Guns will help you deal with crime when it happens

>meanwhile Johnny Depp looked like this when he was the same as them (in 2009)
Genetics really are everything, huh.

>>76306179
same age*

>>76305013
Rogan has CIA and FBI handlers, you really think live streaming hours of rambling about how you are going to kill Rogan is going to go unnoticed?

>>76306143
this nigga has the most jewish phenotype ive ever seen. like jew prime. judeus magnus. kike galore. yid deluxe. heeb prenium.

>>76306150
Oh so we're doing a postmodern redefinition of vaccines now

>>76306337
>Oh so we're doing a postmodern redefinition of vaccines now
What the fuck are you talking about? Some vaccines more or less completely block illness whereas other ones prevent worst forms of the disease.

>>76305853
He had bob laser on there

>>76306389
>Some vaccines more or less completely block illness
Thats not how it works you moron. Vaccines don't put a magic shield around your body that stops viruses and bacteria from entering your body. Vaccines gives your immune system the ability to KNOW how to fight against these IF you do get infected. For example, if some guy is coughing with some disease and coughs in your direction, the vaccine isn't going to block those coughs.

>>76306179
It's called having a face full of makeup

>>76306421
Block the illness from affecting YOU. You would understand that was what I meant if you didn't have the reading comprehension of an actual toddler. You pedantic retard.

>>76306521
>Block the illness from affecting YOU
It doesn't block it you fuckin idiot, there is no blocking. Vaccines gives your immune system information how HOW to fight it. It doesnt make your body create some barrier to block anything. There is nothing in the world that will give your body the ability to block things from entering your body other than yourself.

>>76306389
>Some vaccines more or less completely block illness whereas other ones prevent worst forms of the disease.
so the vax that didn't stop people from dying of what it was supposed to protect you from, is or isn't a vax?

>>76305142
I can confirm that video is 100% true
>t. 5'7" chad

>>76306421
Cant the inmune system read a fucking book like everyone else? Why do i gotta get nanobots in my balls?

>>76305142
I am 5'7" and I am feeling this

>>76304971
fuck it man, this is america. Lives here are meant to be ruined.

I'll take the sweeter route.

>>76304965 (OP)
The Br(i/y)an Johnsons need to each do half of the other's diets, except cooked better, shrimple as.

>>76306337
Because the definition of a vaccine is something that gives you immunity to a disease, not makes it less severe.
By your definition basically all medicine is a "vaccine". Peptobismol is a fucking vaccine

>>76305846
liver king would even show up to ufc shows and buy seats purposely as close to joe as he could

>>76307116
For>>76306389

>>76306138
>steroids make him lose muscle

>>76306521
The illness can absolutely affect you, even when vaccinated. You're more or less injecting a useless drugged up and hamstringed version of the virus so that your immune system can learn all the tricks, weaknesses and mechanics when fighting this particular foe. It's like teaching your white blood cells how to deal with a dude that only knows one cheesy combo. If your immune system knows his tricks, it will easily be dispatched.

What makes mRNA vaccines different is that they don't even send in a drugged up shit version of the virus, instead they just basically inject information about the cheesy combo the version of the virus prefers. So you don't even need to send in the virus at all. You can still feel bad when receiving it, because your white blood cells are savages when it comes to fighting foreign invaders and will gladly do environment damage and pop their ultimates on cooldown, even for just some shitty messenger RNA.

The issue with viruses like Covid is that they mutate so quick, like evolution on steroids, that they switch up the cheesy combo a bit at a time. Knowing 50% of the cheesy combo is still good, but after a while of this switching up, the info is no longer relevant. It's like the ship of Theseus.

>>76307116
>Because the definition of a vaccine is something that gives you immunity to a disease
Yes, that's true. But partial immunity is better than no immunity.

>>76307150
"Partial immunity" is an oxymoron

>>76307182
Nah, it's literally what most vaccines do. And most of their side effects are not from some mercury-autism RFK Jr. bullshit, but instead from autoimmunity where proteins in the body are too similar to the pathogen proteins being immunized against.

If you want serious invulnerability against viruses, wear some kind of respirator with a gasket and HEPA filters or better.

>t. not a virologist, but read enough PubMed to know the professional virologists made shitty recommendations during COVID saying N95s are "good enough" after even discouraging them.

>>76305877
That anon was making a joke. We all know Joe has brought on plenty of obvious grifters so pretending otherwise was meant as humor

>>76304965 (OP)
Who would've thought that injecting yourself with copious amounts of hormones that alter your entire natural bio-chemistry would make one lose their own fucking mind eventually.

>>76304965 (OP)
>Brian Johnson, 77

>>76307232
>And most of their side effects are not from some mercury-autism
Shalom

>>76305347
he just needs to train neck, and maybe cut that terrible hair

>>76306544
Ah you don't understand metaphor. Look anon, I worded it like that because I assumed you were retarded. I was wrong. You are retarded and belligerent

>>76307484
What?

>>76304965 (OP)
Who knew that letting a 4D Mesoamerican demon reconstruct an adults brain MIGHT have negative consequences?

>>76307642
what are you talking about?

>>76307134
You make viruses sound like fussy little bitches who go to the buffet and refuse to eat anything but ice cream. Yes, there'll be preferred adhesion receptors, but that doesn't mean that it's the only one they'll ever use. Knowing all the combos is better than knowing one.

You know you have a serious drug problem when Joe Rogan says you have a drug problem

>>76307568
>i was pretending to be retarded
you really showed him anon, lmao

>>76307980
Liver King very likely does, he's roided out and going full retard. His pupils also look pretty insane lately.

>>76307573
Begone rabbi

>>76307999
>pupils also look pretty insane lately.
Bilirubin hell of a drug.

>>76305625
that's young as fuck
Bryan has dysbiosis and he won't live to see 60

>>76305984
Nobody:
Pfizer paid shill: UH SO THE VAXX DIDN'T KILL EVERYONE YET BET YOU GUYS FEEL STUPID NOW

>>76306150
>that's not how vaccines work
yes that's exactly how vaccines work
gene treatment however, doesn't work
you lost jew

>>76307150
>partial immunity
"I'm only immune on weekends bruv"

>>76305853
It was jacked hunter gatherers living on paleolithic diets like the Liver King who moved those megalithic stones at Gobekli Tepi and elsewhere. Mystery solved.

>>76308627
So they also had steroids back then? Because that body is not naturally attainable.

>>76304965 (OP)

>>76305853
You mean like most of his guests? He should invite Liver King because he's an entertaining character

>>76305347
he looks like an android from detroit become human

the strangest part of Bryan is his body temp is like 94°. you'd shake his hand and it'd feel not unlike a corpse.
his thyroid is perfectly fine, too, per all the numbers.

>>76307063
last time i ate a dr pepper I immeadiately got the shits

>>76308856
that's just your body shitting out all the toxins in your system. Dr pep's is a health food.

>>76308465
a billion things cause dilated pupils ni*ga

>>76307999
>>76308465
>>76309755
his pupil was damaged by a resistance band snapping off and hitting him in the eye.

>>76304965 (OP)
Lmao white people think the person on the right aged well

>>76305142
>Mfw 5'9 too tall for pedo ladies, to short for normal ones

>>76309852
so he claims

I unironically think liver kings look better
Hardened mountain man pheno

>>76305347
it's the vegetarianism

>>76305853
Immaculate bait.

>>76308664
I ate a lot of cubensis once and that's what made me stop smoking because this Naga told me that there was something very wrong with something inside my chest. It's really strong, but it's very different between the types of effects... I completely described to chatgpt what I saw and asked him to create an image... it came out very similar, it was just more golden in the version I saw

>>76308668
The problem is it seems Liver King designed his entire character around being on JRE. He did the weird hardcore carnivore thing, he rants about hunting, he's into weird pagan shit, etc. then he started stalking Joe and trying to sit by him at UFC events and shit and Joe probably realized his entire goal was to become the new Rogan sidekick and got the ick

>>76312185
lmao now that you say it it makes sense, and it probably would have worked eventually if derek didn't rat him out

>threatening a single guy is now terrorism
>>76306186 just might be right

>>76311467
>Visions on mushrooms
Bullshit

>>76305984
Yeah your brain is made of fat, and their estrogen is fucked and fat distribution is fucked when using juice.

>>76305007
God danm such wasted potential

>>76305347
desu, he looks alright. Less chubby than the first picture for sure

>>76312185
Sort of, but he's so over the top with everything that he's a meme. Sort of like Rich Piana. And like Rich Piana, people talk endless shit about him even though he provides a wealth of entertainment and fitness culture wouldn't be the same without him. And like Rich Piana, he offers nothing but good advice and positive vibes but everyone just wants to take down for some reason...

>>76306138
Picrel is how I feel compared to basically everyone I meet, and I only take TRT with anavar cycles. I feel like a minor demigod, the way we all truly ought to be.

I totally understand the desire to go even bigger, but this feels so simple and sustainable relative to the payoff.

>>76312297
it's very possible, some brains are much more sensitive than others

>>76308664
connor murphy biography

>>76305347
He actually looks younger before he went for the old-lady plastic surgery look.

>>76312369
Don't disrespect Piana by comparing him to this disgusting clown freak

>>76312823
yeah the fat transfer was a total diaster, he never should have fasted into skeletor mode in the first place.

>>76312823
well thats because he actually is younger

>dwarmaxxing vs elfmaxxing

>>76313878
lol

>>76312875
Lol Rich Piana was an even bigger clown freak and that's what everyone loved about him. The Liver King is also a goofball on a ton of steroids who broadcasts his life. Why all the hate?

>>76312369
holy he looks like a fucking lobster, his skins awful

wear a fucking sunhat and a longsleeve

>>76306131
They changed the definition of the word "vaccine" so it would encompass this new mRNA clot shot (not joking, look it up).

>>76311467
>visualize a Naga
>it isn't Queen Azshara
damn that's a shame my Naga

>>76313878
fucking lol
>>76314025
RIP Rich Pianoman