Could lifting have saved him?

only donkay kong can save him now

Yes.

>>76306045 (OP)
Why didn't they do this?

>>76306126
they did try drilling it wider but it takes hours just to get 1 inch off of it. Time was not on their side, their last resort was to try to yank him out. Unfortunately for him, he was upside down for too long and pulling him put him in a lot of pain which could further push him to death due to shock and his bad physical state

>>76306126

>>76306045 (OP)
Saw a documentary about this. When they realized they couldn't get him out, they threw down a radio so he could say goodbye to his wife and kids. Horrible way to go.

>>76306155
Well then why didn't they just fill the tunnel with liquid nitrogen to freeze him, then dig him out and keep him frozen until future generations could thaw him?

>>76306163
Not my problem atleast he would have gotten out.

>>76306045 (OP)
Yes because he wouldn't have fit there to begin with.

>>76306045 (OP)
Anybody remember that kod that crawled up in an exercise mat and died? Confined spaces scare me which is why I prefer your mom's pussy.

>>76306155
>take shoes off
>put him to sleep with foot injection
>yank the fuck out of him

>>76306756
Again, it had something to do with the blood pooling to his torso and head. Any injection would also affect his physiology and effect his organs as well.
You idiots are trying to come up with solutions that would never work in real life and you would never actually try when someone is about to die.

>>76306045 (OP)
Yes, actually. The mass would have stopped him from getting this deep and stuck in the first place

We're working on a time machine to save him, this thread will be deleted because the incident won't even happen

>>76306167
The horror of it all is counterbalanced by the retardedness of these people, a perfect equilibrium. Feels bad but doesn't.

>>76306045 (OP)
having less retarded hobbies could've saved him, lifting being one option

>>76306782
If you were ever going to be successful this thread would already be gone

we shouldnt even bother saving these subhumans

>>76306780
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cumbria-65453874
>Go to a literal playground artificial plastic "cave" for kids
>Reach a dead end
>Try to turn around
>Too swole
>Get stuck
>Die

>>76306094
kek

>>76306126
Do you understand how long it takes to get heavy machinery down into a tunnel thats only as wide as a human torso? Thats an impossible ask

>>76306689
Apparently he went to grab some shoes, but the shoes were at the top of the mat by his feet. It was likely a murder but since it was a black kid nobody cared enough to find out

Worst part is that if they saved him, retard would just go into another cave.

>>76306770
So attempting to rescue him but killing him in the process is better than letting him die?

>>76306946
This. He would purposely get stuck inside another hole just to feel the taste of death again. That's what junkies do. They OD, get saved, and try to OD again

>>76306094

Maybe lifting a book now and then

>>76306949
>Family sues you for killing him
First day in burgerland?

>>76306045 (OP)
Has there ever been anything underground that made someone say 'Yes, crawling through tiny holes in the rock that wind without rhyme or reason, pushing yourself through passageways that squeeze your body, was worth it for this.'? Like did anyone find a hidden cache of gold, an ancient city, the Underworld or anything?

>>76306045 (OP)
what was saddams plan here?

>>76307177
Dig a hole to australia

>>76306045 (OP)
>have a loving wife and kids
>set on a strong career and future
>keep caving as a hobby
>end up trapped in your own coffin
>rescuers pass you a 2 way radio so you can talk to your wife one more time
>she fucking tells you shes pregnant with your next child and she wanted to surprise you
I can't think of a worse BAD END in non fiction, this fucking piece of shit really threw away everything some anons here would kill for, just for a little crawl time lmao

>>76307163
Nope. They are just adrenaline junkies no different from a heroin addict in the street. Same motivation, same values.

>>76306930
>mfw this is even worse than the nutty putty cave

>>76306610
He was a fatty fat fuck, which was exactly the problem

The cope in this threads is always my favourite.
"They could've saved him if they had only done XYZ!" retards keep crying desperately, unwilling to face the reality of retardation=death.

>>76307907
The fat belly was able to squish through the tunnel. It's he had jacked shoulders he never would have got in there.

>>76306045 (OP)
I've gone caving a fair amount before, and just stay out of spaces that aren't visibly at least 24x36". That being said yeah probably; I tested the Honda Odyssey thing with one rear seat folded down after the kid got stuck and had no problem inverted OHPing myself back up over the raised seat.

>>76307951
Hearttttt saddan

>>76307918
So what you are saying is that he could've saved if he wasn't retarded or doing something else that wasn't retarded, hmmm interesting.

>>76307951
what's the joke on the honda

>>76307907
lol, he had a family?

>>76308608
Some kid got squished by the auto folding seats and died while the cops walked by.

>>76306094

>>76306094
Why didn't he try to do that instead of just staying still and doing nothing. Was he retarded?

>>76306045 (OP)
He was a Mormon. Drinking could have saved him. Men who can chill out and have a beer don't need to go crawling around in caves to enjoy life.

>>76306849
I dont undeestand people who do these retarded things, they are tapped in the head.
Especially when you have a wife and kid. Self preservation is vital.

>>76308709
He’d been in that cave before and he was with family who had also been in that cave before. People go outside and do outlandish things all the time and you only hear about the one mistake that happens every 100 years. Very rare for someone to die upside down in a cave, most drown

>>76306045 (OP)
no. but a garden hose and ten bags of sand could have.

>>76308723
There's something missing in someone's executive functioning thinking going down tiny rock holes underground is a good idea, no matter how familiar someone is with their surroundings.

This is the best video I've seen on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-TaF2DbaWw

>>76308758
I've read multiple articles about this case, and seen several videos. First time watching this one, but I gotta agree it is the best one

How long do you guys think pic rel has before he uploads a "I lost son caving in doodoo bumfart cavern" or maybe it'll be his son uploading a my dad passed away in the devils tickly anus cave

>>7630612
(((Overhang)))

>>76306756
>>76306770
>>76306949
>>76306985
>>76306155
>>76306126
A whole lot of retard in this thread. If you asked, "Why didn't they <insert ignorant idea here>?" They did.
>drilling
Yes, they tried drilling. That shit was granite. Have you tried drilling through granite? It's not easy under ideal circumstances. In that space it's nearly impossible. In that timeframe it's absolutely impossible.
>injection in the foot
They did this. He would've died far sooner of a heart attack if they hadn't.
>just yank him out even if it'll hurt him
They tried and broke several bones, injured one of the people trying to rescue him, and snapped the shit out of the equipment, all at the same time. Again, this isn't some nice easy gym pulley system where everything is nicely oiled and has plenty of space to work with ideal angles. Just look at the fucking picture. That's just a tiny portion.
>>76308670
>Was he retarded?
Obviously. However you're even more retarded. That's rock. It's not breaking. Find a big piece of granite and try to break it with your bare hands. But he did try stuff, and slid even further down.
>>76306045 (OP)
Ironically yes. If he lifted enough, he would've no longer been able to fit into the entry in the first place.

>>76306174
Kek

daily reminder his wife remarried just 6 6 months after his death

>>76306174
why didn't they just thawed jeremy renner's penis?

>>76309097
Absolutely fucking brutal.
This pisses me off
>Uh, so what, bigot, she's supposed to grief forever and never get another man!?
I'm not saying that, but out of respect don't jump on another dick after only a few months after your husband brutally dies. Fucking roastie.

>>76309072
Ok, but why didn't they use explosives to make the hole bigger and free him that way?

>>76306045 (OP)
>Could lifting have saved him?
Yes, I caved often when I was in my teens then I got too big. I still love caves but only the walkable ones and I absolutely urge everyone to go visit their nearest non-retarded cave, the atmosphere is just breathtaking and it's a good excuse to visit your surrounding areas.

>>76309114
A dude that stupid doesn't deserve respect. I'm 10000% sure they argued about how absolutely retarded he was for doing things like this all the time, and he didn't listen (obviously), and he is an absolute moron for risking his life unnecessarily when he had a wife and kids that depend on him. There are things that have a small/reasonable amount of risk vs. reward, then there is this shit. He was fucking retarded and you even moreso for gargling his balls.
>>76309117
Use an explosive powerful enough to break granite next to you and let us know how it goes. Bonus points for doing it next to a support structure holding a roof or something up, which is similar to what would happen in a cave.

>>76309135
Why are you so mad? There are more common and more retarded ways to die out there, at least he didn't take anyone with him like a faggot drunk driver would.

>>76309117
>>76309135
I think the *maybe* right specialty demolition tools here were an air drill with water cooling and some dexpan expanding grout; probably could have fractured a decent-sized chamber under him big enough to squeeze out of within a few hours.

>cave divers looking down at the entrance to a cave called "cave of unfathomable suffering and slow agonizing death" with an official survival rate of 5% before jumping in

>>76309135
So it would be a bad idea, I understand.
But why didn't they use a futuristic underground driller to free a path to his location?

>>76308614
It's part of what makes the story so legendary. The guy prioritized crawling in some caves and threw his life away as opposed to being there for his family.

>>76309153
Why is a startup like EarthGrid far into commercializing plasma drilling technology when the DoD still uses 14-ton boomer busters that can't take out 100m deep nuclear Frodo facilities, and has nuke boomer busters that can't even penetrate 20 feet of soil?

>>76309140
>at least he didn't take anyone with him like a faggot drunk driver would
>implying that's a bad thing
imagine living rent free on other people's minds for at least 5 decades

>>76309135
>>76309114
not just "jumped on dick"
married
6 months after his death, she was married

>>76309170
To be fair we don't get nearly daily threads about Deshawn White who murdered a family with his Dodge 40 years ago. Nutty Putty man is immortal, family and haters absolutely BTFO

>>76308623
Oh yeah forgot about this. Wasn't he on yhe phone describing that he was RIGHT THERE to them and they just said yeah nah kid idk bye

>>76309166
It's quite simple. One is old technology that was tried and tested and is confirmed to work, even if suboptimally. The other is experimental new stuff with the only guarantee being doubtful CEOs saying "just trust me bro".

>>76306045 (OP)
Is this saddam?

>>76306045 (OP)
yes, he would be too large to fit into those tight cave holes. I barely fit into doorways 3 years lifting

>>76309174
>Nutty Putty man is immortal
Immortality is only good when you are remembered fondly, for your honorable character, heroic deeds, etc.
He was immortalized for being a retard.

>>76309097
>>76309114
I'm not supporting it but isn't grief love an actually documented thing? Like a chick who loses her husband etc is more susceptible to falling for another man in a short amount of time, whilst still in the grieving process. When I first heard about it I chalked it up to the woman's emotional distress whilst grieving, latching onto the next man to comfort her and thus translating into a connection. So not some healthy pacing into a relationship
But I think nut put's wife is still going string with the new guy and even had new kids with him, so she must've really latched on hard in the grief.

Just a shower thought, but "Nutty Putty" cave sounds so goofy and embarassing, like a 3 year old named it.
I never want to die in a place called "Nutty Putty" cave

>>76309258
You vill own nozing and you vill die in ze sloppy toppy

>>76306045 (OP)
Should have oiled him up at least

>>76309097
why is this bad?

>>76306094

you can't tell me he couldn't have pushed himself out of there with the proper training

>>76309372
His arms were locked to his left and right side, not above him.

>>76306610
Only lore accurate answer

>>76306930
How's this even happen? Is it different from the old playpens at fast food places and kid centers? Cut the tube with a recip saw and out he comes.

>>76306094
one year of SS+gomad will get you there

>>76309468
>How's this even happen?
Positional asphyxia, probably. These types of incidents are usually where a caver cannot fit through a space while inhaling, exhales while moving forward, then gets wedged too tightly to wiggle back out.

>>76308709
and then THEY have the audacity to go “hmph, so you wouldn’t crawl inside devil’s asshole cave? have fun sitting at home all day ig” or “so what if people die in caves? people die in car crashes, will you stop riding cars as well”

>>76307415
why is this apu irradiated

>>76306094
Is this achievable nutty?

>>76309244
>Ma! The meatloaf! FUCK!

>>76306937
>Thats an impossible ask
not with dynamite

>>76308752
if there weren't enough people with this sort of drive for exploration, we wouldn't have discovered America, would never have found gold or iron ore high up on mountain ranges, sweet berries deep in the forest, islands or any continent other than Africa.

A lot of sports also only became a thing because people were willing to experiment with their bodies and see what it can do, even at the risk of injury.

>>76309097
>>76309114
before we had feminism and state-funded welfare for single women, widows remarried almost immediately because guess what, somebody's gotta put food on the table for the kids.

>>76309827
Ok? But we got feminism and state-funded welfare now. So they literally got no excuse. If I die and my bitch remarries within a few months, I am coming back from the dead and haunting her ass

>>76306045 (OP)
Yes
>be me
>lift
>48” chest
>no fucking way I can fit in things to go caving
Best I can do is explore old mines, and I’m fine with that