What mode is this?

ugly and fat mode

>>76322304
serious replies only

>>76322300 (OP)

>>76322300 (OP)
Wtf. How does he line without a head. Is there enough brain stem left to maintain minimal body function. Seems cruel to dress him up and pose him like this. Just euthanize the poor thing.

>>76322300 (OP)
Middle-aged man who never sets foot in a gym.

>>76322308
gooner mode?

>>76322311
i have a home gym

dyel unc mode

>>76322300 (OP)
truthfully, looks liks a good start at getting stronger and more healthy, but you can't really see it because you could lose some fat. Looks like you might have some tricep muscles that could look real nice if you were leaner. Overall, your body is better than the majority of people

>>76322313
You should use it sometime.

>>76322320
based

>>76322321
true haha but I am kinda an alcoholic and this pic was taken on holiday when I was already started drinking at like 10am

>>76322320
>>76322324
Also, how old are you. That makes a big difference

>>76322332
34

>>76322334
wtf that was a crazy get too

>>76322300 (OP)
How most of you are gonna look about 2 months after having sex (in a committed relationship)

>>76322344
kek i looked much better before but if you have steady sex with a hot girl you become lazy af no im not gonna post a pic but yeah it was better

>>76322334
oof I assumed you were closer to 45. Get leaner man, it's not over.

>>76322359
Does this mean less food and beer?

I dont know man I gotta tell you. When you want to get in shape I understand, but after you already win at life it kinda becomes shitty. And it's not that i'm like winning at life as in best guy ever most succesful, but I mean yeah life is pretty chill fuck plenty of hot 18 and 19 and 20 yr olds (one of those is currently my gf and i fuck her in hotel rooms in foreign countries and shit) its just that like you dont really give a shit you know? Yes I could diet and follow a strict gym workout, but its not needed I can also drink beer and eat pizza and hamburger and occasionally just do bench press and running cardio etc I always do. It's just that I dont care that it is all too much effort you know like fuck that im not gonna fill in a training schedule or count my calories fuck that I wanna drink and fuck and eat whenever I want you see haha

Normal mode. Most women are fine with this body if the face is good. Maybe shave the armpits

>>76322370
yes, obviously. you can still drink beer and eat great food...just don't do it as much

>>76322300 (OP)
Normal middle aged guy.

>>76322300 (OP)
mini-Elon mode

>>76322300 (OP)
Guillotine!

>>76322300 (OP)
>>76322320
Great base to build on mode. Wide chest, no gyno.

>>76322300 (OP)
>>76322320
>>76322533
This. A bit more muscle and a bit less fat and you’ve got the “dad bod” that girls actually love.

A starting point

>>76322608
Yep

>>76322304
>that
>fat

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>76323032
There are ""people"" on this board whose sole activity is going around calling anyone above 10% bodyfat or dyel levels of strength "fat." They seem to think it's the funniest thing.

>>76323032
>>76323049
You have low standards. That's at least 20% bf

>>76322300 (OP)
dadbod

>>76322334
I'm a decade older than you and look way better.

>>76323082
co-sign. Above 20% for sure.

OP get it together. It's never too late to get jacked fibraz

>>76322300 (OP)
got lost in burma and captured by headhunters mode.

Average 25+ year old

>>76323032
t. american

>>76323032
>>76323049
im 195cm 100kg

>>76322393
>lifting for girls

>>76323032
Average male with a shitty phone.
Of course all the dumb fucks here will call that "obese" while not showing the fact half these idiots have to walk through their door sideways.


Do not take health advice from this board unless your retarded.

>>76322393
Nice larp buddy.

>>76323026
Kek I love this image

>>76323032
He is fat are you fucking kidding?

>>76322300 (OP)
musk mode

>>76324539
A bit of fat yes but not 'fat' fat

Dullahan-maxxing

>>76324539
(You)

>>76322300 (OP)
shave your disgusting body hair mode

>>76323032
holy cope

>>76322304
>>76323032
>>76323049
>>76323082
>>76324539

That's not FAT at all. That just looks normal.

>>76322300 (OP)
Headless Honcho

>>76322300 (OP)
Makes 8/10 Asian women cream -mode

>>76322304
Yep. Watch the fat fucks ITT cope.

>>76325773
He's not fat though

>>76325802
He is pretty fat desu

>>76325802
Then why does her look fat?

>>76323026
I think she mean't "daddy" bod.

OP is overweight by BMI and by bf%

>>76322350
every guy is handsome and fucks hot girls on here larping retard

>>76322300 (OP)
Dullahan-mode