Thread 76324266

Americans water fasting be like

OUT OF MY WAY FATASS!

>>76324276
>just slam these badboys all day
>talk an annoying amount about water fasting and health
>they're actually double vodka sodas
you're still drinking h2o in the year of our lord 2039 - 14? liquor fasting has been proven far superior

Do you think she has an inner monologue

>>76324294
a dinner monologue

>>76324266 (OP)
What do you imagine she looked like as a child? She was probably a cute kid, bug blue eyes, dummy thick glasses, maybe a towhead, what causes people to end up like this? How could it be a lack of awareness from how unhealthy gloyslop is? She could have been such a cute girl, had a cute little family or maybe she will, but with her size she won't live for too long. Why do it be like this? When is she guzzling sugar, why does she eat the way she does, why are people so fat?

>>76324316
>why do people smoke? don't they know it kills them?
>why do people drink? don't they know it's bad for you?
>why do people sit inside and doomscroll instead of living a fulfilling lives?
addiction. dopamine circuits go brrrrrr

>>76324316
Bad parenting

>>76324303
lol

sonic flavor?
sonic is a flavor in america?

>>76324367
there's a shitty drive-in restaurant called sonic that sells powdered verisons of their drinks. the sugar-free ocean water is actually interesting, mild pleasant "sea water" taste. unfortunately it's made up of 100% chemicals and poisonous dyes like all powdered drink mixes

>>76324266 (OP)
Shame, you can tell she'd be an 8/10 at least

>>76324266 (OP)
Why is she acting all serious and surgical about it when this is the lowest common denominator of mukbang which is pretty low already
Imagine being smug about shaking water with goypowder

>>76324316
Her parents were awful. I would’ve ended up a fat ass too if I kept eating like my family growing up.

>>76324391
wait a minute, does it actually taste like sea water or is it just blue and with "refreshing" flavors?
>>76324520
yeah it's the kind of shit that you would expect a little kid to make
>hello guys, today I'm gonna mix coke and mt dew and see how it tastes!

>>76324266 (OP)
This is what a person saying sneed oils bad looks like btw.

>>76324391
When the first sonic opened in my area 17 years ago, there was a three mile line on the highway for the drive thru
The people were happy then, those were better days

>>76324266 (OP)
Why is there a Canada flag on her fridge

>>76324609
Yes, I am sure this person consooming overprocessed slop is the boogeyman telling you not to consoom overprocessed slop. That makes sense and you are not schizophrenic.

>>76324694
Hahahaha

good arm workout too!

>>76324488
>>8/10
Maybe for blacks

>>76324605
>blue and with "refreshing" flavors
It's this. It's like a vague sweetened coconut flavor and colored blue.

Is a 40 day water fast possible or too harmful? I'm interested in doing it for the next fasting period this year

>>76324316
Well it's definitely not genetics. My sister was beautiful until she started making her own money, then it was Coca Cola and junk food 24/7. And once you get to that weight, it must become difficult to remember how a healthy body feels like.

>>76324918
ah ok, that makes more sense lol. Sounds tasty, although the coloring makes it a bit off putting

>>76324328
>>76324583
There's a level of autonomy at play too. As a kid I'd get punished all the time for not finishing my dinner.
"I'm full" was never an acceptable answer to them. I'd consistently face the punishments of not finishing my dinner. Why? Because I wasn't hungry.
My sister and brother however would eat all their food and tell me later that they were full too, but didn't want to be punished. Any guesses on which of us three are fat? Hint: not me.

>>76324288
drinking a mug of vodka right now
(i blacked out two nights ago and put it in the fridge next morning, i have drunk the rest of my vodka)

I am the big slav dog I eat only sardines no color water

>>76324266 (OP)
>you guys
who is she making these videos for? does she have thousands of followers on whatever?

>>76324955
does your body have 40 days of calories stored on it? if you are 25lbs overwieght you can do it and only suffer from digestive issues as you try to start eating again.

>>76325391
Better than if she said "Y'all".
Like just starts off with..."Y'all". Then pauses a few seconds, then starts with their bullshit. Acting like they've got some amazing shit to talk about. (they don't)

>>76325402
I have 40 days easy

>>76324266 (OP)
is she shaking it like that so it doesnt look suggestive? i have a waterbottle cock is why i ask

>>76324266 (OP)
Something very demonic about that thing

>>76324288
can’t gain weight if you have constant horrible alcoholism diarrhea

>>76324288
if I have more than about 5 standard drinks i wake up after 2 hours sleep and cannot go to sleep again

>>76325704
There is no sound, but I can still hear her wheezing and breathing hard just from standing there.

>>76324266 (OP)
>make a water
>>76324303
kek
>>76324694
this
>>76325422
>waterbottle cock
please explain

jesus christ the ammount of food dye I got cancer just by looking at it

>>76324266 (OP)
bitch is so big even the webm doesn't fit on my screen

also "walking as an exercise" is my favorite fat person meme

>>76324288
I read this in Lahey's voice

>>76324609
>t. big sneed oil salesman
I'm not going to eat your sneed oil, satan! hahaha

>>76324391
it astounds me that places like sonic continue to operate, but then when you go there you enviably spot the land whale trapped in a 2007 beige honda odyssey with trash covering the entire interior and it all makes sense

>>76324266 (OP)
You're just seething because you don't have such delicious water. That electrolyte powder makes it HEALTHIER.

>>76324266 (OP)
I would be so embarrassed to be on camera if I was that fat. How do people like this have so little self awareness?

>>76324303
goddamn

>>76324303
I fucking hate you anon

>>76326508
I've always said as a joke that I wish I had the confidence of a fat bitch

>>76327477
Approach life with the same confidence indian men approach women online.

>>76327484
That might be TOO much confidence

>>76324266 (OP)
>Two halves of a bottle of water in a half gallon mug
Disgusting

>>76324266 (OP)
Do Americans actually drink from bottled water at home? Retarded fucks are destroying the planet by doing that and yet they complain about straws?

>>76324520
>*fat person exists*
>SMUG BITCH!!

>>76326009
Same man I really miss him

>>76327875
tap water in America is a bit spicy