Thread 76325419

I have tried pretty much everything and the only thing that has worked consistently is raw meat but can't afford it at the moment. I have hemorrhoids and stay on average around four hours every time I go to the toilet, my knees and lower back are in a terrible shape because of it. Do you think there's some kind of way to achieve these ghost wipes?

>>76325419 (OP)
Bump!

>>76326377
Bump!

>>76325419 (OP)
Olive oil and ferment milk or buttermilk give me the best almost non-wipe shits who still maintain a solid consistency
Just dont overdo it, 0.4L of buttermilk is overdoing it, dont consume more than 3 big tbp of olive oil eiter

Psyllium husk

>>76325419 (OP)
>I have hemorrhoids and stay on average around four hours every time I go to the toilet
Staying on the toilet too long causes hemorrhoids, so find ways to spend as little time on the toilet as possible. You shouldn't be straining to push poo out, either. It could be you're taking too much fiber also. Also make sure you're drinking enough water.
Also install a washlet attachment to your toilet. I spent $20 at Home Depot on mine. It connects into the toilets water supply and shoots water at your anus, and uou can control tbe pressure. Between the washlet and the fiber supplements I take my butthole is always squeeky clean.

>>76327328
You eat both in the same day? I have done both and don't see how that would work. Fresh raw milk is more likely to do that and for olive oil, fats usually do the opposite, especially oils. You need to elaborate.
>>76327368
Obviously not.
>>76327596
>so find ways to spend as little time on the toilet as possible
Why do you think I'm not trying to do that? I have tried pretty much every thing there is yet am always looking for new things.

>>76327304
Bump!

>>76325419 (OP)
>FOUR HOURS ON THE TOILET

>>76329123
It was almost eight hours yesterday.

>>76329131
I was implying that you're lying and this whole thing is bait

>>76329138
I know.

>>76329144
No, you didn't. You misinterpreted the post, otherwise you wouldn't have responded the way you did.

>>76329150
That's your opinion.

>>76329159
Yes, based on evidence.

>>76329166
Your feelings are not an evidence.

>>76329167
Sure is a good thing I didn't say otherwise.

The thing that most consistently helps my shits is Greek yogurt or pretty much any yogurt and soft drinkable dairy.
Every other thing on and off, sometimes I eat plenty of meat and fresh fruit and my shits are sloppy and gross, sometimes I eat pure goyslop and my shits are perfect and clean. And vice versa

>>76329173
Interesting, I have ate a lot of it and sometimes would see an improvement, especially with raw honey but is not as consistent.

You probably have colon cancer or some shit like that.

Psyllium husk literally cured my ibs, and I've had severe case of it my entire life.
Your gut flora isbl probably nonexistant too. Psyllium husk fixes that, also do probiotics. Give it a month or two. Start with a tablespoon mixed with your food.

>>76329187
I have tried all kinds of probiotics for months at that.

>>76325419 (OP)
Go keto. My shits are smooth and clean.

>>76329219
I tried it, including carnivore.

>>76325419 (OP)
>wipe
this is where you went wrong. you're supposed to wash it.
>inb4 what if I have to shit at work or some shit
wipe and then stick a piece of toilet paper between your cheeks like it's a maxi pad until you get home to avoid brown streaks.

>>76329228
You can't wash it when the hemorrhoids are hiding it, especially when you can't even fully empty your bowels.

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