>Why are you wearing a shirt, anon?
>Come on, i'm sure a buff dude like you has great abs!
What do?

>>76343593 (OP)
I do have great abs but I won't be revealing them to std warehouses like you

I don't know because that wouldn't happen to me. I'm not wearing a shirt. I do have great abs. What the fuck is YOUR problem?

>>76343593 (OP)
>Why your bra and pants don’t match? That gives me the ick

I have a few moles that I don't want to get sunburned

>>76343631
>takes off bikini top
>"is that better, anon?"

>>76343593 (OP)
Abs are made in the kitchen, come to my kitchen and you will see them ;)

>go to kids waterpark to babysit little sister and her friends
>cut hitting nice + pump from gym sesh
>right as I enter a park some young girls pass and look me up and down
>several times while waiting for rids little girls would blatently stare at me
>one girl passed by right next to me and despite making eye contact several times she kept eye fucking my pecs and abs
feels fucking good man

>>76343682
>/fit/ goals is getting mired by 10 year old girls
hmmh

>>76343593 (OP)
motorboat those tits and run

>>76343783
Is it not your goal?

I'm going to help on a summer camp and a foid colleague looks like that but has tiny tits(thank God)

>>76343593 (OP)
This might be the most perfect body ive seen in years, maybe ever. Her build is perfect, tits even too big but who the hell cares they look great. Wonder how she looks from the other side. Face is ok but body is perfect

>>76345197
>This is brother peter dimond. A lot of viewers have asked us what the Church's official stance on going to the beach is. Knowing the Church's stance is important for expounding the true faith.
>In 341, Pope Felix II blablablablabla

>>76343593 (OP)
>remove shirt
>loose skin around stomach
>looks like a hairy deflated ballsack
>no muscle
>just gyno (but only on one side)
>thick chest hair
>long enough to braid
>discolored skin from strange fungal skin infection
"why don't you put your shirt back on, anon?"

>>76345203
>tits even too big

>>76343593 (OP)
>haha great joke stacy, anyway i'm taking my shirt off in a sec!
i dont give a fuck

>>76343783
/fit/ would love being mired by 10 year olds. It means they can groom them so that a few days after they turn 18 they’ll ask them out and start dating them while being in their late 30s themselves, it will confirm that she hadn’t ridden the cock carousel

>>76345281
that’s not a bad idea. most of these old guys are banging the mid ones

>>76343593 (OP)

>spend years in the gym
>Still have a belly

This is why you strongfats are terrible people

>>76343593 (OP)
What do? Nothing. She's talking to the tyrone chad behind me, not to me.

>>76345262
Lmao i dont have even experience with talking to women with tits this big that are skinny, i have no idea how thats like. Idk if i could resist the urge of staring at them. All the women ive been into have had tits on the smaller side. Now that i think about it, i dont even see many girls with big tits walking around, if any really. Anyway, i dont wanna make the impression that im complaining about tits, like i said theyre perfect, her body is perfect

>>76345281
Did anon just figure out the answer? A girl turns 18 every second.

>>76343593 (OP)
Kill all whores

>>76343593 (OP)
I hate woman

>>76343593 (OP)
Do you fags really do this? I was fat as fuck in junior high and I never wore a fucking shirt at the beach.

>>76343593 (OP)
this unironically happened at the last company party I attended (indoors, not beach)
>drunk hot coworker goes "heyy anon you're in shape aren't you, take off your shirt lol"
>without a word step into the bathroom
>close the door
>lift shirt to see how defined my muscles are currently
>dissatisfactory
>pull shirt down
>exit bathroom
>"nah stacy, not today"

>>76343593 (OP)
>the sun causes skin cancer and early aging. You will hit the wall in about a week and I will bang your little sister

>>76343638
>gross, your boobs are asymmetrically sized and it causes your nipples to look lopsided

>>76345281
>>76343783
you guys are sick in the fucking head.

>>76345487
the only right answer in this thread

>>76345236
>Going to the beach and laying eyes on a great many shapely foids is, in fact, heresy that was permitted by the Vatican II sect, as our material covers.

>>76346053
i actually like watching their videos even though im a dirty atheist
I dont know why, there's something refreshing about them

Probably because theyre far more knowledgeable and well-spoken than most tradcaths

>>76346053
>Here is Pope Francis blessing two foids who later went to the beach, in clear violation of Catholic teaching.

>>76345487
yeah... I have big nipples

>>76346172
keep it up, the Holy Ghost is guiding you to Him. Very cool

>>76346176
many such cases
ik you are joking but I know such catholic women, they will also ride cock before marriage because : "well I'm not a nun..."

>>76346176
>Pope Francis
>Not anti-pope
baka

>>76345647
>run through by the entire nigball team at 13? thats fine theyre just kids afterall, BUT DONT YOU DARE EVEN THINK ABOUT MARRYING AND PROVIDING FOR A 17-YEAR-OLD GIRL

>>76345647
here comes the tranny

>>76346199
Pope Francis was a valid Pope you put respect on his name (RIP)

>>76343783
As I grow older, I enjoy the looks from single moms while picking up my kids from elementary school. When they are in high school, I will enjoy both the mom and teenage mires

>>76343593 (OP)
>remove shirt
>hairy shoulders, hairy back, hairy everything
no thanks, my gorilla-mode is staying hidden

>>76346273
no teenager is miring you gramps stick to the milfs you geezer. imagine some old 4chan fuck trying to catch mires from your little girl

>>76346317
its easy when guys on here are so narcissistic, they think that a woman looking in their direction means they are mirin and eye fucking them

I'm 32 and I can't remember the last time I had my shirt off around anyone besides myself. probably not since I was a teenager

>>76346206
>>76346239
You misunderstood my post, typical esl nigger moment desu

>>76345498
>At party with coworkers
>Talking to cute shy skinny russian maiden
>She asks why I'm not drinking
>Instead of launching into autistic explanation i just joke
>"Cause I'll have one, and then I'll have 4 and by the end of the night I'll be dancing shirtless on the tables"
>Without missing a beat she says "hmm, yeah, and there might be some downsides, too."

Feels good man. Always be so lean everyone can tell you have visible abs, you don't even need to show them

For almost every single summer in the last decade or so I get close to single digit BF ripped with my vascular serratus popping out a la Zyzz all trimmed up and shaved, basically ready to go on a professional shoot any day of the summer, but then because I'm a friendless kissless virgin I barely even leave my room and I'm just ripped beyond belief alone in my bedroom posting here with the sun shining outside.

So no one ever even saw my gains except me every night in the mirror before I go to bed

>>76345498
would be 10x more chad to reveal a gut

>>76343593 (OP)
Scarring and deformities.
Trust me, it stays on.

I refuse to lookmaxx or work out because I am too proud and misogynistic to put in any effort for the sake of women.

>>76343593 (OP)
BIG GAZOON GAZZONGAS

we go gym to get muscles dumb chick fuck strange china dick i will reveal my abs to you

>>76346722
>>Instead of launching into autistic explanation i just joke
Just wanted to say good jon anon.

>>76343638
This is actually really cute

>>76346737
>walk into bathroom
>close the door
>lift shirt, revealing "fat bastard" tier hairy belly
>as she tries to leave block her way and say "I showed you the goods, don't you think you owe me something now?" followed by a guttural laugh
works every time

>>76343593 (OP)
they have completely lost their ability to charm me. I am old now and care more about helping kids get un-fucked in the head than laying around with these useless skanks

>>76347576
i dont believe you

>tfw i can almost see striations in my delts
>tfw can see separation of my upper and lower pecs
>still got fat gut when im 1m90cm and 78kg

>>76343617
That seems a bit mean, anon

Because I got 1 in a million garbage chest insertions that makes it looks like I have a massive ribcage between my pecs because of the massive, uneven gap.

>>76349167
post pic

I want to suck women boobies. But alas, my abs are only visible if I flex really hard and accidentally poop myself.

>>76347932
MILK truck = BIG cummies

>>76347576
same

>>76345281
Yeah im sure her parents will let you do that

>>76345498
Based

>>76352072
I am a well respected, honorable, wealthy man. Her father would be retarded to be opposed.

>>76343593 (OP)
She's Jewish.

>>76343593 (OP)
Who the FUCK is this? How has no one asked yet?

I have multiple cysts on my chest from ingrown hairs.

>>76353171
Midface Whorebag

Sure, no problemo

>>76353171
marja van der torn

>>76346736
Brother just go to the beach walk around shirtless past the shore and start talking to qts that give you looks.

>>76343593 (OP)
wake up from my dream because no female would ever say that to me regardless of what my physique looks like

>>76353236
I did and this qt fit blonde made eye contact with me for 0.2 microseconds as she walked by. I should’ve talked to her but I got too into my head. Fuck.

>>76353214
Absolutely disgusting tanline, why people disfigure their skin like this and then proudly display it, ruins what's otherwise a great physique.

>>76343593 (OP)
Who needs abs when you have these guns
*flexs a 'cep*

Only have visible abs when actively flexing.
Life is suffering.

>>76345281
Based

>>76352072
>he doesn’t know

>>76345647

>>76343593 (OP)
>nah I'm a little cold rn

>>76352072
"parents" aka single mother who cares more about going out drinking every night and leaves her 10 year old daughter alone to shake her ass on tiktok and instagram, those "parents"? her father who either isnt allowed to see his kid because of his harpy of a wife, is in prison, or just never cared enough to be there. right those "parents".

/fit/ would make a better "parent" in all honesty
>now sweety remember sneed oils are bad for you
>coffee is fine but you dont need any caffeine lets get decaf
>squats and oats sugarplumb! thats a good girl

>>76345281
At least she won't betray you

>>76345281
Women with a bodycount are for the streets

>>76345281
This you?

>>76345281
ok roastie

>>76345281
You were lied to: Your value as woman is your youth and you've wasted it

>>76345281

>>76345281
>men want a pre-wall woman who is fertile
Did you really need a whole reddit premium to figure that out?

>>76345281
At the rate women hit the wall nowadays, this is the dream scenario

>>76345281
game is game

>>76354508
>>76354503
Bros i met a jewish girl 2 years ago walking her dog, she was 21. I saw her again after two years and now at 24 she looks like she is in her mid 30's. WHATS GOING ON? she even asked me for a date and i rejected her

>>76354455
>>76354460
>>76354477
these kind of threads are so blackpilling to me because i'm considering getting married with a girl i met in January this year and it's been great since then but she is 30. Yeah she is hot and all but /fit/ says that anything over 25 is a death sentence for a man. On the other hand i got myself in this situation. What do?

Also before you start hating, she only had 3 partners in her lifetime, she is religious and we didn't have any pre-marital sex and she is a laywer. It can't get any better than that in this day and age.

>>76354519
shoulda hit that for goyim

>I bet /fit/ is sperging the fuck out in this thread
Never change, you dumb faggots.

>>76354519
It‘s as if their whole race exists to trap you into ruining everything good in life

>>76354559
>we didn't have any pre-marital sex
who's gonna tell him?

>>76354566
Me and my boys struggle with women, but you want me to believe everyone here is a Chad that fucks hot women?

>>76354559
how is she hot when she’s 30 and Jewish? you guys call any girl hot

>>76354568
>>76354564
Can still hit, should i do it or skip?

>>76354580
Five seconds skimming the catalog is all anyone needs to determine that the majority of people here are definitely not chads.

>>76354559
Sick of seeing this copypasta in every redpill thread

>b..b..but she’s a lawyer bros

>>76354584
If you do then she‘s going to try and babytrap you. Bear in mind how good they are at laying traps.

>>76343593 (OP)
>tfw see girls like this with paper thin waists and hourglass figures whenever I go anywhere that has water
>will never be able to spend my formative years of youthfulness doing things like going to the beach or a swimming pool with girls like this
Shoulda played less vidya or not been short....

>>76354559
>she is religious and we didn't have any pre-marital sex and she is a laywer
>she only had 3 partners
Consider the following:
3 different guys got the milk for free before you, now (You)'re suppose to pay for it?

>>76354584
free pussy

>>76354559
>we didn't have any pre-marital sex
She did, literally this meme lmao

>>76354559
Biggest mistake of your life. How desparate are you to settle for such an old hag?

>>76354591
Im sure she has bpd, when i told her no when she asked me for a dog walked 3 days ago, she got mad with one word reply

>>76354600
nothing is free in this world

>>76354559
She will divorce you because she's only marrying you out of desparation

>>76354588
going outside and people watching will tell you that is logistically improbable

>>76354559
This you huh?

>>76354608
>>76354603
>>76354595
>>76354590


Since January I:
>throw her jeans away and only wear dresses
>got her from 0 to 5 eggs a day
>Started eating steaks
>Quit processed bread and eats only sourdough
>walks 8k steps per day
>glute workouts
>bible readings

She is a whole other person but i told her to stay at her house for a week because i'm gonna break up with her, i can't stand the fact she is not a virgin

>>76354612
She is unironically attracted to me, i'm attractive believe it or not.

>>76354618
Lot's of demorilization but yeah i'm gonna bail

>>76354610
>she got mad
>nonvirgin
>old
She gave up that pussy for free for other men, and you're willing to pay with one lifetime commitment

>>76354626
how are you attractive but ended up with a 30 year old

>>76354629
Bro you are talking about the 30 year old hag of the other guy, i'm the anon who this 24 year old jewish girls wants to fuck me

>>76354626
She's doing all that to try to win you over, because she is desparate. None of that behavior is real

>>76354626
Recent studies show a majority of men believe they’re attractive.

>>76354634
>>76354519
Does she at least follow the milkers stereotype?

>>76354630
I was a retard earlier this year falling for the get a trad wife meme and i met her in the church, literally 2 days ago i got the insta of a 19 year old in my gym and im sure she wants me, i was just stupid

>>76354635
I actually believe you, what's the alternative plan?

>>76354636
I'm blackpilled like you wouldn't believe, i'm by no means chad. I just stand in the above average category because
>not balding
>good physique
>can hold a convo
>have a job (irrelevant)

But yeah i had 5 more gf's before her so attracting a woman is not THAT hard.

>>76354640
no zero tits, the 19 year old does tho but she is leaving late August and i don't know if it's worth trying with her

>>76354645
>what's the alternative plan
Dump her and find a younger girl who is still fertile and not desparate. No amount of pussy is worth a woman who marries you out of pity.

>>76354645
>she is leaving late August
You can't meet the right woman while dating with the wrong one, don't waste your time

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLQRczdRQrM/

>>76354655
I wanna kms reading all those infographs. Are you one guy posting them? How the fuck im i gonna recover from 6 months of being blue balled around her? (she was too).

I'm so cucked right now that i can't even DM the gym girl i met. How do i get out of the rut? I'm in a flatline

>>76354663
Well if you’re going to let her go to waste can you show us her body (19 year old) while blurring out her face? I need to see milkers

>>76354663
>i can't even DM the gym girl i met
Just DM her?? What do you mean "i can't" lmao

>>76354661
Unironically I did everything that video said. I even met the 30 year old at the Church, i didn't know at the time because of appearances. She even looks 25 if you see her so i was attracted, she even had me talk to her priests and she was coming for prayers here every night, that's why the no premarital sex although we did sin a few times with some foreplay.

>>76354671
FUCK, dubs and i'm doing it

>>76345281
It's definitely creepy but it's also smart. Only downside is you will probably die before she does and she'll live a decade or two as a widow.

>>76354678
>Just DM her?? What do you mean "i can't" lmao
She is my gym retard, if she rejects me this will quickly turn into 'don't shit where you eat' type of situation

>>76354626
If she doesn't let you hit for free, she isn't into and only uses you.
Women can't control themselves around men they find attractive.
If she ain't groping you she ain't into you.

>>76354455
Feels good knowing my wife and I have the maximum possible chance of having a successful marriage. But then again I was already aware of this hence why I married a virgin

>>76354559
Oh you’re that one anon. I said it before and I’ll say it again: don’t do it

>>76354684
Find a new girl then dumbass, don't shit where you eat

>>76354559
The whole “no pre-martial sex” thing only applies to virgins your retard. She already gave it up for other men and you’re just a chump.

>>76354682
>die before she does and she'll live a decade or two as a widow.
By that time you'll have plenty of grandkids so that's a consolation

>>76354663
>How the fuck im i gonna recover from 6 months of being blue balled around her?
Sunk cost fallacy, the 6 months are irrelevant. You can only decide today how your future looks, that's all that matters here. On top of making your own life better, you will also teach the hag a valuable lesson (as far as women can learn things)

>>76354629
>implying brown eggs are bad or worse in any capacity
ngmi

>>76354684
how does that work though? why would she give out her insta if she’s going to reject you

>>76354681
check em

>>76354748
I don't think that's what the image implies but I see the point. Brown eggs are actually the natural color, white eggs means the chickens eat too much salt. Trust me, my grandfather was a chicken farmer

>>76354684
>if she rejects me
You don't have to ask her to marry you over chat, just ask her Insta and if she wants to work out together next time or something

>>76354758
I get the point, but this is /fit/. Any slander against the noble fowl of gains is ungrateful sacrilege and needs to be addressed as such.

>>76354681
.

>>76354681
Roll

>>76354681
Post it

>>76354799
FUCK IT, here you go

>>76354702
> don't shit where you eat
I’m gonna work with a guy this Saturday and I dated his helper and she will be there and we’ll be for 12 hours together, this happened 2 years ago what do? She is a bad person

>>76354827
>deleted before i could open it
damnit

>>76354837
She’s a baddie? Why is that a problem?

>>76354837
>she is a bad person
Bad as in bad? If you don't want to be her boyfriend, what's there to worry about? Just treat her like a normal human being

>>76354846
I lied to her in 2022 that I was seeing other girls for preselection gains and she got mad and left, I didn’t even fuck her. Should I pretend that everything is good? She was a baddie tho yeah

>>76354860
You think she's gonna remember all that? She's had 10 other men inside her since then

>>76354856
Bad as in ill willed, I could see it in her eyes. I can’t explain it, you wouldn’t wanna marry a woman like her but I’m only worried that she might wake up some other feeling after seeing me 2 years later way more successful than I was back then.. let’s see

>>76354870
HOLY FUCK BASED. I hope she doesn’t. Btw she told me she always had a fwb on the side and that I should never believe a woman who says she is celibate

>>76354878
why even put that much thought into seeing her again if you know she’s a hoe you wouldn’t marry

>>76354878
>should never believe a woman who says she is celibate
uhh based?

>>76354860
You pump faked while she was actually getting drilled by another guy on the side and she left without you getting to fuck. Nigga

>>76354898
Yeah I was retarded back then

>>76354887
I’m getting paranoid that I have to work with her, women are crazy. I’m I being paranoid?

>>76354896
Yeah they always have someone she said

>>76345236
Kek. Good one, anon. I thought I was the only one who watched these vids.

>>76354917
>I’m I being paranoid?
Yes, what is she gonna do? Beat you up? If you're afraid of false allegations just make sure you're never in the room alone with her (as unmarried people should be doing in the first place anyway)

>>76354559
my girlfriend is 34 and keeps talking to me about long-term commitment
my ex was the same, I told her I was planning on waiting til I'm 40 to find and marry a 20 year old virgin, she cried
so this time I just don't mention my plan
but yeah, definitely a place-holder for now
so you're not banging this 30 year old lawyer? just hanging out? walking ?? like what the fuck do you do? if I wasn't getting my dick sucked there's no way I'd be doing this

>>76355080
>my ex was the same, I told her I was planning on waiting til I'm 40 to find and marry a 20 year old virgin, she cried
Your kids are gonna get hyper-autism, anon

>>76355145
what kind of jewish indoctrination concept is this now?
you think 40 is too old for a man to have a child?
my uncle had his youngest son at 65 and the kid is smart and strong and tall and athletic, I think he's about 14 now

>>76355080
I'm 29 and I've already told my 30 year old girlfriend im not having kids with her mainly because of her age and past (like a 10 body count, I suspect higher).
She cried and said she'll change my mind and really has tried but she's used goods and deep down she knows it.

I would throw away my 3 year relationship with her for a kiss on the cheek of an 18 year old virgin. Not kidding.

>>76343593 (OP)
Whore will be stoned, inshallah. Sunscreen only lasts for so long, and clothing that traps sweat and keeps the sun from direct contact is vital for managing heat stress

>>76355192
My nigga this is literally the male version of the roasties that say shit like “I know a woman who had a perfectly healthy baby at 40! Therefore it’s not an issue!”

>>76355192
The chance of autism increases with paternal age. If you're a /fit/izen then your chances of autism are already sky-high because this board is filled with spergs.

Now there is no guarantee of course. My parents had my younger brother when they were 35 and he's normie as fuck while i'm a sperg

>>76355304
Women lose fertility way earlier than man

>>76355320
Doesn’t change the fact that you sound like a retarded feminist

>>76355325
Whatever bro you won’t be saying that once I’m 40 and laid up with my 20 year old bae

>>76355327
thanks for covering for me while I was gone bro
couldn't have said it better myself
*fistbump*

>>76355314
I won't vaccinate, so that should bring the chances down a few thousand percent
also if the kid's autistic, good, I don't want some normie

>>76355327
You’re alone. Cope and seethe harder

>>76355414
Why you gotta be so rude, don’t you know I’m human too?

>>76354686
Trvke

>>76354559
Anon, respectfully, you're gonna get FUUUUUCKED if you proceed.

Ban check

Ban check

>>76355598
>>76355619
4chan.org/banned

>>76343593 (OP)
I'm the only guy who wears a shirt to my son's swimming lessons, despite being by far the fittest one there.
I just don't want to mog people that hard in a public place. I'm there for my son, not to show off.

>>76347198
I'm a misogynist, I work out so if I ever need to hit a woman I can hit her hard enough to fuck her up physically and psychologically.

>>76347198
stupid

you should looksmax for the halo effect and for men to treat you better
>>76355661
you don't need to work out to do that kind of damage

remember: you shouldn't hit women not because it's bad or mean but because you'll kill them

>>76347198
The value of beauty and having a powerful vigorous body has never been about the stunted vile creatures we call women, bro. It is its own reward.

>>76354686
Although your statement is correct, we did some soft foreplay stuff and I could tell she was horny but I was holding back as well as she did because we both wanted a wedding, I broke up tho

>>76354519
>WHATS GOING ON?
rode hard and put back wet, the flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long

>>76355672
>you don't need to work out to do that kind of damage
I disagree

>>76353491
tanlines are hot on women, I wonder what chicks think about them on men

>>76355661
unbelievably based

>>76356714
saved

>>76356411
why are you dodging posting the 19 year old? you promised for dubs and dubs were gotten

>>76354686
those two are looksmatched, she's just able to present herself more tastefully

>>76346341
Same and I don't know where the confidence came from back then.

>>76354645
>gave insta
>”im sure she wants me”
>>76354684
>”if she rejects me”
>afraid of don’t shit where you eat situation
>she’s leaving in August anyway

none of this makes sense. might as well marry the 30 year old you haven’t had sex with

>>76357124
I broke up with the 30 year old today, why doesn't it make sense tho?

>>76357149
if she gave you her insta and you’re sure she wants you why are you thinking she’ll reject you?

>>76357154
I said she wanted me when she gave me her insta but when she learned about the age gap I think her interest was lower afterwards. Maybe I have to dm her I don’t know.

>>76357164
ok that makes more sense now. story was missing gaps, no pun intended. thanks

>>76356704
well if you started out as a skeleton maybe

>>76348199
How is that possible mate,you are under weight with gut??

>>76357298
It's called shit genetics

>>76355221
You are a bad person anon, wasting that woman's life for you selfishly.

I'm 45, married and 4 kids and I occasionally hang out with an old high school friend still single just like you. He goes to a local Irish pub, drinks ridiculously overpriced shitty IPA beers, yells really loud about sportsball events, bitches about women but only hangs out in places that selects for the WORST kind of women (shitty Northeast Irish pubs etc.) Says he's going to marry an younger woman when he's "ready". I smile and nod, and slowly disengage over the years.

So much cope in this thread. Women are the ultimate prize, and ever have been. Because they are the only thing, aside from your children, that a man can never own.

True Chad-dom is finding a woman young, getting married poor and getting rich together. Making a woman's life a paradise who trusted you young and broke is the ultimate win. Nothing can come between my wife and me now. Been through all the shit together, and the bond is forged stronger now than ever.

The ultimate flex is being in your 40's, hanging out with other succesful married couples in your back yard, watching all your well behaved children play together. Subtlely hoping they get married some day (the desire to arrange marriage for your children is ancestral, strong and noble).

I wish you all the best of luck in this endeavor. god speed anons.

>>76357768
>The ultimate flex is being in your 40's, hanging out with other succesful married couples in your back yard, watching all your well behaved children play together
I think that nowadays there's a lot of people who subconsciously know this but they try to deny it

>>76357768
Bullshit asshole. I banged over 100 mid and fat slutty chicks mostly through bars, clubs, and dating apps. Aside from being 40 years old and unmarried and unable to find a loving wife, life is great. I have bragging rights on /fit/ and can flex on all the incels on here.

>>76343593 (OP)
objectively she looks great if you look at any part of her body in particular, but for some reason she looks weird when you combine all the parts. anybody knows why is this? im not an artist

>>76354559
>she only had 3 partners in her lifetime, she is religious and we didn't have any pre-marital sex and she is a laywer.
i was going to say to go for her until i read this part, kek, this has to be bait

>>76357837
she made him wait but let those other guys hit premarital when she was at her prime

>>76357830
meh face, weird pose with her shoulder raised like that and uneven legs, lens flare artifacts. I'd be curious to see her in a less shitty picture

>>76357849
>>76357837
I broke up with her

>>76348199
Same, someone help me
>174 cm
>went from 77 kg to 60
>somewhat muscular legs
>dyel tier arms, but with some definiton because they are lean
>upper abs and pecs (also dyel tier) somewhat visible
>lower belly gut and love handles
Do I still have to keep cutting? Or maybe it's just loose skin and I can finally start controlled bulking?

>>76357902
victim weight, start lifting heavy and eat more

>>76343593 (OP)
Youre almost there, soon you get to fuck faggot.

>>76357781
I see what you did here. Underrated.

>>76345612
>>

>>76357780
This. Everybody thinks they are going to be fit and live forever. A loving wife will take care of you when you are down. I got into a serious car accident in my 30's where I was fucked up royally. Wife nursed me back to help. Not sure how I would have managed as a single bro bar star, both physically and emotionally.

>>76357898
Your ex box is my play station I be in that bitch like Wiiiii

>>76345258
nope, u wanted it bitch, now enjoy the freak show

>>76357768
you're not wrong but a lot of us aren't young anymore and we didn't have that young love, we were rejected by the women our age
now we are in mid-30's and meet mid-30's women who slutted around in their 20s and want to get married now that they're done and used
and we men still hold that fantasy that it's possible to meet a young and innocent women to forge a lifelong bond with, perhaps that is cope and perhaps it will never happen, but I can't just force myself to settle on a woman who I don't truly value or desire a life with

>>76354559
she literally fucked those dudes and not giving any to you. pathetic pull yourself up my man

>>76357768
fuck off women are not the prize you retarded SIMP

>>76357768
This was enlightening. I'm going through some kind of bullshit in life between work and health issues. I'm about to hit one year with my gf and we have full intention of marrying (I just need more money and need to meet her parents).
But with all this bullshit going on in my life, I'm feeling like I'm on the cusp of some manic breakdown or something and was willing to start throwing everything away. But she really does add to my life in huge ways, and I would be worse off without her, even when everything else improved.
I appreciate you bro.

>>76357768
You being 45 and still being here is not an argument, because i'm 32 and i'm still here aswell. The problem is is that I was once in your shoes. When i was 23 I met a 19 year old girl and she became my gf, I had her for 6 years but i was into blackpill back then (2015) and I didn't have starting a family in my mind. She ended up cheating on me 5 years into the relationship and i thought she was innocent when she was 19 but i found a diary talking about her ex boyfriends and she had more than 10 bodies at 19. Then i was 27 and i found a new gf. The type of gf that would kill for you, guess what tho? She wasn't a virgin either and i found out she was talking to her ex bf and she was monkey branching. I dumped her and she still stalks me 3 years later.

Then i found a virgin 29 year old girl, i was stupid enough to take her virginity and then i broke up with her because she was mid.

I don't wanna blogpost but my point is: Be content with your situation. God didn't want me to be in those relationships, because if he wanted to there would be a good ending to all of these, yes i'm pro-family but at the end of the day i'm all about God's plan and you didn't mention him in your post, so whether you have a woman or not it doesn't matter if you don't have God with you, you will never feel fullfilled. Seek Jesus

>>76355221

Why the fuck are you still dating her? Dudes just keep women around for sex with no intention on marriage

>>76347198
Very based, i would suggest to still lift and learn how to fight for the sake of beating minorities.

>>76358295
Life is about settling, do you think most people live in their dream home, or drive their dream car? See the face/body they want to see in the mirror? Have the job they wanted to be as a kid? Marry their true love? Come on, if you are really in your 30s (I hope for your sake you’re just trolling) you should have realized this stuff a long time ago.

Guess what, most people don’t truly “value or desire” a life with their husband/wife, they just got hitched because everyone else was and they were getting old. Most likely your own parents were like this too. Do you think that you’re better than them, that if you wait long enough your time will come, that you’re entitled to some kind of fairy tale ending? Because that’s not going to happen. Not now. Not ever.

You are not special, and you are not entitled. You are an average, mediocre person just like everyone else. You can settle for some older, used up woman, and she can settle for a lame beta loser, and you can have normal average kids who will also have normal average lives just like you did. Or you can keep chasing perfection, ignore “good enough”, and end up a sad old incel, slowly dying alone.

>>76353214
Routine?

>>76358627
lol look at this lil faggot

>>76357768
you realize some people have more than room temperature IQ and can craft a skill, engage in hobbies and lead a fulfilling life even without kids, right?
>you can only be a parent or a deadbeat alcoholic sports fan
pretentious faggot

>>76358965
my girlfriend scarfed down this penis shaped meal with ease and delight and now i’m feeling insecure about my size. should i break up with her?

>>76358965
lol look at this lil faggot

>>76358873
No rambling diatribe will make me settle for a worn out nigger mattress post wall roastie

>>76354655
> just marry the 7yo it’s normal
It’s legitimately shocking how openly pedophilic some people on this website are. It’s either some glowy faggot op or the shitskins who are literally too weak to overpower an adult woman. All pedos must be sterilized and isolated from healthy society.

>>76359053
18 is ok, right? I’m 35

>>76359019
“Settling” implies that you can do better - you can’t. It’s that or nothing. Your choice.

>>76359062
no, you should already have a wife and kids on the cusp of being a teenager

>>76354503
What a disappointment that Ashley started onlyfans after she got tattoos, started taking drugs, and lost weight. We never saw nudes of the version of her on the left.

>>76343593 (OP)
fuck, this blonde bitch is beautiful, I love to see her put a Big Black Cock between those fat white tits

>>76359062
You better have a billion dollars. 18yos are not dumb enough to go for a genetic dead end just because you act nice to her.

>>76359324
kek all the visual proof i’ve seen from older guys on here bragging about their young girl she’s flawed in some way. either fat, mid, or black

>>76343593 (OP)
okay jenny

>>76348199
>>76357902
Stop using caffeine

>>76359400
is that something caused by caffeine? i mostly drink black coffee

>>76358965
OP here. You misunderstood me and are strawmanning hard. Do all the hobbies you want.

I think the guy I quoted is, and ever will be, an asshole for wasting a woman's fertile years deliberately.

Think she's a slut? Dump her.
Think she's getting old? Dump her.
Never going to knock her up? Dump her.

Get that 18 y.o. virgin bro.

Pic related is you. A selfish manbaby who lacks the wherewithal to be an actual playboy.

>>76358416
Nobody said that. Read my post again. I'm saying stringing a woman along for years deliberately is cruel.

Too much of an egomaniac to commit.

Too much of a coward to walk away.

Fucking loser. ALL. THE. WAY. DOWN.

>>76359600
take your meds jesus christ. what a dumb fucking ramble

>>76358627
>God didn't want me to be in those relationships

Jesus fuck the arrogance of the people here.
>God wanted me to dump her.
>It was fate

You're literally one of those fat Arabs in the middle East too lazy to change the light bulb, and will just say "Inshallah" wheverr your wife asks you to do it.

DESU if I was a woman in my most fertile years and some guy was sitting on his hands for 5 years?!?! Id fucking split too.

>>76358675
This. AND half the fucking bros here will defend the guy and tell you to take meds when you point it out.

>>76359619
Yeah, she split on another guys dick. 10 bodies by 19? He wasted prime years of her reaching 50

>>76358295
I think you are way, WAY too online. There are lots of women who are not total sluts and are lonely. Expecting to meet a 30 yo virgin is insanity. There is so much time left in your life to make a meaningful connection with a woman. There has never been a time in human history where there are more single women than now.

Yes, some are damaged. I am sure you are damaged too. Don't hang around places like 4chan, tinder, bars that select for the worst personality types of women.

I assume you are fit. Try pic related this weekend. What do you have to lose man?

>>76359630
>Then i found a virgin 29 year old girl, i was stupid enough to take her virginity and then i broke up with her because she was mid.

You just found a literal unicorn in the wild and you threw it away because she was mid. And you said it was God's will. WTF are you on man?

You have the psychology of a mass shooter. Rethink how you think man. I think you are a clinical narcissist. You can't imagine a universe that doesn't revolve around your selfish needs.

>>76359606
W*man detected.
W*men do this shit all the time. Got one job (boyfriend) lined up before they leave their current one.
It's very pragmatic, and soulless.

>>76359683
>women do x therefore its permissible for me to do it
Weird way to come out as a fag, but alright.
The point of manhood is to set the better standard and lead by example. If you choose to act pragmatic and soulless because some other person (not even the girl getting strung along) is capable or even has done it, you're not being just or some good arbiter. You're being an immature faggot that can't walk away when you know it's right.
If you're going to allow men to act like women out of spite, you're just being a catty faggot

>>76358627
you might be a sociopath, and you're definitely retarded, but you're also kinda based desu

>>76357768
Maybe I'm just jealous, but any post like this that I see on 4chan I just throw away as a larp. I refuse to believe that someone on 4chan who is 45 years old and unironically is using terms like sportsball and chad would be married with children.

Then again, you keep talking about getting rich, how she was with you when you were broke, so you're likely some nerd faggot with some gold diggerand all you care about is money so maybe it is realistic

>>76359640
I do have a girlfriend, she loves me very much, but she is mid and in her 30's and I am settling for her and I'm not that attracted, I don't like kissing her, but she adores me and treats me very well, I haven't asked her bodycount, I don't want to know, I know she used to travel a lot, even to Jamaica and Las Vegas... she tries to express that her past wasn't bad, I just don't want to know though.
Also I met her in the world, cold approach, walking at the beach, not a bar or tinder. I know it's possible but it isn't exactly easy, maybe I need to approach more.
>farmer's market in a button down
what is that going to do? Im sure I could do that every weekend for months or years and not meet someone.
you're right though, too much time online, too much baggage myself
>>76358873
jewish demoralization tactic
how much do they pay you shlomo?

>>76359801
KEK

>>76359801
Damn dude that sucks. I love my submissive Taiwanese wife who I met through normal social circumstances

>>76358972
I would never allow myself to be disrespected like that. Eating that shit in public? Come on. But you do you brother

Every time I go to the beach people stare at me, yet I remain a man of integry and so I close myself off from them.

>>76358873
>Or you can keep chasing perfection
Yes
Matthew 5:48

>>76358972
cute

cuz im fat you stupid fucking bitch

>>76359786
im a 28 yo virgin doctor so you probably wont believe it
there are plenty of fuckups that have mild success

>>76343593 (OP)
>what do
Lift my shirt up to make them mirin and say you can't touch it cuz ur a STD ridden whore then leave, it's really that simple

>>76359619
> You're literally one of those fat Arabs in the middle East too lazy to change the light bulb, and will just say "Inshallah" wheverr your wife asks you to do it.

No I would just change the lightbulb, I’m not like those people that expect everything from God, I’m just saying in that particular situation with all those girls, if it was meant to be it would. Like you married your wife early, you must have known that she is the one unless you did the blind eye on something just to cope, that’s was my point, they were all whores in my case

>arrogance
It’s skin in the game after all those years

>>76359600
That pic is pure delusion, those boomers think they could pull that off in 2025? Jesus bro stop getting advice from grifters

>>76360332
people do still get married super quickly even nowadays, but it's never the ones that should. I know an alcoholic 25yo who proposed after being with her for two months (both of them had just come out of a long term relationship) and she said yes. Everything suggests a trainwreck but who knows, my grandparents got married because she got pregnant and they basically spent decades hating on each other and yet they remained together until the bitter end, marriages are weird

>what do?
Animalistic rape

>>76360373
>but it's never the ones that should
That's what i'm saying, a sane person would like to see the true colors of a person before making a move.

>>76343593 (OP)
>>Why are you wearing a shirt, anon?
Why tf am I wearing a shirt at the beach in the first place?

>>76345337
Ok Pajeet, who asked?

>>76360181
Don't know the guy, I only know Matthew McConaughey

>>76359400
I don't

>>76343783
Children and innocent therefore their mires are genuine. The roastie probably just wants you to pay child support.

>>76343593 (OP)
this would never happen as i dont have any women in my life. also i dont even lift

>>76353214
>that slight twink pouch
lose body fat

>>76360181
Well, perfection is a nice word. A delusional fantasy is a more accurate one. It’s pretty funny to come out with the Bible quote after reading >>76359619. It’s the same mentality, that maybe if you just do nothing long enough fate will give you a beautiful virginal tradwife sex slave. That’s not going to happen and you will die incel or settle for a morbidly obese single mom

>>76361186
better watch your ho ‘for i hit her

>>76359786
/fit/ is full of tradlarping obese pajeet incels, don’t take a single post here seriously. For example the guy you replied to is 100% a pajeet you can notice the subtle tells in his writing

>>76343593 (OP)
>tfw i'll never have sex with a woman like that
why even live brehs

>>76360518
Not a jeet, im actually white( european)

>>76361234
I've had sex with a woman like this. Not even joking - tinder hookup with a polish model. Her dad just happened to live in the same shitty town as me, and she was back living there for a year figuring out what to do. Anyway I was the first person to swipe on her on tinder and she thought I was good looking. (Her dad is some fat simp, she definitely had daddy issues) We fucked/dated for 8 months and my insecurity got the better of me and I fucked it up. Big, perfect tits. Perfect ass. Perfect pussy lips. Amazing kisser and she moaned super loud which made my dick extra hard.
I'm so glad it happened to me. Now I have a mid gf but she has zero expectations. None of that "meet my friends, impress my coworkers" bs.
I literally remember thinking as we laid there in a naked embrace on my sofa how I should cherish this moment because there's no way it's going to last.

>>76359786
OP here. I could post hands, blurred family picture, and you would still think I am making it up. So whatever, consider me a jeet? Chad and sportsball are part of the internet lexicon now man. They are perfect words for describing what I see. You know what they are so fuck off.

Some narcissist psychopath asshole stringing along some hapless woman because he is too much of a coward to commit or dump her is a million times worse than any "cringe" than a 45 y.o. on 4chan.

4chan is the best website on earth; still haven't found anything nearly as interesting, high IQ or life changing as this one.

I got fit through reading /fit/, I got rich through reading /biz/ and learned to be selectively cynical through reading /pol/. People don't know how much knowledge is here so long as they have an acute bullshit detector. So laugh at the 45 y.o. on 4chan if you want. I laugh at the 45 y.o. who "matured" to Barstool Sports, Reddit or Facebook man and looks at boomerslop all day.

>>76361254
you can’t even see that whore’s face. not sure what you’re implying. anyway i looked up what a Polish model looks like and damn bro lol grats on fucking that

>>76359683
>A woman hurt me once so I will be cruel to all woman henceforth

You have the morality of a 6 y.o. If I can't get the toy, I will break it for everyone else. Yes, women have backup plans. They are supposed to for all the reasons you hate her; if some manbaby like you knocks her up and ditches her she's fucked.

Clearly >>76355221 has none of these problems. She wants to be loyal, she wants commitment, but buddy says fuck you to her and strings her along through her reproductive years.

You don't have to be a woman to see the sociopathy here. Asshole can't even fathom what it must be like to be in her shoes, and how how fucking deliberately cruel he is.

Deliberate cruelty is unforgivable man.

>>76361336
looks like pete steele lmao

>>76361336
Fuck you faggot. I already said my gf is mid. Why would I lie? I knew that’d be the hottest woman I’d ever lay before settling for mediocrity. I love my mid gf but I definitely imagine fucking the Polish girl when I’m inside her.

>>76361349
I mean.. yeah sometimes
>>76361336
bro where did you find this pic that's literally her wtfffffffffff

>>76359053
Roastie alert

imagine being the gf of one of the posters itt and finding out your bf is whining about not getting 18 yo virgin supermodels online and sees you as the backup option he can't dump yet

my condolences to all the women who've had the misfortune of meeting you guys

>>76361460
she's not gonna have sex with you lilttle bro

>>76361470
not an issue, i'm gay

>>76361460
only degenerates browse this website. nothing to be surprised about

>>76361302
>4chan is the best website on earth; still haven't found anything nearly as interesting, high IQ or life changing as this one.
Pajeets really write like this and expect people not to notice that they’re ESLs. Grim stuff

Like what kind of mental illness do you get to be a fat 24 year old pajeet and decide to start LARPing as a white middle aged father online? What do you get out of it?
>>76361460
It’s 4chan, and it’s /fit/, none of these posters actually have gfs and there’s a big chance that they are unironically kissless virgins

>>76361460
Mans gotta eat

>>76359997
No its like youre doing it every weekend and you arent going home emptyhanded

>>76361515
Logucally theyd keep the same bf but met on terms of adulterating casually and both know not to respect eachother

>>76361523
Penis shopping ofc, but youd think they can more easily look at someone and tell. Oh somehow shaq has a bigger dick than urkel who knew, this is why i assume women are stupid this is as far i got into thinking about trying to have sex with men.

>>76361542
Ok so either there is no way to know or they really are stupid. Or their dudes ditch them for other women and are just as sexually jewish thinking of procreation like coupons.

>>76361548
No yeah its not like shaqs wife is gonna cheat with one of those new gay skinny rappers thats why its so funny when they say theyre gonna fuck your bitch.

>>76361555
that doesn’t make sense since multiple women have confirmed Shaq's penis is small.

>>76361460
I think they're all larping and/or ragebaiting. I think that the guys posting itt are guys who have had poor or no success with women, and it somehow makes them feel better to pretend to be the one who has the power by larping or by trying to ragebait women

>>76361583
there's like 3 women out there and 2.5 of them are obese 30+ yo NEETs posting on r9k

>>76361583
Doesn’t make sense to lie. You think they’d be more boastful like the average anon that claims to be good looking and the women in their stories are always hot.

>>76361583
I am glad to see myself represented in this image.

>>76361470
hope she sees this

>>76361583
if you actually think this then why even bother coming to this site?

>>76359053
I didn't say marry the 7 year old, but nice reflection though

>>76359053
I didn't say marry the 7 year old, nice deflection though

>>76345281
>he thinks we wait until 18
16 is legal in 1/3 of the usa
14 is legal in most of europe
9 is legal in afghanistan

>>76361818
All ages that you'll never experience

>>76353491
>>76356709
Yeah, we want our men without tan lines.

>>76362071
White boys with farmer tan lines >

>>76345281
neck yourself you fucking pedo

>>76354758
I bet you sure know how raise lots of cocks.

>>76354503
Crazy how much she looks in the right picture, graying hair in two years.

>>76362265
*how much worse she looks

>>76362265
two years of birth control, cock, drugs and alcohol

>>76343783
Correct. The ultimate goal.

>>76361831
sadly true nowadays, but i got 14yo pussy when i was in high school, damn that was fresh

>>76361583
suit boy is 100% right

>>76357768
Based