What mode is this

>>76347212 (OP)
Silly :3

Cats step in their own piss and shit, then walk all over your counters and tear up your furniture.
Absolutely disgusting.

>>76347235
Only brown people hate cats and dogs

>>76347235
they clean themselves

>>76347235
They spread parasites that make you gay and infertile

>>76347304
You're not supposed to be eating their poop, Anon.

>>76347212 (OP)
Blessed cat thread

>>76347235
spbp
Toxo infection kills sperm as well.

>>76347451
Taking a break from implementing mouse genocide. This little dude eats mice like pretzels, crunching up their little skulls and everything. He's a maniac mouse slaughterer, always on the lookout for mice to punish. In all other areas of his life he's a fucking retard, but he is a nightmare to the mouse population. He used to be a skinny little thing, but has grown big on the blood, flesh, and bones of mice. That is his sole passion in life, not counting his intensely sexual relationship with the apparently sensually shaped couch cushion he has claimed as his own.
He is a good boy, and he is death.

>>76347235
your people eat cow shit rajesh

This is mine. I love this bastard.

>>76347235
Shitskin detected.

>>76347212 (OP)
>>76347451
>>76347484
>>76347584
10/10 would pet

here is my fat idiot :^)

Cute :3

Hector on a "rest day"

>>76347316
>cat shits
>cat licks anus, spreads toxo through their fur
>you pet their fur
>you eat with that hand

>cat sits on the kitchen counter
>you leave a fork on the counter
>you eat with that fork

>>76347235
and they’re still more hygenic than dogs! :)

>>76348460

>>76348565
i had this conversation with my tiny twink bf before

his name is Corvo

>>76348576
Corvo Attano?

>>76347235
cats are more hygienic than your entire race

my cat says sieg heil bros

Are cats gain goblins?

>>76347235
they really don't though, I have a cat and she is very careful when using her litter box to step around the piss/shit and to bury them only touching clean litter
If you clean the litter box out on a daily basis then they should be fine

>>76348668
>active
>helps with recovery
>low maintenance
>helps with cardio

>>76348460
Did you know bugs poop? they poop all over your house and the outside.
Wait until you hear about amoeba

Here is another of my cat enjoying her pool >>76347451

>>76348632
Hahaha

>>76348606
Yep thats his namesake
He is very nice and polite

>>76347212 (OP)
Kot

Beautiful cats everyone

Here is Mr. Kitty, begging for scraps of food while I eat

>>76347235
...you realize you can train cats (to a certain extent) right? mine knows not to jump on the counter or i'll beat the fuck out of her (read: tap her ass with slight force/spray her w some water). if you don't know how to train animals, it's a you problem bud.
cats on the counter is gross tho, yea.

Lifts for this feel?

>>76347235
They also carry around parasites that literally fucks with your brain and makes you sterile.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/cat-poop-parasite-might-be-decaptitating-sperm/

The current theory of why sperm quality is plummeting is because of fucking cats

>>76348565
Make it three panels, make the first one them kissing amd remove the dialog from the third.
Also, you are a faggot.

>>76347235
dogs eat their own shit and you let them lick your mouth.

>>76350063
There's a reason you had to go to a shitrag like vice to find that "theory" published, brownoid retard. Trying to pin a uniquely this-century problem on an animal that's been with us for thousands of years is nonsensical.

>>76350271
Cats are associated with sandniggers here lmao. White people have dogs.

Anyway, here's the peer reviewed journal article about it: https://febs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/febs.70097

Scary fucking stuff that cats could very well be the culprit of the drastic decrease in fertility among men.

>>76348364
>>76350038
Looks like my cat.

my two goblins

>>76347235
dead sperm fags and fat women seething since this factoid dropped

>>76350063
Retard, the chances of getting toxo from a domestic cat are incredibly slim for three reasons
1. Cats only shed toxo through their feces for a couple weeks after they contract it, then never again
2. The feces are not immediately contagious, it takes several days, simply cleaning the litter box daily gets rid of the risk
3. Cats don't have toxo by default, they get it from infected mice (it's a cycle, mice give it to cats and cats give it to more mice), so only outside cats are at risk
One third (modest estimate) to one half (very likely) of the human population has it and the more likely cause is, in short, being a dirty nigger. Ingesting contaminated soil or uncooked/partially cooked meat. If YOU have it (coin flip chance) look at your medium rare ground meat burgers for the culprit or whatever retarded bullshit you're eating when you larp as a savage, viking, caveman, etc.

why your cats so fat?

>>76353788
Cat's are godless killing machines. Humans remove them from their god and thus they succumb to gluttony

>>76350063
First winter vagina and now this. But one thing is certain: The vaxxx was safe and effective.

She‘s monitoring to ensure I get my rest after a heavy workout

>>76347212 (OP)
He is my deaf boy, and I love him more than myself. I call him Mramorion Mramsk.

>>76353788
in colder areas cats have thicker fur and thus appear fatter.

Cute kitties all of them c:

>>76354424
I am pool kitty poster. She's only 7.5 pounds under there. She's a Siberian / Maine Coon mix and has a double coat

Meant to reply to >>76353788
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>>76347304
how come? actually alter u into gay? i heard it makes u more risky so maybe more promicious

>>76348660
hello based dept

>>76347212 (OP)
LEAKED MK ULTRA MINDCONTROL DEVICE MODE

>>76349005

I buried my cat two weeks ago. Brought joy to the family for 14 years. I miss him. Cherish your cat while you still can. Picrel.

"I just could eat you up" mode ^_^

>>76355971
I'm sorry anon :(

>>76356206
Thanks Anon. On a /fit/ note, he was pretty muscular and strong compared to other cats I saw. On his last day, the vet even told me his heart was in unusually good health (though he was still dying), especially for a cat his age.

>>76355981
kill yourself chink