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Anonymous No.76347212 [Report] >>76347216 >>76347451 >>76348212 >>76350017 >>76354598 >>76355483
What mode is this
Anonymous No.76347216 [Report]
>>76347212 (OP)
Silly :3
Anonymous No.76347235 [Report] >>76347260 >>76347288 >>76347304 >>76347461 >>76347485 >>76347713 >>76348526 >>76348656 >>76348676 >>76350033 >>76350063 >>76350100 >>76353771
Cats step in their own piss and shit, then walk all over your counters and tear up your furniture.
Absolutely disgusting.
Anonymous No.76347260 [Report]
>>76347235
Only brown people hate cats and dogs
Anonymous No.76347288 [Report]
>>76347235
they clean themselves
Anonymous No.76347304 [Report] >>76347316 >>76355311
>>76347235
They spread parasites that make you gay and infertile
Anonymous No.76347316 [Report] >>76348460
>>76347304
You're not supposed to be eating their poop, Anon.
Anonymous No.76347451 [Report] >>76347484 >>76348212 >>76349312
>>76347212 (OP)
Blessed cat thread
Anonymous No.76347461 [Report]
>>76347235
spbp
Toxo infection kills sperm as well.
Anonymous No.76347484 [Report] >>76348212
>>76347451
Taking a break from implementing mouse genocide. This little dude eats mice like pretzels, crunching up their little skulls and everything. He's a maniac mouse slaughterer, always on the lookout for mice to punish. In all other areas of his life he's a fucking retard, but he is a nightmare to the mouse population. He used to be a skinny little thing, but has grown big on the blood, flesh, and bones of mice. That is his sole passion in life, not counting his intensely sexual relationship with the apparently sensually shaped couch cushion he has claimed as his own.
He is a good boy, and he is death.
Anonymous No.76347485 [Report]
>>76347235
your people eat cow shit rajesh
Anonymous No.76347584 [Report] >>76348212
This is mine. I love this bastard.
Anonymous No.76347713 [Report]
>>76347235
Shitskin detected.
Anonymous No.76348212 [Report]
>>76347212 (OP)
>>76347451
>>76347484
>>76347584
10/10 would pet
Anonymous No.76348364 [Report] >>76351556
here is my fat idiot :^)
Anonymous No.76348377 [Report]
Cute :3
Anonymous No.76348454 [Report]
Hector on a "rest day"
Anonymous No.76348460 [Report] >>76348565 >>76349005
>>76347316
>cat shits
>cat licks anus, spreads toxo through their fur
>you pet their fur
>you eat with that hand

>cat sits on the kitchen counter
>you leave a fork on the counter
>you eat with that fork
Anonymous No.76348526 [Report]
>>76347235
and they’re still more hygenic than dogs! :)
Anonymous No.76348565 [Report] >>76348569 >>76350090
>>76348460
Anonymous No.76348569 [Report]
>>76348565
i had this conversation with my tiny twink bf before
Anonymous No.76348576 [Report] >>76348606
his name is Corvo
Anonymous No.76348606 [Report] >>76349860
>>76348576
Corvo Attano?
Anonymous No.76348632 [Report] >>76349312
Anonymous No.76348656 [Report]
>>76347235
cats are more hygienic than your entire race
Anonymous No.76348660 [Report] >>76355319
my cat says sieg heil bros
Anonymous No.76348668 [Report] >>76348901
Are cats gain goblins?
Anonymous No.76348676 [Report]
>>76347235
they really don't though, I have a cat and she is very careful when using her litter box to step around the piss/shit and to bury them only touching clean litter
If you clean the litter box out on a daily basis then they should be fine
Anonymous No.76348901 [Report]
>>76348668
>active
>helps with recovery
>low maintenance
>helps with cardio
Anonymous No.76349005 [Report] >>76355547
>>76348460
Did you know bugs poop? they poop all over your house and the outside.
Wait until you hear about amoeba
Anonymous No.76349312 [Report]
Here is another of my cat enjoying her pool >>76347451

>>76348632
Hahaha
Anonymous No.76349860 [Report]
>>76348606
Yep thats his namesake
He is very nice and polite
Anonymous No.76350017 [Report]
>>76347212 (OP)
Kot
Anonymous No.76350032 [Report]
Beautiful cats everyone

Here is Mr. Kitty, begging for scraps of food while I eat
Anonymous No.76350033 [Report]
>>76347235
...you realize you can train cats (to a certain extent) right? mine knows not to jump on the counter or i'll beat the fuck out of her (read: tap her ass with slight force/spray her w some water). if you don't know how to train animals, it's a you problem bud.
cats on the counter is gross tho, yea.
Anonymous No.76350038 [Report] >>76351556
Lifts for this feel?
Anonymous No.76350063 [Report] >>76350271 >>76353787 >>76354504
>>76347235
They also carry around parasites that literally fucks with your brain and makes you sterile.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/cat-poop-parasite-might-be-decaptitating-sperm/

The current theory of why sperm quality is plummeting is because of fucking cats
Anonymous No.76350090 [Report]
>>76348565
Make it three panels, make the first one them kissing amd remove the dialog from the third.
Also, you are a faggot.
Anonymous No.76350100 [Report]
>>76347235
dogs eat their own shit and you let them lick your mouth.
Anonymous No.76350271 [Report] >>76350291
>>76350063
There's a reason you had to go to a shitrag like vice to find that "theory" published, brownoid retard. Trying to pin a uniquely this-century problem on an animal that's been with us for thousands of years is nonsensical.
Anonymous No.76350291 [Report]
>>76350271
Cats are associated with sandniggers here lmao. White people have dogs.

Anyway, here's the peer reviewed journal article about it: https://febs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/febs.70097

Scary fucking stuff that cats could very well be the culprit of the drastic decrease in fertility among men.
Anonymous No.76351556 [Report]
>>76348364
>>76350038
Looks like my cat.
Anonymous No.76353528 [Report]
my two goblins
Anonymous No.76353771 [Report]
>>76347235
dead sperm fags and fat women seething since this factoid dropped
Anonymous No.76353787 [Report]
>>76350063
Retard, the chances of getting toxo from a domestic cat are incredibly slim for three reasons
1. Cats only shed toxo through their feces for a couple weeks after they contract it, then never again
2. The feces are not immediately contagious, it takes several days, simply cleaning the litter box daily gets rid of the risk
3. Cats don't have toxo by default, they get it from infected mice (it's a cycle, mice give it to cats and cats give it to more mice), so only outside cats are at risk
One third (modest estimate) to one half (very likely) of the human population has it and the more likely cause is, in short, being a dirty nigger. Ingesting contaminated soil or uncooked/partially cooked meat. If YOU have it (coin flip chance) look at your medium rare ground meat burgers for the culprit or whatever retarded bullshit you're eating when you larp as a savage, viking, caveman, etc.
Anonymous No.76353788 [Report] >>76354424 >>76354614 >>76354951
why your cats so fat?
Anonymous No.76354424 [Report] >>76354790
>>76353788
Cat's are godless killing machines. Humans remove them from their god and thus they succumb to gluttony
Anonymous No.76354504 [Report]
>>76350063
First winter vagina and now this. But one thing is certain: The vaxxx was safe and effective.
Anonymous No.76354536 [Report]
She‘s monitoring to ensure I get my rest after a heavy workout
Anonymous No.76354598 [Report]
>>76347212 (OP)
He is my deaf boy, and I love him more than myself. I call him Mramorion Mramsk.
Anonymous No.76354614 [Report]
>>76353788
in colder areas cats have thicker fur and thus appear fatter.
Anonymous No.76354637 [Report]
Cute kitties all of them c:
Anonymous No.76354790 [Report] >>76354951
>>76354424
I am pool kitty poster. She's only 7.5 pounds under there. She's a Siberian / Maine Coon mix and has a double coat
Anonymous No.76354951 [Report]
Meant to reply to >>76353788
>>76354790
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Anonymous No.76355311 [Report]
>>76347304
how come? actually alter u into gay? i heard it makes u more risky so maybe more promicious
Anonymous No.76355319 [Report]
>>76348660
hello based dept
Anonymous No.76355483 [Report]
>>76347212 (OP)
LEAKED MK ULTRA MINDCONTROL DEVICE MODE
Anonymous No.76355547 [Report]
>>76349005
Anonymous No.76355971 [Report] >>76356206
I buried my cat two weeks ago. Brought joy to the family for 14 years. I miss him. Cherish your cat while you still can. Picrel.
Anonymous No.76355981 [Report] >>76356469
"I just could eat you up" mode ^_^
Anonymous No.76356206 [Report] >>76356321
>>76355971
I'm sorry anon :(
Anonymous No.76356321 [Report]
>>76356206
Thanks Anon. On a /fit/ note, he was pretty muscular and strong compared to other cats I saw. On his last day, the vet even told me his heart was in unusually good health (though he was still dying), especially for a cat his age.
Anonymous No.76356469 [Report]
>>76355981
kill yourself chink