Thread 76372439

>just got done with a nice chest+shoulder day
>taking a shower
>finish and hear female voices in the locker room
>walk out in my underwear and 2 middle aged women are filling up their water bottles
>one of them says "HIII" to me
>the other one says "Not a bad way to start the day" to the other
Also got eyefucked by a 7/10 brown girl while walking my dog later

>mixed locker rooms
My man this is not the /roleplay/ board you've clearly never been to a gym. Try /trash/ for your fanfics

>>76372444
They were in the wrong locker room you buffoon

>>76372485
Reminds me of the time when I fucked this 10/10 girl because she thought I was her boyfriend

>>76372485
>Filling water bottles in mens locker room long enough for you to show up in your underwear without any other person coming up to guide them towards women locker rooms

>>76372510
Yep, is that so unbelievable? The locker room was basically empty to be fair.

>>76372439 (OP)
This one cleaning lady at my job said I'm the handsomest boy in the office

>>76372439 (OP)
>Also got eyefucked by a 7/10 brown girl while walking my dog later
well? did you ask her out?

>>76372822
No.
In hindsight she just glanced in my general direction because my dog was acting like a shitbull and ran away.

>>76372854
>got eyefucked by a brown girl
....
>she just glanced in my general direction

>>76372439 (OP)
grandma told me that I look masculine today

>>76372439 (OP)
>overexaggerations and LARPs: the thread

>>76373000
Grandma is super wet for you anon, you awakaned her long dead womanhood

>>76372822
No, I'm a Chadcel. I look like a hot guy but I'm autistic and probably schizoid so I don't have a social/romantic life

>>76372822
He already has a dog anon

>>76373005
That's actually a true chad sign if dusty old gramma gets wet from looking at you.

>>76373151
many such cases.
sad!
>>76373163
a man's best friend innit

>>76373004
*the board

>finally just stopped caring
>hold eye contact with women in the gym
>girls hold eye contact with me when I do this
>one latina that I can't stop looking at
>darker than I usually like but massive tits and a nice butt, amazing smile
>can easily ignore most girls but if she's around I can't even hide that I look at her
>went to a different gym for a good month so out of sight out of mind
>go back to regular gym
>no one around which is great
>deadlifting in my own world
>you have to pass the deadlift platforms to get to the rest of the gym
>turn around and she's walking in
>like clockwork just mesmerized
>she sees me looking and I see her looking
>she has to pass me
>we're staring each other down till we're super close when she looks away with a smile
>brain forces me to turn my neck to watch her walk into girls locker room
>before she passes the corner see her turn her head real quick and look at me before walking in
>we can both tell we look at each other from across the gym
The ONLY thing is with how she looks and her age maybe, makes me believe she HAS to have a bf or husband. she's latina so she's like in that grey area where she looks 20+ or 30+.

I'm kinda stuck.

>>76373151
You're mediocre looking which is why you're an incel, not because muh tism. Post face.

>>76373238
I'm not an incel, I'm a volcel since I've never even tried any sort of romance. My face is more attractive than my body, not gonna post on 4chan.

>>76373273
>I've never even tried any sort of romance.
Exactly what incel means

I asked a big guy to spot for me at the gym yesterday when benching and he said I have really good form.

>>76372439 (OP)
Milf mires = best mires

>>76373408
Incel
>a member of an online community of young men who consider themselves unable to attract women sexually
Volcel
>a member of an online community, typically a heterosexual man, who abstains from sexual relationships

>>76373227
Just fuck it and ask her out to a coffee date and if she says no then what did you lose? But if she says yes ypu got yourself some nice Latina pussy

>>76373584
These two granny’s checked me out and even offered me a hard candy to suck on, then this 8/10 black chick raped me with her eyes and said damn white boy you finer than a mothafucka!

>>76373227
i’m ugly and fat as fuck and hold eye contact with women all the same lol doesn’t mean they’re attracted to me. you guys are vain and narcissistic as hell.l

>>76373227
Fuck that MILF latina for me twin. She probably has two kids at home

>>76373563
You fit the first one.

>>76372439 (OP)
What's that chestbone in the middle called, exactly where the dot is? The sternum? No matter how much check i build, how much i work out, it is always visible.

>>76373706
its just bad insertions

old lady in scootypuff at walmart said " i just need to get passed this handsome young gentleman"

>>76372439 (OP)
>wear sweaters to work because the AC is cold af
>AC stops working for a few days
>wear regular shirts in the meantime
>dyels at work suddenly start asking me to help them lift things
sleeper build confirmed

>summer thunderstorm at night
>it's warm even with the rain coming down
>put on gym shorts, take my shirt off, and go for a walk around the block in the rain
>nobody around, all sane people have left the streets
>after I get back, girl I've been hooking up with texts me asking me what I'm up to
>tell her
>"wow I'm jealous of your neighbors"

> walking down the street
> Some dude tells me I'm trying to get big like you bro

>buisness trip to orange county
>last day finally found time to hit the beach
>found the most secluded place i could beacuse embarrasses to take my shirt off in frot of people
>lied down to get a tan
>get up after 20 mineut and there's a Korean and blonde girl to my right giving me looks
>to my left there was a girl with great tits, giving me looks
>didnt know what to do beacuse incel so I flopped around in the waves in the cold ass water and didnt look in their direction again, it was fun


And yesterday I tried chatting up a blonde girl in the dog park after our dogs kept playing together and she was cold, could barley even make normal conversation.


I honestly cant tell if i got hired or not at the beach, maybe they were just looking in my direction. This happens a lot, everytime I start getting looks I start thinking maybe im not thst bad but I apporach like any other guy would and I get met with coldness. Im numbed out to it more and more every year, there more to life...

>>76374913
literally me

>Be me
>Shredded
>Dancer
>high school reunion
>with some baddies from school
>They're married or engaged now but we had history
>We're talking and catching up
>They know I'm a dancer from social media
>They say i could be Magic Mike and want to film Tiktoks with me

Girls from school and older women at the bar were all over me and feeling me up and looking me up and down. Feels good

>all the cope itt

Remember there’s no number over your head displaying your lifting stats. All that matters is what you look like, and lean and vascular with enough muscle definition for your frame is literally all you need to make it. I will be lean again in 3 months or so and ascend to godhood, I miss it so much bros

Living basically a fantasy life rn

>Got a tiny young asian girl thats married who drives an hour just to squat on my cock and complain about her husband
>Last night I just existed at last call and a hot ass latina took me to her place and we fucked
>over 150 matches in the last month on tinder

>>76376761
Forgot pic

>>76372439 (OP)
Why use 5x the steroids for muscle you somehow gain while hungry, i would speculate that its as if you dont even know how to lift good.

>>76376793
>bragging about breaking up marriages for mid pussy

>>76376793
>all fat chicks

>>76374913
Could be that they're nervous, some girls are really enthousiastic around guys they're not attracted to but tense up around guys they like. You should honestly just pretend every girl that's looking at you is miring you and just blatantly check them out

>>76376796
Thank you for the steroid accusation but this was actually a few weeks after I started dirty bulking, eating 3500-4000kcal a day. I have good metabolism and am pretty active so I maintain single digit bf% year-round while eating what I want

>>76376761
>>76376793
>Living basically a fantasy life rn
Yes you are because I've seen that pic being posted around countless of times, unblurred. That's not you assface

>>76376936
sounds like cope

>>76376793
bait lmao

>>76376793
>13 likes
>it's all fat bitches
>t.

>>76374913
I rejected a hot Jewish girl that wanted to walk our dogs together. If a woman wants you she will let you know.

>>76376984
(You) sound like a faggot

>working as drive through wagie
>Hand guy his order
>He says I'm jacked

>>76377009
> If a woman wants you she will let you know.
This is not possible to detect normally - I know it only by the "oh shit it's happening" reaction which is visceral due to my fearful avoidant personality disorder

>>76377334
It's really easy to detect. They have time for you, drop their other plans if you ask them out or arrange a different time, (usually) are talkative etc.

>>76377120
defending an incel with your gay positivity is exactly why you don’t get pussy

>>76377406
>arrange a different time
>talkative
that's two for the girl I'm talking to but I'm not buying it yet
Her sister also said "you'll have a very easy time with her" and I'm still on the fence
this is not the eyefuck-tier of advances which are super obvious and her demeanor IRL is usually just playing with her hair, but at least that means I, as a muscular male in his early 30s, don't collapse into fearful avoidance

>>76376793
>>76376761
masterful bait

>>76377009
fuck that pussy for me twin

>a really hot day
>wear short shorts, 5” inseam
>all those leg days have paid off
>sit in train, scrolling through my phone
>look up and catch Milf sitting across from me checking out my thighs

>>76377532
I can’t risk it anon, she is unbaptized, seems bpd she has a poetry account that rants about an ex and also she seems run through and she is only 24. She is very hot and it’s tempting but I don’t wanna risk it since we live close to each other. Based or cringe?

>>76378141
Very based. Stay strong in Christ, young king.

>>76377044
i need me a portuguese bih

>>76372525
And then everyone claped?

>>76373227
Just say hi you fucking weirdo

>>76374913
What does 'normal' conversation look like? Are you sure you're not being weird?

>go to buplic pool
>see ex and some friend decide have to be cordial and say hi
>friend is mushbrain'd dancer chick
>all dancers are crazy
>ex texts me later about how she and her friend thought i looked so good front and back

wish it were anyone else.

OP here again
>Back day
>hit a PR with 4pl8 deadlift for 5 reps
>personal trainer tells me to not slam the weight but also compliments my lift
>later on see 2 pretty 6'0 tall brunettes looking at me every time I walk by
>one of them is the GF of the PT and I've seen her mirin me before
Feelsgood being a Chadcel

>girl at gym bends over to grab a plate directly across from me
>I do not hide that I am checking out her cleavage
>her nipples become hard
epilogue
>later for some reason tell this story to a milf who I was hooking up with at a club
>she assured me women always are 100% aware of it whenever their cleavage is showing and that it's on purpose

>white anon in mexico
>go get coffee
>mexican barista is mirin
>she puts a smiley on my cup
>i'm still an autist

>>76373227

beautiful deadlifting retard

>training at the cali park as usual
>weighted pullups 10kg
>strict form, clean as a whistle with nice explosively
>family walks past as I'm repping out
>hear father say multiple times "that's impressive as fuck!
>ignore them and keep on pulling.

Never thought 10kg weighted pulls where that impressive but I've become desensitised to it all.
I'll take the mire, though

>make brief glance at a women as I enter the line
>she lifts up her shirt to reveal her booty shorts when I get behind her in the line
was that on purpose or am I just overthinking it

>>76377044
His dick is at perfect tiddyfucking height

>>76377006
I'm so glad I broke up with my long term fat ex before plapjack existed or I might have killed myself.

>dropping girlfriend off at work
>go into Costa nearby
>redeem free drink, ask for it with whole milk
>barista writes "whole milk :)"

Best I've had so far, although I'm probably looking too much into it

Started a pogo at an iron maiden concert and got mired by lots of guys. Been yelled at “warrior” by some other guy while doing gas at a gas station and mired by some alt chicks
Got accused of steroids in the local gym and told that i looked like and actor by 2 people in my corfu vacation. People don’t wanna pick up fights with me and keep asking me about lifting advices.
Still without a gf tho, I don’t know what to do about it. If i was gay i will probably drown in dicks right now.
I’ve been asked if i do competitions after lifting 150kg bench at 76kg and with my proportions people think i’m 85kg
A girl I’m friend with thinks that i have a high body count (excluding other stuff i’m still a virgin) and her friends basically touched me almost everywhere at her birthday (it was borderline sexual assault but i was so touch starved that I didn’t mind)
People i meet always keep talking about sports and asking for advice(i’ve traded lifting advices for huge sales with a girl who worked at armani)
Despite this i still feel empty. I preferred to be a dyel with a gf

>finish squat and sprint workout
>wear sleeveless shirt
>zero arm or shoulder pump
>heading back to the dorm
>some girl I never met or saw says hi and smiles to me out of nowhere while we cross paths in the hallway

Is this called making it?

>>76384493

Why drown in dicks when you can drown in bussy? Get yourself a petite femboy

>>76373469
>>76374200
>>76373000
>>76374895
>>76377303
>>76384155
These are the only mires that matter

>walking to bar to meet gril
>got a pump, cleaned up nice
>jacked black guy is walking on the sidewalk in the other direction
>looks like he's muttering to himself
>making little hand gestures
>sees me and starts looking, tries to lock eye contact
>maybe crazy/crackhead, but his clothes look new and clearly a serious lifter
>as I get closer I see he's talking into bluetooth earphones, must be on phone call
>relieved
>about to pass him, he's staring at me
>he says in the fruitiest voice imaginable "I love the way you walk!"
>"...thanks bro"

>>76387109
my gay coworker told me I was getting thick. I mean he wasn't wrong but it was def uncalled for.

>>76372439 (OP)
>at cousin's playing with his kids at their pool
>his wife comes out
>"looking pretty swole anon"
>>76373706
The xiphoid process

>today walking a trail
>group of kids coming toward making noise, some kind of summer camp thing
>girl of maybe 5 years old looks at me and exclaims "Wow! You have really big muscles mister!"
best day of my life

>be at beach with wife and son
>play in water with sun while wife is sunbathing/reading
>wife overhears a dad nearby taking to his toddler
>"daddy wants to look like _that_ daddy" (pause) "I'm trying really hard, you know"
>she tells me later and we have a laugh

>>76387615
>>play in water with sun
I love the sun too, bro

These threads always put a smile on my face?

These threads always put a smile on my face.

>>76372439 (OP)
At work
>help gay man number 1 carry heavy boxes
>gay guy 1 gets gassed carrying lighter stuff than me
>gay guy 2 at reception yells "damn anon, you dont need to go to the gym today"
I fucking hate my faggot coworkers

>green lake Seattle
>diving boards
>three girls sitting and gossiping while I practice front flips
>I fail and belly flop
>one says “that was awesome”
>she goes to dive
>picture perfect one and half with 360 spin
>I ask her how long she’s been diving
>she gets close enough to feel each others warmth
>we stand there chatting
>her look tells me she thinks I’m cute


It felt nice to feel desired

Thread summary :
>someone glanced in the general 200° FOV of my direction then walked away minding their business
>a woman that's obliged to be in my presence said hi or also looked in my general direction then walked away with a trail of pussy goo behind her
>my creepy gay coworker said im jacked so that i dont feel left out from his daily rotation of coaxing everyone in the building

>>76387992
>It felt nice to feel desired
I wish i knew how it feels.

>>76387574
>>76387615
kid mires are really the greatest, aren't they?

>>76376793
Grim

>heavy leg day today
>Go to smith machine because planet fitness
>Start hip thrusts 3x5 6.5 pl8 (610 pounds)
>Form isn't perfect but weight is still moving
>Drop set after 3rd set
>While removing plates older guy on the smith next to me points to my bar and says "want me to park my range rover on that" and laughs
>I was still light headed from grinding out last rep so I just smiled and gave a head nod and he keks
>Drop to 4 pl8 and crank out reps
>Walk over to remove more pl8s and tell the guy
>"I've never been with a 500 pound woman before . . . But one day if I am, I'll be prepared. 8 reps minimum"
>Hearty keks and move on

got two really nice mires at my new job
>work for tsa
>cute girl gets her bag pulled, i chat her up and joke around asking what's in the bag
>short white girl with a very sweet farmgirl/girl next door face, nice brown hair in a kind of wolfcut
>she stands really really close to me when we talk, almost touching
>makes very intense eye contact with me
>turns out she had cool rocks in her bag
>she walks away but turns around and comes back
>"I just want to say I think you're really cute"
>don't spill my spagetts and say "I think you are too" and smile
>i ask how old she is, she's 17
>i just go like aw that's a shame, i'm 22.
didn't even catch her name but it was such a nice fucking moment. i really do need those kind of interactions even though i'm in a long-term relationship. for context, my hair was pretty long and kind of punk looking at the time, so i think that helps with standing out and getting some female attention. take the hairpill guys

>>76372439 (OP)
>Get a physical, go to clinic for labs
>Nice older tech lady, making good banter
>Calls me fit + handsome

Nice but also hard to accept compliments.

5'10", 196, ~15% bf. Funny that I'm considered overweight due to muscle mass.

>>76390889
other one was more simple
>doing my thang
>kind of alt looking indian girl says "you're a very pretty person" right in front of her family to me
>just smile and say thank you
she was like 16 probably. but i'll take it. guess my vibe only attracts the younguns, i'm mostly invisible to people my own age. i don't really mind because i'm a jaded chud to be fair, but still. genuine mires from sweet girls really make you feel good

>>76376793
>Madi
>Recently active

>>76387217

Report him for sexual harassment. No faggotry in the work place.

>>76372439 (OP)
>grocery shopping
>getting charcuterie
>guy preparing my order says I must go to the gym often
>laugh and say no, I train at home
>jovial conversation ensues
Guess I must be looking swole cause he said that completely unprompted

>>76372439 (OP)
Fake stories from a tiny-balled roidcel. Lol.

>>76388013
To be fair a lot of women look at me at 50-80 degrees. I look biggest from that angle.

>>76372439 (OP)
The big young fat guy who works at the supermarket was miring my chest. He's like 6'5" at least, if he worked out he'd be a beast. Nice guy too, hope he gets fit.

>>76390952
KEK

>>76373408
INvoluntarily CELibate. If anon has never tried, thats not involuntary.

>>76376793
all fat girls
>>76390952
LMAO

>>76390799
Did you get his number?

>>76391735
>Penis in butthole hurr durr homosexuals bad
Think of better jokes faggot

>>76385212
Can I get a petite femboy to wig and make up, suck me off then leave?

>>76391200
This was last year and he left to become an elementary school teacher. I hope the kids are safe

>>76376793
>13 likes
literally all fatties... my shit goes to 99+ within a couple days and it is mostly fatties. Not the flex you think it is.

>>76391818
Post body

>>76376793
stop the ogre posting bro

>>76391818
fatties and trannies. Idk why but there are tons of trannies making profiles as females on tinder now, it's fucking wack
Like there already exists apps for faggots and degens why tf do they have to shit up the mainstream apps as well, fucking disgusting animals need to be shot

>>76372439 (OP)

Had coffee with my mom yesterday and she told me I look like a superhero.

Showed my gf an old picture of me before I started lifting and she made me promise not to lose weight because she loves my muscles.

train neck, guys

>>76391818
>>76391856
Anyone asked to post body should do it or be banned for a week.

>>76393958
based, I neck curl 30kg x12 after starting very slow and carefully for a year, hope I can neck curl 0.5 bw 2026

>women turn their heads to stare at me
>not just a moment but full on staring for a while
It's hard being socially inept but handsome.

>>76391746
>jokes
All gays same.

I only get compliments from guys and I hate it, sick of it. Girls still think im a disgusting creepy loser even though im 94kgs with six pack at 182 cm. It must be my age (35). When i finally make it as a sickcunt chadlooking person Im too old and/or autistic to be even acknowledged by women.

That's why I fuck traps on the downlow on girndr, because that's so much easier on my mental health than going on tinder and competing with looksmaxxed narcissists.

>>76384223
Women like showing off to ugly guys as well as chad guys.
They like showing off.

>>76388013
Big slug left a trail of pussy juice as it scuttled away from me when I sat at the bus stop today. Yeah I’m a 10/10

>>76390889
17 is legal in more than a few states you retard
You also don’t NEED sex in a relationship. You can wait.

>>76388013
>staring = looking
Keep coping ugly.

>get 8/10 dominican gf
>she is constantly telling me how sexy i am
>sends me voice notes saying she’s thinking of my body
>often running her hands under my shirt
>loves to kiss my abs/core and lick adonis belt
>bites in my arms and delts
>goes borderline feral when i wear a dress shirt and pants
>”just lifting up your shirt already gets me wet anon”
>whenever i’m shirtless she basically wants sex on the spot


i’m far from my peak physique too due to injury, just really lean. it really doesn’t take much to impress women. feelsgoodman. i don’t think i can go back to white girls because this passion is something else