>>76390286
Crossfit has got to be the most millennial physical activity.
Think about it: hipsters always have "random" interests. Always have to do things "before they're cool." One string bean picks up smoking a pipe and all of a sudden notices other people doing the same... time to get into cutting his own hair or rescuing pit bulls. The list goes on.
What occurs in crossfit? One or two people remember shit they did in high school in track, cross country, football... whatever. Then you get an entire sport doing shit like wheelbarrowing sandbags for a year just for somebody else to say: know what he haven't done guys (and I've been doing this since high school, swear, never mind I ran a 7:05 showing you this), just a simple mile run... let's do that!
Let this lame-ass sport die with flannel shirts and STOMP-CLAP-"HEY!" music.
I fucking hate millennials, zoomies are unironically a breath of fresh air.
>t. millennial
