Thread 76396040

>magical combo drug that works better than steroids for muscle building
>no (0 (zero)) negative side effects
>it would come out comercially in like 2-3 years
why the fuck am I not hearing about this from anybody else? is he insane, lying for content or something?
it's a literal miracle drug

The same guy that can't diet down for competition? Sounds legit

>>76396040 (OP)
His videos on basic training principles, diet and recovery are good. But he's an absolute shill for pharmaceutical companies and way too tech-optimistic.
>product not yet out
>0 consequences for taking it
Lmao

>>76396040 (OP)
I don't trust Mike Israeli, not because he's Jewish by birth but because he's bald

>>76396040 (OP)
he is phrenologically untrustworthy

>>76396109
As a bald, this is true.

>>76396040 (OP)
I want it to come out so roidtroons look like clowns for permanently destroying their body for nothing

>>76396040 (OP)
You can buy the product online right now. It's really expensive, but if it was as good as he said it was, he'd be on it already

>>76396040 (OP)
Listen buddy, jews don't lie, they are our allies, and if you take issue with this you must be some kind of mooslim ok? Dr Mike is an excellent source of nutrition and supplement information.

>>76396040 (OP)
>is he insane, lying for content or something?
all this and more

kike israhell is a straight retard, dude making videos about how chatgpt brought him to tears with its spirituality kek

>want to talk about the drug
>these absolute retards reduce everything to anti semitism
4chan is garbage.

>>76396236
>want to talk about retarded made up grifter bullshit
>people smarter and more aware than me get to the heart of the matter
try reddit

>>76396247
>I'm so smart and you're stupid
you're literally just racist which makes you retarded.
but whatever makes you feel less retarded I guess.

>>76396249
being racist is free and has zero downsides

>>76396251
retad logic, tracks.

>>76396255
>no argument

>>76396236
>>want to talk about the drug
No, it won't give you free gains with zero downsides. Yes, it is expensive. Yes, you are a faggot.

>>76396040 (OP)
>why the fuck am I not hearing about this
Because it's barely out of primate studies - could be a game changer/might fail.
There's sure to be a downside though - got to pay that piper.

>>76396249
being intelligent enough to discern the truth about Jews has kept me from getting scammed and swindled countless times.

There are only 3 types of people in the world: Jews, those who practice reverse Lo Sichaneim on the Jews, and the mentally retarded. So by definition, you're either a kike or a retard, and not worth listening to.

>>76396270
you probably have a single digit iq
kill yourself.

>>76396043
>The same guy that can't diet down for competition?
A solid 50% of his advice is completely legitimate and fine he just never does it himself.
>>76396178
Did he not say he already tried hit himself?

>>76396236
>>76396249
C'mon anon, everybody knows that all my problems are because of DA JOOZ!! Stepped on a lego? Jews. Women avoid me? Jews? Family hates me? Do I even need to say it? Nothing is ever my fault, everything wrong in my life is the same scapegoat.

>>76396375
Nobody mentioned having any personal problems here. Nice try though.

>>76396040 (OP)
>it would come out comercially in like 2-3 years
yeah just like fusion energy and AGI, any moment now

>>76396236
>reduce

>>76396606
also it's a monoclonal antibody so it would have to be shipped refrigerated and slowly infused into the body with an IV. not exactly accessible to everyday people. even for super dedicated juicers who are comfortable with a protocol involved self-administed monoclonal antibodies, the logistics of transporting and the cost of manufacturing these compounds will make them inaccessible for the majority of people.

>>76396619
>the cost of manufacturing these compounds will make them inaccessible for the majority of people
everything will be basically free once we have fusion energy and AGI, just two more wee- I mean years

>>76396040 (OP)
Why don't you include what drug he is talking about in your post?

>>76396259
>There's sure to be a downside though - got to pay that piper.
Yeah, I remember when they thought dianabol was all upside because it hadn't been ten years since people started taking it yet.

They have been talking about myostatin inhibitors forever and I think big pharma has one about to go into the FDA approval proccess. The thought is that ozempic makes people lose too much muscle to where it’s unhealthy. So throw in a myoststin inhibitor and they will keep lean body mass.

We literally won’t even need to lift anymore bros. I don’t like it but it’s likely the future

>>76396366
>Did he not say he already tried hit himself?
When?

mike is a transhumanist and technophile. he literally spends hours 'talking' to chatGPT and weeping in amazement. he believes science will soon create miracle drugs which give you a physique like bob paris without lifting

he is the absolute antagonist of the silver era, where all bodybuilders considered themselves to be health-focused. those guys tried to eat a balanced diet of unprocessed food. mike eats a heavily processed diet, but thinks a quality diet comes from the macro balance. those guys were sceptical of early steroids, mike roided until he grew horns and became enraged and slightly retarded

if bodybuilding is an artistic and scientific pursuit, he represents the scientific part murdering the art. all mass, zero aesthetic. size for size. fuck the organs, the bloat, the hair, just put on tissue

Mike cant even diet.

>>76396925
>We literally won’t even need to lift anymore bros.
LMAO, there's no myostatin inhibitors for your tendons + certain muscles will be disproportionally affected by the drugs + you will want to be above normies.

You vill lift the weights, you vill count the reps.

>>76396118
that is antisemitic

and incredibly funny

>8 lb for 5 months of dieting
LMAO WHAT

>>76396040 (OP)
He keeps talking about it, so it's probably bullshit being pushed by a Jewish owned company.

>>76396109
never trust someone who is bald - even his hair couldn't
>t. bald as a cue ball for a decade

Since 99% of this thread is typical off topic trash the drug will be good

>>76396091
>His videos on basic training principles, diet and recovery are good.
Every video on the basics contains mostly good info, you'd have to be a retard to fuck that up. He's supposed to be an expert.

how does your twin only lose
3.5% body fat
in 5 months on a diet that he's actually trying for
I've lost 25 pounds in the last 3 months without even trying, while gaining muscle

>>76397925
the deficit (the same number in both cases) is really low because they're trying to maximize the amount of muscle they can keep while losing that fat, except the one on the drug gains muscle instead of losing it and loses a lot more fat, that's the point.

>>76396040 (OP)
Dude is a lolcow/grifter.

>>76396375
I enjoy stepping on legos.
Feminist media and television is sponsored and pushed by jews.
Destruction of the white nuclear family is one of the primary objectives of the jews.
The concept of a scapegoat was created by jews.

>>76396040 (OP)
ok, im sold, how do I invest in this shit?

>>76396040 (OP)
Never trust a roid tranny rabbi

>>76396091
>he's an absolute shill for pharmaceutical companies

>>76396040 (OP)
general life principal:

If it sounds too good to be true it is bullshit

>>76396236
imagine reducing dr.kike to a pile of ashes

>>76398569
>batman slippers
Who's going to tell him?

>>76396091
>way too tech-optimistic
you just don't understand Kabbalah. Read picrelated, it'll clear everything up.

>>76398197
LOL

>>76396040 (OP)
>lying for content
I wonder...

>>76396375
Post nose vermin

>>76396040 (OP)
it has severe side effects, including sudden death syndrome. also, every effect he spewed is based on mice trials.

so if you're a rodent, and you don't care to suddenly drop dead - it is the magical drug.

>>76396040 (OP)
no idea, i never read anything by manlets, let alone roiding bald manlets, didnt even read any of the shit you posted too.
but if there's drama and fight sign me up

>>76396236
>>76396249
>>76396375
When the boomers die off you rats are FUCKED.

>>76396040 (OP)
He is jewish.

>>76397242
>transhumanist
I mean, i'd like to be a space marine but i'm not stupid enough to get in line to be a thunder warrior and pretend i'm not the experimental culture like the jewtuber seems to be. Gattaca is a positive state of humanity if people aren't retarded.

>>76396040 (OP)
shoo shoo jew shill
go shill on bharatchan or something

>>76396091
they are shit and he is shit
no better than ai, just repackaging basic information

>>76396040 (OP)
Link to video?
Is it the myostatin inhibitor thing?
If so, wouldn't it also cause your heart muscles to grow, increasing your risk of death from cardiac problems to that of bodybuilders on tons of gear?

>>76397242
>ChatGPT is we humans building god

this is something he actually said

not only is this totally sacreligious but even from a logical perspective chatgpt is not an omnipotent being, not even close

he's talking to an advanced search engine

>>76398569
>mike israetel, 32
>2017

hold up

this motherfucker is only 40 years old?

>>76396040 (OP)
>lying for content
This is the answer for everything on youtube, he probably just has chat gpt generate all of his content. He's not lying in a malicious sense, he's just gaslighting himself into thinking whatever trending topic (GLP-1s) is correct/groundbreaking/whatever, because that's how chatgpt works (if you use chatgpt you'll notice how it always talks in this enthusiastic tone and will rarely push back on your assumptions).