Thread 76457155

>be me
>be girl
>go on a date with a guy
>we text after
>tell him i struggle with lifting stuff and that im only smol and need help
>"yo youre strong, i saw them arms"
>no not really, my dad pre-opens all my jars lol
>"no you're really strong, stop being humble"
>this dickhead just offended me

Why are men so shit, watch me ghost this prick so hard

>>76457155 (OP)
why’d you go out with a black guy?

>>76457155 (OP)
post ur soft girly dick, op

>>76457155 (OP)
You should date me instead. I will lift everything for you, and open your jars, etc.

>>76457164
>dem biceps be crackin, shawty

>>76457157
He was white, like a white boy with glasses.

>>76457164
Fuck my life

>>76457173
I would love that. I would make your meals, i did for my ex bf, lits of tubs of food lol.

This is why im self conscious, what was he trying to imply? That im huge? Why tho

>>76457178
How big are your arms and what's your routine
Been looking to add some mass to my arms

>>76457196
Im kind chubby.

Idk why on earth would i measure my arms lol. Im a size 16. He was basically calling me fat wasnt he

My routine is oreos, doughnuts and tacos

>>76457200
Eat less sweaty

>>76457201
I eat way less. Like way less. I cant help being wide

>>76457200
>Look up size 16 on google images
Woman, you're obese.
Anyway, the date offer is still on the table.

>>76457203
A jewish girl that i went to walk a few days ago ghosted me, i should have said something bad right? There's no other explanation because from your post I didn't know you can ghost men over something stupid

>>76457203
Eat even less sweaty. There's a point at which you starve to death and point at which you stay fat. Somewhere in between there is a place where you become healthy.

>>76457181
Lmfao only reason you would feel offended is if you were a tranny and got heckin dysphoria over someone calling you strong.
This is why people don’t date transwomen btw. Your own brainworms sabotage your chances. The guy you dated sounded nice, hopefully he finds better

>>76457181
>what was he trying to imply?
He thinks saying positive things about you will make you so happy that you will reward him with sex.

>>76457206
she’s probably going through something. hit her up again telling her you miss her and would like to see her again

>>76457212
Why does she look late twenties?

>>76457215
>Woman won't respond to text messages
>Text her again so that she responds

>>76457225
it’s worse that you care enough to fear double texting her

>>76457215
>>76457225 is right. You gotta show up at her house at 3am to let her know you care.

>>76457231
I had sex with this girl last night I’ve been seeing every week and I’m refusing to text her first to see how long it’ll take for her to reach out lol If it dies, it dies

>>76457231
I'm not the anon who got ghosted btw.
>Fear double texting.
Why would I fear it? I just don't see the point.

>>76457239
if he’s whining about it on a 4chan thread he cares enough

>>76457215
>pls respond
>she doesn't

>>76457252
I'm gonna put you in seven positions for seventy minutes, you get it, babe
You got a lot on your mind, and I wanna ease it up and lick it and slip it in
You do a light scream on that ice cream when I scoop it and dip it in
Unzippin' the tight jeans and that feminine hygiene is magnificent
Tryna show you, girl, I'm different
I get to lickin', and stickin', and lickin', and stickin' it
'Til the pussy get too wet and it's drippin'
And splittin' both them legs like dividends
If it ends up how I want it, then you'll end up sittin' all over my bottom lip, baby
The feelin' of fuckin' you, feelings all up in you
Make it hard for you to bottle 'em, baby
This dick is too big just to swallow it, baby
But still you do it like it's Thanksgiving
And you gobblin', gobblin', gobblin', gobblin', baby
Like what's a goon to a goblin, baby?
That pussy hotter than the summer June in Metropolis, baby
No hidin' it, baby
She know what it is when I come around
Let me take you down

>>76457243
Huh? He's complaining about being ghosted. I have no idea how you conclude from that that he'd be somehow afraid of double texting.

>>76457254
you have to know his lore and how he’s been posting about the same Jewish girl for 2 months to understand

>>76457215
>she’s probably going through something
Look the only redflag i saw during our walk was that she had her phone airplane mode, and in the last month the 3 times she dm'd me to go out for a walk was always last minute, like not even what's up she was like 'If you aren't busy i'm gonna walk the dogs'.

She has a boyfriend right?

>>76457258
>he’s been posting about the same Jewish girl for 2 months to understand
It's been two months already? Maybe but i actually went out with her just 4 days ago, she is kinda weird passing almost next to my house to check on me when i was declining her walks or something, anyway it is what it is


>>76457231
>double texting her
I will never fall so low in my life, i'm never desparate for pussy. Unironically the only reason i dm'd her is because her best friend followed me on instagram 2 days later because i could help her with finding a job (she is 19 and hot btw) so i assumed she talked about me to her friends and I followed along, i hate sending first because from my expirience women are like cats and they go at their own pace, let her be she may come back.

>>76457155 (OP)
ywnbaw

>>76457300
she’s a sick freak for being almost 24 and having a 19 year old best friend

kekke larping as a girl just like he used to do.

>>76457309
She is 22 after all, I thought she was 24. Also who the fuck are you and how do you know my story?

>>76457223
I don't know but that blazer isn't doing for her what she thinks it is.

>>76457205
Its average, retard. Ok so where will we go on our date, i like buffet places but id be happy with just coffee because i dont want you to think i owe you sex if you buy me food

>>76457206
Ya you probably insulted her, did you refer to her weight or any other insecurity she previously told you about?

>>76457208
I do eat less, im hypothyroidic. Im just meant to be curvy

>>76457212
Well i dont work that way, i need to be made to feel special not self conscious

>>76457349
>Well i dont work that way
No shit, but the world is full of dudes who don't know what they're doing.

>>76457364
Fucking moids, not even once.

Its so obvious, why would i want to have sex when im already borderline self conscious, and he draws attention to my weight.

They're really dumb, and can they be so clueless, its basic human interaction. Im so miserable i dont even know what to do now.

Fucking miserable and i cant even order a pizza, fuck my life. I dont have any snacks either.

I think im just going to stay single and get a ton of cats

>>76457349
>im hypothyroidic
cope of fatties everywhere. my point still stands.
> Im just meant to be curvy
You're fat sweaty, not curvy

>>76457349
>Ya you probably insulted her, did you refer to her weight or any other insecurity she previously told you about?

I only asked her how her childhood was and apparently it wasn't good because her father left them

>>76457370
>They're really dumb, and can they be so clueless, its basic human interaction.
Hold on to your hat, because I'm a dude. I just know how you bitches think.

>>76457377
If you're too fucking lazy to have a pizza delivered to stuff down your throat then you are definitely not up to the task of keeping a litterbox clean, Ms Future Animal-Abuser

>>76457408
Everywheres shut now

>>76457433
Then go to bed, retard.

>>76457378
Rude fucker, its a medical condition, stop bullying me

>>76457390
Probably triggered her, i get sad about my childhood too, i was locked away as a kid, my abilith communicate is so fucked up

>>76457403
Please teach other men.

How did you work shit out?

>>76457155 (OP)
What's pre-opening jars. Is it like pre-oiling oil filters kek.

>>76457377
Are you okay

>>76457465
>Implying everyone with hypothyroidism is overweight
ngmi

>>76457468
I was stupid, i shouldn't have asked her that at our walk. It's over isn't it?

>>76457478
>How did you work shit out?
Mostly in retrospect.

>>76457349
We can go on a walk, and you will owe me sex afterwards.
I will buy you a nice dinner and spoil you on the second date.

>>76457441
Too sad to sleep

>>76457482
My dad just opens jars for me, its tough.

My honey jar. I think he got fed up he he got me the squeezy ones now. I havent tried them, idk if they're as good as the glsss jar, i doubt it.

Like how glass coke tastes better

>>76457489
No, on the verge of crying, im sad. Im sad. Im sad. Im sad. Not meant to live like this

>>76457498
She might come round but dont pester her, nothing worse than being pestered. Men dont wanna hear it but we wont reply, thats kinda it, we wont reply, unless you catch us in the right mood at the right time. Its not even having other men to message, often theres no one else but its just too much.

Next time only talk about good things and get a feel for what shes interested in, sometimes i wanna yap, sometimes i wanna zone out, sometimes i just need a hug, sometimes i need to be put in my place

>>76457503
Lol nice try, im not 15 anymore i dont fall for those tricks

>yeah im just riding public transport today because my cara being repaired.

He has no car, just be honest lol

I got juice, im gonna drink some juice, that will cheer me up

>>76457522
I'm not denying that I don't have a car. I like walking anyway.
You should try walking instead of driving everywhere, and maybe your thyroid problem will sort itself out.

>>76457535
It won't sort itself out, silly, i need meds

>>76457540
you need meds alright

>>76457543
Yes, i have hypothyroidism

>>76457155 (OP)
Giant male hands that could palm a basketball wrote this post

>>76457545
>>76457522
Are you the girl that sent the vocaroo last time? Hot voice

>>76457540
If you don't like walking, this isn't going to work out. You still owe me sex though.

>>76457548
Defo not me then, i have a voice like minnir mouse, not hot, i should be shot

>>76457557
Im not a dog.

I used to love walking but that was before a bad thing happened, now i stay inside

>>76457522
i’ve been dating this woman for a while, we had sex last night. you think if i don’t message her first, she’ll leave me alone? i hope so. i don’t like having sex with her

>>76457579
You won't have to worry about any bad things happening if you walk with me. Outside is more fun than inside. Also good for the thyroid.

>>76457181
>I would make your meals
This meme needs to end, women can't cook for shit. There's a reason top chefs are all male. Nutrition is too important and complex to outsource to vaginas, you probably never even heard of an amino acid profile or o6:o3 ratio. You can clean, it's trivial enough.

>>76457607
A mean old ass said?

>>76457377
>Fucking miserable and i cant even order a pizza, fuck my life. I dont have any snacks either.
You actually are fat, aren't you?

>>76457618
Better mean and old than fat and loose. Where else are you going to get a reality check?

>>76457607
>You can clean
what delusions do you have? women cant clean shit. Anytime a women 'cleans' you can redo it yourself.
they forget half the stuff and the things they clean are half assed messes.

>>76457646
this. i’ve met plenty of women with dookie stains and dirty anuses

>>76457646
I get what you're saying but they can trained to do it eventually. Cleaning the same space repeatedly requires no further critical skills, so you just correct her the first few times and hopefully she can stick to the fixed routine. Nutrition on the other hand requires constant adjustments and grasping abstract concepts.

OP fell asleep lol