Thread 76457411

MMA Chad Mikey Musumeci eats nothing but pizza and pasta. How is he so shredded?

Godlike Italian genes

>>76457411 (OP)
5 ft 7 in

>>76457411 (OP)
He was on Joe Rogan. When he talks it sounds and looks like (facial expressions) like he is amazed at what he is saying. It is very obnoxious to watch, and I think regardless of how skilled of a bjj dude he is, that he acts kinda feminine, and idk dude I just get this feeling watching certain people on these youtube vids or whereever that they are not who they are pretending to be and it really makes me mad. Maybe something is wrong with me but when I watched his Joe Rogan interview, I wanted to watch him experience being close to death so he would be humbled and stop acting like king of the world because at the end of the day he is a twink and not a character from the first predator movie.

>>76457411 (OP)
>MMA Chad
So a clown basically?

>>76457429
>Mikey Musumeci
https://youtube.com/shorts/S4faJcClmAY?si=doqmipl78TnkVP78

Like look at this fuck, he is so interested in what he has to say, it is hard to watch. I just want him to get hurt really badly so his ego dies.The fucking smile and the eyebrow movements holy fuck my blood pressure.

>>76457438
meds

>>76457429
>>76457438
dude chill he just has autism

>>76457438
Bro this kid is clearly on the spectrum and he's probably brain damaged from the hits. Not to mention he does BJJ so he's likely retarded.

>>76457444
youre just repeating what other people on 4chan say because you have no personality. you might as well binge watch white lotus and talk about it with football fans at bdubs.

>>76457411 (OP)
because he is lying.

>>76457448
Meds newfag

kekke spam. he needs new material.

>>76457450
no dude im done with this fake ass tough guy bullshit. youre just like this mikey guy.. pretending to be someone youre not. why dont you actually use your brain when you type.. i mean fuck you gotta do a captcha and shit, youre not fitting into a nitch croud by typing "meds" or whatever. you live this delusion that you are somehow blending in a croud of anons by copycatting other peoples phrases they post on here. fuckin robo person.

>>76457459
Faggot I’ve been here since 2015 calling me newfag , you’re dumb af

>>76457411 (OP)
He's not an MMA guy, he's a bjj guy (maybe he took one MMA fight?)
And he cooks his own pizzas in his own oven with his own ingredients, which is far better than buying them from the shop
Also he suffers from stomach ulcers lol, totally unrelated

>>76457464
im not insinuating you are new to this forum. im saying you suck at talking or typing. you are unable to generate unique phrases that have any backbone to them.

>>76457464
>2015
you're the worst kind of newfag

>>76457521
Been here longer than you. Meds

>>76457459
take your meds

>>76457524
you take your meds gramps, don't want you blowing a valve

>you’re le newfag
>ok now you’re le gramps
Meds unc

>>76457524
I've been posting here since 2007, my brain is mush

>>76457537
>unc

fuck meds, kill yourself

>>76457438
Normie please, curb your genocidal NPC instinct, it's clear the guy in this video is a harmless autist.

>reddit spacing
Meds unc

>>76457559
get gaped cuck

uncs crashing out so bad rn itt

>>76457574
fr fr on god

>>76457411 (OP)
roids.

i am as of today a kekke connoisseur

>>76457438
I do have this inexplicable urge to punch him.

>writing style doesnt change
toppu kek

>>76457657
She forgotted to add the AAVE

>>76457656
He'd beat you to death

>>76457695
Yeah little dude's roided out to fuck.

Roinds increase fat burn, so you can get away with eating lots of carbs

>MMA chad
he's just a BJJsoi

It's literally impossible to win a men's adult BJJ world championship without roids. He is a liar just like everybody else.
>but he said he doesn't even know what steroids are and just eats le heckin' pasta!!!!
You're a fool.

>>76457438
funniest thing about your rage-fueled unmedicated ramble is that this autistic nerdy midget in question would humiliate you in a fight 10 out of 10 times

>>76457438
>>76457429

I’ve always wondered what goes through the mind of the normie when he encounters an exceptional autist. What causes such rage and jealousy?

>>76457429
This is how Mikey always is (except when he's in Dark Mikey mode)

>>76457427
>5 ft 7 in
That seems about right, dude seemed really tiny when I saw him in Vegas. Also walked like some sort of dinosaur.

>>76457449
Nah It's probably true. He spends like 8 hours on the mat per day and mostly just gorges on food at night.

>>76457464
>2015
lol now I feel old

>>76457906
Did you see Mikey beat that 350 lb guy? lmao, no amount of roids is going to make up for that size difference. I don't think he's even in a testing pool for anything. The only people that annoy me saying they aren't on roids is the Ruotolo's. Can't stand them

>>76457507
Nah he was training for an MMA fight, but I think has mostly been pidgeon holed as the BJJ guy for MMA orgs - One and now UFC. I think he gave up on actually MMA matches.

Our fighters always see him at the UFC Performance center when they are in Vegas for fights

>>76457429
meds

I’m starting to think this whole /fit/ness thing is 90% genetics 10% effort . I’ve seen so many leanfags that just eat whatever they feel and it doesn’t affect them whatsoever.

>>76459976
All of the guys I know who are lean 24/7 through out the year and my own experience.
>1. Don't make progress, they're perma stuck whenever they are.
>2. They simply don't have the stomach capacity to eat. Your stomach shrinks the more you go into your cut, things get easier so you'll feel fuller faster.
>3. The guys that are single digit all the time, are tired all of the time and don't workout as hard or as long. Part of the game.

>>76457411 (OP)
He probably does 1500-2000 of calorie loss a day

>>76457427
If you ever see a highly trained striker in real life you'll be surprised because they look like they're hitting 5 times harder than they should be able to.
It looks like they have a mild super power.

>>76457411 (OP)
i couldnt think of a way to sabotage your lifelong progress more than to use steroids and in this fashion

been here since 2022

>>76457429
yeah prime mike would flatten him in one punch hes not even an opponent

>>76460716
this, this tiny faggot is eating 2k calories tops. Neapolitan pizza ain't shit for calories, and a big plate of pasta is 800 tops.

>>76457429
>>76457438
>>76457448
>>76457459
>>76457515
>>76457570
Holy fragile faggot batman

>>76460743
I'm a degenerate after lover. She looks SO SOFT and feminine.

>>76457918
hes using way too much roids look at his veins. he isnt building muscle for more than 5 minutes after eating because hes using so much roids he could eat 10k a day and not gain weight since hes also doing intense cardio and lifting.

>>76460752
The second photo is a missing a pregnant belly.

>>76457411 (OP)
"pizza"

>>76458173
Honestly it may be impossible to win a local BJJ tournament in a major city without steroids.

>>76459976
>90% genetics 10% effort

This is most things in life. It's also why so many are mad at drugs like Ozempic because now their genetic advantages aren't as strong.

>>76459976
Yeah now you’re starting to get it huh, maybe remember that next time telling blackpillers ro kys when we start spitting out the truth

>>76457918
steroids dont burn fat
>>76460755
you're a retard and have no idea what you're talking about

Is this cope central?
Am I at the right station?

>>76461300
Yeah they're crazy dude has a great body they're coping

>>76457411 (OP)
>eats less than 2500 calories worth of pizza and pasta
>all homecooked
>eats only 1 or 2 meals a day
>trains for hours every day

>MMA Chad Mikey Musumeci eats nothing but pizza and pasta. How is he so shredded?

CICO
the answer is CICO
Stop falling for meme diets and live life the way you enjoy, just eat less if you want to be lean

>>76457411 (OP)
He' s an MMA fighter, probably runs in the morning, does two MMA trainings and then some kind of lifting when he finds time. With that much exercise you need to eat crazy amounts of food to not be auswitz tier.