Thread 76480317

What's the most fucked up physique you've ever seen?

Is that PPP? (I call him Triple P)

>>76480333
that is bleak

>>76480317 (OP)
Fatass circle shaped dude

>>76480333
Jfl

>>76480333
He's got wide shoulders, so what's the problem? He just needs to start lifting and leave skinny-fat mode.

>>76480334
Alexander Jahans.

https://archive.org/details/EsotericMedia

>>76480317 (OP)
>when you're so fat it gives you a hernia so bad your intestines start leaking out of your body.

>>76480333
Oh wow. Birthing hips!
Lose weight, do resistance training, get a little tan, and youd be good to go for sure.

>>76480349
He has klinefelters nigga

>>76480333
would

>>76480419
>get a little sun damage

>>76480333
This is a fate worse than death holy shit. Does he have no testicles?

i wonder if my pic will show up

>>76481600
just a guy who lost weight. not even bad. can fill out more and look even better

>>76480317 (OP)
Every hormone dumping at once mode

>>76480333
Why does all the fat go to the side?

>>76481600
Just needs to bulk.

>>76480333
How does nature fuck up so bad that a dude ends up with wider hips than some women have?

>>76482030
Dysgenic breeding habits since the Industrial Revolution, exacerbated since the second half of the 20th century.

>>76482067
>>76482030
His body count was 4 so you have no excuse

this guy here. ha ha!

>>76481600
This is decent for a middle aged ex fatty

>>76480333
where are his arms?

>>76482081
How do I achieve vampiremode?

>>76480333
Klinefelter fags need to
1) fucking lift
2) get bodyfat % down to target those grotesque love handles
3) Build obliques to get rid of the hourglass. You'll never have a v-taper, settle for being a built fridgemode
4) Build chest, lats, deltsand arms as much as possible
5) blast some T if need be, your endocrine system is already fucked

Whatever you do don't just be a sad sack wallowing around with a pitiful feminine skinny fat body. Also what is it about Klinefelters that makes guys want to grow the biggest pubic bush possible to make their dicks look extra tiny? You're allowed to groom, faggots

>>76481600
Meh, looks fine, he could do himself a favour by targeting chest and lats

>>76482161
>people with a disease just need to do all this shit that doesn't change the fact that they are literally genetically damaged
you are so fucking stupid man
literally the only valid point you made is number 5

>>76482332
gyno?

>>76480317 (OP)
that poojeet dude that posted here a while back

>>76482362
>captcha: SNAHK

>>76482367
wtf

>>76482367
PURE ARYAN GENES SAAR

>>76482367
His body’s structure is cut out for woman literally
He is creepy for man but that curves is good
Not many woman have these body line
He should inject more female hormone

>>76482367
MUMBAI?
U
M
B
A
I
?

>>76482630
horror movie esque

>>76482630
Genuinely looks like a pig carcass that is about to be butchered.

>>76482362
Implants

>>76482230
It's a syndrome, not a disease. It can be mitigated, not cured. Even if making gains will be 10x harder for them and there are certain physiques they can never achieve, making an effort to improve is preferable to doing nothing.

>>76482568
>Ranjeet is getting turned on by the sight of klinefelter manboobs
You can't make this shit up

>>76482367
Hawt

>>76482141
Become a manipulative parasite without the ability to look at your actions and beliefs and see how they affect yourself and the world around you (the ability to reflect)
Fucking hate vampires.

>>76480317 (OP)
myself in the mirror every day

>>76482183
looks like my uncircumcised penis when its flacid

>>76481600
He looks like he's melting lmao

>>76482367
Shemale genetics

>>76482332
I have something similar except a little smaller.
would a cut fix this?

>>76482630
Why does it have 3 asses?

>>76482161
>settle for being a built fridgemode
no i think they'd do way better just becoming fit twinks than playing against their own frames

>>76482899
>Become a manipulative parasite without the ability to look at your actions and beliefs and see how they affect yourself and the world around you (the ability to reflect)
but enough about silicon valley software engineers

>>76482332
Hubba hubba

>>76480334
Funnily enough Baronet Edge (Godwinson) tried to groom both of them.

>>76484351
Is he rizz-less like Nick Fuentes?

>>76482725
Sir that man is not indian. he is pakistani, not indian. Note it!

>>76480333
Meming aside what’s the game plan here? He at least looks tall

>>76484351
Another great British architect.

>>76482367
Genuine question how do you not kill yourself looking like this? I have a pretty good build but still feel bad when I really nitpick it. Looking like this would make me write a manifesto

>>76485213
Well firs thing, he should stop pulling his arms back trying to make his shoulders look narrower (notice how trannies always try that trick). Then eat less move more. Build muscle, burn fat. His hips are wide, but some solid obliques can at least make it less exaggerated or noticeable.

>>76485710
It's simple really. These browns just have too low of an IQ to be capable of self–reflection. So it occurs occurs to them that they should feel bad.

>>76482367
What's going on with his tummy?

This poor motherfucker is a classic. He also claimed to be 5'3.

>>76485873
Looks like an alien. Just a big stomach cavity to hold all the organs, no need for arms really, so theyre just twiggy as can be. All attention was paid to the brain I am guessing like the alien.

>>76485878
You can about see his lips too, looks like a really fucked up face/head blending into his neck/torso

>>76485882
Yes, that would be interesting to see. No nipples either, just the bare minimum to pass inspection (by Mother Nature before birth). Some people get FUCKED in the genetics dept.

>>76482367
One of the few occasions were taking steroids would be both clinically and morally justified.

>>76482367
brutal

>>76485873
>>76485878
>>76485882
>>76485884

>>76485873
Looks like a Goron

>>76480317 (OP)
yours

>>76487079
Is this a FTM transgender?

>>76487079
This sent a shiver up my spine lmao

>>76487223
This is great motivation to never get fat.

>>76484085
Imagine the smells

>>76487079
I wonder what this monstrosity looks like now. Assuming (boldly) it's still alive

>>76485873
Truecel

>>76482367
uncanny

>>76488051
Why does he look so uncomfortable from flexing?

>>76488058
Autism

>>76483582
Jewish propaganda.

>>76487320
its great motivation to be born to good parents yes

>>76488051
Literally the most based human alive.
'mirin hard

Grew a pair of tits in my thirties.

>>76491238
>no image found
Anon how?

>>76491272
Literally cannot tell you, doctors don't know either. Just a generalized "gyno" diagnosis.

>>76491272
its an AI shop

>>76487079
I can't even bring myself to ask the right questions to figure out what this is

>>76491238
hello, Robert P.

>>76491438
At least Paulson had a reason he grew tits.

>>76487223
Never bulk, not even once.

>>76487079
The truest image of mental illnes, are those gluteal implants also?, Jesus all mighty have mercy on these freaks.

>>76480333
I look like this
My chest, shoulders and back are developed by all of the fat gets stored in love handles. When I gain fat I look like that onions dude from Dark Souls series

>>76480333
The thumbnail looks like a human rotisserie chicken

>>76488038
fucking kek

>>76480334
no, HE'S FELTED

>>76482899
Oi vei

>>76482141
Wait you don't see yourself when you open that?

>>76485873
This mf is built for deadlifts tho

>>76491591
Almost sure it is, specifically it looks like a solid silicone one, it has the iconic shape of one. If you see closely that purplish/reddish line is probably where it's sitting.

>>76485873
made for climbing
holy shit
that ape index

if he started bouldering tomorrow
he'd probably get to 8A within 2-3y
that's like literal god physique for climbing (not competitive, but trad)

>>76491238
Holy fuck i cant stop laughing, im sorry. goddamn

>>76491238
im more disgusted by you wearing socks in the grass.

>>76493878
WHO ARE YOU?

>>76485873
this guys got a deadlift word record in his future

>>76480317 (OP)
>>76480333
samefag OP/first poster made this shitty thread btw

She’s seething so bad lel

>>76491238
His name was Robert Paulson

Seething she got no yous keek

>>76493878
He was completely right btw

I look like this

>>76488051
LOOK EVERYONE, THE HUMAN BARRELL!

>>76485743
Damn, Chris Evans really looked horrible back in the day. Steroids for the win!

>>76491238
>This is Bob
>Bob had bitch tits

>>76488051
Why does this guy look so bad in the left picture? Apart from the face he is pulling, why does he look like shit?

>>76491438
>>76494152
>>76494712
It gets funnier every time you say it

>>76491238
Those are actually really nice tits.

>>76491238
imagine if you pinned me down and made me suck on your tits while you fucked me in the ass and called me a good baby ahaha thatd be so crazy and funny i think ahahaha

>>76495372
Thanks dude, I do hate to admit it but they are pretty nice for boobs

>>76485873
spinal bifida

>>76491238
>right click
>google image search
>...loading...

>0 results.

>>76493878
based and also walked Bob Dylan on stage in 1975

>>76485873
I went to school with a kid with this exact body
He was a tiny motherfucker. Looked like someone stuck a head and limbs on a little barrel. To make things worse, he had a big goofy jewfro, the thickest glasses you've ever seen, and buck teeth. He had a comedically large backpack too, about as big as his tiny fucked up torso. Walked around with his weird little goblin hobble with a perpetual squint and mouth open as if he could never quite figure out what was going one, always struggling to meep that giant backpack supported. He was actually a very nice guy and mentally capable which was unfortunate considering it was impossible not to make fun of him.
We called him the 'nutty professor'

>>76487223
I see this pic all over fit. Anyone have the before pic? I'm curious.

>>76485873
Her looksmatch

>>76493878
Its called flying

>>76487079
Do synthol injectors have success stories? Do we just see the catastrophic failures which account for 99% of the population and the golden 1% only pass in photos? Are synthol injectors the trannies of bodybuilding?

I have pretty fucked body

>>76491238
Mods? You can come now I already came.

>>76487079
Reminds me of those Australian guys who die from injecting silicone into their balls

>>76494146
Typical Buffalo fan

>>76496686
Didn't this guy die from doing that to his balls?

>>76496658
boy or girl?

>>76496994
>Didn't this guy die from doing that to his balls?
Yep.

>>76496641
Don't pro bodybuilders inject synthol to smooth out muscle asymmetries?

>>76496686
What? Why?

>>76482367
He could make tons of cash by taking estrogen.

>>76482367
Those are some nice titties. Hate to say it but I would bust a nut on those.

>>76497136
I'm born Girl

>>76485743

BOOBA
O
O
B
A

>>76480333
this guy could troon out and make seven figures on onlyfans within 2 years

>>76497163
You only live once anon, don't you want a gigantic set of balls before you go? So that your boyfriends can snuggle up on your sack and use it as a pillow after hours of intense fucking. Of course you do.

>>76497163
fetish shit

>>76491238
GOD D-D-D-D-DAYUM

>>76480333
nigga built like akhenaten

>>76491238
How many of you faggors would fick him

>>76495153
It's not like he looks any better in the right

>>76487079
His face reminds me of a max payne 1 enemy

>>76482367
indian genetics are cursed

>>76491238
Jesus Christ anon. Do you plan on getting surgery or just living with it? Has your doctor said anything?

>>76495153
He literally looks inbred anon. Everything from his skull shape to his weird wonky body proportions screams that his parents where related.

>>76497549
He's scansinavian nord master race rakesh

>>76485743
Poor bloke
It's like you were making a chick in a character creator and then hit male at the last second before going back

>>76491238
This is bait that I took right? I'm very tired, is this photoshop or some shit?
Got some fucking hentai milkers, jesus fucking christ

>>76497452
We'll see as soon as we can figure out what's wrong with me. Unfortunately I have no solid diagnosis other than "gyno", every test I've taken has come back clear. Wife has been incredibly helpful though this but ultimately the decision is up to me.

>>76497657
They tested for cancer? Scanned for possible tumors pressing against a gland they shouldn't? This really seems like a "wrong button being pressed" sort of deal. Do you have any bloodwork you can share?
t. fascinated med student

>>76485873
i remember this guy

>>76487223
I just wanna know what drives these people to rapidly lose weight and not like naturally over time so the skin can reabsorb into their body

>>76491238
WE NEED TO PUT WOMEN IN ESTROGEN
LIKE 500MG A WEEK

>>76497702
Currently seeing an endocrinologist but they have no idea either, bloodwork all came back clean too.

>>76497720
nta, you need a second opinion because the only way i can see this is cancer induced gyno unless you're responding weirdly to hormones which is the only other way i can see it. Maybe rhe doctor gave you estradiol or progesterone instead of test c?

>>76497755
I am ta, I agree with you. Definitely get a second opinion. Keep testing, and to satisfy my own curiosity keep us posted anon. good luck

>>76487079
this is some uncanny valley shit

>>76497755
>>76497779
They specifically asked if they could take photos for "progress" that I respectfully declined. It's something I'll bring up next appointment though so thank you.

>>76491238
So uh whats it like to have big ass tiddies?

>>76497790
Incredibly strange and it's getting to the point where it's unmanageable. Constantly on edge and micromanaging myself, I've been binding with duct tape and that's just not a viable solution. It's hard to admit but I might need to just start wearing a bra.

>>76497794
Not kidding, have you looked into trans binding methods? They'd definitely have much better advice and on how to do it safely.
>inb4 tranny

>>76497807
Im just learning about it myself but I'm not really sure how much they could really help at this point.

>>76497163
He was part of a harem of some BDSM freak that made all his sub pups take steroids and inject their balls with silicone. The redhead died from a ballsack injection and the dom tried to cover it up. This was like 24/7 contract slavery BDSM shit. It's pretty crazy some of the things homosexuals do to get off

>>76491238
Sergeant hatred?

>>76497713
Your skin doesn't magically reabsorb into your body if you lose like 300 lbs, no matter how slow the weight loss. Loose skin in guaranteed after a certain amount of weight lost.

>>76491238
>the number of retards falling for this obvious bait

>>76496658
/fit/ster you just need to hit shoulders and go on a cut, you have potential

>>76491238
annnnd i'm going to bed...

>>76482367
>tall, hairless, bitch hips, juicy tits
100% Klinefelter's
>>76482630
I can't even tell wtf I'm looking at. Is that its ass?
>>76485873
CURSE YOU LEONIDAS!

>>76480317 (OP)
Easily my gym bully. Something uncanny about him and I have bigger arms anyway. This body screams steroid tranny.

>>76480333
I think he could make it if he lost 20kg and wore baggy clothe

>>76497927
His calf insertions are awful but otherwise he looks joocy no homo

>>76497823
Wtf man. Why did this even go on TV?

>>76496686
I can appreciate the dedication

>>76497854
I wish

>>76499176
can I get a tittyfuck no uhhhh no-homo

>>76496403
meddl loide

>>76491238
there is no way this is real, nice photoshop job

>>76496576
absolutely would

>>76497849
That ain't bad. Could be improved a lot with some lifting

>>76480317 (OP)
Mine
and it's not even a deformity, just bad genetics

>>76499254
post it then
I bet it's not even that bad

>>76499254
If I can post my fucked up body you can

>>76499263
>>76499276
https://i.postimg.cc/tC1ZT2qD/IMG-2900.jpg

>>76499327
I have literal tits, you're fine.

>>76499327
you can't fix being brown but you can fix the obesity and your shoulders are wider than your hips so you'll be fine faggot

>>76491238
>>76499176
wtf
imagine being a flat woman seeing that

>>76499510
Or a troon seething about them tits while they've got gross hrt tube titties.

>>76499568
>>76499510
Ngl they're pretty nice for tits

>>76482367
This has to be kleinfelters or whatever it's called. This is not normal.

>>76487079
>> im now a man and its time to look masculine with my post op body and trt prescription.
>> Whats that, I have to lift weights to appear strong?
>> no thank you
body dysmorphia is insidious,

>>76491238
what am I witnessing

>>76491238
>>76499176
the fuck

>>76500348
It's pretty clear

>>76497823
Considering the circles he traveled in, Noodles was mid looks wise. Imagine dying for a guy who's essentially a dime a dozen in the CA bear community. That dom game must have been wild.

>>76497713
at that point theres just no way to avoid loose skin, better to just lose it asap and get the surgery

>>76499176
>>76491238
>Tits so big and nicely shaped the thumbnail tickled my dick
Congratulations on this seriously, but my god I hope you can get surgery for this.

>>76500526
Thanks I think

I don't watch movies on my tv anymore because occasionally the screen goes black and I see my reflection and I start throwing stuff around the room in anger

>>76499176
there would be a dusting of hair on the titties themselves not just in the gap. chicks with real bad pcos or troon out and roid who have tits this big always have hair on the actual boob if they get chest hair so an actual man should have furry coconuts
also the bottom of the titty closest to the viewer is melting into the chest

>>76500556
When did the "growth" start? How has it impacted your social life and romantic endeavors?

>>76500772
Started about 4 years ago, I assumed it was just my body changing as I got older but that was clearly not the case. I go out far less than I used to and I'm constantly on edge when I am out but duct tape and shirts are only taking me so far. My wife has been incredibly helpful through this and has made it clear they don't change the way she thinks of me.

>>76499207
Underrated

>>76499176
The way those are laying are suspiciously implant-like

>>76499294
Kek

>>76499176
anon pls elaborate.

>>76480333
Mpreg

>>76500732
I shave my chest because I use duct tape to bind

>>76484105
Being a twink is for your twenties. Can't do it forever. Lmao

>>76485873
orangutanmaxxing

>>76500342
>Whats that, I have to lift weights to appear strong?
>>> no thank you
reminds me of the human ken doll guy who removed a pair of his ribs and got ab implants instead of just working out

>>76501468
>Being a twink is for your twenties. Can't do it forever
yeah but with an abnormal build like that its not like you'll be able to sustain enough muscle to compensate for that frame, i think in terms of being visually pleasant to others trying to play into the curves somewhat is the most reasonable option

>>76484085
So it can fart barbershop quartet style.

>>76480333
time to start mega dosing roids

>>76501453
does it turn you on?

>>76495153
His arms are ridiculously long as compared to his torso and the way he wears his pants plus his pose exasperates the issue

>>76502063
he also has the worst biceps insertions i've ever seen

>>76501468
retards will disgree and then kill themselves at the first sign of male pattern baldness

>>76482367
>Kleinfelter's Syndrome
One set, one rep of neck rope to failure
Fuckin Hell, that's just cruel

>>76496403
Die Wage ist etzadla a Haider.
Meddl off.

>>76501987
It's complicated because while they do feel good I have this shame attached to them that makes me feel embarrassed for enjoying the physical pleasure.

>>76501453
Hot ngl
If I only focus on them I pop a boner
Can you please shave the rest of your body? You could probably be successful on onlyfans

>>76501453
theres no fucking way this is real, youre a photoshop god. Make a timestamp pic.

>>76491238
No way in hell this isn't edited.

>>76502782
u jelly?

>>76482367
LONDON

>>76491238
If this isn't edited, wouldn't this person be rich?

I have zero doubt that there would be degenerates in the oil countries or just rich people somewhere in general who would be turned on by this just from the novelty if nothing else and willing to pay infinity money for personalized interactions.

This is probably a one of a kind specimen worldwide.

>>76502829
I'm a father of two with a career and have no interest in being a kept boy.

>>76487223
>the pic that killed /fit/

>>76503307
he still mogs u faggot dyel hahahaha

Jason Blaha. The fact that he roids for this is astonishing.

>>76491238
You could almost certainly make a lot of money online with those

>>76503745
Ay yo, that's my boy Hemmingway

>>76503841
So far this thread is telling me otherwise

>>76482367
By Vishnu what the fuck

>>76487223
>permanently fucked up his save file
better luck next time

>>76487079
>no eyebrows
???

>>76482367
That must be a medical condition.

>>76501453
>filename
That's not you, that's some chick.

>>76504243
Blue clover

>>76480317 (OP)
Wasn't this from a yt thumbnail where the title was something about how he was never going to be a gym douche?

>>76504502
no, he was ranting about english conservatives and them making fun of his fucked up body so he showed his tits and told them to have a wank (srs)

thread helps with bd ngl

>>76491238
This is supposed to be a blue board ma'am

>>76481600
Just lift heavy, lots of potential

>>76482367
i entered this thread hoping this would be posted
it's legitimately the worst thing ive ever seen
the more you look the worse and more grotesque it gets

>>76491238
Something is fucked up here you can't just grow shapely tits as a guy. They don't looked like that. You either got the weirdest surgery or this is edited.
Either way gr8 b8

>>76497823
>male virginity rates are skyrocketing across the board while fags make anniemay slave harems(except with men) and can get away with this
Life is so fucking unfair bros

>>76493878
>YOU'RE NUTTHIN

>>76482367
this is poley, a tranny from the uk that used to post in /brit/ and /britfeel/
he secretly recorded his female flat mate taking a shit and shower which he posted on 4chan. some of the posters reported it to the police and to the girl and he went to court over it and got expelled from uni
he then decided he was trans despite never posting about it before, took on the name of the girl he recorded, and started taking dark web hormones and grew his hair out but never did anything else to transitition
his dad forciblly cut his hair a couple of years ago and he gave up the tranny arc

>>76496567
Go ask in /fat/

>>76497713
Loose skin is not affected by weight loss speed. Like at all. Thats some Google AI result ancient info.

are these people just fucked genetically or are they living some kind of weird lifestyle that makes them produce tons of estrogen

>>76491238
It's AI dumbasses. I swear you yoomers are so easy to trick.

>>76480317 (OP)
Actually jumpscared me because I went to high school with Alex (Woking High).
We were in different classes so I don't really have any stories but I've definitely seen him throwing tantrums outside and being calmed down by assistant teachers.

>>76487079
This is clearly what he was going for.

>>76506938
Fucked up genes combined with the modern Western lifestyle.

>>76507244
>he

>>76481600
It doesn't look that bad until you realize that one of his pecs looks bigger than the other. Really confusing.

>>76491238
SIR THIS IS A BLUE BOARD

>>76507264
xhe really had me fooled

>>76487223
What the fuck?
Actually made me gag.

>>76503863
>>76499176
>>76501453
>This dude posed for these photos and had them available
>suspiciously shapely and retains their form while he's laying down
Somethings not adding up here

>>76480333
Nigga looks like a SOAP BAR

>>76506938
There are 7 billion people on this planet. You cook enough batches of cookies eventually you'll burn one.

>>76488051
there goes my hero

>>76509784
What a strange looking fellow.

>>76509784
>leaving the top button open while wearing a necktie
ngmi

>>76509800
>implying that's the worst part about his outfit

>>76509784
WTF how tall is he?? He must've hopped on roids to be able to get so much muscle while being 7' tall

>>76498085
Because of who owns the media.

>>76511622
Wait, 4chan doesn't have more influence than the media?

>>76497927
Tell him to wear high socks.

>>76487079
la poona de la fin de los tiempos...

>>76484053
hate to break it to you but if its real gyno the only way to get rid of it is through surgery

Reminder to not store food in plastic, especially not heated.

>>76480333
Fucking rimworld body type. damn

>>76485213
Continue to lose weight.

>>76480362
This can't be real

>>76482367
Ancient sculpture bodytype

>>76487229
>>76487079
lost, rofling at a hallucinated novel where this ftmonstrocity stalks the night for validation

>>76482367
L O N D O N
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D
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>>76512685
London, Ontario

>>76480317 (OP)
mooba

>>76485873
>most fucked up physique you've ever seen
>easily unfucked with sixth months of diet and training.
Anon, I...

>>76503110
Do your kids prefer your wife's breast milk or yours?

>>76499176
Gos i wish i had a dick so i could cum on those

>>76513077
My tits are worse, could you pour your milk on em?

>>76501888
What an unfortunate choice of headwear.

>>76496658
nah you're just fat, you'll look fine if you lose it

>>76497439
that's not even skinnyfat though, he's just fat

>>76512995
How do you even end up with gyno like that?