Thread 76495505

Will you eat the lab grown meat?

no

magatard /pol/cel schizo bait

>>76495505 (OP)
No

>>76495505 (OP)
Jeff Nipple is holding out for lab-grown cock, too

>>76495505 (OP)
Depends on its quality. I dont eat shit like chicken nuggets and other processed cancer slop anyway so if its comparable to that (which i assume it will be) then i wont touch it. If they can somehow grow good quality meat in a lab then sure i'll eat it.

He can eat all the frankenstein meat he wants.
I hope it gives him cancer and kills him, he does not deserve to live, he isn't human

I had an impossible burger and thought it sucked. If it tasted like real meat, which it never will, sure. As long as it had all the nutrition

In a ideal situation I would since it would legit be better for the world/environment and reminds me of Star Trek. The problem is if something is wrong with it you wont discover it for decades just because these companies buy out studies and the FDA.

I would not be surprised if some popular product comes out like this only for a year later it ends up giving everyone Prion Disease because the miss folded proteins or some shit.

>"never made by a healthy looking person"
out of all the pictures he has of himself, why would jeff post that picture. is he retarted?

letting it cook. I remember when veganism was going to save us all.

If lab meat works, sure. Not like the tons greek yogurt I eat is super natural or appealing.

>>76495505 (OP)
No, I don't eat meat no matter its origin.

>>76495505 (OP)
>end suffering
Yes by causing the extinction of non dairy breeds of cattle, and other animals that are only bred for meat. These retards think farmers are just gonna keep their livestock alive for fun? Or perhaps the government will set up a ridiculously expensive animal preserve for all the animals that can't survive in the wild because of domestication?

>>76495505 (OP)
why is he such a faggot?
he's putting maximum effort into being maximum faggot
can we ban him from the board? i literally don't want to know if he lives or dies

>>76495684
>Yes by causing the extinction of non dairy breeds of cattle, and other animals that are only bred for meat.

Something doesn't have the chance to suffer if it never existed.

>>76495684
Well, status quo certainly won't stop the suffering

>>76495505 (OP)
Jeff is unironically so fucking based that anything he says or does causes so much seethe here.

>>76495684
Livestock are abominations who have been selectively bred. Their very existence is suffering so yes they should go extinct with maybe a few living in sanctuaries or something.

>>76495604
Hilarious you say this when just about every contagious disease and plague has been started from keeping livestock.

>>76495505 (OP)
Fuck it, I agree with him even when most of my beliefs are very much right-wing. As long as it's cheaper than real meat, and I get the same benefits without any negatives then I will get it. But if it's overpriced trash obviously sticking to real meat.

>>76495505 (OP)
No. I love animals tho.

>>76495505 (OP)
He's eating lab grown horse cum the second it's mass market ready. It's identical to horse cum and will reduce suffering more than any technology in the history of science.

>>76495505 (OP)
Fuck no. They just came out with lab made "butter" thats neither a derivative of butter or margarine. Its described as looking like candle wax.
If normies are rejecting lab made fake butter, lab made fake meat is not going to cut it either.

>>76495875
>without any negatives
How will you know?
You'd need long term unbiased and plentiful data to know at least somewhat

>>76495901
>How will you know?
Like you said, I'll wait for verified claims.

>>76495901
I will trust the science!
Fuck trials.
Tell me, are you a doctor? No? Then shut the fuck up! Truth is the opinion of the rich and powerful.

>eww gross, dontou know how much unnatural chemicals are in your food?!?
>LAB GROWN MEAT!!! SIGN ME UP!!!!!!

>>76495697
>>76495704
>>76495748
Or we just put down all the pussies that have a problem with the dominion of man. Livestock "suffering" won't bother you if you're dead ;-)

>>76495697
>Something doesn't have the chance to suffer if it never existed.
Thats something a comic book villain would say

>>76495908
You are not getting them in your lifetime dude
You could maybe know in your lifetime that lab-grown meat is not immediately dangerous but you dont know if it could cause long term problems

>>76495505 (OP)
I will continue to do the exact opposite of what dysgenic science nerds want

>>76495901
It isn't medicine, it's literally just incubating cells. There's no testing that needs to be done.

>>76495505 (OP)
Yeah, but only if it's cheaper. It is true that is almost identical to natural meat, nutrimentally there shouldn't be any change. Maybe the flavour but that's what spices are for anyway.

>>76496099
Uh but forgot to mention that it might not be the case, we all know they're gonna mix it with sóy and other sissifying shit.

>>76495570
You assume it will be? Why? Because your 90 IQ brain tangentially associates the term “artificial” with “processed” and further “junk food”? It takes so little brain power to analyze the associations you just made and immediately realize how retarded it is, yet you are incapable. Im not a seething vegan btw. Im seething at how mindless and automated the responses of normies are when we have never had easier access to instruments to sharpen our minds. Fuck off my board, you should go read some more pop health articles and post your new gluten free keto brownie recipe on Facebook you complete average joe retard

>>76495505 (OP)
Ask the question of what feedstock it's grown on.

>>76495505 (OP)
Only if I can grow it in a home lab on my homestead. Until then it's chickens and rabbits.

>>76495505 (OP)
>it's biologically identical to animal meat
Well that's objectively untrue given the growth process is massively simplified to muscle stems cells grown in a nutrient rich medium, compared to the natural process that involves whole body metabolism. Structure and composition are approximations of the real deal at best.

And I wouldn't want to to be identical anyways. The nice thing about grown meat, moral considerations aside, is the hypothetical ease of customizing its various nutritional properties. Modern farmed meat generally fucking sucks because it's pumped full of antibiotics to keep alive, has little to no activity which makes it unnaturally fatty, and then it has a very bad o6:03 ratio because its fed an o6 rich o3 poor grain diet. With lab meat, you could hypothetically have it clean and with whatever fat % and micro profile you want. I eat plenty of fish for the o3 DHA/EPA content for example, if they could grow chicken breast that is essentialy like fish in terms of o3 and no mercury content, sign me the fuck up.

>>76495505 (OP)
>be GOD
>create man
>create animals
>make animals docile, nutritious, and plentiful for man to eat
>tell man that animals are for him to eat and that he has dominion over them
>man rescinds his dominion over animals because “muh cruelty”, (seriously? Have you seen how orcas treat penguins lMao)
>eats Bill Gates’ cancerfeed(tm) instead
>domesticated animals die off, man rots from the inside out and dies painfully
>Mfw I’ll get blamed for this
>Mfw you can’t gaze upon MY face

>>76496121
Why? Because its more profitable to shit out goy slop than good quality product

>>76495505 (OP)
yeah why not

>gets ratio'd for being short in the comments
KWAB

>>76495510
fpbp
>>76495505 (OP)
You can eat the bugs and fake sóyslop if you want, OP. Count me out.

>>76495505 (OP)
Farms are outdoor labs. Grazing areas are Petri dishes. Why are soience niggers so fucking gay and retarded?

>>76495505 (OP)
jesus

>>76495505 (OP)
yes
im done eating heavy metal-contaminated red meat from sick cows raised in a torture farm

Why are you guys acting as though there will be a choice? If lab grown meat becomes a thing and it's considered good enough, then we will be eating it. We're not going to continue killing billions of animals and destroying the planet because some selfish fucks think the real thing tastes slightly better.

>>76496777
>We're not going to continue killing billions of animals and destroying the planet because some selfish fucks
I'll stop you right there anon. Capitalism. For sure the planet will be destroyed before most people figure it out.

>>76495982
The eyes Chico, they never lie.

>>76495505 (OP)
No. I have zero qualms about something dieing to sustain me.

>>76495505 (OP)
No, because it'll be the food equivalent of steroids while animal products will be made the food equivalent of natty. Even if they manage to make Beef(TM) that has twice as much protein as the real stuff, I guarantee the side effects aren't worth it.
>But, Anon, it's been tested and verified side-effect free!
Fine, you eat your Chicken(R) and Pork(Patent Pending) while I stick to the real stuff, and we'll see where we end up in 10 years.

>>76496777
yeah because onions/almond milk replaced cow milk

>>76495687
No, you will see him just like Mike. You will stare into the soul of the soulless and it will gaze back.

>>76495505 (OP)
I would if it came out before 2008. Can't trust it now

The animal suffering is what gives you gains and makes you stronger. You’re literally harvesting their lifeforce
That’s why vegans are so weak even when they get shitloads of plant protein

>>76495505 (OP)
maybe

>>76495505 (OP)
Science based retard I bet he took 12 shitvid 19 jabs because bill gaytes told him in TV.

Lab grown meat promises
>100g of protein in a delicious steak for 5 cents
Lab grown meat realities
>Shitter meat for more money than real meat

>>76495505 (OP)

Cannibalism is more morally acceptable than eating lab meat.

>>76497891
Why
>>76495505 (OP)
Depends on price and how good it tastes

>>76497892
>Why

Simple. It more effectively meets the moral objectives that the lab grown meat crowd promotes: namely reduction in (non-human) suffering and saving the planet. Cannibalism acts as a check against uncontrolled population growth, and does it in a way that doesn't have secondary environmental consequences like birth control being dumped in the water. Most people are objectively useless biomass in a technological society and accomplish nothing with their lives other than consumption of resources. Lab grown meat just continues the problem, but more smugly.

Culling them as an ethical protein source would serve the world far better than a science experiment that will inevitably get price gouged and used as a passive means of political control.

>>76495505 (OP)
>in 1922 an indian came upon what he thought was deer meat but in fact was bear meat.....thus my conclusion is that clone meat will be fine

>>76496121
Costco's whole business model is you pay a membership fee to bypass the modern goyslop economy. They don't let their suppliers price gauge or shrinkflate and they try to source high quality goods for decent prices.

Every other grocery store microscams you in a dozen different ways.

>>76496930
i hate this

>>76495875
I hope it gives you cancer

>>76495505 (OP)
General rule of tech adoption: never be early adopter if there is a chance it can irreversibly fuck you up.

>>76496121
are you fucking retarded? you are speculating yourself you mongoloid. there is no reason to assume a piece of meat that was never used by an actual body to be the same in terms of quality, texture or nutritional value as one that was - since compounds like msg or creatine are byproducts of metabolism. that aside: you have no idea if there won't be any trickery needed to grow artificial meat in scale that may necessitate taste altering processing (like turning the shit into tendies).
anyway: you suck and are way dumber than the people you criticise. eat a dick, faggot.

>>76495505 (OP)

> promotes fake natties
> promotes lab zogmeat

You know, a lot of these guys get payola from people as part of their revenues.

>>76495951
Nice power fantasy, kiddo