Thread 76498962

What do you eat for breakfast, /fit/?

the appeal is that she looks like a roman towel boy (and that's hot)

>>76498962 (OP)
29g of oatmeal, some almond milk & 1.5 scoop of whey. I just tried it with a vegan protein powder and holy shit it fucked my oatmeal and tasted like shit

>>76498962 (OP)
no-fat greek yogurt, drizzle of honey, 20g of raisins, 28g of walnuts
or if I feel like a tiny bit more effort, scrambled eggs (4-5 egg whites, one whole) with veggies
wash it down with a pot of coffee

>>76498962 (OP)
valentina nappi if she was fatter and had a penis

7 eggs, good eggs at 394 grams.

>>76498962 (OP)
Coffee
2 eggs
Small portion of chopped berries
Small pancake or cup of oatmeal
2 pieces of bacon.

>>76498962 (OP)
Her asshole

>>76498962 (OP)
that's a man

>>76498962 (OP)
pre gym: protein shake and scoop of huel black
post gym: scrambled eggs or oats

>>76498962 (OP)
Her pussy ideally

>>76498962 (OP)
That haircut isn't doing her any favors

>>76498962 (OP)
I wish that was me

>>76498962 (OP)
>150g self rolled oats
>15g powdered cocoa, cinnamon, cloves, kardamom each
>1 vanilla pod
>30g tasteless protein powder
>300g mixed frozen berries
mix everything with tap / carbonated water

>>76498968
>>76498962 (OP)
Does this towel boy have a name?

>>76499205
Biggus Dickus

>>76498962 (OP)
coffee
greek yogurt
some peanuts
and trannies are GOAT. insane BJ, cum inside no pregnancy risk and can make fun of women all day with them.

>>76498962 (OP)
Usually scrambled eggs or an omelet, with avocado and/or homemade pesto, and maybe a side salad with some sardines or smoked salmon

>>76499205
Daisy Taylor, trans porn star

>>76498962 (OP)
overnight oats, skyr, scoop of protein powder, and a banana.

>>76499255
so this is life in the year 2025 huh

>>76499118
might come with an extra side of sausage

6tbsp oats
200ml skim milk
1 large or 2 small/medium bananas
cinnamon powder

>>76499220
>and trannies are GOAT. insane BJ, cum inside no pregnancy risk and can make fun of women all day with them.
the truth unfortunately

>>76499388
Pipe > cigarettes, but yes. There is no greater duo than nicotine + caffeine.

disgusting circumcised cock

>>76498962 (OP)
Either 5 soft boiled eggs with a slice of wheat bread or Greek yoghurt with oats and some fresh fruit

>>76499205
Incontinencia Buttox

>>76498962 (OP)
so glad I finally got a t-babe gf 18 months ago, and can live my dream of having her teabag me.
>Also
Usually nothing, not a breakfast man, me.

>>76499486
no shame there mate

>>76498962 (OP)

usually greek yogurt, honey and fruit. I want to get into making oats. Anyone have tips on how to make a good bowl of oats from scratch?

breakfast is for fatties

>>76499220
you can nut inside a women with no risk aslong as shes on the pill
but YOU have to be on prep to nut inside a tranny

>>76498962 (OP)
Six sausages
Six slices bacon
2 fried eggs
1 poached egg
4 slices black pudding
150g fried mushrooms
1 can baked beans
4-8 hash browns
2 slices fried bread
4 slices toast
2 cups tea
1 bottle Lucozade

>>76499901
And a whole buffalo for desert, right?

>>76498962 (OP)
>You will never frot with Daisy
Why even live

On a cut so a a sandwich of 56g smoked ham (60cal 9g protein) and a low fat provolone (50cal 5g protein) cheese slice with keto bread (80cal 10g "protein") and some Fresno peppers and mustard.

Chobani Zero Sugar (60cal 12g protein)

Del Monte Pears in Water no sugar added (35cals)

Black coffee

Breakfast is usually easier for me to go smaller in; sometimes I throw an egg into the sandwich

>>76498962 (OP)
Definitely a man.

>>76498962 (OP)
I'd eat her for breakfast if you count my macros.
Just kidding I avoid breakfast because I'm fat.

5 eggs + 4 pieces of turkey bacon on 2 slices of sourdough or a tuna sub when I'm bored of eggs
and a cuppa tae ofc

>>76498962 (OP)
not tomboy pussy, sadly

>>76499255
a tranny disguised as a tomboy. fuck me Im not gonna make it bros

>>76498962 (OP)
>4 eggs, the way of cooking depends on my mood
>30g of cheese, typically cheddar, love this shit
>coffee with milk
>an apple
Tasty.

>>76500072
we have to keep looking brother, we gotta make it, for them.

>>76499999
Nice Digits

One and a half donuts and a coffee

>>76499894
Wait why? If you’re the one ejaculating inside what risk do you have of contracting stds? You’re literally pushing fluid out of your urethra, how is anything supposed to get in?

ATTENTION
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS ITT WILL BURN IN HELL AFTER A LIFETIME OF SUFFERING. ESPECIALLY THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE A DESIRE TO FUCK TRANNIES
That is all. Carry on you Satan worshippers.

>>76500171
You seem to relish anons suffering. Therefore you are as shitty as they are.

>>76498962 (OP)
1 boiled egg
2 fillets of fish (could be salmon, trout, cod, haddock fucking depends)
200g of greens
and some fruit.

Really weird that so many people in this thread know this person is not only a pornstar but also trans. I don't watch any trans porn, so I had no idea until I read the thread. I think it would be very weird to know about trans porn stars if I wasn't watching them.

>>76500178
You seem to jump to conclusions like a woman. Repent you Satan worshipper!

>>76499999
The numbers have spoken. This is the best thing one can possible eat for breakfast.
Take notes, retards.

>>76498962 (OP)
I want a footjob from Daisy so bad dude

>>76499999
Having this exact meal for the quints

>>76500182
You're just low t

>>76500258
You’re not fooling anyone, jew

>>76500258
>not being gay is low t
classic fag move to insist "you're actually like me really, and if you're not YOU'RE the broken one!" It's all just cope for the illness you're burdened by. Try not getting psyopped by tiktok next time.

>>76498962 (OP)
Greek yogurt
Cottage cheese
Turkey slices
Raw honey
Macadamia nuts

>>76500182
Not really if you frequent 4chan since fags and retards spam that crap all over the place.

>>76500185
>like a woman.
Repent for being sexist. Convenient beliefs for pieces of shit. Im sorry so all the horrible stuff i did and said i thought is washed away

>>76498968
>she

>>76500317
If you think that’s sexist that’s how I know you aren’t Christian, Muslim, or Jewish. Unless you’re one of those Methodist blasphemers who allow gays into the church and women to preach now.

Looks like your average twink at walmart

>>76500323
Imagine pretending to love jesus while hating your neighbor

>>76500344
Nice try. Gays are sinful and possessed by Satan. You’re one of those “Christians” that wants to live alongside pedophiles and murders huh? You’re not going to fool me masking your cowardice as pacifism

>>76500351
nigga what are u even yapping about

>>76499118
>her

>>76500351
> You’re one of those “Christians” that wants to live alongside pedophiles and murders huh
Well that would be following the example of Christ yes

Stop being fags and post tranners.

>>76500370
Ok now I know you’re trolling

>>76500379
What are you doing on a website full of trannies, degeneracy, hate, negativity, if youre a christian. You loterally seek out a place of sin then complain when you see shit you disagree with

>>76500269
I didn't get psyopped by anyone. If you don't feel the urge to bent over the person in OP's pic you are a low t fag and you will never make it

>>76498962 (OP)
She's a cute wife

>>76498962 (OP)
That's a guy.

>>76498962 (OP)
i wanna crack his ahh w my dih so bad bros

>>76499875
Put oats on a glass container, 200ml water or milk, I use skim, 4 min in the microwave, add a fruit and cinnamon/cacao/whey after for taste

>>76500389
>if you don't fuck men you are low t
>>76500269

>>76500387
He's a repressed queer. He saw someone he was attracted to on the catalog, found out she was trans, and flipped the fuck out. "Lord, forgive him for knows not how much of a fag he is" Filipinos II.

>>76498962 (OP)
eggs
eggs and toast
eggs and bacon
eggs and bacon and toast
eggs and cheese
eggs and tomatoes
eggs and tomatoes and cheese
eggs and tomatoes and cheese and toast
eggs and tomatoes and peppered salami

>>76498962 (OP)
>What do you eat for breakfast, /fit/?
tranny milk

>>76499214
I have a very good friend in Rome called Biggus Dickus

>>76500258
>if you aren't gay you're not a real man
Nigger even the ancient greeks (who were gay as fuck) acknowledged the best relationship was man and woman.

Couple scrambled eggs and some toast with butter.

>>76500485
Nah, you are.

Holy shit I have issues, can't believe I recognized that tranny pornstar (Daisy Taylor)

>>76500913

Please tell me you're having a giggle and taking the fucking piss mate. Tell me you don't actually find that attractive.

>>76499255
I don't believe it, she looks too healthy.

>>76502679
I'm having a giggle and taking the fucking piss. I don't actually find that attractive.

>>76498962 (OP)
When I wake up between 8 and 9am, I don't feel hungry most of the time, but drink a coffee immediately, which supresses my hunger even more I think
around 11am I tend to get hungry, but decide to just wait until I get lunch around 12am
is this bad for my health and killing my gains?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5GN-MOhmaM
listen to him talk damn

>>76503491
I was worried it was the one on the left. Makeup/lighting/filters is a hellava thing.

>>76498962 (OP)
Matcha latte with a cup of whole milk, couple hours later I have a cup of yogurt with 20g almonds, and some dried or fresh berries

>>76499220
I've realized that a huge appeal to that type of content is that most people are still attracted to women but hate them and don't want to jerk off to them or see them pleasured.

>>76498962 (OP)
usually like 3 eggs on toasted bread

>>76503513
you got it backward anon.
weak men want women to say they like them. There is little or none dominatrix transexual porn and the pool of transexual port is dominated by women saying they want it, very overtly. Straight porn is still mostly taboo focused on the woman giving into her desires. See momcest being insanely popular. It goes back a long way, women never want to fuck the pizza guy, but they don't have extra for a tip.

>>76503503
Is the right much better? That fat round face and man voice is disgusting

>>76498962 (OP)
6 eggs sunny side up, 4 pieces of toast with the eggs broken on top of them and OJ.

>>76503211
you right now

>>76500296
they want to be called Turkiye now

>>76498962 (OP)
i dry-swallow my pills and go to work

>>76499255
>damn xhe looks hot
>look xher up
>xhe looks like xhit now

>>76503491
i would bang him multiple times daily for life

>>76498962 (OP)
how would it feel if i hadn't eaten breakfast today, OP?

>>76503892
Huh? I don't understand. You did eat breakfast.

>>76499255
...

>>76503491
Disgusting but I would under the right (wrong) circumstances

How do cats think off food when they wake up It takes me 5-6 Horus every morning to cope with being alive.

>>76498962 (OP)
I cannot find the full version of this video.
The part where Daisy strips and is standing in the kitchen rock fucking hard is so hot it makes me cum.
It's pointing straight up, i mean big fucking hard girl cock.
I got the part of them in bed. But I want the full uncut sequence of Daisy in the kitchen, and Daisy sucking his cock outside then walking away also hard as a fucking rock. Hmu with a link, we'll frot cocks telepathically

>>76498962 (OP)
(She) got fat........

>>76504587
Could lifting save xher?

>>76500171
>ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS ITT WILL BURN IN HELL AFTER A LIFETIME OF SUFFERING.

Yeah that’s some loving Jew god you got there bucko.

>>76498962 (OP)
Usually this.

>>76498962 (OP)
I'd fuck her all day everyday

>>76504737
Same. Daisy would have been perfect if she had an uncut cock. Perfect sized cock and beautiful balls on her. I just wish she had delicious foreskin

>>76498962 (OP)
Cute boy.

2 cups of non fat greek yogurt and 2 rice cakes

>>76498962 (OP)
yo mama's pussy

>>76503771
Kek.

>>76504968
and some fish?

>>76503528
there is a shitton dominatrix tranny porn, never been to kink.com? that shit was popular as hell back in the day.

>>76506035
Degenerate here. Can confirm.

>>76498962 (OP)
Trannies are an optical illusion.
A bimbomaxxed biological woman has a working vagina (more hygenic than a butthole), a similar hypersexual/hyperfemine aesthetic, and slightly less mental illness.

>>76500163
anal sex has increased chance of std because of all the tearing, has nothing do do with cum

>>76498962 (OP)
Those hash browns look like shit. /ck/ checking in

>>76506091
>>76506035
Based.
For me? Yasmin Lee and Vaniity vids from that site

>>76500182
i am watching them

>>76498962 (OP)
Half measuring cup of oats cooked into porridge
Handful of blueberries and a tsp of honey on top
2 boiled eggs

3 egg omelette with spring onions
Bowl of skyr and oatmeal

>>76506118
Why isn’t there more porn of this though? It’s usually just muscle domination / worship. It’s kinda gay.

>>76498962 (OP)
scrambled eggs and sausage.

Banana, cup of greek yogurt, cup of coffee, zyn, then off to work (with a second cup of coffee)

Sometimes I go for a bagel instead of a banana but I haven’t had any sort of appetite in the mornings so I gotta force what little food I eat down.

>>76506186
Based

>>76504587
post pics

>>76498962 (OP)
Wtf I know a chick that literally looks like her twin
Trippy

>>76498991
just make the oatmeal and add the powder after

>>76506932
>her

>>76500182
>I think it would be very weird to know about trans porn stars if I wasn't watching them.
Probably, but not if you browse this website constantly. And you seem confused when the answer is a lot more obvious: the people that recognized her watch tranny porn.

>>76506415
Sauce

>>76498991
33g of oatmeal with a scoop.

>>76508539
Venus Lux and Mia Li

In fact Mia Li is always hot when she’s taking tranny dick.

1/2 cup oatmeal
1 banana
1 tbsp of penut butter (currently omitted because cutting)
5g creatine
2 scoops protein powder
ice cubes and black coffee to taste
Throw it in the blender


Pretty standard I think. I've started peeling and freezing the bananas ahead of time. First so I could stockpile because my shithole rural store isn't reliable but now I like the texture and they're like extra icecubes without watering down the flavor. If you really want a treat, replace the coffee with half a can of monster salted caramel coffee.

>>76506003
Yes. >>76505266

>>76498962 (OP)
greek yogurt
a fruit, usually a tangerine or an apple
if I'm feeling peckish by 10~11 I will eat a big bowl of rice

>>76499388
>the mid 30s heart attack combo

>be me
>201X, not sure what year but troons were still obscure phenomenon and Bailey Jay was still skinny
>be in club with the boys
>drinking, chilling, eventually dancing
>hot chick start grinding on me
>hellyeah.jpg
>we dance for like 30 minutes, grinding, touching, all that shit
>asks me if I want to leave with her, she lives just around the block
>HELLYEAH.png
>"but I have to tell you now, I am not a real girl, is that a problem?"
>brain is clouded by lack of blood which is now centered in my dick
>"yeah yeah, whatever, let's just go"
>as we left the club and I got a good look at her, I start to understand
>pretty, feminine enough and I jacked off to OG shemales all the time, so decide to go through the uncharted territory
>we arrive, >she started to kiss me
>feels weird, remind myself that I have to say no homo afterwards
>I wriggle from >her grip, ask if I can refresh myself
>take a quick shower, when I exit the bathroom I see >her naked on the sofa bed
>not sure if I want to, but my curiosity and desire to coom wins
>I sit down and >she starts to jerk my flaccid dick
>eventually starts licking it and trying to suck it, still being soft
>as I look at >her naked body I realize that I am looking at a man's body
>she gets tired, so she get on all four, bend over and before I know it, I am staring at the abyss
>"whenever you're ready, honey"
>I start to awkwardly rub >her ass, staring at >her dick and balls and jerk my hopelessly flaccid dick
>after what felt like an eternity I get up, say sorry, grab my clothes and bolt out of there, not looking back
That day I learned that I am not gay or bi or whatever, just porn addicted coomer. I stil jack of to tranny porn sometimes despite knowing I wouldn't fuck one irl.
And the worst part is that my friends saw me leaving with >her, calling me tranny fucker to this day.occasionaly

>>76498962 (OP)
6 eggs
2 scoops for 50g pro
6 cups coffee
An orange
A banana
5g creatine in water
Usually another banana before I leave (I'm bulking)

>>76498962 (OP)
Also have spanked out many a cooma to daisy

>>76508895
Still friends with a tranny fucker after all those years. True bros.

>>76508895
>That day I learned that I am not gay or bi or whatever, just porn addicted coomer.

Me too anon me too. Seriously though, I seen this one vid of this 5’ nothing twinky tranny getting cream pied and when the dude pulled out there was blood and cum. I don’t know how anyone can fuck an ass.

>>76508895
>>76508964
That's why you just frot or jerk each other off. It's more hygenic.

>>76507789
No no, I always do that. Vegan protein just fucks it. Clumps and requires way more milk.

>>76498962 (OP)
>sunken soggy pancakes
>bacon not even crispy
>hash baked on the surface raw in the center
>overhard eggs
Who let this incompetent wench in the kitchen? Fucking disgusting.

>>76509866
ah, fair enough, try making the oatmeal with water then, and add milk afterwards so it's not already dried up, overcook the oats a little maybe to soak up more water first

>>76510029
Tried that too. I'm just having oatmeal with a shake on the side. And a red bull ofc.

Oatmeal. Every. Single. Morning.

>>76498962 (OP)
fried eggs and bread
strawberry banana smoothie

>>76498968
It’s a troon bro

>>76508870
20th century aesthetes and detectives lived on cigarettes and coffee but they lived to be centenarians.

fucked another grindr tranny this morning AMA

>>76498962 (OP)
I usually drink 4 raw eggs, and then eat a can of tuna mixed with 3 spoonfuls of peanut butter.
Good protein.

I used to scramble the eggs, but that takes too much time, so now I just drink them raw.

If I have time to cook, Ill make a waffle (ur an idiot if you cant make waffles urself with milk, flour, and baking powder) and scramble a couple eggs with cheese and maybe deli meat. Usually a big waffle to give me a huge amount of carbs for my workout within a couple hours.

If I don't have time to cook, Ill either just have cereal, or a baked good(like cookie or cake) and protein shake depending on how crunched I am for time.

Fuck anyone who says oatmeal. Cereal tastes better in every way and has cheaper carbs/dollar. Sugar is fine in moderate amounts.

>>76499491
Adderall and cigarettes

>>76498962 (OP)
plain cream of wheat (120 calories per serving) and 2 servings keeps me full for a long time. shredded wheat with 1% milk other days.

is that a tranny?