Mom thought food=love, and I didn't know any better. Everyone in my family was big too, so I thought that's just how I was going to be (grew up pre-internet so outside information was limited at best). School was no help either, pushing their food pyramid bullshit and gym teachers using exercise as punishment. I lost the weight as an adult, and I've kept the majority of it off after losing it but I still yo-yo and I'll probably struggle with it forever desu.

>>76518561
>Deadlift
>RDL
>Good Morning
>Hip Thrust
Back feels great
>Try low bar squats
Instant back tweak. Never again.

>be me
>201X, not sure what year but troons were still obscure phenomenon and Bailey Jay was still skinny
>be in club with the boys
>drinking, chilling, eventually dancing
>hot chick start grinding on me
>hellyeah.jpg
>we dance for like 30 minutes, grinding, touching, all that shit
>asks me if I want to leave with her, she lives just around the block
>HELLYEAH.png
>"but I have to tell you now, I am not a real girl, is that a problem?"
>brain is clouded by lack of blood which is now centered in my dick
>"yeah yeah, whatever, let's just go"
>as we left the club and I got a good look at her, I start to understand
>pretty, feminine enough and I jacked off to OG shemales all the time, so decide to go through the uncharted territory
>we arrive, >she started to kiss me
>feels weird, remind myself that I have to say no homo afterwards
>I wriggle from >her grip, ask if I can refresh myself
>take a quick shower, when I exit the bathroom I see >her naked on the sofa bed
>not sure if I want to, but my curiosity and desire to coom wins
>I sit down and >she starts to jerk my flaccid dick
>eventually starts licking it and trying to suck it, still being soft
>as I look at >her naked body I realize that I am looking at a man's body
>she gets tired, so she get on all four, bend over and before I know it, I am staring at the abyss
>"whenever you're ready, honey"
>I start to awkwardly rub >her ass, staring at >her dick and balls and jerk my hopelessly flaccid dick
>after what felt like an eternity I get up, say sorry, grab my clothes and bolt out of there, not looking back
That day I learned that I am not gay or bi or whatever, just porn addicted coomer. I stil jack of to tranny porn sometimes despite knowing I wouldn't fuck one irl.
And the worst part is that my friends saw me leaving with >her, calling me tranny fucker to this day.occasionaly

>>512914129
>be foreveralone khhv
>start journey for self improvement
>jordan peterson, tate bros, etc
>start working out
>get in some shape
>out for a jog on rest day
>see a pair of qt3.14s coming my way
>my time has come
>"sup ladies...b-back that ass up"
>imprisoned on 2 counts of verbal rape

>pull boomerang and triple mushrooms on the last set
>can't mushroom the shortcut because of the boomerang
I hate the new boomerang

>>715212067
>That part in act 2 with the oil/fire slimes that curse any surface they touch, so blessing is useless

>>57979766
I feel ya, I still haven't gotten a Sylveon EX, meanwhile I've got FOUR (4) copies of that fucking shiny Moltres

>Stops giving unique sync moves to seasonal pairs
>Begins releasing "Special Costumes" to increase the number of seasonals
>Stops giving unique sync moves to general 5* pairs
>General 5* pairs get maybe four a year, around anniversary to try and squeeze more gems out of you because your odds of getting spooked on any other banner are extremely low
>Starts doing 1% featured scouts
>Recycles basic characters for limited banners
>Recycled characters don't even get sync pair stories
>Starts doing paid-only limited scouts
>Re-releases better versions of the characters you hoarded for with slightly different outfits
>Increases points to spark to 500
>Doubles the required dupe investment to max Poké Fair characters, makes maxing characters only possible for whales
>Begins spamming highly limited 1% fairs before anniversaries
>Starts doubling up types for these predatory Arc Fairs, there's now no rhyme or reason to how they're released
>Models look good, but the extremely limited presentation ruins cutscenes
>Drags out story arcs over 2-3 years
>Writing is generally milquetoast, generic, boring
>Villain arc shits the bed in the latter half, just things happening, events stop connecting
>Recency bias, Milo and Kabu are Poké Fairs, Ilima is a low effort general scout
>Academy is literally pay and rely heavily on RNG to get a not shit character