Thread 76551773

are zoomers the healthiest generation? will they outlift us all? how do we 30yo boomers survive the zoomer onslaught? is roiding the only chance to stay at the top of the totem pole at the gym?

No, because Zoomies just replaced alcohol with other, even worse drugs.

>>76551773 (OP)
Not with how much adderall and opioids they do.

>>76551773 (OP)
OP, I'm going to disregard your faggot doomer post and instead say: good for zoomers for kicking the fermented jew, genuinely. Every new generation should be stronger and healthier than the last, it's better that way. Hopefully alphoomers will also kick the tobacco jew and vape jew too.

>>76551773 (OP)
>healthiest generation
>they age like shit

>>76551783
>No, because Zoomies just replaced alcohol with other, even worse drugs.
for example? you mean like fentanyl?

>>76551798
i mean those are celebrities, they get raped by XXXX and probably their foreskin and blood stolen every weekend

>>76551798
That's just whites ageing badly

>>76551810
because other races of gamers and speedrunners look great, you had to choose the unhealthiest groups in society

>>76551804
Sure, let me Google that for you.

Gen Z drug use outpaces all other age groups for factors such as prescription benzodiazepine misuse and cocaine use.8,9

Marijuana Use—Almost 13.3 million people aged 18 to 25 reported marijuana use in 2022. Among them, 8.8 million in the 21 to 25 age group reported past year use. Compared to 2021, marijuana use for 21 to 25 year olds increased by almost 1 million people compared in 2022, representing the highest prevalence reported among all NSDUH 5-year age groups.6
Opioid Misuse—While opioid use for the entire 18 to 25 age range increased slightly between 2021 and 2022 (from 1.07 million to 1.12 million), use in the 21 to 25 year old group decreased slightly from 732,000 to 708,000.7
Prescription Benzodiazepine Misuse—Between 2021 and 2022, misuse of prescription benzodiazepines decreased in both the 12 to 17 and 18 to 25 age groups. However, 2022 misuse in the 21 to 25 age group was still higher than all other 5-year NSDUH groupings.8
Cocaine Use—Cocaine use in 2022 among those aged 21 to 25—i.e., 1 million individuals—far surpassed all other NSDUH 5-year groupings.9
Methamphetamine Use—Among those age 21 to 25, only 124,000 people reported meth use in the past year. This figure is lower than all other 5-year NSDUH groupings.10
Inhalant Use—Inhalant use among 12 to 17 year olds is significant, as 554,000 people reported past year use. Within this group, those 12 to 13 and 14 to 15 reported the most use at 185,00 and 208,000, respectively.11

>>76551773 (OP)
aren't they the retards who were eating tidepods to get high

>>76551819
>prescription benzodiazepine misuse
cocaine is based, but benzos seem really fucked up

>>76551804
mostly vapes

>>76551807
so you don't know any zoomer girls irl. most of them look 10+ years older than they are

>>76551773 (OP)
>Weed
>Vapes
>Poor
>Longevity-brained
>Muslim%

All will be factors

>>76551822
no that was us millennials

>>76551773 (OP)
Caucasians have been drinking alcohol since 6000 BC.
White people are adept at consuming alcohol. So, lower alcohol consumption will not increase your lifespan.

>>76551908
most zoomers are brown, the battle is lost

>healthiest generation
>water with chemicals and estradiol from women on birth control pissing into it
>food with chemicals killing test
>clothing with chemicals killing test
>detergents and hygiene products with chemicals killing test
>microplastics killing test
>offspring of weak spineless cucked generations like boomers/gen-xers (it's confirmed by research that endocrine disruptors can get progressively worse in each new generation potentially leading to an infertile generation of men)
>m-must be the alcohol or something
unc are you retarded?

>>76551783
fpbp

I just realized that zoomers don't drink alcohol because they are all medicated with shit that can't be combined with alcohol

>>76551783
Better drugs*

>>76551783
nothing is worse than alcohol, literally

>>76552057
And that's a good thing. Alcohol was the boomer's answer to everything. Depression? Alcohol. Social anxiety? Alcohol. Boring family gathering? Alcohol.

All me btw

A lot of it is about DUI hysteria. As a millenial growing up, a DUI was seen in the same vein as a speeding ticket. Almost a comical thing and certainly not a serious crime. For the zoomers, a DUI is seen as a very serious crime and indicator that a person is "unhinged" or whatever. So naturally they have to pay 60 dollars to uber to a fro to go get drunk. Plus drinks are like 4x the cost that they were when millenials were in their early 20s. All this combines to make drinking unaffordable for many a zoomoid.

But I don't think money is even primary. The main factor is that the generation just has more shut-ins than prior generations.

>>76552081
>Meds was the zoomer's answer to everything. Depression? Meds. Social anxiety? Meds. Boring family gathering? Meds.

>>76552087
Yes, each generation has similar problems. It's a good thing that we evolved and found better solutions that are backed up by science.

>>76551773 (OP)
Alcohol is a social drug, if you go out and don't drink you're a faggot. However, zoomers don't go clubbing or anything, they just sit at home and watch other people live their live

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41599-025-05503-6

>>76552072
Look at your graph a little closer.

>>76552096
this has to be trolling lmao. Alcohol has thousands of years of use with humans and we know literally every effect of it in minute detail. Your science based shit is only like 30 years old and we have no idea bout all of the long term consequences.

Benzos basically have the same exact mechanism of action as alcohol except they are just far more dangerous and addictive. Probably because we don't have thousands of years of evolutionary tolerance built up. I do believe that people have evolved to drink alcohol, at least those from civilizations that traditionally had it.

>>76552112
>we know literally every effect of it in minute detail
and the effects aren't good

>>76552116
I find them very acceptable. Especially because I only drink a couple times a month

>>76552083
zoomers don't have cars thoughbeit

>>76551798
Sabrina is cute af, she just slaps on retarded pornstar whore makeup on herself constantly.

>>76551773 (OP)
You're not posting "zoomers" you're posting "paid during 2015-2025.

Also
>Pay quintuple the cost of juice
>Behave offensively, causing you to become criminal for saying "no, I don't want that" which triggers someone else (fats/minorities/women)
lol, no

>>76551783
I've heard meth is making a comeback

>>76552116
blah blah blah

>>76551810
>gamers
>shit diet
>no physical activity
>no sun exposure
many such cases

>>76551773 (OP)
nah we just got new stuffs

>>76551783
>I wish for the next generation to drink less alchohol
>Monkey's Paw curls

>>76552072
>Has to add harm to others otherwise alchohol would be in 4th place behind Meth.

>>76552072
Highest Damage to others:Damage to self ratio makes it the best drug

>>76552233
>feeling proud about beating meth

>>76552193
Too drunk to read?

>>76552239
based, the weak should fear the shitfaced strong

>>76551783
>>76551773 (OP)
dont they all just do zyn ?

>>76552072
So I'm really expected to believe meth doesn't cause crime and has no community or family impacts?

>>76552261
meth: the thinking man's drug

>>76552261
Maybe the meth culture is different in the UK? lol

>>76552116
>WHO
Might as well ask Scientology.

>>76551773 (OP)
Boomers = generation of drunkards.

>>76552363
sandnigger detected
I hope ICE tortures you

>>76552233
Is this supposed to imply alcohol isn’t bad? Or that meth is good?

>>76552266
>>76552272
Meth is mostly used by gays to have really gross long and intense sex sessions or terminally online people that want to experiment with stimulants

>>76552369
Seethe alchie.

>>76552396
or people driving cool columns of tanks

>>76552396
that and ketamine are the faggot drugs

>>76552590
All drugs are faggot drugs

>>76551773 (OP)
You need to let it go after 30. I literally don’t even think about young men’s existence. Like it’s a competition with myself to just stay healthy.

>>76551773 (OP)
Because half of them aren't even old enough to drink yet?

>>76551773 (OP)
This chart makes me want to drink
>>76552072
This chart makes me want cocaine

>>76551804
Adderall
>>76551845
Tide Pod Challenge was in 2018

>>76552083
>As a millenial growing up, a DUI was seen in the same vein as a speeding ticket.

Bullshit. DUIs haven't been "a speeding ticket" since like the 70s.

>>76552083
Bro MADD is millenialcore, the DUI penalties were being increased systematically when I was growing up due to their lobbying

The last time you could drink and drive and it was no big deal anywhere in North America is like the 80s

>>76551773 (OP)
this is because in the past 20 years the cost of living has tripled and wages are still the same. Why? Government hates us and wants us dead or enslaved, and to a lesser extent the older generations too.

>>76551773 (OP)
boomers are in their 70's and most could still beat the average zoomer.

Zoomers get high on brain rot - weed and tiktok

>>76552881
>>76553130
I am not saying they didn't have a bigger punishment than speeding. Im saying they were SEEN in the same light. An unserious crime where the person who got it was kind of a victim and the cop was the asshole. The attitude really is not like that anymore.

>>76553572
>t. coping boomboom

>>76553616
As a millenial it was driven into my skull that drinking and driving was on the same tier as degenerate as being a child molester or murderer

>>76553651
ah I guess its just regional/cultural. I grew up in a more rural place. I rember getting online when halo 2 came out and meeting kids who freaked out when I said nigger and being amazed that such fags existed.

>>76553651
As a zoomer it was driven into my skull that talking to women was on the same tier as degenerate as being a child molester or drunk driver

acidbros ww@
Been over a year since my last trip
would like to go on another

>>76553672
thats fucked bro. You got to break the programming

after my 2nd DUI I learned that DUI's are not a speeding ticket and will fuck your life up.

>>76553719
victimless crime bro don't let them make you feel guilty

they replaced alcohol with inhaling nicotine 24/7 arguably worse since the sides build up slowly over time unlike alcohol which causes immediate decriments as well as gradual erosion

>>76551773 (OP)
I am a '99 zoomer
I would much rather have a night in with the boys smoking weed (maybe a beer or two) and playing vidya than going to a bar or a club. I have a gf of 4 years so I'm not trying to meet anyone.
Thank you for reading my gay blog post.
>>76553674
I loved phsycs but I got hppd a few years back so I can't trip anymore :(

>>76552083
Went to a concert last weekend and two craft tallboys was $36.02.
They are 2 for $5 on sale at the Meijer less than 20 minutes away.
>>76552135
Can you get booze delivered through Doordash or Uber Eats?

>>76553752
Until you kill someone.

>>76552881
>>76553130
My parents would tell stories about how getting pulled over, drunk, underage with open intox the cops would just make them pour it out or confiscate it.
And this is back when there were no airbags, no stability control, shit headlights, shit tires and no antilock were still a premium feature.

Alcohol fucking sucks. Everything about it fucking sucks. The buzz sucks, the hangover sucks, the tissue damage sucks. It's fucking poison.

Other substances are "controlled substances" specifically because they're better than alcohol is every conceivable way, but monumentally less profitable to monetize. Marijuana is exceedingly easy to grow. Shrooms are exceedingly easy to grow.

>>76554414
Correct except the buzz. Alcohol is the best mental effect outside of shit like heroin or meth, which are only slightly worse, as far as likelihood of rapid personal decline and certainly social stigma

>>76551773 (OP)
i have not met a single zoomer who isn't constantly sucking on a vape, hopelessly addicted to THC, packing a zyn into their lip, or been on at least one SSRI/adderall since they were 10.

>>76554414
Marijuana sucks and there is a lot that is enhanced on alcohol and impossible on shrooms.
I do enjoy the occasional trip though.
Got addicted to nitrous for a bit too.

>>76552102
This pretty much.
>generation with the least social life
>don't use the most social drug

>>76552112
>>76552116
Alcohol and benzos are some of the only drugs with potentially fatal withdrawls.

>>76551773 (OP)
They entered adulthood after Tinder, the social contract was rewritten so alcohol is not needed anymore since women can just find Chad using an app rather than having regretful sex. Alcohol was a means of bargaining with the female filter.

Say what you will about Gen Z but they have a low tolerance for false pretenses since all the social rituals have been eroded. Honestly, good for them, killing your liver should have never been fashionable.

>>76551976
Based truth see-er
Male taints are longer than female taints and in the last 70 years that have been progressively been not the case with the rise of microplastics. Not toilets. Microplastics.
Do as much as you can to avoid this shit and you might be half of the man that got sent to WW2. Half.

>>76554414
alcohol, tobacco, and cocaine are objectively the best drugs and complement each other

>>76554471
also there's cameras everywhere, so if you are stupid in public now you get to go viral in front millions of strangers and be recorded forever for the history of humanity as a living fool

>>76551773 (OP)
>zoomers aren't drinking enough
Found out why da yah zoom zoom zooms are aging like technitium isotopes...
>Exogenous ethanol induces a metabolic switch that prolongs the survival of Caenorhabditis elegans dauer larva and enhances its resistance to desiccation
>https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/acel.13214

>>76552072
>2010 survey
>UK (irrelevant country)
Meth need to be far higher up
especially in harm to others
the worst crims in prison with meth head

>>76551798
americas and brits look bad

>>76551798
Why can't zoomers age gracefully like us millennial chads?

>>76554956
Being almost as old without any Chud lines, I'm embarrassed that a millennialchad could let himself go with such poor collagen skills.

>>76553572
Worked out well for Mike Tyson didn’t it

>>76551773 (OP)
alcohol is a social drug. Gen Z is the least social generation out of them all

>>76555027
>Being almost as old without any Chud lines
No pics though, right? Just trust me bro.

>>76552072
>alcohol is one drug white men love
>IT IS BAD THEN METH TRUST ME BROOO

>>76554414
>The buzz sucks

This has to be genetic/hardwired. I think weed high sucks.Just slow, tired, sometimes confused?

But alcohol buzz? That is like the best feeling in the world. Everything is brigther, everything is interesting. It relaxes AND excites me at the same time. I can use to while gaming or I can use it at social gathers. It just knows what to do. The only reason I drink as little as I do nowadays, is because Im afraid of how much I love it.

First thing you have to understand is that zoomers are split in half. The late half and early half, the cut off point is around 04-05. The late ones (zillenials) are a lot closer to millenials and are the ones drinking, smoked cigs and are working FT jobs right now.
Now the zoomers past 04 I dont even see them as fully human, their like robots without any light in their eyes. A lot of them dont drink, dont smoke, dont even drive or have jobs. And none of this is done as a "political stance" or by choice. These people just have no life or passion within them to do anything BUT sit on discord and talk to their friends while they play gacha shit. Theyre all virgins too and not because of autism or anxiety to talk to girls, but because they see no point in it. Theyre the laziest gen ive ever seen and as theyre finishing their bachelors now and entering the work force, these people have ZERO understanding on how the real world works. I've even interviewed one where their MOM sat next to them on teams and SHE was doing all the talking. He barely looked up and when he did, no light at all.

>>76555118
what happened in new hampshire?

>>76555938
I can't wait to see what kind of societies we have once we ditch alcohol

>>76555944
I think someone explained that out-of-state buyers drive it up like crazy. Maybe massholes wanting tax-free alcohol.

People like craft beer around here but that's not enough to explain it.

I've lived in the Washington DC area and in New England and they drink way more around DC compared to NE.

>>76554440
I took this niggas house, lmao

>>76555946
We won't. You think Zoomers aren't drinking because they're smart. No, It's because they're scared and conditioned, they're the beautiful ones from the mouse utopia. They aren't drinking, they aren't going out, aren't fucking, working etc They're covid kids. Besides, some of them have actually come round
https://nypost.com/2025/07/04/lifestyle/gen-z-is-consuming-more-booze/

>>76555946
You could look at the middle east to find out.

>>76555966
dropping alcohol isn't going to end all human conflict, it's just going to make it so I don't have to worry about a drunk driver killing me or going bald from poison ingestion

>>76555027
>>76555058
I also have no nasolabial folds and am in my mid 30s. My under eye area reveals my age unfortunately but if I wear sunglasses I could pass for pretty much any post pueberty age.

>>76551810
Zoomers all blame white people as always,y et blacks and asians have the same problems: Looking 50-60 in their 20s.

>>76555996
I need to include Ken Carson at 23-24 here lmao.

>>76555996
Whoever made this compilation is complete mentally ill loser

>>76555976
You're scared and conditioned. The low testosterone product of too much comfort and safety. Just get behind the wheel and boof a handle already you fucktard

>>76556855
How about you get your drivers license first, kiddo, then we can talk about real life.

>>76556023
He looks like a slightly less gay Tyler Perry

>>76552072
Meth heads steal shit constantly wtf is this fake and gay chart.

>>76551783
Other drugs literally suck, my nephew acts like hes fucked up 5 minutes after taking what id guess is acetaminophen and benadryl and calls me lame for not doing coke like a loose college girl.

>>76555118
They must mean gallons of pure alcohol. I could easily drink 54 beers in 4 day weekend. Thats's 5 gallons.
Otherwise 5 gallons of beer annually averages to one 12 ounce can per week and one extra for your birthday.

>>76551773 (OP)
broke ass losers

>>76551773 (OP)
Poor bastards can't afford alcohol.

>>76555996
>>76556029
I like the autism that goes into these.
I was making a collage of mass shooters for a few years after seeing someone make a few.

>are zoomers the healthiest generation?
They're literally the most overweight generation yet. Zoomers cannot drink alcohol because they all have fatty liver disease from spending their entire childhood eating very unhealthy. If zoomers drank alcohol, they'd be dead in less than 5 years.

>>76551773 (OP)
zoomers just don't have any IRL friends to drink with, they just take drugs and watch tiktok alone

>>76557860
and that is why the zoomers that do drink all look like 40 year olds

>>76552072
I don't care about harm to others so I'll keep consuming alcohol. Not too much though since it kills gains.

>>76557860
As a zoomer I've been drinking since 14. I'm now 21 with no signs of liver disease yet.

>>76551773 (OP)
>healthy
lmfao
They might not be drinking much, but they make up for it with benzos, opiates, weed, prescriptions, caffeine, porn, subsciption services, lack of human contact etc...

>>76551773 (OP)
on this board, tiktok, and ig, it seems like everyone is fit, but I have an afk life too and I hardly see fit people, even at clubs and stuff. maybe in some place like miami or LA people are more fit in general but I just dont see it.

>>76558279
The only place I noticed zoomers being healthier is at anime conventions. Where you used to have hamplanet millenials and unfortunate looking gen Xers littering the joint, now you have reasonably fit zoomers walking around. Outside of that I think the distribution's normal, as it always is.

>>76558279
Even everyone on 4chan seems to have a warped sense of reality, they seem to base everything off dating apps.
There was that article about a guy swiping two million times on an app.
Most of those accounts are bots or whores trying to sell something. Not to mention it's unrealistic to match with many people outside of a 20 mile radius.

>>76552072
You know, you make a great argument for legalizing cocaine and meth since alcohol isn't even that bad.

>>76558318
hm this is interesting. I used to go to a lot of cons pre-2020, havent been to any since. has the change been since then? wonder why that is.. maybe neets having more time to work out?
>>76558359
yea the warped sense of reality is crazy. I get the same way sometimes and feel like everyone is some top level engineer or scientist like on google mailing lists or on maths stackexchange, then I interact with normies who dont even know what an oil change is or how even rudimentary tech works, or who dont know what eccentric lifts vs concentric is, and I realize how different the internet is than IRL.

>>76554414
i dont buy alcohol just for myself, only when i go out so really i only end up drinking occasionally, but nothing beats a shot and a beer plus a few cocktails

>>76551841
80% of being ugly is due to bad health, which is due to bad diet, and jewz trying to poison the goyims and the food supply and childhood vaccines

They have perfected their poisoning systems over the years, so boomers were not poisoned as bad as millenials, but zoomers got poisoned the worst of all. Also the decline of health (which causes ugliness) is passed down to the kids, so they progressively get more ugly, mentally ill, low T and infertile.

>>76558530
>has the change been since then?
pretty much. I'd chalk it up to all the new nerds seeing the nerds of yore and going "nah, I'm not going to let myself become that". That's what happened with me anyways

>>76558318
>The only place I noticed zoomers being healthier is at anime conventions. Where you used to have hamplanet millenials and unfortunate looking gen Xers littering the joint, now you have reasonably fit zoomers walking around. Outside of that I think the distribution's normal, as it always is.
maybe because anime is higher status now? in the millennial age anime was only for losers, and specially dressing up, so attractive millennial people wouldn't join, but doesn't mean there are more healthier zoomers in general

>>76558398
All drugs should be legal. Fuck the nanny state.

>>76551773 (OP)
it's because of all these fucking alcohol taxes.

Alcohol used to be cheap and plentiful - governments are trying to kill it for many reasons.

>>76551773 (OP)
Gen X drinks more than Millennials because there are less of them but they generate almost the same amount of sales.

>>76559626
I used to think this way but I'm starting to drift in the opposite direction. It'd be one thing if drugs were only harmful to the users, but drug use has wider societal implications, from the low level of family units having to deal with addicts up to the societal level where healthcare taxes are now caught up in Gary the alcoholic getting his scam rehab paid for just so that he can relapse and run someone over in a DUI before his liver failing and him getting stuck in a hospital using up resources that could have been used on people who were sick through no fault of their own.

>>76559806
>Gary the alcoholic getting his scam rehab paid for
I feel pretty opposite to you about this. I think if you were to do some calculation on ROI for welfare shit, paying for alcoholics to be able to not die from withdraws is going to be pretty huge. I know I would just never quit drinking if I thought I would die from trying. Even if its a scam in 95% of cases. Those 5% of kids who will grow up with a dad who is not an alcoholic and shit is going to produce a lot of social good. Way better than giving bonequesha food stamps in order to buy fried meats and corn syrup products.

The real scam of it is just medical billing in general being a fucking a joke and the government being retarded, and malpractice lawyers fucking everyone in the ass at all times.

>>76552261
It's probably like coffee on steroids.

>>76559626
Man this is a tough one. My heart wants to agree with you. I think this attitude is consistent with the founding principles of america. I think america is unique and is probably the only country where it would make sense to have no restrictions on drugs.

But its also easy to imagine that they could produce drugs that are so good and addictive and life ruining that it causes untold suffering for millions of people and at some point its just untenable to allow it.

>>76552102
There are no clubs in first place

>>76559781
governments are not trying to kill it, they know people are addicted as fuck and are just proffiting off it. when new generations stop drinking because it's too expensive to get addicted to in the first place they'll make it cheaper to obtain, meanwhile we're stuck with funding private jet flights for politicians every time we drink

>>76551773 (OP)
Aren't a lot of them still too young to drink?

>>76551773 (OP)
Gen Z is the first generation in history to voluntarily become NPCs. They’re huffing pumpkin spice-flavored battery acid out of a USB stick, addicted to gas station weed, listening to Joe Rogan troons mumble about their feelings on a podcast recorded in a Subaru. These dudes can’t make eye contact with women unless it's through a ring light. They’re swiping right on girls that are so big that they can have their own zip code, while simultaneously voting for a diaper-wearing, Epstein-pal pedophile because ‘Ice Cream man made egg prices go up.'
Unemployment for male zoomers? Sky high. Male Zoomers are NEETs in anime hoodies begging their ex for gas money while she’s getting clapped by a 34-year-old with a Roth IRA and a functioning spine. You lost. She’s dating up the timeline because you’re dating down the food chain. Millennial guys are snatching your girls because they can actually talk without stuttering. Seethe. Cope. Vape harder, losers

>>76552057
also only half of their generation is of drinking age

>>76551773 (OP)
Alcohol is down and exercise is up, but mental health problems and stress levels are most likely up. Stress can arguably be worse for your health over the long term than a bit of booze, so it's a toss up.