>>76551773
>zoomers aren't drinking enough
Found out why da yah zoom zoom zooms are aging like technitium isotopes...
>Exogenous ethanol induces a metabolic switch that prolongs the survival of Caenorhabditis elegans dauer larva and enhances its resistance to desiccation
>https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/acel.13214

>>76531142
He prefer road bike or mountain bike?

>>213689223
>OMG MY FETISH IS HUMILAITION LOOK AT ME IM SOO HUMILAITED BY ACTING LIKE A RETARD

>>82099715
Topkek, this so much

idk if this is original or not but im turning 20 like literally next month and my life is going literally nowhere and i can see myself becoming a robot and its kinda scary desu. room is always a mess but i never care enough to pick up after myself is there a way to fix myself before its too late? i hate to type this whole sob story but my dads health is super bad i just dont wanna end up being a disappointment when he passes

>>1534626
Op here, this shit is hilarious lol

>>60669871

>Have grandpa leave USB-C with crypto on in some random dumpster (you know where it is)

>Some random piece of paper has 12 words on it (his seed phrase)

>You magically discover this by coincidence

>Don't have to pay taxes because its not profit YOU made

yfw

>>76391955
>feminize hair and skin
>masculinize bone and muscle
literally all the other trooning strats have it wrong

>>715333693
is a man

Little Timmy....
As you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortably as you can be...
*FBI WALKS IN*
>IT'S STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING !!!!!

>>211620588
lol lmao i made you get a webm lol hahaha you got trolled on