Thread 76553618

This garlic junior lookin ass is now completely bogged and proud of it
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vGHVl_iwrHU

why does he look like he got botox + lip filler

>>76553686
Because he got both and wants more

>>76553618 (OP)
Typical insecure roidtranny

>>76553618 (OP)
>Wants to break ribs, and surgically implant a corset to have an incredibly tiny waist.
He really is a body-dysmorphic teenage girl deep down, isn't he?

>>76553716
i think at the very least he wants to be an aesthetic ottermode prettyboy like link

i cant fault him for that since I wouldnt want to look like him either (bald hairy roid golem) but nobody made him take steroids and get super fat

not to mention he is the one keeping himself fat anyway

>>76553732
His looks are beyond fixing, neither god nor plastic surgery can save him and he's old enough to know that

>>76553618 (OP)
Holy kek this guy is 41. Could've sworn he'd be late 40s at least

>>76553764
steroids bro

>>76553618 (OP)
Science based boggin

>>76553764
thats crazy

Now he looks like an eastern europeans 40euro whore. If he wasn't making a shit ton of money from the immbiciles who watch him, I would assume he is gay for pay. But prbbly just picks up bbc in a sauna for his wife and himsef.

>>76553934
His chinkoid wife definitely cucks him with BBC in a femdom setting

>>76553988
Id bone her with my BWC

>>76553988
No offense but is she wearing a collar or wtf is that?

Why does he even use the "I bulked too far when I was young and can never look good if I cut down and need surgery" cope? We've seen him get peeled once after he was fat, and he had no excess skin or fat cells, and he uses this pic in every thumbnail so it's not like he forgot.

No amount of lifting metal up and down will make up for being a bald manlet jew

Yikes. In that clip he's talking about surgery for his love handles and completely ignoring whatever the fuck he did to his face

He looks like that bald manlet WWE wrestler now.

>>76553988
Reminder that Mike roidtrannied and ozempigged his own wife kek.

>>76554057
He had a lot of excess skin. That's not the reason he failed to get a pro card. He's just dogshit at the one thing he claims to be good at and has zero willpower.

>>76554154
>He had a lot of excess skin.
But I posted a picture where he looks decently lean with no excess skin? And that picture was taken AFTER he was fat?

I like how that rich chad jew doctor pretends to be concerned about him when internally he's gloating not to be a dysgenic freak like him

>>76554232
he's on the same level with that weak jaw

>>76553732
>he wants to be an aesthetic ottermode prettyboy like link
no, he specifically wants to be huge but also have top 1% genetics (which he clearly doesnt), so he's coping with how he's very much past his prime and has failed at every single goal he set for himself

>>76553988
>those legs
yeah im going for it

>>76554114
i just hope this is just the retarded ai filter shit youtube is doing and not how his actual face looks

>>76554234
he literally won awards for his looks, the ideals /fit/ has for attractiveness/genetically "good" features are completely detached from reality

>>76553618 (OP)
Please tell that was an AI video.

>>76553842
That is a rough 32

>>76553618 (OP)
Y'all just jealous that he's stronger than you

>>76553618 (OP)
Hes not going to look good no matter what

>>76554232
You are mentally ill anon. You try to perceive what the doctor is feeling internally, but you are not seeing what the doctor is actually thinking and feeling. Instead you make assumptions about what he feels and thinks based on how you see and feel things. And the way that you see and feel things are a lot different then how others do it. You think its all negative judgments because that is how you think. That is perhaps how you think about your self. That is perhaps how you think other's think about you. Or that is how you think about others so you think others must think that way as well. Basically you are mentally ill and you should probably get off sites like this because they increase and boost the side of you that is like that.


>>76554057
His physique is honestly not that bad. People are way to hard on him.

>>76553732
his frame is permanently fucked he will never look lean or svelte or lithe or graceful ever regardless of his body fat

>>76554312
>His physique is honestly not that bad. People are way to hard on him.
They also don't realize how functional and athletic his build is

>>76554315
Doesn't matter, strong af

>>76554205
he has excess skin around his lower abdomen there and it would be really noticeable in motion on a stage I think

>>76554317
you are such a retard for getting baited with this shit. Mike is laughing at you for posting this while money rolls in to his account

>>76554339
How much money does it take to buy a beautiful body?

this nigga going full borg no ganic

>>76554234
>>76554312
Sure buddy

>>76553618 (OP)
>he's going to get many more surgeries
>he's convinced that his love handles are just water and not fat
>he's convinced that his belly is a genetically lax abdominal wall and training it won't help
>he's going to get his organs packed in and have a plastic fake ab wall inserted around his abdomen
>he's going to get his lower ribs broken and reshaped for a v taper
What the fuck
He's gone insane

>>76553618 (OP)
I blame him hanging out with Bryan Johnson too much. They're literally turning into the 2020s Bogdanoffs and getting surgery-addicted like Michael f'n Jackson... who f'n died of CPAP skill issues high on surgical anesthetics.

Surgery should be reserved pretty much for shit like weird moles suspected of melanoma like >>76554047 or some other serious deformity with potential systemic health implications. Most of your run-of-the-mill skin issues are better managed with some combination of photodynamic-, chemo-/enzyme-, and cryo-therapies which can ultimately leave you with 0 scarring and remove existing scars.

>>76553732
Damn, I wanna look like that

You gents have him down pretty well, sad to see since he at least seems like a genuine guy. I don't know how good his lifting advice is, but his middle school self depreciating humor is always good for a cheap smirk or two. He's bogged, he's mentally ill, he's the same as a duck chopping tranny at this point at least mentally. I hope he wakes up before he finds himself dead from roid trannying.

>>76554114
I thinks he looks better, kinda like handsome Squidward

>>76554295
>roiding for low hanging fruit
Even he knows it, which is why he's deeply unsatisfied with himself.

>>76554757
Lots of lulz to be had

>>76554798

You know what, I see it too. It's a bit of an endearing look. Heck, maybe he was aiming for "beautiful man" instead of "handsome". I doubt many women would find it attractive, but being a roid tranny is a massive turn off to most anyway.

>>76553618 (OP)
Guy is completely losing it and is talking like a 16-19yo giga insecure girl.

>>76554242
He has a phd and I think still a position at an uni (unsure). He shouldve dropped the bodybuilding physique shit 10 years ago and lift natty. I think he would have looked better that way. Also shaving his bodyhair + fixing his baldness would do a lot.

I think the Youtube fame got to Mike's head. Compare now, where he's full of hubris and resentment toward other people, to older videos when he was just a plain spoken autist and the difference is night and day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoKlyYzK5n0

>>76553618 (OP)
LMAO MIKE LOOKS LIKE A PEDOPHILE RAPIST

>>76553988
What the actual fuck. Is this woman 4'5"?

>>76553618 (OP)
HE LOOKS LIKE FRIEZA LOL.

>>76553618 (OP)
DR MIKE LOOKS LIKE FRIEZA LOL

>>76554114
>>76553618 (OP)
Wait, i thought someone used a gay filter on him as a meme. Did he really do this to himself? Im not poisoning my yt feed with OPs link

>>76553618 (OP)
LMAO MIKE LOOKS LIKE FRIEZA

>>76553618 (OP)
>>76553732
That fatso can't keep the diet together to look like >>76554057 so he tried to fix it with surgery

>>76554232
Thats a "if you only knew how bad things really are" face if i ever saw one

>>76553618 (OP)
the eyes chico they don't lie
dude got one shotted by chatgpt and it's probably telling him to do all the weird things he's repressed in his life.

>>76554317
>>76554319
Fuck off, mike

>>76554810
Dude, you cannot be a cute "beautiful" man as a roid monster, that looks fucking retarded. His normal face perfectly fits the dirty rapist uncle type that goes well with roiders. Most pretty boys that women worship on social media arent cute either, they can be handsome, but never babyfaced, they always have some masculine trait that defines them as an actual man.

KEEEEEEEEEEK

>>76554295
He married a woman with down syndrome? What do they have in common with the big difference in IQ?

>>76554810
He was aiming for handsome and ended up looking zesty

>>76553618 (OP)
Holy fuck Jews are the most neurotic, mentally ill people on this planet…

>>76555395
He's just white though just like the rest of western jews

>>76555498
Funny, he don't look Euro to me at all. Like AT ALL.

>>76555498
He's of Russian origin

>>76553988
she's looking pretty good, I guess the cheat code for ugly guys is to marry obese girls and then get them kinda fit later

>>76555517
85% of people in america who say their family came from the soviet union are actually russian jews

>>76555531
I know he's a Jew but he's slavic, not white

>>76554347
Clearly more than he has

>>76554799
He's said in the past he's not sexually attracted to her and married her because she's a strong asset for his career

>>76554865
4'11, 230 pounds according to his Peter Attia interview

>>76554234
Giga cope.

>>76553988
At least Mike had sex, that's more you can say **cel, cope and seethe

>>76555554
Fuck, what a cursed physique for so much effort and life shortening roids. Grim. It's weird how Israetel has this ugly aura around him that everyone who is around him, even dudes who are jacked and lean, look ugly and unappealing.

>>76553618 (OP)
>>76553732
I don't understand why you would still care that much about your looks when you're married. I'm young and dumb tho

>>76555586
What's funnier is if you watch the interview the OP references, he starts it by saying he's written a rough draft of the definitive book on how to exercise to get the absolute most aesthetic body and he looks like this

>>76553618 (OP)
>dr med mikes expression in this
Lmao

>>76554757
Mike Isratel always gave off psycho vibes.

>>76553691
we should encourage him

>>76554757
>when genetics is destiny goes to far

Jews have a very unique lifecycle. Their larvae can pass for human through aggressive mimicry but then they eventually pupate and their adult form is always hideous.

>>76553618 (OP)
The Garlic Junior music is SO fucking good. The Dead Zone and Demon Mist are the cream of the crop of psychedelic rock. People cream over Pink Floyd but they WISH they could do what the people at Faulconer Studios did (Faulconer himself probably only did 20-25% of the work).

Chris Christodolou is in the same vein, fucking grandmaster.

>>76553618 (OP)
>getting your ribs broken and a polymer corset surgically installed to have a smaller waist
What a fucking freak. This dude can't even run around the block without getting gassed. Maybe put the needle down and focus on that aspect of fitness for a bit.

>>76554791
Same. What do?

There's something poetic and funny that even when being a "fit" influencer, a jew hates physical labor so fucking much he takes every single fucking shortcut possible, from roids, to liposuction and plastic surgery, all to avoid working hard for his physique.

>>76556268
I'm in the middle of some heavy rows
wtf anon i need to coom now

>>76553716
the procedure he's describing sounds crazy, surgical sheath, breaking ribs, I didn't get what he wants to do to his rectus abdominus.
Seems like it's only a matter of time until he turns into a cosmetic surgery victim, he's been married for how long and is still chasing the dragon. Don't do roids kids.

>>76556367
Problem is that he's rich enough to do it all. Instead of just paying whores for sex

>>76553618 (OP)
the bodybuilder dr. mike is just retarded about certain things and clearly has some weird body dysmorphia, although he is clearly not completely uneducated

the 'handsome' dr. mike is definitely state sponsored media (a lot of youth-facing media is). he went big on the covid shit and then he started teasing some content about the government lies during COVID. apparently other podcasters are trying to talk to him about it and he denies anything where he feels like he would be challenged.

also he's a fake moralist about the COVID shit anyways because he was caught partying without a mask (I think on a literal yacht). everyone is fake on social media.

>>76556518
>the 'handsome' dr. mike is definitely state sponsored media
He's just a doctor. Doctors aren't intellectuals or anything like this because they just don't have the time to. I don't need or expect someone who works at a hospital to be based.

>>76553618 (OP)
Who's laughing now, Goyim?

>>76555554
Atleast post the unedited pic. Im calling it now, Matt Crocc or whatever 2.0 . He will be a tranny very soon, but a muscle tranny like Matt Crocc or whatever that tranny is called.

He finally likes what he sees, bodydismorphia bros...its over

>>76553842
>jewish
>money tattoo
can't make this shit up lmao

>>76556602
Vs The grimace of disgust. He finally looks happy.

>>76553618 (OP)
This is crazy. I already knew he was kind of a nut but this is actually next level. He’s going to suffer for the next few years simultaneously roiding and bogging himself into absolute oblivion so he can look like a different kind of weird freak for the last few years of his life before dying in his mid 50s. Legitimately feel bad for his family.

He try all he wants but he will always end up being the guy who started kyknet and ends humanity

>>76555549
somebody in a free country please add this picture into the wikipedia article https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_male_menstruation as an example of a Jew collecting his menstrual blood for use in blood sacrifice rituals

>>76555498
Ashkenazi Jews are mostly a mix of middle-eastern males and northern Italian females, with sprinkles of other European ethnicities and some Turkic/Khazar DNA

>Don't drink raw milk it's bad for you
>Do drink canola oil, inject anabolics, get mutilated by surgeons and have a plastic girdle inserted into your abdomen
Fitness

IT'S MOTHERFUCKING FINALLY UP!!!!! Gerg Doucette calling Dr. Mike out for dunking on Turkroacherone:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JHOGAFiSdg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JHOGAFiSdg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JHOGAFiSdg

>>76553618 (OP)
he has a genetic issue with having lots of visceral fat between his organs in the abominal region. makes complete sense what he's doing

>>76557961
Dr. Mike, there are all kinds of deranged China small molecules you can find to burn that fat if you actually opened up PubMed some day instead of begging Dr. Boggington for another rib lift.

>>76556566
>>76556602
>>76556613

>>76555554

This is such a crazy thing to say about your wife on a fucking podcast of all places.

>>76557961
It doesn't make sense, why would you get surgery to "fix" something that doesn't cause you any issues at all? His livelihood isn't body building competitions, it's making youtube videos.
Then again I always wondered why he didn't at least try to come off steroids even through he knew of the side effects. There's even a video where he talks about how they are giving him really strong anxiety, so it's not just some nebulous increased chance of heart attack for him.

>>76555554
Lenny might be gone, but the Curse persists

>>76555619
To be fair, you can just do the exact opposite of his recommendation, and probably get a pretty decent physique. So in a sense, his book WILL get you a good-looking body

>>76559622
My guy