Thread 76588990

What are you doing to keep your manhood /fit/?

Definifely not doing quack extender machines retard

Kegels are the only answer

Not those.

>>76588990 (OP)
Other than my regular workouts, nothing. I'm almost 40 and I have better boners now than when I was 20.

Wanks to injury.

>>76588990 (OP)
The only thing that's going to make your dick bigger is how it grew in puberty. Borderline priapic erections sustained for long periods of time usually in your sleep.
It will gradually shrink 10-20% without those routinely.
So cardio both steady state low intensity aerobic stuff to maintain vascular health and high intensity anaerobic to improve it.
Zinc, magnesium, selenium and a diet with the right kinds and amount of fat.
Get checked for and take immediate corrective measures if you have any degree of sleep apnea, diabetes, or insomnia.

Once all that's squared away then you can waste your time and money with this shit. Otherwise you're losing ground in your vascular system and you're aren't probably gonna get it back.

There's nothing you can do to get bigger.

Enjoy your semi-flaccid noodle of a cock

>>76588990 (OP)
I just tie tennis and shorts ropes around my dick and keep it for 5 hours. It hurts but my dick has grown into 7 and half inches and girth too( i don't measure girth)

I bought one of the dick pumps when I became single after a 10 year relationship and was a little sex crazed and hoped I could turn my cock into some hetai sized thing.
Absolutely wasn't worth it as I couldn't get it to seal properly and I wasn't going to shave it all down.
In the end just taking Cialis was the best bang for your buck. Extremely full erections and huge pump in your muscles. Take it before a workout and meeting up with a chick.
I also took the cum stack and while it's probably not worth the effort it was gratifying to blow in box and have the girl comment on how it kept flowing out.

I’m stretching and pumping my penis for a total of an hour each day 6x a week.
I’ve got no choice but to do it

>>76588990 (OP)
Everyone who says you can't grow your dick has never actually tried.
Ill say it once again but not even mention which methods I use because its always heavily criticized with 0 attemps. I went from 4.9" girth to 5.6" girth but my length stayed the same at 5.5".
Good luck to anyone trying to grow. Its definitely worth it and does work but you will need to do more than just read other people's methods. All of them get it wrong but all of them are partially right, you just have to find out yourself.

>>76588990 (OP)
Do you think it falls off or something?

>>76591204

What did you use to grow girth?
I've got a 7" x 4.5" pencil dick lmao

>>76588990 (OP)
I swar my dick has grown.
I thought it used to only be 6" but now it seems 7"
I have no idea how or when this happened.
Do dicks just grow with age?

>>76589213
Improve cardio and get leaner.

>>76591297
Did you get leaner?
Fat adds an extra layer of padding around the base

>>76588990 (OP)
I had a 6"cock - lost 50lb now 7.2
Just be yourself man

>>76591297
67!!!!!! kek

>>76588990 (OP)
I know this shit doesn't work because if it did my daddy wouldn't have bought me a Penuma. Remember, if dick pills worked there'd be an aisle for them at the grocery store.

Nothing. It's too big. And because I'm a misogynist, I have to deprive women of as much pleasure as possible -- I am a voluntary incel.

>>76592328
This is literally a bit I do as a joke. A woke misogynist who only fucks men because he hates women. Women don't belong in the kitchen because they're not smart enough to be trusted to make food.

>>76588990 (OP)
Now listen here, son, don't go pullin' on your, uh, root! I say, don't go stretchin' it out like you're tryin' to tune a banjo string! Girls, bless their hearts, they ain't lookin' for a battering ram, I say, they ain't lookin' for somethin' that could poke an eye out!

>>76588990 (OP)
Currently 6.5” x 5.25” after a bit of penis enlargement work. I wouldn’t mind more girth (women already say I’m thick and bigger than what they’re used to) but I really want some more length. 7” x 5.5” would be a nice, significant size

Cable clamping + hanging > pumps and extenders

>>76589117
>usually in your sleep
I’ll never stop wondering if my dick would have been bigger if I had slept without underwear on in my teen years.
>>76591293
Try 7.75” x 4.3” :^) fml

>>76592357
Was it worth it? All I've ever heard is horror stories

>>76588990 (OP)

only jerking off on Sunday nights after a no-hookup weekend

>>76588990 (OP)
Taladafil and boron

>>76592444
That's because the only people that can afford them are the last people who should actually get them. No shit all you're going to hear is horror stories when a majority of the people getting them stopped running after that football accident (but they totally could have gone pro if they didn't).
Mine works fucking great and looks awesome even if it does kind of look like a penguin.

>>76592534
>it does kind of look like a penguin.

I'm gaining with this routine

>>76592571
It's kind of like the dick equivalent of a boob job in more ways than one. The same way boob jobs look odd on some people my dick head doesn't really match my new shaft. I think it's cute personally.

>>76588990 (OP)
My dick works just fine you weirdo. Good luck with your penis snapping contraptions though

>>76588990 (OP)
Fucking your mom, OP

>>76588990 (OP)
Basically by not applying anything that destroys tissue and capillary capabilities.

>>76593643
If you do intense cwrdioyou're literally growing new capillaries all the time

>>76588990 (OP)
I'm a Wizard. There's no reason to address this issue.

>>76589070
This with light cardio and stress management

Mine's thicker than it is long so I'm happy with it.

Mine's small and I'm not happy with it.