Thread 76607191

Ever had someone prep your /fit/ meals while on a diet? How well did that go?

>>76607191 (OP)
Who is this potato boiling slut?

>>76607191 (OP)
This made me very sad.

>>76607191 (OP)
That looks like it's in bumfuck Russia

>>76607367
Can confirm. My Ukrainian wife just wants to eat taters all the time. Not even as a side dish, just taters.

>>76607191 (OP)
the girl has a very fine figure

>>76607488
I hope its a girl, nice, very nice

>>76607401
You have to eat all the taters

whats it like to hold the hand of someone you love
cells

>>76607764
cells

>>76607401
Don't let her sit in front of nogs.

>>76607191 (OP)
Perfect tits. Retarded haircut

>>76607764
>when you're walking beside her and she flicks her hand at yours and you hold hands and she's tracing little circles on the back of your hand as you walk

>>76607849
Fuck...
Things like this, which I had completely forgotten.
They almost make me well up.
It's been so long since I've felt truly seen, bros.

>>76608037
>literally had this at the weekend
>broke up with me on the following tuesday

I'm going to kill myself

>>76608068
keep in mind theres no afterlife. you might wanna live that life to the end, even if just to see what happens

>>76608087
How do you know there's no afterlife? You ever died before?

>>76608096
things do not exist until proven othrwise. it;s simple logic

>>76607401
Are you the guy who posted his hand and got BTFO?

>>76607191 (OP)
>no matter how much progress i make at the gym and help my self esteem it will never be enough to not be a complete awkward robot around women

>that slight open mouth when she goes for the kiss
Holy fuck man, too much internet. Not gonna reach gnosis this way

tfw no potato gf

>>76608108
Yeah, I dunno what that was about, desu. I'm a med, of course I'm not white, but I'm not pajeet tier brown

>>76608117
You need to practice your social skills anon

>>76607191 (OP)
Niquidoll / nicoleponyxo, ur welcome brahs

>>76607191 (OP)
Why are tiktoks so fucking annoying? There's nothing attractive about this at all. Not even a wifely sense of preparing you dinner, she's just fucking boiling potatoes.

>>76607191 (OP)
I bet she didnt even salt that water.

>Braces
Yeah, I'm not kissing that stinky mouth.

>>76608048
Sorry for your loss, fren.
But just know, ultimately it's for the best. To make space for the right person for you... wherever or whomstever they may be.

>>76607507
If you can’t tell that’s a woman by those natural saggers then you have a serious problem. Time to go outside anon.

>>76607191 (OP)
god im gonna get into a relationship with a goth again

>>76608234
>she's just fucking boiling potatoes

That's an entire feast in Ireland

>>76607849
>that post sex cuddling session in which she gently runs her finger in a circular motions on your chest hair

She left me without even saying goodbye and is now in her late 30's, fat, childless, and with some manchild normie who unironically collects funko pops

>>76607764
Relationships should be contractual. Love is cuck shit.

>>76607764
With incels interlinked

>>76607401
yeah they're weird. it's either potatoes or pierogi with plain smetana. russian ex was weirded out because i ate meat every meal. i'm croatian btw

>>76608487
>i'm croatian btw
Me too, brate. You're the guy who posted the Đubrivo song?

>>76608491
nisam

>>76608501
Znači, barem nas je troje tu

>>76607191 (OP)
sauce?

>>76607191 (OP)
that is the most autistic woman I've seen.

I want to marry her

>>76608504
brijeg hrvata je na 4chanu generalno, samo pogle /int/ kolko zastava ima.

>>76607764
salty milk and coin with bags of sand

>>76608517
>I want to marry an onlyfans whore
grim

>>76608422
You could be fit and wealthy and she still wont regret her decision

>>76608422
it can be maddening how retarded and shortsighted women can be when it comes to relationships. They'll leave a strong, caring man for some stupid reason only to then end up with idiots that will make them miserable

>>76608422
>manchild normie who unironically collects funko pops
what normie collects funko pops? why do you retards keep using that word?

I literally have zero reaction to videos like these, or videos about people in relationships in general. I can't even fathom having friends sice ive enver had any. I just go to uni, lift, eat, do my hobbies, sleep. I havent touched another human in years. The only people i talk to are my parents.
At least i bench 130kg for reps though

>>76608568
She left me when she was 25.

>be dumb 19 year old and finally get first gf
>she's 24 years old quiet shy school librarian
>at the end of our relationship discover she's been self cutting and been heavily drinking
>she tells me how she's going back to school out of state
>decide to try long distance
>she dumps me by ghosting me
>decide to look her up years later
>she's now fat and has been engaged to some guy that also got fat
>we talk for a bit and she apologizes to me but still feel no sense of closure
>ask her if she found what she wanted
>she says yes but still feels restless
>tells me to move on and that she's happily in love with her fiancee

That was the last time we spoke

>>76608578
wut? Being a dumb nerd has been mainstream for ages, how do you think that marvel movies made so much money? Funko pops are normie shit

>>76608590
>>we talk for a bit and she apologizes to me but still feel no sense of closure

Because she didn't really feel sorry and you knew that. Anon I get that she was your first gf but she's already had an entire roster of failed relationships stemming from her dad to really view yours any differently

>s-s-she said she loved me

She never stopped talking to other men since the day you two first started talking

>>76608454
love isnt even real, but loyalty is. getting something long term is worth it because rubber-free sex is worth it.

>>76608609
Just fuck strangers raw who cares if they get pregnant

>>76608612
>doesnt even mention stds
figures
also, the father can always be traced, even if you creampie someone abroad

>>76608422
you dodged a bullet stop being retarded over it

>>76608564
Modern times, modern solutions.

>>76608600
>Funko pops are normie shit
no they're not, they're for redditor degenerates. those people are in no way normal or even a majority

>>76608590
Damn bro. That’s pretty pathetic

>>76608648
>those people are in no way normal or even a majority
anon, I...

>>76608657
they're not. do you live in san francisco or something

>>76608619
I'm an HPV super spreader

>>76608648
I've seen even women (normal, average ones, not nerdy alternative chicks) owning one or two funko pops, they are more popular than you realize

>>76607191 (OP)
please have a dick please have a dick please have a di

>>76608413
Potatoes aren't even fucking native to ireland and I'm tired of those ginger freaks getting credit for them

>>76608710
No one said they were.

>>76608715
>and I'm tired of those ginger freaks getting credit for them

>>76608487
pierogis are great though

Seeing shit like this doesn't make me horny or make me go >tfw no gf. It makes me angry. Angry that I have such low self esteem that even the very idea of getting with a woman like this is unfathomable to me. I'm a pathetic coward and deserve no comfort in this life.

>>76607191 (OP)
Do zoomer females really think this counts as cooking?

>>76608422
My ex kept stalking me for 2 years and she stopped earlier this year and now she is japan and she is living her life. She couldn't get over my cock for some reason but i'm dry since then because i turned to Christ

>>76608757
Boiling taters is probably better than what 80% of zoomfoids are capable of tbqhwy

>>76607191 (OP)
Don't jiggle your fucking tits at me, you just gestured at boiling potatoes when I asked what's for dinner. Potatoes are not dinner, you'd better have some more fucking food ready to cook. I don't pay a grocery bill for nothing. *slaps the stupid whore for her insolence*

>>76608752
same, brother

>>76607191 (OP)
I want to kiss a girl but I'm nervous my breath will smell. And yes I do brush my teeth and chew xylitol gum every damn day.

>>76608808
people's breath doesn't naturally smell great, as long as it's not actively stinky it won't be a problem. Idk if you ever kissed a girl you were attracted to, but if you did I'm sure you didn't mind at all that her breath didn't smell like menthol or whatever. Hell, personally I find her "natural" smell hotter because it feels more intimate, ya feel me? I never asked women what they think about it but I never heard complaints and chicks can be into some gross stuff anyway, so basically unless you have rotten teeth or you eat a lot of garlic don't worry about it

>>76608857
>people's breath doesn't naturally smell great
Nah my last ex always had bad breath for some reason and i had to break up, she was a virgin aswell

>>76608902
she must have had some issues with her diet or her oral hygene, normal breath doesn't smell like roses but it shouldn't be awful either

>>76608925
She was brushing her teeth before visiting but she still stink, her diet was regular greek girl diet

>>76608937
simply brushing your teeth doesn't mean that you have a healthy mouth, I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure that if someone has really bad breath then something ain't right, although just what's causing it might not be immediately obvious (reflux, for example). Did she ever ask her dentist about it?

>>76608857
The honest truth is that if you're attracted to someone their bodily smells and fluids won't bother you
Best test to see if a girl likes you is to drink from a cup/bottle/whatever that your lips make contact with and to hand it to her ("here, have a sip, it's tasty") and to see how she reacts. If she carefully inspects the drink, lip marks, avoids it, turns the cup around ,whatever, she's not into you, you're a subhuman ("not people") to her.
If she drinks straight from it and it doesn't bother her, she wants to swap spit with you, and likely more.

>>76608674
i knew it wasnt a conspiracy, there really are people out there who knowingly spread stds
im certain a couple woman took initiative only because of this reason, crazy world.

>>76608752
Yep. I am just pissed at myself for being such a fuckup when it comes to women. It's a vicious cycle
>too pussy to approach woman sending me obvious signals because i have 0 self confidence
>she loses interest
>enter phase of self loathing and self hatred, pulverizing any modicum of self respect i had
>repeat
I'm literally wasting my youth away and i have no idea how to stop it or get better. I got hobbies, i am attractive, tall, fit, successful, by all accounts i should be confident and grabbing life by the balls. But when it comes to socialising, especially with women, i turn into some sort of bumbling meek retard.

>>76608752
>Angry that I have such low self esteem that even the very idea of getting with a woman like this is unfathomable to me
I'm worse, i'm cabable of getting a woman like this but i pussy out because of myself esteem, i rejected a 22 year old more than 3 times and i saw her in my dreams last night and even then i pussied out on fucking her. It's insanity

>>76609041
>If she drinks straight from it and it doesn't bother her, she wants to swap spit with you, and likely more.
Interesting take, I haven't thought about it. What if she is a control-freak?

>>76609708
Do you mean a neat-freak? Girls with a high disgust factor still do this for men they're attracted to. She could tell you she's a neat freak one minute and be the most sloppy slob for Chad. Don't listen to what women say, watch what they do

>>76608422
Idk why dudes seethe about stuff like this. You got really lucky and fudged a bullet. You should be happy as fuck.

>>76611692
Why

>>76611692
My ex instagram appeared on my feed out of nowhere and she is in japan right now with her new boyfriend, she had bpd and has been stalking me for 2 years wanting me back but i guess that guy took over now lol.

>>76607191 (OP)
Jesus christ the mods are such faggots, webm got deleted despite 0 nudity

>>76611832
If you can’t grasp why it’s amazing to not be even associated with such a person then there is no hope for you

>>76607191 (OP)
If someone besides your mom is meal prepping for you, you've already won and can just give up now.

>>76612259
Enlighten a worm like me then or are you just going to continue pretending to be above me? Kill yourself faggot.