Thread 76714141

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>>76714141 (OP)
I look and think like this.

>>76714141 (OP)
this pic is literally me

when i was 15 is se the goal of becoming the next Hitler by 2030 for myself - now I am in my mid 20s I have a net worth of 4.3 million, a masters degree in electical engineering ... but turns out that all of this is useless when you have no social connections

meanwhile the dude who flunked out of highscool in 11th grade is now working for a Centre-left politican and has a influential position amongst the centre-left-youth-organisation of his electoral district

>>76714141 (OP)
This hits hard
I just turned 34, I'm in the best physical shape of my life
But my face is aging, and I'm starting to feel my age, I don't fit in with social groups anymore and my friend circle is shrinking
I'm seeing people my age with families, achievements and all I dream of, but I'm still struggling to get things rolling
Been working as a bartender for 10 years, decent job, but it's going nowhere, recently started an education, but it just made me feel more pathetically old, being surrounded by 20-24 year olds with their lives in order

God, I wish I had a second chance at life

>>76714171
>But my face is aging
have you considered beardmaxxing?

>>76714173
To look even older?

>>76714174
if you have a shitty face you will not look young, you will just look shitty

a beard might be able to save you
knew this guy who was a NEET (unironically) until his late 20s, then he hopped on TRT or whatever and grew a beard
now he is the "tough mf" at the armoured infantry and got accepted into special Officer Candiate Program
(dough he also is 6'5)

>>76714141 (OP)
how long did it take and what did your training look like? which routines? did you bulk the whole time? how much do you weigh?
impressive numbers my guy

Discord thread, OP probably can't bench the empty bar

Find God, unironically
You are depressed because you lack a higher calling

>>76714174
>he isn't dyemaxxing

>>76714141 (OP)
>developmental milestones
You think ghetto people with a bunch of kids have that?

Nobody gives a shit about your past
Literally just fake it
When the first girl I dated asked me about ex gfs, I just gave some vague answer

>>76714186
It doesn't matter what you do with your face if you're 6'5 and 250+lbs with some muscle. You'll intimidate everyone just by being large and big.

>>76714141 (OP)
>35
>Two ex wives
>Probably have kids
>Lost my virginity at 15
>Made a million on crypto
>Now a worthless NEET on disability
This doesn't apply to me at all

>>76714465
>be 33 year old volcel because fornication is wrong
>be NEET for many years because I can't hold a job for a single year because I'm asocial, everyone hates me, and so I can't handle anything social or technical
>quit 6 jobs
>high school crush is a single mom with black kids now
>I barely just got a good job I can keep, security guard
>$16 an hour, but with more training I can reach $35, and I'm applying for a grant because the course is $7,000
Things are finally looking up. Now to get a motorcycle, house, and sell fruits to a farmers market.

>>76714465
How do you lose a million?
Did you spend it on hookers and cocaine?
You should have been set for life with the interest from savings.

>>76714162
I also say things like this. I'm 46 btw.

>>76714533
I moved to Japan and married a really hot girl and was a NEET for about 6 years until I ran out of money

>>76714536
>I'm 46 btw.
literally me

>>76714424
Sounds like boomer parents (like literally babyboomers, not "over 35 boomer"). Or maybe esrly Gen X parents.

>>76714538
Most NEET losers are in the same circumstances but never got to live the dream like you, even if it lasted only a few years.

>>76714141 (OP)
> 32
> 1.5/3/3/4.5
> old man interrupts my workout last week, stood behind me when I was DLing till I finished and said
> "football?"
> Huh?
> "football?"
> What?
> "do you play football?"

He legitimately thought I was a highschooler who played football nearby. I had to ask 5-6 more questions to understand what he was on about, I'm a 220 lb man in his 30s with a wife and kids and he thought I was a highschooler.

How do we oldbros feel about this? Is it because I'm natty?