Thread 76736741

goblinx general - jump scare edition

What's your major /fit/?

>>76736741 (OP)
At least link the previous thread.
>>76711634

you know you would

>>76736741 (OP)
Based

>>76739078
awooooooga she got big ole floppers <3

>>76737214
He was probably also wondering why they were all being filmed

>>76736741 (OP)
you know what I'm thinking cholo? I'm thinking this is based.

>>76737211
That food does look pretty damn good.

>>76737465
>>76737660
is this the one that died?

>>76737660
Imagine going to college just to learn theres only 2 genders. They hand out degrees for anything these days.

>>76736741 (OP)
can someone explain to me the lore behind this gif?
I seen it multiple times but i still don't get the point of it outside of a woman having fat fingers for years.

>>76737214
She looks like a nice person desu

>>76737288
Donno why they are getting all upset. It's super accurate.

>>76739292
Am I not wrong to pity this person?

>>76740096
I don't see why not, that is a pitiable creature. Begging for validation from strangers on the internet has to be some rock bottom behavior.

>>76736741 (OP)
Thank you for your service

>>76739078
Honestly, its surprising to me this bitch hasnt done OF. Its not that i want to see it, but you gotta give her props for keeping her standards

>>76740705
how is she not in jail is what i wanna know lmao

>>76736741 (OP)
All you guys secretly love chubby and fat girls

>>76740736
nah there's only a couple with not at all veiled fetishes in this thread.

>>76740049
she was a fine as hell tripfag who used to post here but got bullied away

>>76739672
anti-CICObros... our response?

>>76741335
Our responses were already given. Women, especially menopausal women, don't have the same biology. Experiment invalidated. Sorry C(ICO)huds.

Thankfully sweater weather is upon us

>>76741335
its well established that in the short term calorie deficit diets lead to fat loss. But what is also established is that the body will adjust its metabolic rate and also increase hunger hormones like ghreliin and that the short term fat loss leads in the end to an even higher level of fatness than before the diet.

>>76741497
SAUCE

>>76737288
Pumbaa out there just slaying.

>>76737288
Why did the hot chick get two males?

Jaimie weisberg

>>76739078
>>76739675

>>76742332
>berger
imagine just being able to lean back anywhere and have a counterbalance built into your stomach

>>76737465
>>76737660
Why posted twice?

>>76742332
I can't imagine what horrific spine and joint issues that beast has or will have.

>>76742332
i can’t resist women in nylon suits even if they weight a ton HELP!

>>76742813
what about the horrific stretch emanating from her nethers (front and back)?

>>76742926
what do you suppose that bra cost? like $200? or is it not really any more expensive even with that much more fabric?

>>76742943
its not just the fabric, it's an entirely different cut and design. there's a point where the size is just so big that the cut can't just be proportionally increased

>>76741180
I hate biggers so much for doing this to their children

>>76739996
It looks like the most basic, bland food in the entire world

>>76742332
(((weisberg)))

>>76736741 (OP)
How bout some cute monkee here

>>76736741 (OP)
she became a hotie after the weight lost.
her work as a part time barista in the starbucks inside her local target + nursing school keep her active enough to keep the weight off. Also she get lot of sex with her boyfriend with whom she just moved in, apparently she hope he will propose.

>>76745003
Fingers no longer fat. I believe it.

>>76745003
wow! it even converted to Islam!

>>76744940
Why is the armpit like that?

>>76745790
Genetics

>>76742332
so for those wondering, she is def leaning back a bit, but also, she sits a LOT. most likely leaning against something. She's immobile so much that as she grew fat, her body contoured to the shape.

>>76737660
>winnipig
I always thought it's Winnipeg

>>76744940
lol
is this how they bleach assholes?

>>76737465
>>76737660
she would have been cute if she didnt make herself into a fat tub of shit

>>76745816
Like a tree growing around a fence post

>>76747116
Is that a male or a female?

>>76745003
Fake news

>>76747124
Probably one of those non-binary type shit

>>76743618
This is why people who are on glp1s are on it for life. Who are you fooling, if you didn't have the willpower and fortitude to stop eating in the first place, you're certainly not going to have it when your 40 pounds lighter and all the sudden are assailed by hunger pangs.

>>76743618
It's a lack of willpower.

>>76747233
The gall to use an image like that when they're the ones that slapped the "Out of Order" tape on a perfectly functional door.

I would pity them if they were just deceiving and killing themselves... but they drag others with them for no other reason than to make themselves feel better about hurting themselves, and delegitimize the drive for actual justice and change by weaponizing it for that purpose.

Actively harming other people and our society itself, just to avoid the truth's sting. Death to all HAES folx and the fat fetishists who enable them - immediate and unnatural, not the slow march they're already on.

>>76747342
here in our very midst, posting plaphog "content" and architect "memes" and samefagging bullshit to derail...
SNIFF
>>76736741 (OP)
my eyes are on you, goblinx poster

Currently at 23 hours no food just water and black coffee
how long should I keep it up? How long CAN I?

>>76747473
Make sure to take vitamins , drink 'snake juice' or equiv and you can go for many many days like that.

>>76745790
Acanthosis Nigricans
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/acanthosis-nigricans/symptoms-causes/syc-20368983
Its a sure sign of insulin resistance.

>>76737465
I could save her
>>76742552
Look at the university name, anon.

>>76742250
I think the Beast canonically has both kinds of genitalia
She was very hot though :D

>>76747124
Thats a female, married and has kids. Its blackpilling as fuck that this fucking abomination has all of that and most guys nowadays cant even get looked at by a woman. Shits fucked beyond repair

>>76747706
Smug looking motherfucker

>>76747706
That's rich coming from a dude who is usually depicted as a big fat guy

>>76747661
It would take direct divine intervention to stop me from using this cat as a beanbag chair

>>76747661
heh

>>76737288
At least Pumbahontas could laugh at himself

>>76744940
Imagine the smell

>>76748238
This is great

>>76737288
Pocahontas, Ursula, Princess Aurora, Mirabel - Pumbah lays pipe

>>76747797
That's a baka gaijin misconception, "fat Buddha" is not Buddha, that's budai, basically Buddhist Santa, this guy is Gautama Buddha, basically, THE Buddha.

>>76737288
These videos are a lot less funny when you realize that they respin it a hundred times or they upload the pictures themselves

And nobody posted the released footage of the 550 pounder resisting arrest?! Sad.

>>76742190
I hate you for reposting this pic every thread

>>76736741 (OP)
what's the story on her?

>>76747124
Pineapple

>>76748544
Not really.

>>76747661
Is this real?

>>76749161
I think she won

>>76749165
it's what happens when you feed cats too much food. let it be a warning to all cat owners

>>76748167
how tf do you end up with a body like that?

>>76748544
better late than never, I guess

>>76749792
1. Get no exercise, not even walking around a store. Have all your groceries delivered. Work from home or collect disability. Watch netflix and play vidya all day.
2. Eat processed crap for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Frozen walmart breakfast crap thrown in a toaster or microwave for breakfast, a dozen krispy cremes, fast food (supersized) for lunch, large pizza for supper. Do not neglect snacks, a party size bag of chips and a whole carton of doublestuff oreas a day are vital. Don't forget to drive through starbucks for 500 calorie "coffee" on occasion.
3. Angry blog about queer fat positivity as much as possible to obtain peer support that makes your shit lifestyle seem normal and desirable.
4. Repeat daily until your early death.

>>76749798
this dumb motherfucker is just going to ban vaccines, time to bring back measles!

>>76749161
this dumb bitch thinks not eating between breakfast and lunch counts as a restrictive eating disorder

>>76748947
none really... years ago a tripfag kept insisting on posting "progress" - see fat fingers in all the pics

bigger story is the obsessed retard who, years later, posts it every time and samefags the same handful of responses (you). at some point upgraded to the mp4 of someome who i guess the stalker thinks is her?

just another fatass trying to ruin fph, presumably

>>76750294
(I'm thinking) based.

thank you for your service (sir or madam)

qrd / story on this?
she was a fine as hell tripfag who used to post here but got bullied away

I wish they were more creative like the "accidentally binged" frogposter. Pitiable creature must have some kind of compulsion.

>>76749798
RFK Jr. holds the only shred of hope I have left in any governance.
>>76750115
Shut the fuck up.

>>76750346
The nursing, coffeeshop thing is a fresh bit of stalking, at least. I wonder if goblinx even still lurks here or if the sch.izo is haunting the board pointlessly

>>76750358
go eat some roadkill, wormbrain

>>76750115
Basic pattern recognition says they'll act like this will never happen until it does, then simultaneously claim it's not a big deal and that it's some minority's fault. Unless it happens to them, of course.

>>76750390
the buck stops (((there))) lol

>>76750294
Were her progress pics literally just her fingers?

>>76750346
why do you type like that? can you leave?

>>76750390
on one hand, extoll the virtues of western society, medicine, science, etc. on the other hand denigrate the clearly good outcomes things like vaccines have had in the world. "society" indeed.

>>76749798
so uh don't take tylenol or something lmeo

>>76750487
silly anon, none of us can leave

>>76747116
wow that level of heart disease is usually only present on people 60+

>>76740736
>t. goblinx

>>76737465
Why does it say winnie pig?
That seems a tad harsh...

fresh webm straight out the oven

>>76751936
The only answer is euthanasia.

>>76751936
What a pathetic worthless piece of shit

>>76751220
KEK, incels (rightfully) complaint about woman being dismissive of ugly guys, but what they are doing to other ugly woman is straight up demonic.

>>76737662
Fucking kek

>>76741497
Who is the cumslut on the bottom and does she have nudes?

>>76751936
Thank you for the quality content, sir

>>76747661
OH LAWD HE COMIN

>>76747116
Sure, it's the fault of Covid

Reminder that most people with covid issues are fat. Meaning it's not really covid the problem, but fatness

>>76749798
His boss is fat too

>>76752091
Ugliness is born, fatness is a choice. Girls laugh at ugly guys (no fault of their own), while guys laugh at fat chicks (it's their own fault to be fat)

>>76740096
>>76740150
No, you’re wrong to pity. A person that knows they are very fat, feels like shit all of time because they are fat, and isn’t doing anything about it except fishing for bullshit compliments isn’t due pity, they’re owed contempt.

>>76742332
Where is her ass? She has like, a negative ass. An anti-ass if you will.

>>76747116
>it’s not congestive heart failure (yet)
>i.e. I know my heart is about to fail
>but I’m going to do nothing to prevent it
stupid biggers

>>76747661
This always makes me so sad. People keep feeding their pets because they equate it to loving them, but it’s really animal abuse.

>>76753102
What combination of genetics and calorics is required to make this abomination?

>>76753135
you retard


that cat has pcos, it wasn't over fed

>>76751220
man, look at that beautiful face. just a joy to behold

>>76742332
Would... i mean wood... i mean ew.

>>76752995
>His boss is fat too
we know
thanks you for your service tho

>>76742220
If you're a weak willed retard that can't stand to be a little hungry then yeah I guess.

>>76747661
Garflief ate to much lasaga

>>76754170
>say their names in rooms they are yet to still enter
So fat they can't even fit through metaphorical doors

>>76750368
Except it's not because that's a fake picture.

xio the dreamer

>>76752211
I too would like to know this

>>76754253
lmao

>>76739672

I used to always think that entering your 30's/40's inevitably meant getting fat when I was young, but now I've realized it's just people getting lazier as they get older, and eating more. That, and when I worked with women, fat people (women) are literally just snacking all day. Bringing in packets of biscuits several times a week, etc.

>>76752005
Lmao

>>76754175
I am actually in favor of these new semiglutide drugs to lose weight but holy fuck they are already getting fucking preachy about it. Women can't avoid being bitches even when they are improving their lives.

>>76755225
i think the guy you're replying to is sadder than GLP-1 users. they're trying to better themselves while he's logged into reddit and downvoting shit lmao

>>76753598

This is probably something like water retention. Being fat just fucks up everything in your body. From a medical website;

"What is the link between obesity and lower leg lymphedema?"

"Obesity can cause damage to the lymphatic system, which is responsible for removing toxins from the body. This can lead to a buildup of fluid in the lower legs, which can then cause swelling and pain. Additionally, obesity can put extra pressure on the veins and arteries in the lower leg area, reducing blood flow to that area and leading to further swelling."

>>76747661
Me coming back home after going to the sushi buffet with the boys.

>>76755242
I think that's just gigafucked fat distribution, lymphedema would be more evident lower in the leg(the further away from the heart the harder it is to remove fluid) while that person has reasonably normal looking ankles

If your abs disappear in bad lighting or at 10% body fat it means you don’t have any.

Look at this fat piece of shit I bet he can’t even walk up a flight of stairs.

>>76754175
>I am so glad I took the initiative and got on this medication
fuuuuuuuuuck this steams my ass
fuck you

>>76756049
Don't get me started on MLB fatties. All of them would be better off leaner. There's zero doubt about it. I hate the culture of fatties being acceptable. Not as much as I hate the Yankees, but close.

>>76756081
LOL bitter failed athlete dyel

I’m sure Roger Clemens would have 13 cut young’s not 7 if he had lost 30lb

LOL

>>76756090
Not even close.

>>76756114
Oh I’m sure what team did you play for

>>76751936
i had to rewatch this in fullscreen for maximum kek

>>76756116
I'm one of a 12 member team of fine young immigrants with bbc that services your mum for points. she plays absolutely no defense, just let's us right in.

>>76756178
Loser

>>76756190
she is but a hole's a hole, right?

>>76742220
>im fat and dont want to take responsibility for my gluttony

>>76756460
I can understand this feel. Luckily at least fat women have a niche group that want them, no one wants fat men. Only way out of fat hell is to put the fork down any way you can, and pray.

I hate myself and I need more people to hate me. I’m a /fat/ty retard who went on Zepbound cope because I couldn’t stop shoveling food in my mouth. Please let me know how shitty I am

>>76756480
If you’re counting calories and not just relying on the drug it’s one thing; but if you’re not changing anything you’re going to see the consequences once you stop taking it.

This is the woman that gets upset she has to buy 2 plane tickets

>>76737660
LMAO

>>76756672
HOLY BASED

>>76756672
>gut feeling
kek I've seen this before but didn't catch that

>>76756470
I disagree. Its one of the worst posts on the internet. For starter, any woman can find a man. Fatties find men all the time. Many men even prefer fatties. SO tha fact that she is a femcel and forever alone is totally a lie of the product of her own choice.

She recognizes that her problem in not getting the men she wants os her obesity. Yet ratehr than do SOMETHING about it (starve, bariatric surgery, GLP1, worput, eat better, fasting, etc.) she accepts it. She quits.

No wonder she wants ot commit suicide. she knows what she needs to do (lose fat) but refuses to do so. No excuse. Some of these bloatlords ae delusional, so they almost have an excuse Not this one. She knows the truth but wont fix it.

>>76756664
Damn, actions have consequences who would have thought?

>>76756626
this person is so fat I have no earthly idea what the gender might be

>>76756549
Still is, for sane people.

>>76757197
>SO tha fact that she is a femcel and forever alone is totally a lie of the product of her own choice.
yeah this. it's not that she can't get any man, she wants a specific kind of man and anything else is just not even an option. probably thinks she should be with a 6'+ tall handsome man making 6 figures with a six pack

>>76757197
>>76757221
exactly. it's the 1:1 female equivalent of a neckbeard incel jerking off and gaming all day, then ranting about how he's going to kermit superslide because he can't pull a 9

I hate fat people.

>>76757375
>people

>>76756490
>if she falls, she's going to hurt something VERY bad

uh if she falls im sure she'll be fine since she doesn't weigh 300 lbs and she's not 70

>>76739672
Good god, not only eating nothing but candy for two months, but also eating it on a deficit. This experiment must've knocked months if not years off his lifespan
>>76740049
Samefag gets off to posting her pictures and samefagging his own posts in vain attempt to start a thing, it's pretty sad desu

>>76756664
Have she tried not being a fat fuck?

After you exercise, you have a 1-hour window where your metabolism is at max, so you can eat anything you want and your body will just burn it off. cico isnt the whole truth

Your body uses a certain amount of energy to break down the food that you have just eaten, in turn burning calories! Now, I am a very fat person so therefor I use a lot of energy doing any task, therefore I spend most of my energy laboriously breaking down the food I have just consumed. This means that I should be at a negative calorie count, yet I'm still gaining weight! This is one of the many proofs that truth CICO is BS

>>76757474
>the pack of newports in the foreground
>joggers almost exclusively smoke newports
>guess which minority group also loves fucking fat white women
fucking dying holy shit

>>76753102
>pic
Welp, thats new

>>76757662
In the industry I think they call this environmental storytelling hahahha

>>76754167
The absolute state of modern women

>>76754170
Man, i cant wait for natural selection to do its fucking job and filter out these fucking pompous motherfuckers. They always speak like they arw giving some inspirational/populist politics speech and throwing made up words into the clump of bullshit they spew. I think it was orwell who wrote "telling 100 times a lie, doesnt make it a truth". I live in a feminist commie shithole and women do this fucking thing ALL THE FUCKING TIME. It doesnt matter if you prove them wrong, they always go airplane mode and repeat the same sentence again and again even if everyone in the room is telling them they are wrong. Whats funny to me is that all these women, no matter if they are thin or fat, all of them are in terrible health conditions produced by their shitty choices due to their mental gymnastics. The most healthy and fit people you see around are at most centrists, they are way more grounded on reality and they know shit like you gotta eat healthy, not vegan and non slop food. Most people nowadays are delusional at best, if not clinically retarded, and the worst thing about it, its that they CHOOSE to act and be this way.

>>76755627
Jesus christ, that burger is so greasy its glistening. Genuinely revolting

>>76756456
>i need a lot of accomodations
Women say shit like this and see no problem with it

>>76756672
The stereotype of asians being high IQ checks

>>76757474
Jesus, man. Put a jumpscare warning on that thing. I leggit jumped on my chair

>>76756018
>>76756044
>>76756049
Finally, were talking about fat-letes

>>76756460
My favorite part is how she treats this as an affliction that has been burdened on her from birth. There's just nothing she can do. She's lonely, she's miserable, her life sucks, and all she can do is have these imaginary scenarios where men don't like thick thighs and a big ass. No, they don't like you being class four morbidly obese. like a damn gumdrop with legs.

>>76756466
Thats fucking hysterical

>>76757867
and like she wouldn't just get fat and wreck her body all over again if she got her deepest wish?

>>76758123
and then again on try #3 when she gets her backup wish. why are they ranked by ethnicity anyway lol

>>76758123
>>76758126
I feel like I would normally feel some pity... she doesn't realize that she doesn't even need a wish, she herself is empowered to unfuck what she hast fucked. But the fixation on specifics with her weird-ass wishes just kills me KEK

>>76757464
>this thing keeps happening!
>the only commonality is me
>no it can't be me they all must be assholes
the fucking cope holy shit

>>76756664
>poor child having her fatness inflicted upon him for the sheer fact of being small
He's going to develop some kind of complex about that shit as every other family member tries to justify it to him

>>76758224
that's the best case scenario. kids of fat parents are highly likely to blimp up themselves and be doomed for life

>>76754169
Suddeny worried about dying early, now that there are GLPs

>>76749792
Based

>>76756672
Fat woman are stupidly confident about dating

>>76757464
Women should NEVER disregard the advice of men on their appearance. I wish women would explcitly and honestly - using words - tell us what we need to do to look better. Instead its a confusing jumble of lies, misdirection and half truths.

If a man tells you, "you would look better if you weren't so fat" a woman should treasure that advice, and do something about it. Not ask herself, "how can I stay repugnantly overweight and confident?"

This is especially true if they hear it multiple times from multiple directions/sources. At some point, aknowledge its the truth.

>>76758908
See also tattoos and noserings. Dont nobody like that shit.

>>76756521
>ty’rone!
>git in hur and tuck in mah pitties
>imma put you on blast fo talkin shit bout fatties
>>76756504
If someone is about to drown in waist high water because they are too stupid then I don’t think they should be saved.

>>76756049
I didn’t know bats could fly

>>76755133

Honestly biggest reason is probably stress / exhaustion/ convenience.

30 - 40 your work responsibilities are higher, probably have kids so all your responsibilities are higher.
Once i had my 2nd kid, i also took over the family business. i lost all time to work out, less time to meal prep / cook in general. Have gained a few pounds but offsetting that because i have less time to eat.

T 36

>sister's girlfriend is obese
>the type of person to say "valid" about things/people/etc
>acts like the rest of my family are the abnormal ones and my sister buys into it
>can't mention how much I actually dislike her or my family will think I'm an asshole

>>76759021
just say your feelings are "valid"

>>76759021
>or my family will think I'm an asshole
mine already knows. Makes gatherings much easier

There was this cute girl I used to know, a little chubby but not bad looking at all. Used to wear short skirts and show off her nice legs. Anyway this was like 2 years ago, hadn't seen her since.
The other day it turns out she was an employee at this bookstore I went to. She was putting up books and I thought she looked familiar but then she turns around and I see the FATTEST fucking pig I've ever seen in my life. Like she BLEW UP, gained 100 pounds somehow. Face looks like Porky Pig, belly fat everywhere. And still trying to rock the short skirts despite it being October and her being fat as fuck. It was honestly disgusting.
Anyway seeing that reminded me of this thread so thought I'd share.

>>76759260
>disfiguringly fat
>tranny
>facial hair of a 15 yo boy
God there's so much to be disgusted with here I don't know where to begjn

>>76759263
The ambulance grinding on the road got me. Twice

>>76759287
Based niggers

>>76759349
>take several seats

>>76750115
only flooding the country with illegals and turd world foreigners will destroy herd immunity and cause a rise in potential cases

Must be wild for Korean/Japanese idol groups to come to America for meet and greets and have every one of your fans be physically huger then you

>>76759531
Jesus, she moves like a toddler controlling an adult body.

>>76756528
25 years ago I had never really seen obese people in my town. I moved back and was amazed at how fat everyone is at Costco and safeway. It reminded me of being in the south like Tennessee. Everyone had a massive fucking gut.

>>76756508
Thats a lot of words just to say "im fat and dont want to take responsibility for it".

>>76759531
>only 2/3rds of my children get food because of inflation
>here’s me plating the chicken nuggies and fries I bought for them at an establishment where they are kept frozen and then fried in seed oils for me
>when I could have bought them frozen from a grocery store and reheated them myself for 20% the cost
It’s so stupid that it has to be a troll right? But some >people actually think fast food is cheaper than cooking when it isn’t.

trips and boogie dies tonight

>>76756639
S-she's fast!

>>76759349
Fucking murdered

>>76757474
Great visual novel idea youre the only piece of fruit in a fridge full of junk food and while you talk with all the other foods every day they begin to dissappear. Everyone is aware their time is limited but they all thought they were bought to be eaten in moderation by a large family and not a single glutton. As the only piece of food who is going to expire its up to you to on how to deal with all these foods. Do you consol them? Do you manipulate them to follow you like an emperor? Do you wonder why you were even bought? What if fatass starts their diet again? Or do you try to abandon them and find a way out of the fridge?

>>76759651
She ate the third on the drive home

>>76759651
Yes. She gets posted here a lot. It's clearly a ragebait account

>>76756463
She can barely sit on the fucking chair.

>>76756508
I mean, she's right.

>>76742250
>>76747621
>she
>chick

>>76759573
all I can see is the hyper pigmentation being caused by the insulin resistance. imagine being this smug while you're annihilating your pancreas.

>>76760453
Unless I'm missing something, that's just regular pigmentation from being brown.
t. brown

>>76737214
I think he was just wondering what she was doing and why she was filming and moving weird.

>>76741180
Fuck off dude. Shes prob got a single mother parent and loved her dad and does see him or some shit. Shit looks tragic. Shes 16 you cant blame fat kids for being fat fat adults its a different story

>>76741497
Damn dude the waffler guy didnt even seem that big and he wasnt doing some body pos bullshit. Hoe is calous.

>>76742332
She needs ozempic or something bad. I actually feel really sorry for her. I thought she was facing the other direction in the thumbnail

Anyone remember Fatitude?

https://odysee.com/@UgandaPizzaPoliceArchive:5/UPP_Fattitude2:c

>>76760787
Bro, I'm brown and so is my wife. If your skin looks like that, get yourself checked.

>>76760787
do you not see how much darker the skin is on her knuckles and neck compared to the rest of her? maybe schedule an eye exam bud

>>76760987
would

5’7”
330lb
My chest sticks out farther than my stomach

>>76761647
For now

>>76761741
https://youtu.be/F9fJ0JdIwGE