Thread 76742253

>on the train
>doing nothing, may as well get a workout in
>start doing pushups in the middle of the train
>people get mad, even though I'm literally not affecting them or harming anything in any way
How/where do you fit in workouts into your daily life?
Personally, while grocery shopping, I use the grocery bags like dumbells as I'm walking around. I also do stretches like the splits/forward bend whenever I'm playing vidya.

>waiting in the doctor's office, or hospital, or at the DMV, or for a table to open at a restraunt, etc.
>start doing pushups while waiting
>people will get mad and tell you to stop
Why is this? I dare you to give an actual good justification.

>Having an office meeting at work, or a talking to my boss, or a conversation with literally anyone
>start doing squats because it doesn't affect my ability to open my mouth and talk and have a conversation
Why am I not allowed to do this? The conversation/meeting can literally still happen exactly as it was going to, but they will get angry if I do this at the office.

There is of course no 'logical' reason as to why, except that you make everyone uncomfortable by doing something that is deeply out of place. I don't expect you to understand why that would make people nervous though, it seems you aren't in tune with others, which is fine. Being either retarded or psychopathic is possible in this day and age without being ejected from your metro, so don't worry about it. You just keep doing you, boo!

>>76742310
>"um, sir? Your being healthy is making me really uncomfortable, can you please stop?"
And you think I'M the mentally ill one? I might as well walk up to a person and say "ummm, can you stop breathing through your nose? It's making me really uncomfortable. Please breathe through your mouth. Btw, you're autistic, not me".

>>76742253 (OP)
dress more like a wigger and people won’t question it.

>>76742253 (OP)
>people get mad
It's because you're doing something they could never do. Deep down they are disgusted with their own body and you are proving to their face that the only thing stopping them is their own laziness. Wait til you find out how people react when you decline alcohol or pie

I walked 40 minutes round trip to the grocery store and on the way back my bag was heavy with all the chocolate milk i bought.

>>76742322
100% this is the dyel nigga at the gym doing awkward shadow boxing

>>76742253 (OP)
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>>76742296
Good thread

>>76742253 (OP)
>>76742268
>>76742296
based autist ignoring societal pressure to be dyel
I’ll sometimes stand up and do stretches while I’m in teams meetings at work. I have one coworker in the neighboring cube who can see me but he hasn’t given me any shit for it yet.

I let my gf be a ragdoll while I do all the work during sex

>>76742322
If you looked good people would be impressed. At the very least, they should be intimidated, not mad. Since you don't look good/big, it makes people think you're tweaking.

>>76742253 (OP)
I get my BJJ practice in during scrum meetings by getting down on the floor and showing the whole team my bussy. No one has passed my guard yet.

>>76742253 (OP)
I carry dumbells in my hands when I walk anywhere. I swap between curls for biceps, hammer curls for brachialis, and keeping elbows at 90 degrees and swinging my arms for delts. I switch between the three movements when the muscles get too fatigued.

>>76745442
this you?

>>76745462
No I'm 6' tall and 200 pounds of raw muscle.

>>76742253 (OP)
>people get mad, even though I'm literally not affecting them or harming anything in any way
same when i pass them when they're doing 24 in the 30 on the way to the gym

>>76742322
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>>76742253 (OP)
You have to be at least 6'2" and extremely jacked to do this and nobody would do anything

>>76745434
>>76745492
wrong. They would just assume you're an Andrew-Tate-loving fascist dudebro cryptobro MAGA fascist, and every liberal in a 10 mile radius would lynch you.

>>76742253 (OP)
Most are crabs and the bucket's gettin bigger, but you shall become stronger.

>Service tech, work truck
>Drive usually 1-2hrs for one service call
> 2-5 calls a day
>Days end with me usually +90miles from home
Solution
>14kg kettlebell and adex clubbell in the truck at all times
>Ex martial artist so I know proper kicks/lunges/etc.
>Find grassy area/open-lot/bit of shade
>Go time
Train Anywhere. Train Everywhere

>>76742296
>They hate us cuz they anus (ain't us)

>>76742253 (OP)
>How/where do you fit in workouts into your daily life?
I don't since I'm not mentally ill.

>>76742322
>Your being healthy
My what?

Anyway, doing squats or push ups just like that out of nowhere does not denote health. It denotes mental illness. You know, just like starting to dance while talking. Or trying to climb the office plants. Or doing cartwheels.

And since all of you are obviously mentally ill, it seems to be completely correct anyway.

>>76742253 (OP)
You want to get some reaction out if them. If you weren't you wouldn't even register them being mad

>>76742253 (OP)
You're a sperg with no sense of decorum
Public spaces should be safe from retards like you thinking you have free reign to do whatever you want

>>76745732
>My what?
Look up "possessive with gerund" ESL-kun

>>76742253 (OP)
>at the psychward for weekly checkup
>takes some time before my doc can see me
>tell myself "mite as well get a bit of a workout while waiting"
>use my chair for some situps
>before i get to 10th rep, some guards grab me and take me away
>get put in a straitjacket and wasn't allowed to leave till next day

These people don't respect the hustle baka

>At my mother and Father's funeral
>Eulogy going on for quite some time and the atmosphere is kinda killing my mood/my gains
>get up from my chair and start doing weighted jumping jacks with my 15lbs dumbbells I keep on my person at all times
>Uncle literally STOPS the eulogy and everyone turns to look at me as if I were a train molester or something

I am in no way preventing you from reading the gay little poems you wrote in your speech you asshole. Would you believe they even kicked me out after I started doing weighted planks during the casket lowering?

>>76742253 (OP)
>>76742268
Dirty hands.

>>76742268
>>76742253 (OP)
We need to create a "fight club"-like movement consisting of a bunch of autists doing this. It will promote fitness and reduce heart-desease, the number 1 killer in the US by far.

>>76746423
this is like the time a dude died at my gym. like come on man read the room.