Thread 105612520 - /g/ [Archived: 989 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:24:18 PM No.105612520
haskell-uwu
haskell-uwu
md5: cf2327dae4908579dda6840111a51ffa🔍
come home, white man
Replies: >>105612593 >>105613442 >>105615626 >>105618959 >>105622911 >>105623317 >>105623361 >>105624043
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:29:15 PM No.105612572
i haven't seen a white person at work in years
Replies: >>105612815 >>105622714
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:30:02 PM No.105612584
I'm black tho
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:30:36 PM No.105612593
>>105612520 (OP)
its a tranylang
Replies: >>105612649 >>105612815
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:36:09 PM No.105612649
>>105612593
(clarif.)
>tranylang
a lang where you do shit in an asinine way, just bcoz
and the effect being the lang being slower than C despite the latter being 60 years old

fuck your closures
why the fuck should i even bother?
Replies: >>105612815 >>105613210
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:49:08 PM No.105612815
>>105612572
not in the mirror either, I suppose
>>105612593
>>105612649
it's a shame subhumans can't appreciate mathematical beauty
Replies: >>105613066
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:11:37 PM No.105613066
>>105612815
>mathematical beauty
>comes at a runtime cost
its intellectual masturbation then
simple as fucking ass, mathfag
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:16:19 PM No.105613124
but i actually want to finish a project instead of masturbating to type theory
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:23:22 PM No.105613210
>>105612649
>>tranylang
>a lang where you do shit in an asinine way, just bcoz
>and the effect being the lang being slower than C despite the latter being 60 years old
"Trannylang" means languages used by transgender people like Justine Tunney and Mary Ann Horton, so C is the trannylang. Not everything is supposed to be a metaphor where you can pretend words mean whatever you want.
Replies: >>105613425 >>105613928
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:42:01 PM No.105613425
>>105613210
why are people so obsessed with trans people? I honestly think half of /g/ wants to fuck trans girls and is repressing that urge because the man in the sky said it's wrong or something
Replies: >>105613438 >>105613579 >>105619028
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:43:12 PM No.105613438
>>105613425
It's a subliminal message placed into the C programming language.
Replies: >>105613448
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:43:37 PM No.105613442
>>105612520 (OP)
No thank you, I need to find employment in the future.
Replies: >>105613472
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:43:54 PM No.105613448
>>105613438
actually in C++. std:: (sexually transmitted diseases colon to colon)
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:45:59 PM No.105613472
>>105613442
imagine not programming in a recreational way. Must suck. If you only focus on the job you'll spend your whole life developing backend in javascript and debugger indian Java code
Replies: >>105613486
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:47:19 PM No.105613486
>>105613472
>imagine not programming in a recreational way. Must suck.
Oh it does
Replies: >>105613505
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:49:13 PM No.105613505
>>105613486
then why even bother doing something you don't like? Get a job that pays less but is enjoyable at least
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:57:01 PM No.105613579
>>105613425
you are not a girl and no one wants to fuck you. sending an ACK request
Replies: >>105614341
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:33:21 PM No.105613928
>>105613210
drew will come ou t as transgender eta 5 years screenshot this
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:16:17 PM No.105614341
>>105613579
I don't get why /g/ anons won't date trannies. They're literally the perfect girl for a 4channer
>nerdy
>autistic
>share interests
>will part take in your fetishes
>constantly seeking approval
Replies: >>105615297 >>105619023
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:25:26 AM No.105615297
>>105614341
tranies are stupid fucking niggers obsessed witrh sexuality
it makes 100% sense that no gentoomen would EVER date a tranoid
Replies: >>105615454
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:47:42 AM No.105615454
>>105615297
>stupid fucking niggers
anon, they know more about programming than this whole thread combined
Replies: >>105615471
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:50:17 AM No.105615471
>>105615454
no, they dont
if its autists youre talking about they read an memorized the man, yeah
but dont count on them to actually apply it

and dont get me started on actual sexual deviants lamao
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:01:56 AM No.105615546
Lest we forget how fragile we are.
Replies: >>105615562
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:04:20 AM No.105615562
>>105615546
i got a scar on my left hand someone did with his teeth because of white fragility
he called me a cracker so its all good
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:13:17 AM No.105615626
>>105612520 (OP)
>Haskell computations produce a lot of memory garbage - much more than conventional imperative languages. It's because data are immutable so the only way to store every next operation's result is to create new values. In particular, every iteration of a recursive computation creates a new value. But GHC is able to efficiently generate garbage, so it's not uncommon to produce 1gb of data per second
Replies: >>105621092 >>105621263
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:52:52 AM No.105618959
>>105612520 (OP)
Committees are ruining Haskell like C++, except instead of "safety" and backwards compatibility it's "beginners" and backwards compatibility
So the stdlibs are way behind compared to shit everyone is using
Also they really need to improve the code-gen and SIMD support
Replies: >>105621518
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:04:44 AM No.105619023
>>105614341
>girl
They aren't
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:06:20 AM No.105619028
>>105613425
I do want to fuck trannies and suck their assholes, I also acknowledge they are mentally ill and use everything as a Trojan for trannyism and leftism
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:21:38 AM No.105619104
Can't spell functional without fun.
Replies: >>105621434
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:46:54 PM No.105621092
>>105615626
geg it's over
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:12:02 PM No.105621263
>>105615626
>much more than conventional imperative languages
I'm doubtful, because last I checked, languages like Haskell were around Java in memory usage and speed. But while you can look at benchmark games for speed, I can't find memory usage benchmarks atm.
Replies: >>105622299
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:35:29 PM No.105621434
>>105619104
can't spell it with "useful" either. Or with intact penis
Replies: >>105622196
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:45:00 PM No.105621518
>>105618959
GHC's codegen is fine.
>SIMD support
Just use the FFI.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:07:29 PM No.105622196
>>105621434
WDYM? Functional array/slice operations are the shit.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:18:29 PM No.105622299
>>105621263
NTA but I think it just reclaims it more efficiently because of purity
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:04:36 PM No.105622714
>>105612572
I only get to see whites when I go to my racist boy scout meetup, or when I drive to rural areas for camping or road trips. The only whites at work are Redditor libtards, boomers or race-mixing faggots.
Replies: >>105622851
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:20:48 PM No.105622847
1750086418593912
1750086418593912
md5: 76af41a42e47d8b50c3e56462aaaf3ae🔍
No jobbas though senpai
Replies: >>105623323
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:21:26 PM No.105622851
>>105622714
>doesn't capitalize whites but capitalizes redditor. This a fail impersonation.
Replies: >>105623082
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:28:38 PM No.105622911
>>105612520 (OP)
elixir/erlang actually has practical use cases (concurrency, messaging systems, etc.) does haskell actually have anything like that
Replies: >>105623288
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:48:00 PM No.105623082
>>105622851
Posting from a phone at work. It always lowercases "Whites".
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:07:39 PM No.105623288
.lastscreen
.lastscreen
md5: de6881fde39e5b01db414debe830e580🔍
>>105622911
https://web.cecs.pdx.edu/~apt/cs457_2005/hudak-jones.pdf
tl;dr haskell blew the shit out of every other language in implementation metrics for a complex problem. pic related. it shows up twice because they had someone learn haskell in a week to verify results, and he made the 156 line version.
>what about relational lisp?
the code didn't work
Replies: >>105623310 >>105623373 >>105624221 >>105624281
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:09:34 PM No.105623310
.lastscreen
.lastscreen
md5: 232e1a3e5816853b8f0a6ad5f7b9bfe7🔍
>>105623288
>what was the problem?
geometric region analysis for the aegis weapon system
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:10:36 PM No.105623317
>>105612520 (OP)
i keep seeing logos like this, is there a website to pump these out?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:11:21 PM No.105623323
>>105622847
haskell jobbas exist, but they're for high IQs only
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:17:18 PM No.105623361
2025-06-17_13-15
2025-06-17_13-15
md5: 7de033c5a2e78c6e0cd5ad23a66920ff🔍
>>105612520 (OP)
I do not like this syntax.
Replies: >>105623465 >>105624158
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:18:08 PM No.105623373
>>105623288
sorry i mean ACUTALLY used by someone, not theoretically in a paper
Replies: >>105623466
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:28:23 PM No.105623465
>>105623361
you don't have to format it that way
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:28:35 PM No.105623466
>>105623373
you asked for "practical use cases" and gave examples of general reasons why you might run your infrastructure on a BEAM system rather than actual specific examples of it being used. i can see how you might have confused yourself with the conflation of the two though, because that paper not only gives the abstract picture of why you might build infrastructure in haskell, but also an actual instance of use.

haskell is so strong you can't even disqualify it with your moving goalposts kek
Replies: >>105623522 >>105623665
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:35:27 PM No.105623522
>>105623466
faggot
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:51:26 PM No.105623665
>>105623466
the beam cases are well known like whatsapp, discord, etc (basically any streaming/message based/concurrent stuff even rabbitMQ is written in erlang) and they explicitly say it was largely thanks to beam that let them do what they did
Replies: >>105623754
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:04:45 PM No.105623754
>>105623665
"use case" doesn't mean the same thing as "specific example of being used"
the former is also actually important to know, the latter is just meaningless trivia that tells you "somebody bothered to do a thing and made an arbitrary choice"
>the beam cases are well known
i could say the same about haskell which runs a lot of infrastructure at facebook and microsoft
here's a larger (inexhaustive) list of specific examples of people using haskell and what they use it for:
https://wiki.haskell.org/Haskell_in_industry
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:46:38 PM No.105624043
>>105612520 (OP)
>hey mom, can we have pure functional programming without null or exceptions?
>no we have function programming at home
>functional programming at home: undefined :: a, error :: String -> a
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:50:43 PM No.105624072
the_gophers_burden
the_gophers_burden
md5: f1524fbcc26746740f49a46288fbdc86🔍
Replies: >>105624086 >>105624102
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:52:34 PM No.105624086
>>105624072
It's amazing how they invented a language slower than Haskell focused around channels which are worse than Haskell's
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:55:02 PM No.105624102
1749936341728
1749936341728
md5: eae24ad4f27ebb8660c890064197a75a🔍
>>105624072
Replies: >>105624186
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:02:58 PM No.105624158
1683910284
1683910284
md5: d752e13bb1e93e5c8b1495af33761149🔍
>>105623361
>writes procedural code in Haskell
>translates directly from C
>it's ugly
who would've thought!
Replies: >>105624219
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:06:30 PM No.105624186
>>105624102
Golang has the evolutionary argument here, sorry.
Replies: >>105624199
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:09:09 PM No.105624199
1749995385252
1749995385252
md5: 5947e4acf6cae0929abb064831fd0f4a🔍
>>105624186
Replies: >>105624507
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:12:03 PM No.105624219
>>105624158
>$
>++
you are gay
Replies: >>105624238
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:12:17 PM No.105624221
>>105623288
Been looking for this paper for a minute, thanks
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:14:19 PM No.105624238
>>105624219
i actually am, anon
Replies: >>105624257
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:16:18 PM No.105624257
>>105624238
that's what i just told you
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:18:28 PM No.105624281
>>105623288
Where does it say the relational lisp code did not work? I always wondered about that, and could not find any more information about it.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:46:36 PM No.105624507
>>105624199
>even in the pro-rust meme, the crab looks fat and retarded