Thread 105618386

>>105618386 (OP)
sheeeeeitt

>>105618386 (OP)
iTODDLERS BTFO

Man, i would love to use my laptop as the replacement for my smartphone but we all can't have nice things

>>105618386 (OP)
GIVE IT BACK JAMAL

Remember when people used to steal car radios

tyrone and jamal are good boys. it more likely lucas and alexander stealing them.

>>105618818
I can see this being said by a female teacher.

>>105618386 (OP)
*Look it up on Find My*

>>105618386 (OP)
give it back Tyrone Jr.

>>105618804
These days they steal cats. Much more valuable too.

>>105619655
i thought they were dog people

>>105618431
kys gay loser virgin
stop bumping from page 10

>>105619749
it's a good thread

t. OP

>>105619736
They steal the dogs too

>>105618386 (OP)
my cousin came down from new hampshire to visit my family in philly, he left his macbook in the passenger seat of his prius. you can guess what he found the next morning,

>leave behind at a public table
>come back hours later, untouched
never underestimate the acer shitbox

>>105618386 (OP)
>password and biometric locked
>gps tracked thru icloud
>can be remotely wiped and permalocked never to be os reloaded
yeah, only a retarded would steal a apple product because once we lock it thru icloud its useless

>>105619655
>>105620019
Do they eat them?

>>105618386 (OP)
>>*gets stolen*
nothing the person can do without passwords or any access to the laptop so it is worthless shit then and I'll get a new one.

>>105620260
it's not about the laptop but the data on it

>>105620762
accounts left logged in, passwords in a text file, it's a lottery

>>105620952
all macs are encrypted so you cant get anything without the password and when you lock/erase it thru icloud it locks the hardware that even apple cant undo without the password

>>105618681
Rape

>>105620753
you can sell certain cats for 10,000+ usa coins

>>105618386 (OP)
SHEEEEEEEIT

>>105621982
>A police car right in the door
>No one is doing anything or to be seen
Peak americana video.

>>105623139
>risk your life for a gadget
even though the american credit/insurance system are usually cancer. there really is no point putting your life on the life for a product when; its insured, the business didnt lose any money. why should someone beat the fuck out of that nigger and risk going to jail because they stole some phones?
those phones wont even work either they'd get disabled for theft (or maybe that was before this feature)

>>105623139
>do something about it
>go to jail
I understand why they don't want to get involved.

>>105621982
TND

>>105618386 (OP)
I got a chromebook/elitebook or something from my job. When they fired me for "time theft" they asked me to mail them the laptop back. Lol. Lmao even. It's just collecting dust now because it's IT locked and I obviously don't know the admin passwords or anything. But I guess yeah I technically did steal it.

>>105623177
Insurances don't cover theft happening every single day, for millions of dollars every year.
Let me guess, you spend all day listening to hasan "terrorist lover" piker and you really believe insurance companies will willingly lose money.

>>105620952
>>105621106
This. To my knowledge, most of the stolen macs are disassembled for parts and sold.

>>105623139
It's obvious that he didn't get away with it. Just because that black man wasn't arrested in that video, doesn't mean that nothing happened!

>>105623177
>blah blah blah
Stay butt hurt, you shit eating retard!

>>105623211
>use a taser gun
>put handcuffs on that black man's wrists
Wow, that was hard!

Bad law enforcement officers always use excessive force because they think they're tough. Good law enforcement officers actually do their job right!

>>105622811
>jamal give it back noooooooooooooooooo ;_;

>>105620747
Yep. They end up being sent to china for parting.

>>105621106
>return to 1234 Main Street USA
wtf would the point of that be? I gotta go there and pick it up??