Technically, how do I permanently ban myself from 4chan that does not involve contacting my ISP? I want the website to be completely inaccessible on my internet network and any devices connected to it. With no ability to reverse it.

block it in the router.

no, government is not your day care, nigger.

>>105641236
Will putting the generic domain in the router settings block everything? With no way for me to cheese it or try to get around it? Want to remove access to this website for my own good.

post cp, kthxbai

>>105641251
yes, you would have to delete the blacklisted domain or bypass via a proxy. if there is a will there is a way.

>>105641268
kys faggot. that would not remove accessiblity to the website

Develop some self control.
/thread

>>105641296
Self control is finite (you have a limited amount of energy for self control per day, look it up). I'd rather just remove any possibility of using this hell hole.
>>105641291
>yes, you would have to delete the blacklisted domain or bypass via a proxy.
Hmm. Didn't consider that. I do have a VPN. Is there a technical solution that will also block even when my VPN is on from the router end or will I have to look at the VPN provider settings (I have PIA).

>>105641227 (OP)
1. ios, macos, apple device.
The built-in parental control called Screen time is great. Ask a roommate, friend, family to set up the password.
2. Get banned permanently. Usually saying you're actually underage like "i'm 12, how to get swole" on /fit/ will give you a permaban. Not sure if they change this policy.
3. Move to a country with stricter internet censorship.
4. Sell all your internet-accessing devices. Or stop your internet/data subscription. And use the office's computer and wifi, where 4chan will be banned.

>>105641335
>brainmelted zoomer is incapable of developing and using enough self control to simply not navigate to a website
No wonder you cucks fall for stupid trends like trying to buy "dumb phones" because you can't muster the self control to not open tiktok.

You will crack and go to a friends house or access a wifi point on your phone. I know this because of my internet addictions. Even cold turkey blocker can be bypassed by resetting the bios clock to past 2038.

>>105641393
>because you can't muster the self control to not open tiktok
You literally can't resist 4chan.

>>105641227 (OP)
Psychically reach back in time and prevent Hiroshimoot from updating his server for 9 years.
Worked for me for a while.

>>105641393
I'm not a zoomer

>>105641227 (OP)
just log off dude lmao it's not hard

>>105641421
Maybe, but I spend most of time at home or at work. I don't feel the compulsion at work, just at home. Perma blocking it at my house will still be effective.

>>105641296
>>105641533
And yet, you are here. Unable to stop coming to 4chan.

Go to /b/ and say you're 14.

Blocking will just make you see the inside like not finding cocaine. At the eod, you gonna have to resolt to self control so might as well begin from start

>>105641558
Not possible for me, it's too easy to access and get the dopamine hit. My self control is spent on not being poor, drug addict, fat, etc.

If your ip is static, just ask jannies for a perma ban

>>105641227 (OP)
Just post in an image format thread that AVIF is the superior format you will be permanently rangeblocked within minutes. I'm not joking btw, Daiz is a moderator here monitoring these threads and he wants AVIF dead.

>>105641626
They won't. I've tried. Unless "ask" means something else than making a post.

>>105641227 (OP)
No way to. Nearly 100% of isp nowadays use dynamic ip. Which means that when your router reboots you get assigned a new ip. So all getting banned does is getting you a temporary ban. It's how the niece guy has been posting forever and he is never gone XD.
Anyway if you want a temp ban that isn't illegal doxing that 4chan mod people keep spamming on shitty posts should be enough, maybe add a pinch of racism just for the lolz.
But ultimately you should just try to improve your self control. That the only solution for you that will actually work.

>>105641626
My IP isn't static unfortunately

According to AI, I will need to set up a raspberry pi to do a full block that includes my VPN
>Example Setup (Best for Advanced Users):
>Install Pi-hole on Raspberry Pi or VM
>Set router to use Pi-hole as DNS
>Block port 53 on router except for Pi-hole
>Block websites via Pi-hole blacklist
>Configure VPN (WireGuard or OpenVPN) to use Pi-hole DNS
>On VPN clients, enforce no external DNS and route all traffic through VPN

Smash your laptop.
You don't need some harebrained cockamamie scheme to permaban yourself from 4can.
Chuck ALL of your electronics including your Wi-Fi to some kind of crazy contraption and sit back as it all gets turned into scrap metal.

>>105641737
I need my pc and laptop for work and relaxation

Maybe post the cp

>>105641762
no you don't you drooling dolt! You dont need these fancy gizmos, as a matter of fact you don't anybody. You have yourself.

How can I help OP without breaking >>>/global/rules/7

>>105641774
I don't have or want cp as I'm not a paedophile. I'd still be able to view the website with a range ban anyway.

>>105641227 (OP)
Literally just stop using it you drama queen.

>>105641432
>>105641542
Project harder you absolute faggotron.

>>105641883
Do you think I've not tried that? It's simply too convenient and easy to open it up.

>>105641227 (OP)
>on my internet network

>>105641227 (OP)
youre better off developing a technological system that allows you to access it for say, 1 hour per day. rather than outright blocking it.
if you outright block it, you will definitely try everything in your power to revert it and you will eventually. because you have access to the devices "locking you down", theyre penetrable.

no, the better system is having maybe 2 time slots per day where you can type into a program "4chan time block 1" and then u have access to it for 30 minutes. after 30 minutes, blocked, you do something else (the urge is gone). and you want to get back into a hobby/work so that time can fly by and you can
>go back and check on all your new (You)s

during the day, the urge is not bothering you very much. you know, that when you want to, you can have a 30 minute break to visit it. you use it purposefully, when you are ready to laugh or wind down. its not an entire day rot thing.

another thing about this system, similar to quitting the smoking addiction. you can slowly and slowly decrease your daily allowances over time.

>>105641227 (OP)
I'm with you OP and I understand your intention totally. I am also looking for a way out, I wish that some websites would simply disappear. The short moment when 4chan was down, I thought I am finally free. Why does the internet work this why? Why is it so, you have to decide to have everything or nothing? Governments around the world are currently cracking down on social media and forums. At first it scared me, because I was also a believer of this "free speech" ideology. But actually, China is doing it right. Block all this garbage. Make it illegal and difficult to access this crap. Because I see no way out of this Skinner box.

>>105641542
Like him I am here because I want to be. Not because I lack self control. Sure there are more productive things I could and should be doing with my time but let's be honest. There's nothing else I'd rather be doing than getting into pathetic internet slap fights with you faggots.

>>105641227 (OP)
Why are you still playing yourself, man? You already know it's not 4chan that's the problem, it's your lack of self-control. Even if you managed to do it, you'd still just fall for another lollygag and replace it.

Do you look at junkies or hobos and think throwing them some change might actually help? How many people who win the lottery actually do something worthwhile with the money instead of spending it and then going back to their previous lives? It's just genetics. This is who you are and, most likely, who you'll always be. You get where I'm going with this, right?

>>105643593
gosh anon you're so hot right now~

>>105641227 (OP)
It's fairly straightforward and easy to do this and you know that. The real problem is you don't actually have any intention of doing it and instead have made this thread to get attention. Have a (you)

>>105641227 (OP)
pluckyfilter, but also some sort of self respect will help too. can't get anywhere without that

>>105643927
Not OP, but you are right. The only way to solve this problem, is by the mighty hand of the state. Maybe I should help to bring laws, which restrict the internet heavily. I should actually support parties and organizations, which are in favor of a full internet crackdown. The chinese gov is doing it right. I can't control my internet behaviour, but I can support political movements, which will make a change.

>>105643940
Y-you too

>With no ability to reverse it.

>>105644233
if its technically easy to setup its technically easy to disable.

>to get attention
ironic considering thats exactly what you did with your non answer, retard

>>105645055
I was actually implying OP should kill himself but you should definitely do it as well. Even just for that rabidly homosexual attempt at concern trolling. What good would banning the internet/OnlyFans/casinos/guns/knives do since the problem, (You), is still there and will only find other ways to manifest itself?

The only government intervention that would unironically solve this issue, along with a myriad of others, is promoting eugenic measures and improving the gene pool in the first place. Whether soft: encouraging the fit to reproduce, moderate: sterilizing the unfit or straight up euthanizing the undesirables (either by force or, ideally, having them voluntarily drink the Kool-Aid themselves). There's really no need for you to suffer and, more importantly, have others needlessly suffer as well.

>>105643593
>>105641968
What’s with the denial?

>>105641227 (OP)
new 4chan leaks:
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:f40057ff0bfa7ec858615123f8087e8d6d9df726&dn=PTHC+2016&tr=udp://tracker.openbittorrent.com:80&tr=udp://tracker.opentrackr.org:1337/announce

>>105641227 (OP)
You can alwaya gouge your eyes out you know.