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Why did Bill Gates get so fat
I can't believe it
He had a bit of an old man belly before but now it's just full blown fat fat fat fat
Anonymous No.105656392 [Report]
>>105656354 (OP)
its the curse of being a amerimutt
Anonymous No.105656409 [Report] >>105656694
>>105656354 (OP)
Pic related is his favorite.
Anonymous No.105656429 [Report]
If I was rich like him I would hire a cook and become a brick
Anonymous No.105656454 [Report] >>105660428
He is the embodiment of Windows, as it becomesore bloated so must he
Anonymous No.105656459 [Report] >>105656467 >>105656630
>>105656354 (OP)
for a guy obsessed with longevity idk why he would get so far
like he's a vegan and all that shit but being obese is one of the biggest risks to your overall health
Anonymous No.105656467 [Report]
>>105656459
*get so fat
Anonymous No.105656471 [Report]
>>105656354 (OP)
look at his sweater it even has some shit on it probably pasta, he is stallman tier now
Anonymous No.105656493 [Report] >>105656523 >>105656585
>>105656354 (OP)
Your metabolism tends to slow down as you age.
Anonymous No.105656523 [Report]
>>105656493
well his problem is he doesn't even try to put on any lean mass or preserve it, so naturally his metabolism will go to shit (on top of decreasing testosterone, but weightlifting keeps that in check as well)

end of the day if you're going to let your metabolism go to shit, put down the fork
Anonymous No.105656529 [Report] >>105656593
>>105656354 (OP)
he doesn't seem that exercise-savvy and no longer has a (or at least not the same) wife to fuck
Anonymous No.105656537 [Report]
>>105656354 (OP)
he looks like a happy turtle
Anonymous No.105656560 [Report] >>105656596
>>105656354 (OP)
bruh like low key if i had 50 billion dollars i'd probably get fat too cause at that point fuck it
Anonymous No.105656580 [Report] >>105656645 >>105657195 >>105660456
>>105656354 (OP)
>be rich
>just eat what the fuck you want
There's your explanation, OP
Anonymous No.105656585 [Report] >>105656614 >>105656623 >>105658247
>>105656493
Being fat at that age is literally death sentence. It's definitely not normal. Old people usually lose weight naturally or die.
Anonymous No.105656593 [Report]
>>105656529
>seem that exercise-savvy
*Jump over chair.gif*
Anonymous No.105656596 [Report]
>>105656560
Ozrmpic fixed that problem for the riches.
Anonymous No.105656614 [Report]
>>105656585
Old people eat less but that goes with the whole dying thing. Bill's just going out like a king. Bet he pops pills and fucks all the orphans he wants at this point
Anonymous No.105656623 [Report] >>105656688 >>105657248
>>105656585
huh you made me realize, i've never seen a fat person that looks older than 60 or so so you're probably right
Anonymous No.105656630 [Report]
>>105656459
>he's a vegan
What? Since when? He's notorious for trying to make every business lunch into an opportunity to eat cheeseburgers.
>“Cheeseburgers are my favorite food,” Gates wrote in a recent post on his Gates Notes blog. “But I wish they weren’t, given the impact they have on the environment.”
Ah, now I see. He invested in plant meat and wants to trick everyone into buying it while he still eats beef.
Anonymous No.105656638 [Report]
holy fuck is like 300yo who cares if he's fat or not
s0ychan No.105656645 [Report] >>105656799
>>105656580
>pic
Same asian man in background?
Anonymous No.105656662 [Report]
>>105656354 (OP)
He's morphing into Stallman
Anonymous No.105656686 [Report]
>>105656354 (OP)
He's always looked at least 15 years old than he is. I wonder if he's ever done weights in his life?
Anonymous No.105656688 [Report]
>>105656623
actually i'm taking this back after realizing my grandma is borderline obese and 90 years old
probably some genetic anomaly though
Anonymous No.105656694 [Report] >>105656975 >>105657003 >>105658518
>>105656409
He just stands in line with dirty commoners like a fucking peasant?
Anonymous No.105656698 [Report]
>>105656354 (OP)
Bill Gates cultivated Demon Absorbing Art and absorbed Stallman’s unique GNU Protection Art, rendering him useless.
Anonymous No.105656799 [Report]
>>105656645
faceblind
Anonymous No.105656975 [Report]
>>105656694
he chase people with unlicensed windows
Anonymous No.105657003 [Report]
>>105656694
For photo-ops he does.
Anonymous No.105657195 [Report] >>105657206
>>105656580
>>be rich
>>just eat what the fuck you want
Are you 12 years old or a thirdie, thinking normal people can't just eat pizza whenever they want?
Anonymous No.105657206 [Report]
>>105657195
He didn't say pizza, he said whatever you want retard.
Anonymous No.105657248 [Report]
>>105656354 (OP)
His ex-wife controlled his diet heavily, apparently.
>>105656623
Wasn't there some besuited absolute unit of a UK hotelier who was pictured with royalty? He genuinely looked like he ate people for breakfast.
Anonymous No.105658247 [Report]
>>105656585
>French alcoholic genes in your path
Anonymous No.105658518 [Report]
>>105656694
>he thinks those are normal customers
I wouldn't be surprised if half of those people aren't part of his security detail
Anonymous No.105660038 [Report]
>>105656354 (OP)
If you were old and rich, you'd also be fat.
Anonymous No.105660428 [Report]
>>105656454
That's fuckin hilarious anon
Anonymous No.105660456 [Report] >>105661009
>>105656580
If you're that rich you could have an army of professional chefs to cook for you while also tracking your caloric intake for you.
Anonymous No.105660466 [Report]
>>105656354 (OP)
Next he should grow his hair and beard out and switch to wine red polo shirts.
Anonymous No.105661009 [Report]
>>105660456
Being rich wouldn't make me want to track my caloric intake anymore than I want to do it now
I just want to eat what I want to eat when I want to eat, I imagine most people are the same even when rich

Luckily I don't want to eat often enough to get fat though
Anonymous No.105661040 [Report]
>>105656354 (OP)
I'm more concerned with "when" than "why", I don't remember seeing any videos or photos of him even approaching this level of fatness prior to the images posted here yesterday
Anonymous No.105661045 [Report] >>105661051
>>105656354 (OP)
this thread is not about technology.
Anonymous No.105661051 [Report]
>>105661045
bill gates literallt invented technology