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>spotify
lol, if you don't have a local music collection in your favorite format you will never make it.

>Op was too young for Limewire.

>>105662835 (OP)
>contributes to an age-appropriate experience
It's a music app. What does that mean?

>>105662934
they always say shit like this. we're taking away your guns for your own sake, anon!

>paying to listen to music

Fuck the jews.

>>105662934
hides dangerous mature rated tracks from kids

>>105662934
Don't worry about it.

>>105662934
>ributes to an age-appropriate experience
>It's a music app. What does that mean?
promotes transgender story hour podcasts and holocaust education to minors

This is such a dumb age check kids could just ask their parents to do it for them just like they ask for a credit card.

>>105662952
The PG rate is just a suggestion. When they started to impose bands to rate their albums, most rock bands tried their best to make it as edgy as possible so they would get the "Parental Advisory", meaning it was edgy as fuck, and kids would buy it.
Pic related is the album of an album that did this just to make it more appealing for kids. They even changed some lyrics to have explicit violence and add a line or two about drugs to get the rad seal of approval.

>>105662934
Probably blocks edgy songs like Rucka Rucka Ali's to underages
Most likely just put in for data mining and selling it to data brokers

>>105662835 (OP)
I recall an old /g/ thread where we found out that you can just submit a picture of Chad with a fake ID that read "spermowitz witold" and it passed verification.

>>105662835 (OP)
>ok go ahead
>SNAAAAPP

>>105662934
It means it will show taylor swift and adult contemporary music to anyone over 25 and nigger "fuck da police" rap to anyone under.

>>105663016
wait, what?

>>105663024
omg you are literally me

I don't give a [redacted] about spotify.

>>105663024
wtf where did you find this picture of me?

lol hurry up and give them your data you fucking zoomer

>>105662934
Spotify has lewd ASMR.

>>105662934
You never saw these labels?

>>105662835 (OP)
Who checks these photos? Indians? What makes them think they don't save photos?

Oy vey!

>>105662835 (OP)
Subscription cucks are the laugh they keeps on giving

>>105663250
How spicy does it get? I’m asking for a friend.

>>105663297
By '26 you will ID for every single site

>>105663297
Fuck smartphones

>>105663266
labels on what? mp3 files?

>>105663297
Fuck Israel. They always ruin everything tech related.

>>105663403
This educational video can show you those nasty labels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVkUvmDQ3HY

>>105663428
>Eminem
nobody listens to that boomer music.

>>105662835 (OP)
>Photos are not saved

This will be everywhere eventually, it was only a matter of time before branching out from financial platforms. I miss the days when anonymity online was encouraged. Yet another reason to not use goyim subscription services I guess.

>>105662868
>in your favorite format
for me it's opus

>>105662835 (OP)
>Jump in the suicide pod
>Takes less than a minute

>>105663024
wtf that's literally me!!!

>>105662835 (OP)
is this a global thing? what even prompts it? i wanna see it myself.

>>105663922
Why not flac?

>>105662934
Neil Diamond is for the grey-haired boomers.

>>105662934
I just heard the radio version of Don't trust me and they bleeped out hoe.
I find myself wanting public morality to be clean and enforced.
I don't want to hear vulgar language all the time.

>>105664015
takes up more space and can't hear the difference

>>105664044
space is cheap

>>105662934
I wouldn't worry about it. Anyway the photos are not saved so let's talk about something else. I'm feeling kinda sleepy anyway.

>>105663250
As a tapping, scratching, wood soup etc. sound enjoyer I fucking hate how ASMR as a term has become synonymous with erotic roleplay like this.

>>105664015
i'm not retarded

>>105664114
>enjoy barbershop ASMR videos
>can't talk about them or people will think I'm some kind of degen coomer

>>105664114
>>105664967
You have autism.

>>105662835 (OP)
>photos are not saved
yeah totally the indian guy who sits at his pc veryfing my age will totally not take a screencap of my stupid face and use my data to do scam shit.

>>105662835 (OP)
>>105662934
This. It's just a music app.

>>105662835 (OP)
Sorry, YouTube has better collection and for Free too.
Get a better bait fed.

>>105662835 (OP)
Not my problem.

>>105662934
idk

>>105662835 (OP)
kek

>>105662835 (OP)
Does it at least use the depth sensor of the camera or can you just point your camera at a picture.

>>105662835 (OP)
Does it at least use the depth sensor of the camera or can you just point your camera at a picture?

>>105662835 (OP)
What if I send in a selfie with my penor in-frame :3?
>>105663324
And you will be happy.

>music streaming service needs a photo of yourself
this shit fucking GLOWS

>>105664049
So is your sister.

>>105665488
Depth sensor? It says upload a picture.

>>105665110
what a sad and disgusting video

>>105662835 (OP)
It isn't a porn site, why would it need this?

>>105662835 (OP)
Is this a worldwide thing or is it only a few US states?

>>105662835 (OP)
Why not just own your music?

>>105665110
ZAMN WOULD

I'm going back to piracy and physical media

imagine if we had this feature on 4chan

>>105662934
>nooo little girls are exposed to nigger rap and become whores!!!
>age verification?? literall hitler

>>105662835 (OP)
This is all tiresome.
The "clown world" will insist with age verification for a 18 year old account (created in 2007 and earlier), and reverification is needed if the device/geoip changes.
What is next? AppleID/Xboxlive/Steam/psn asking for age/id verification by requiring installing an app on the smartphone?

>>105663837
They don't save the photos. They make a copy of it and then delete the original.

2020
>Digital ID is totally voluntary
2026
>We can't determine your age through your selfie. Please submit a scan of your ID or use IDconnect (nationally issued digital id app) to continue the purchase/to the website

>>105662835 (OP)
>photo not saved
>we just sell it to an AI company and then delete it

>>105663016
>CE
No doubt SUVs became popular with truck drivers like this.

>>105662986
proof?

>>105662835 (OP)
>unzips

>>105662835 (OP)
how can they verify the age based on a photo, what if pic related does it lol

>streaming
shiggy

>>105662835 (OP)
>all of these corporations doing this all at the same time just as Israel attacks Iran
>all to profile you per extremism protocols

But it's nothing to do with Jews trying to control the world and destroy dissent at all costs now, be it anonymity or any form of platform of criticism.
No, suggesting that there is an evil jewish elite racket is extremism! You aren't allowed to suggest that they're enslaving people and purged many on mass in Gaza and Arabia over the past few months.

Now you know why Intel moved things to Israel. Leverage.

>>105662934
It's nothing to do with that.
They simply just want to profile out extremists and terrorists. That's why it times with the Israel - Iran conflict and the gaza situation.

I've had banks and all sorts of orgs suddenly spring up this shit now. 1 bank I literally already did this for not long ago and it's asking me again now.
It has to be something relating to the conflict in the middle east and protocols in our system here in preparation for it.

They are gong all out against anonymity as a thing nowadays. It's pure evil according to public organisations now, even though having these ID things actually puts people at risk and gets people literally killed nowadays. They simply don't care, they want you dead perhaps.

>>105669430
>got filtered by being a subhuman trash

>>105665110

>>105663016
is there a procedure to make those. I'd like to have a couple hundred on hand, just in case

>>105668687
Already in the works

>>105662835 (OP)
>photos are not saved
sure

>>105665110
hot

>>105662835 (OP)
>photos are not safe
Brazen lie. If some karen sues the company for her child using the app, they better be having those photos as a proof, and they're very well aware of that.

>>105662835 (OP)
Pirated music + iPod wins yet again.