>linux users when their friends ask them to play a game other than SuperTuxKart or Endless Sky

>>105684623 (OP)
Or 0 A.D or Luanti

>>105684623 (OP)
i don't have any friends, nor do i play games.

>>105684673
this is a flex in what way?

>>105684623 (OP)
That's a nintendo user though

>>105684623 (OP)
Why did he do it?

>>105684623 (OP)
I too get a massive bulge I desperately try to control since I know it will work with proton

>>105684623 (OP)
Anon never heard of neither wine nor proton

The beard is characteristic of linux users however

Anyway, with the steamdeck now online and steamOS out most new games now run on linux nativly,

>>105684684
?
i don't need to flex. especially not to a gamer.

>>105684623 (OP)
>User
That's your problem.
Meet Root!

>>105684623 (OP)
Link to the full video please?

>>105684623 (OP)
Uninstall friend and install new friend who will appreciate playing SuperTuxKart with me

>>105684862
doesn't sound like you've ever flexed in your life my friend, time to hit the gym

>>105684623 (OP)
There is nothing wrong with SuperTuxCart...

>>105684916
https://gofile.io/d/GPk3nC
kino timestamps: 8:20 and 1:03:05
>>105684931
>shitty physics
>gameplay basically boils down to using a heavy kart, driftmaxxing and nitromaxxing

>>105684986
Thank you

>>105685018
youre welcome

>>105684623 (OP)
you forgot xonotic

>>105684931
It's the best kart racing game that doesn't have Mario in its name unfortunately 99% of people only care about the Mario ones, never even driven a gokart in real life...

my diaper isn't even full idiot

DEBUNKED

>>105684623 (OP)
This was a tendie.

I'm the token Linux autist in my friend circle. None of them know I have a Windows 11 box for games because their taste in online games is fucking awful.

>>105684623 (OP)
>linux users when they're friends ask them to play any game besides 99% of games on steam and emulated versions of every game released for every console older than 10 years, plus the switch.

>>105684862
It’s pronounced gaymer thank you very much

>>105685248
Aren't most modern multiplayer games in that 1% of games that don't work on Linux (because of anti cheat software)?
Genuine question; I don't play multiplayer games so I have no idea.

>>105684623 (OP)
>lust provoking image
>irrelevant time wasting question

>>105685274
Yes. Unfortunately that's still the bulk of gaming by actual hours played rather than unique titles.
>>105685281
Un fucking real that Yammer is a real Microsoft product now.

>>105685330
I think yammer was rebranded to viva engage or something like that.

>>105685274
>Aren't most modern multiplayer games in that 1% of games that don't work on Linux (because of anti cheat software)?
Yes, and most of them aren't worth playing. Problem?

>>105685281
>>lust provoking image
>Diapers
ABDL's get the rope.

americans are so weird

>>105685396
hhhnnnnngggg keep going

Isn't this the guy that got arrested while wearing a diaper? I saw a small clip and the cops told him to put on a fresh one. Then he wiped his ass with the garbage bag and got arrested with shit all over his dick.

I don't use social media sorry

>>105685274
I mean yeah, but there's still cs

>>105685396
No, that part is fine. The gross part is that it's a dude. If it was a girl, then THAT would be a lust provoking image.

>>105685441
This isn't really a big story on "social media" it's just kiwi farms lolcow. Spending all your attention on the worst people in the world can't be good for you.

>>105685507
Feels good to be 100% tuned out on what those sad faggots are following and what normalfags are following. I only know about this dude because someone linked to a clip in an IRC channel I idle in.

How did he originally get on their radar? This is just one of those normalfag "catch a pedo" youtube channels isn't it?

>>105685536
Yes except unlike 99% of them these guys managed to not illegally collect/destroy any evidence so it's actually admissible and he'll probably not actually go to jail since he didn't actually "do" anything but he'll probably get long probation and on the registry.

>>105685566
I've thought about starting a channel to catch discord trannys illegally sending HRT to children but I can be bothered to start it up and I don't want to be an attention whore.

I wonder how much they're making off this bullshit.

>>105685566
The real punishment is facing the rest of his life as the guy who shat himself a femtosecond after meeting the mother of the sweet little girl he wanted to defile in his eternal degeneracy.
I hope he gets e-coli and dies.

>>105684738
him nothing,
his wife, she's getting jamaled

>>105685274
>Aren't most modern multiplayer games in that 1% of games that don't work on Linux (because of anti cheat software)?
Most? No. Mainly competitive games and even those can work ootb if the devs cared.

>>105685590
he doesnt have a wife. he’s definitely getting bbc'ed in jail thoughie

>>105684623 (OP)
For me, it's the Battle for Wesnoth

>>105684931
STC's camera is fucked up, I can't find a way to keep it CLOSE to the car. Is there a way to change that?

>>105684673
Actual Gigachad. Normie gaymer coping hard.
>L-looking at You! I bet you don't even play FIFA or go out drinking!
>Correct
I asked my AI do illustrate the scene:
photograph of a man who doesnt indulge in video games or social gatherings saying "I dont game, I dont have friends" and next to him a man who loves playing video gaymes and partying saying "muh lootbox". Chad and Virgin Comic style.
AI figured out who is Chad... it is Joever for gaymers.

>>105685590
>>105685651
>dumb butt hurt Indian boys are obsessed with BBC porn
Wow, it's already morning time in India! What a coincidence!

I'm sorry about your micro penis, lads!

>>105684623 (OP)
Just played Ready or Not just fine with two other linux friends.

89% of the top 1000 games on steam are playablle

>>105684986
wtf is this shit

>>105686248
collin patrick maguire, aka the diaper pedo, aka the poopy pedo, tried to meet up with an 11-year-old girl. he pissed and shit his diaper in anticipation of having poopy pants six-nine sex but got busted and was forced to sit in his shit while a fat jew interrogated him for an hour. during this time, he whined about his prior cp conviction and how nintendo turned him into a pedo. finally, police changed him and made him change pants, exposing his crap-coated cock, balls and ass for all to see.
apparently the prior conviction is for making AI-generated porn of his cousin

>>105685960
Go into most of those gold rankings and you get pic related

>>105686290
also collin was 21 years old, a queer activist (fitting) and was majoring in game design at illinois state university.

>>105686290
>he pissed and shit his diaper in anticipation
>fat jew interrogated him
>nintendo turned him into a pedo
>prior conviction is for making AI-generated porn
this shit is funny in so many ways, so much nuance.

>>105686290
>he whined about his prior cp conviction and how nintendo turned him into a pedo
Many such cases.

>>105685507
>it's just kiwi farms lolcow
is he? i just tried to look him up there to get the story and found nothing

>>105686290
>apparently the prior conviction is for making AI-generated porn of his cousin

>>105686290
>apparently the prior conviction is for making AI-generated porn of his cousin
How do you even get caught for that? I thought the online ones wouldn't let you do porn.

>>105684623 (OP)
>Endless Sky
this game is actually very good though

but it's available on windows >:^)

>>105684623 (OP)
my vns work just fine and i dont have friends

>>105686332
he admitted to having a prior CP conviction. I don't have a good source for it being of making AI-generated porn of his cousin though
>>105686444
there are running nudify / deepnude websites, last time I checked. he probably used one of those

>>105685743
It knew what you wanted to see based on the prompt and previous interactions and gave you that. So you brag about a chatbot agrees with you that having no friends is a good thing. Just think about how fucked you are.
>in b4 gaymer
Haven't touched one in almost a decade.

>>105686457
ehhh it's fun but a very specific type of fun. after a while it becomes clear that this game is meant for 2 types of people:
1. autists who like poring over spreadsheets to figure out new ways to minmax ships
2. people who actually enjoy grinding for money / cash / outfits, which is 95-99% of gameplay
there's a story too but it's piss easy if you get a fleet and there's not much to do after you play through it once. also the writers are too moralfaggy imo. there have been genuine discussions about retconning the whole alpha human forced impregnation thing because "that's rape, and rape is worse than murder"
i like the game but it's not amazing

>>105686579
>this game is meant for 2 types of people:
you forgot
3. nostalgia baited nerds who miss Escape Velocity

and yeah it's not GOTYAY but it's fun enough to revisit for like a month each year just to watch money burning fleet go brrrrr on some pirates

>>105684673
I'll be your friend

Endless Sky's space almost gives me epilepsy.

>>105686684
>wanting to be friends with a 4chan poster
>in the year 2025
You're dumb! :3

We're all enemies here! It's every man for himself!

>>105686290
I'm relieved I didn't end up like this. I'm into game design, and I've fapped to scat on /gif/ a few times. I was so close to becoming like this faggot. I guess what sets us apart is I hate nintendo so they could never turn me into a pedo.

>>105686290
>how nintendo turned him into a pedo
I mean, it's always kinda weird when an adult buys Nintendo shit just for himself. Like why would an adult buy something meant for kids only for himself?

Nintendo of America's "Nintendo Treehouse" division was once headed by a deranged woman who advocated for the legalization of sex between adult men and prepubescent boys because of her japanese yaoi porn fetish. After getting fired for a technicality (she worked as a prostitute outside of office hours) she spammed Splatoon kids porn on her Twitter account.

>>105684764
Try to play Spellforce in Wine. Go ahead.

>>105687312
>(she worked as a prostitute outside of office hours)
To be fair that says as much about NoA as it does about her.

>>105686302
yep, another user reinstalled Windows that day
many such cases

>>105687312
actually based

>>105687343
good riddance

>hey anon come play Siege with us
>e-erm i can't, it doesn't work.
>hey anon come play PUBG with us
>e-erm I can't, it doesn't work
>hey anon come play Lost Ark with us
>e-erm I can't, it doesn't work.
>hey anon come play League with us
>e-erm I can't, it doesn't work.
>hey anon come play Apex with us.
>e-erm I can't, it doesn't work.
....
>we're uh... gonna hang out with other people. your linux stuff is just too annoying

has happened numerous times. a story familiar to the jeets and incels here

>>105684623 (OP)
>loonix lusers
>friends
Pick one.

>>105685960
Yes, and Troonix wireless has been perfect for 10 years, anybody who says otherwise is lying.
Protip: everyone's wise to loontroons. If you say the sky is blue, we go to the window and check.

>>105684623 (OP)
The master pup always brings his switch so we play mario kart together and then snoof each others pamps.

>>105687408
I don't have this problem, no one even asks me if I want to play with them

>>105687466
that's covered at the bottom here
>>we're uh... gonna hang out with other people. your linux stuff is just too annoying

>>105687474
Why are you pretending normalfags are gaming on PC in the first place? They all play on consoles so you can't play with them anyway even if you're on Windows. Since most games lack cross play.

I've never had an issue playing with my normalfag friends provided the game actually had working crossplay. But most of the games I play don't and I don't play the console versions because they never got decent updates like delay based netcode.

You know what I do when I want to play a game with them? I go to their house. Or they come to mine.

>>105687312
does she fuck shotas?
asking for a friend

>>105687489
PC gaming makes more annual revenue than consoles you stupid bitch.
Not to mention the popularity of streaming such as Twitch and YouTube.
keep seething, you have no friends because of your loonix autism.

>>105687505
Cool. Guess that's why no one I know actually builds a PC and the children that see my workstation freak the fuck out everyday and think I'm a streamer. Normalfags aren't what you see on your stupid little social media feeds. They're much more retarded than that and they're mostly still on consoles. In fact, they usually buy the same consoles over and over again instead of building a computer. Since they overheat and nuke themselves every couple of years and normalfags have spent decades building up a library on them. They do not want to deal with PC. They do not want to deal with Windows and buying overpriced GPUs and figuring out how to get their controllers to work and how to install mods and blah blah blah.

What you're referring to as normalfags are turbofaggots.

>>105686444
OS venders silently scan all your files for illegal images.

>>105687505
>PC gaming makes more annual revenue than consoles you stupid bitch
Do not redeem

>>105686444
windows indexes your private pictures/files and checks for cp like images

>>105684623 (OP)
I play counter strike and more on linux with no problems

>>105684764
Lmao

>>105685175
>Diddy Kong Racing
>Crash Team Racing
>Sonic & All Stars Racing Transformed
>Garfield Kart
>Beach Buggy Racing 2
>Kartrider: Drift
Tuxkart is dead last lmao

>>105684623 (OP)
It's ok, we're a bunch of old fucks anyways with little free time. Our online games consist of Neverwinter Nights 1, Age of Empires 1 & 2, Baldur's Gate 1 & 2 and occasionally Path of Exile when we want something more fast paced, all of which runs perfectly fine on my toaster with linux. Not that particularly matters because we prefer hanging out the analog way (playing ttrpgs, boardgames and goin at the pub).

>>105684623 (OP)
>OP is butthurt because his friend has better performance on Linux even with Windows games
>OP has diaper fetish and shows his favorite image

>>105684623 (OP)
>be me
>get month ban for "unrelated" image (it was gimp logo on a thread that talks about Gimp)
>get two week ban for "nsfw" image (it was stock image of a woman using desktop computer with full clothing on a thread that talks about used desktop computers)
>while moderator can spam these anti-Linux threads 24/7 with diaper fetish images that OP is obsessed about and no ban or even thread/image removed
We are so fucked. Last time I got banned for "doing false report" about porn webm in /g/ because thread was created by anti-Linux moderator.

>>105687599
>2023
good morning saar

>>105687979
>>105687599
>saar by consol playstashun very best and aryan

Why would you use Linux if you want a pure gaming machine? Windows is a gaming OS so use it if you want to play games.

>>105684623 (OP)
I don't know, I've been playing Minecraft Bedrock Edition with my little brothers, all of us on Linux including the server I'm hosting from. At least ground your bait in reality anon.

>>105684623 (OP)
>SuperTuxKart
you don't need more

>>105684986
There's no way that's not staged. I refuse to believe that people like that exist.

>>105684623 (OP)
At this point if the anti cheat is so invasive or bullshit it doesn’t run on Linux, that’s a dev problem. I play TF2 with my friends as well as the Hoyo slop games without problems. I honestly think Linux came such a long way with games and it’s amazing.
I still don’t fault people for wanting to stay on windows for the games that just don’t work on Linux, we do what we gotta do. Even if most of said games are dogshit.

>>105688274
>>>/d/
>>>/gif/
>>>/tv/
>>>/b/
>>>/r9k/
And pretty much all the other boards as well, to a lesser extent.
You're surrounded by people like him on this site. The sooner you realize it the clearer everything here will be.

>>105688336
You mean to tell me someone is shitposting ITT right now while sitting in their own shit and piss?