>turn on chink AC
>fart
>AC notices it IMMEDIATELY and turns on health mode
NANI, mister chang is a wizard.

放屁機

>>105688139 (OP)
That's just the built in microphones picking up on your unique fart signature they learned via machine learning farms in Zhangbei.

>>105688139 (OP)
Man, these wumao threads are getting fucking embarrassing to read.

>>105688353
>wumao threads
I guess I'm too white to understand what this word means and why it gets spammed all the time.

>>105688379
It means you literally get 50 cents per hour to post delusional Chink fantasies, you subhuman sack of garbage. Now go bike to your second job and sew my goddamn adidas.

>>105688353
>make a fart thread
>retard on /g/ thinks it's a shill thread
Kek

>>105688353
>fart jokes are Chinese propaganda
mutts are being absolutely mindbroken by china lmao

>>105688459
How's the "shaping minds and hearts" strategy going for you, Chang? You get your social credit score fix yet?

>>105688516
We both know it's inevitable.

>>105688516
Yessir, chingchongpingpong I go back to nike sweatshop

>>105688516
I'm Eastern-European, it's even worse than being a chink

>>105688516
kek is this an unironic boomer

>>105688516
>complains about chinese social credit score
>gets arrested for talking about israel

>>105688139 (OP)
Health mode?

>>105688546
True.

An Eastern Euroepean head of the family gets paid a few hundred bucks to sell their youngest girl to a Gook.

>>105689064
>in the east, fathers sold their daughters to non whites, in the west, they are proud to give them away...

>>105688516
Can't wait to see you in the front lines anon! Israel needs you!

>>105688313
based chinaman

>>105688139 (OP)
try burping into it next time

>>105688379
They do it for free (almost)

>>105688516
>You get your social credit score fix yet?

>>105692473
they pay him in mc golems, top kek

>>105688139 (OP)
>1024x683