Thread 105697738

Will you be wearing one?

>>105697738 (OP)
Execute all ameriogres

>>105697738 (OP)
Yes. On my foreskin.

>>105697738 (OP)
I'm not fat so no. It should be mandatory for obese women and metabo law while we are at that.

>>105697738 (OP)
I can't believe he's become such a gigantic faggot shill for big tech.

>>105697738 (OP)
>vaccines bad
>tracking devices good

>>105697738 (OP)
We are all already wearing one it's called a smartphone

>>105697738 (OP)
Give me actual practical smart glasses and I'll wear them everywhere no questions asked
Smartwatches and "fitness trackers" are retarded, and serve no purpose, they're just jewelry for manchildren

>>105697761
We need to track you, in case you die suddenly

arent smartphones practically just that?

>>105697762
/thread

>>105697791
big brother good when my sports team is winning

you will a wearable
you will drink a drinkable
you will eat an eatable
and you will be willable

>>105697738 (OP)
What's the point when smartphones already exist?

>>105697761
I thought vaccines carried 5G nano tracking devices.

>>105697738 (OP)
I'm already selling my data willingly to China, sorry mutts.

>>105697994
He's talking about smart watches for health monitoring. Apple watches unironically save lives all the time.

palantir needs that data

>>105697748
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>>105697738 (OP)
Why does he look like a literal demon?

>>105698184
He was replaced

>>105697738 (OP)
Boomers clinging on to life like they're going to live forever is what gave us retarded Covid restrictions and the ineffective vaxx.

>>105698058
But not 41% of the time

>>105697738 (OP)
I used to have a smartwatch and it was a pretty nice toy to have - it would have all these metrics about my sleep, heart rate, breathing rate, steps walked, calories burnt, etc. After about half a year I got tired of it and sold it. Bought a G-Shock instead.

>>105698248
I'm by now a bit addicted to my smartwatch, but I'm trying to wean myself of of it. I like the trivia and see the numbers go up when I move/sport. But at the same time it makes everything I do have some alterior motive. A stroll in the park isnt just a nice stroll, but also a way to get my stepgoal. I know this is probably a me problem, but it somehow feels a bit dehumanising. That thing dictates when, how and why I move.

>>105698248
Why not have both?

>>105698058
>Apple watches unironically save lives all the time.
Not really. There were some cases in which they just said 'Hey, go see a doctor!' and in those the doctor saved the lives.

>>105698175
The joke is that Americans don't have foreskins and are thus incomplete as human beings

Seriously, why are people so easily impressed by dumb shit like a watch that can count your steps and monitor your heart rate? WTF do you even need it for? Can't you feel your own pulse? Don't you know if you've had a good night's sleep? Why would you want a shitty watch that needs to be recharged all of the time when you could have one that runs for years on a coin battery?

Why the fuck are you all so vain and feel the need to keep up with everyone else? That's really all this smart watch bullshit is: jewelry. Except instead of just looking retarded with it you're also giving away your meta data to some company and making life worse for everyone around you.

I don't understand. Most of you are so addicted to your cell phones these days that you can't imagine life without it. You freak out like crack heads if it goes missing for even a few seconds. You shame people that don't want to be tracked and call them crazy. You aren't getting anything important from them and you're trading so much by using it in exchange for nothing.

What are you getting? Weather reports? Just look outside. Need to read on the toilet? Just grab a book. It doesn't need a battery and it won't ruin your eye sight.

Be honest with yourself. Most of you are just using this stuff to look at porn and post shit you should have kept to yourself in the first place. I don't understand people these days I swear. They willingly take pictures of their naked bodies then act shocked when they leak out to the internet. A smart person doesn't take pictures of their dick, tits, pussy or bare ass in the first place. Much less share it over private messaging. Why do you feel the need to buy a wrist screen to pair with the screen you're already looking at all of the time anyway?

I know smart watches are for retards and niggers because those are the only ones I see wearing them. Idiots like cops seem to love them.

>>105698367
Wow you're actually retarded.

>>105698058
No I mean like for surveillance or whatever the fuck he wants.

>>105697738 (OP)
The dems are going to be so angry and this makes me happy

>>105697884
can you imagine xe voted for the alternative, xe is quite simply fucked, xe can vote for the party with the shorter anal probe but xe will be anal probed.

>>105698331
The wearable will be the new foreskin

>>105697738 (OP)
Tracking chips are hecking based. What are you, an antisemite or something?

>>105697738 (OP)
bruh just get me cheaper healthcare or fuck off

>>105697738 (OP)
Pretty sure most niggers in america are already wearing ankle monitors.

>>105698446
>Cheaper healthcare
Are you a commie or something? Pledge your entire paycheck for israel RIGHT NOW goy.

>>105698367
You should check your health data for hypertension!

>>105697738 (OP)
Trump and RFK are actually crazy.
You know those "mad" kings from history books.
This is the same thing.

>>105698434
What foreskin ya got? I got the Skin 4.

This reminds me of the net neutrality bullshit that reddit was terrified of and astroturfed for years.
Nothing but chat bots and braindead illiterates screaming.

This isn't a tracking device to monitor your location. Its a HIPAA compliant medical device that you would share only with your doctor for the purpose of identifying underlying health issues.

>>105698587
Over wifi? No thanks.

>>105698587
>Its a HIPAA compliant medical device that you would share only with your doctor for the purpose of identifying underlying health issues.

>>105698600
>>105698601
WTF are these timestamps?

>>105697791
I hate it

>>105698600
>>105698601
rapeape is too busy taping politicians raping kids for mossad than getting the website to work properly

>>105697738 (OP)
i'd like to hear some speculation as to why psychotic retards that get into power will eventually discard all previous policy and just start wanting to spy on and control everyone

>>105698587
>This reminds me of the net neutrality bullshit that reddit was terrified of and astroturfed for years.
Oh, you mean the natural state of the fucking internet?
>le reddit
You are a Russian cocksleeve.

>>105697759
Even after he joined the campaign that's a bunch of gigantic faggot shills for big tech?

>>105697762
This

the palantir yearns for souls

>>105699628
>why do people who hunger for power use their power to get more power?

And then it will be an implant mandate. They always do the opposite of what they say. Peace is war. Health is poison. Freedom is surveillance.

>>105698587
>I want corporations to be able to control what I have access to on the Internet
Kys kike

>>105698549
Apple iSkyn with integrated chastity cage and clit blaster. Sure, I gotta buy Apple Liquid Glass TM Syn-Smegma, but it just works.

>>105698587
>This reminds me of the net neutrality bullshit that reddit was terrified of and astroturfed for years.
You mean that reddit was botted into oblivion over?
There are still many subreddits whose top post of all time is net neutrality, often with orders of magnitude more votes than the next highest post
It's frigheningly easy to control the public's opinion with enough bots and manufactured consensus

>>105697738 (OP)
glownigger

>>105698367
The seethe generated by this trvth

He's talking about devices that track your heart/blood pressure lol but I bet liberals will start throwing out their apple watches now to defeat trump

>>105697762
tpbp

>>105698367
people in civilization have been trained for decades to not trust any of their senses
a simple example is forced acquisition of taste for what is basically indigestible grass (vegetables) during childhood.

>>105699628
Ever heard the saying "Power corrupts"?
It's why you want less power not more.

>subhuman kikeslurping cattle that's literally controlled by a worm in its brain is acting like a subhuman
kek. land of the fucking free

>>105697738 (OP)
If you don't want to give your biometric data to Palantir for free while they use it to charge you premium for health insurance you are a fucking ANTI SEMITE!!!

OP and this whole thread is nothing but mindless /pol/spam ragebait niggotry.

>>105702000

The fact that Isrealite interests are involved in the installation of a surveillance system on U.S. citizens is not /pol/, but a fact.

>>105702101
It's /g/ - Technology, not /g/ - fact of the day, and mass surveillance is a global issue, going far beyond burgerstan and whatever the fuck "Isrealite interests" are.

>>105702162
but they are using a technological platform to achieve their objectives. Palantir and its product Ontology, ARE technology.

>>105697738 (OP)
What da fuck?

>>105702184
The OP is yet another worthless twitter screenshot without a link, and this thread is an incoherent mess of people bitching. Stop pretending.

>>105702162
Yes, a massive TECHNOLOGY issue, trollfarm-kun.

>>105702209

Stop pretending what? that Palantir Technologies doesn't exist, and that it has no interest in the establishment of a surveillance state so they can go on their merry way?

>>105702184
>but he used technology
So porn belongs on /g/ because technology is used to film and edit it?

>>105702101
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hello
that's hella based
I want my big tech companies standing with israel

where can I get one of those wearathingys

>>105697738 (OP)
Wow RFK Jr invented a data collecting device? Wow. -Sent from my ipadroid 12 Pro Max thats connected to my smurtWatch that tracks my daily heart beat

>>105697761
kek just two more weeks purebloodbros, just two more weeks and all the vaxxies will die.... just two more weeks......

>>105698367
I don't have anything to add, I just agree. People are out of touch with themselves completely. I catch myself too, sometimes.

mfw when america is more china than china itself

>>105697884
>>105698423
>unironically voting

I love the United States (and Israel, btw).

>>105697738 (OP)
this must be that bill gates guy who wants to microchip everyone that the chuds keep talking about

>>105697759
What ever have you the impression this guy was not a self serving grifter? You didn't actually believe his unscientific bullshit, did you?

What's the context? Everyone answering with their own headcanon...

>>105697761
More people die from heart disease and diabetes-related complications than from seasonal flu

>>105697738 (OP)
Yes. As soon as you die, all benefits are automatically stopped. It should be a global system with a unique ID linked to a permanent digital ID.

>>105706100
No, my good faggot. I just find his transition from pseudo-hippie to tech shitter amusing.

>>105697738 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly10r6m_-n8

>>105706315
And?

>>105706326
>wearable erroneously reports your death
>now have to fight to be recognised as still alive

>>105697738 (OP)
Lol how the fuck is it that Americans vote for a party that supposedly hates big government and then get this shit time and time again? They're as bad as the Brits kek.

>>105706912
I mean really.
>Elect "small government" Texas oil man from pollical dynasty
>He creates an organization that actively spies on Americans
>Punitively arrests anybody who leaks data about it
>Elect boastful "real-estate" entertainment tycoon who promises to cut the government in size
>Proceed to get medical tracking devices
It's comical really.

>>105706315
Heart disease is literally the largest cod in the US

>>105700874
True, only raw meat and organs can give optimal nourishment, but people have been brainwashed into thinking that eating plants is healthy. Not that I care. People get what they deserve. Society inherently destroys the human being by its nature, and only those that attempt to separate from it have a chance to escape ruin.

>>105700845
Apple Watch can do hear related stuff and is even an FDA approved EKG device, they got fucked on the blood pressure monitoring parents but it was planned

>>105706315
Yeah, someone should make a vaccine for those things too

>>105697791
>he thinks Republicans and Democrats actually oppose each other
I genuinely think the 2016 election was a psyop to corral young potentially volatile Americans away from "dangerous ideologies" and back on the Red Team Blue Team plantation

>>105698331
why are euros so obsessed with foreskins? it's all they ever talk about.

>>105698367
I agree with everything except that smart people don't take dickpics. We do it all the time to get easy pussy and I couldn't care less if my dickpic ends up on the internet. Just don't put your face on it.

>>105697738 (OP)
but this has been a thing for over a decade now

>>105707337
There does seem to be a particular party you Yanks have that tends to invade privacy consistently.

>>105707387
It's normal for americans to think it's a void of a topic.

>>105697738 (OP)
The "mark of the beast" crowd sure is silenz on that. I wonder why.

>>105707387
Because it's hundreds of thousands of nerve endings and also is protective like your eyelid. You know how people always talk about their eyelashes and how great it is to have eyelids so they don't go blind? It's really great.

>>105706315
>You're more likely to die from a dog than a shark, so go out in the water and pet it