Thread 105699661

This is our future.

Women btfod

>>105699661 (OP)
Impressive, but who's gonna clean those toilet brushes?
What is it's cleaning efficiency compared to a woman?
Can it even detect the fact that a turd is laying on the toilet seat without smearing that turd all over?

>>105699693
>but who's gonna clean those toilet brushes?
Nobody, they will be single use and you will have a subscription to order new ones

>>105699661 (OP)
Those rooms didn't need cleaning; what the robot did was purely performative.

>>105699661 (OP)
that robot will never steal from you

>>105699661 (OP)
This is stupid and potentially dangerous. Fecal matter will be everywhere and nothing will be fully clean.

>>105699661 (OP)
>Smear turd on top of toilet lid
>Robot cleans toilet lid first
>Doesn't swap brush
>Robot smears shit on toilet seat
>Robot smears shit all over the toilet
>Robot inserts brush full of shit in its own brush storage
>Robot goes around the office making it smell like shit everywhere

>>105699754
Damn, so even Indians are getting replaced by robots now. Truly these are the end times.

>>105699661 (OP)
I would boughting one if they're not atrociously expensive, just imagine how much I'd save without having to pay some random woman to come home to clean.

>it didn't steal anything or complain
Very impressive.

Just needs a pussy, it already has the ass

>>105699661 (OP)
Good morning incredible clean loo

>>105699661 (OP)
>Uses the same brush to clean the table that he used to clean the toilet
Yeah, I'll pass.

>>105699661 (OP)
>this will be six trillions goy

>>105699744
underrated

>>105699844
I remember this documentary. The Japanese guy living in africa and married with an african woman that complains that africans are lazy, yeah?

>>105699661 (OP)
It can't handle tall door thresholds which bathrooms often have due to regulations.
It didn't clean the shower glass, windows, or walls.
It can't handle the tiles bathrooms often have. It can't handle a bathtub.
It's utterly useless in a real scenario, and like the others said, I sincerely doubt it's capacity to detect fecal matter.

>>105699839
No it doesn't. It uses a new brush from it's right compartment then puts it in the left one.

>>105699661 (OP)
>another idea i had 10 years ago but couldnt develop because of life reasons

Well at least they're trying to solve something most find boring.
And it won't be good enough at it so staff will always have to be on hand, plus it's too hard to fire people so probably no jobs here will be list at all while sanitation workers get a bit easier job.

>>105699854
>>105699754
>>105699749
You're right but you're underestimating the laziness of brown workers, they barely clean already.

>>105699852
that's the one, it's a big meme in /pol/

>>105699661 (OP)
>clean the toilet
>uses the same brush for cleaning the table and the kitchen

>>105699661 (OP)
Pretty sure it's remote controlled, not automatic. I've seen a video of similar robots folding laundry in a hotel.

Also, fucking disgusting going from the toilet to the table and then dishwasher. Fucking india-tier hygiene, urk.

>>105699852
>>105699898
No it's not "the one", he's not japanese obviously and if he has a wife or not I can't remember but it's a very minor part. He explains (and shows with live examples) how useless the african workers are.

>>105699934

Found it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iRzY8sLyN8

>>105699890
Are you planning to sue?

>>105699661 (OP)
>No you don't clean *around* objects
>You remove everything from the surface first
>THEN CLEAN
>Now do it again, properly this time
Lol a 6th grader would do better (in an actual civilized country ofc)

>>105699956
I recommend watching the full documentary. It's not so racist as /pol/ makes it out to be, even though the tiny lil chink fella says some funny things at times.

>>105699919
>>105699921
Why say this about india when we have more cleaner toilet than west? Do you even own one bitch?

>>105699661 (OP)
>>105699921
>video of similar robots folding laundry in a hotel.
found it.

>>105699967
for what?
being a fuckup?
the early bird gets the worm
maybe someday ill get around creating competition because the market is pretty much virgin so you can be sure theres still tons of margin you can discount from
but still, im jealous. i could have had that stuff years ago
i was toiling in construction to pay rent at that time

>>105700026
Why can't they actually be that fast?

>>105700005
>when we have more cleaner toilet than west?
Of course they are clean, your people never use them

>>105700026
>those slashes in the wall
Soon

This is our future.

>>105699736
Yeah, looks like it's great for polishing already clean surfaces but how does it actually fare cleaning up shit splattered toilet bowls?

this is what i can get behind

this is what i want

i feel affection for that robot working hard. good robot :3

>>105699661 (OP)
>didn't mop the floor
so still below human level

>>105700026
>>105699661 (OP)
Teleop. Laundry video was done from over 7000 miles away though.
>>105699921
Yup, it's teleop. The distance they're doing it from is enough to require some partial autonomy.
>>105699744
It's teleop, so the remote worker could collaborate with another crook to take stuff out of your house. The penalties for doing this are less than if they broke in because most laws assume proximity to to the crime

>>105699661 (OP)
I'm reminded of that self-cleaning toilet seat, it's the same problem with a dish washer, it doesn't know when something is clean or not, which is catastrophic to a robot designed to clean

>>105699919
Are you blind? It fetched a clean brush attachment. It has two very visible bins.

>>105699754
You understand that there's a new scrubber slot and a used scrubber slot right? Are you retarded? As for wiping it down with the same scrubber. Mexicans literally just wipe everything, including the sinks, down with the same dirty rag they don't wash.

>>105699661 (OP)
That's the worse cleaning i have ever seen

So, when will UBI be introduced

>>105700510
What do you think happens when the used scrubber slot is filled with human poop?
Are you going to clean it?

>>105699890
Do you have some kind of background in robotics? There's a lot more to it than you would think.
Anyone can come up with the "robot that cleans" part.

>>105699852
Chinese and not married. He's the foreman for a transport infrastructure project that the DRC government requires he hire a certain percentage of native workers for. He and the other Chinese manage the African workers. There's one African translator guy who helps him out with this.
He's annoyed about the workers being lazy or incompetent, and about how all the other businesses he has to integrate with are like that too, and how they all try to rip him off because he's not African.
It's called Empire of Dust.

>>105700597
No, a different robot will do that.

>>105699661 (OP)
I don't like the idea of having cameras mounted everywhere and one directly over the shitter. who would be monitoring me pooping all day?

>>105700684
literal pepe robot

>>105699661 (OP)
>cleans your tables with the toilet brush

>>105699661 (OP)
Guys, it's not gonna work. At the point in the future these robots are a mainstay, the living spaces we'll occupy will be too small to fit. We're all going to be living under the stairs' cupboard

>>105699736
hey at least it puts continuous effort to keep the room clean, I won't complain about that. Make it offline compatible and I'll buy it in a jiffy.

>>105699693
clean the toilet brushes?
avoid reusing the toilet brushes on the dishwasher?

It didn’t even clean inside the bowl wtf, my large american shits leave disgusting skid marks all over the inside and this lazy fuck wouldn’t get that clean

>>105699661 (OP)
why not build self-cleaning into the fixtures themselves?

>>105699890
you have the best ideas friend

>>105702389
this nigga thinking out of the box, I've seen self-cleaning toilets, so if that's automatable the next worst thing is the kitchen, which is halfway aoutmated already, just auto-put the dishes in the dishwasher, about the dining table, that should be easy

>>105702415
all i got from them is pain when someone else develops shit i envisaged half a decade before
if you imply your ideas arent as good as mine, dw
having good ideas is a fucking curse if you dont have the money to develop them

>>105700330
At least we have autonomous napkin folding robot
https://xcancel.com/JasonMa2020/status/1917255026751553629
And I remember there is autonomous powerwashing toilet cleaning robot too.

>>105699661 (OP)
It cleans the kitchen with the same brush it used on the toilet

>>105699890
Wow. You had the clean of cleaning robots.
Amazing. No one has ever thought about that before.

>>105699736
They were a pigstay according to airbnb lanl*rds

>>105702874
i actually have a whole development path to get there
here, maybe you can make use of that:

first you get 5 axis robots
you will use em to vertically integrate everything you can realistically produce on your own
then you bifurcate
one direction: cnc. perfect workshop to get precision movement right
the other: put the cnc on wheels and make it do stuff.
like cleaning your room
this is retard tier shit
anybody who can program an arduino, and later, a raspberry pi can do that
you just have to have the idea
and thats why they have inherent worth

at the end of the day, robo-slavery is where it's at, every job a human does, should be handled by robots, and every human should be able, even though not realistically needed to, to rebuild the robo-system from the ground up. robots build and maintain robots, humans are free to do as they wish, as long as the population is kept under the required threshold. it's complicated but doable, I want to be free to neet-max in opulent luxury

>>105699661 (OP)
>leaves your door wide open with nobody home while it exits to take out the trash

>>105699693
why are you shitting on top of your toilet seat instead of in the toilet

>>105699661 (OP)
That's the same fucking brush it used on the toilet! What the fuck?

>>105702956
no, watch closely, every brush he uses is single use, what is underneath it the solid base isn't though

>>105699661 (OP)
I hope there'll be a version where the robot uses the same brush for everything to get the most realistic experience possible.

>>105699661 (OP)
>arm full of old crusty shit is now stuck
wipe it and oil it up, janny :^)

>war propaganda machine tells us "we don't need this" because they are too lazy to switch the towel
it IS a clockwork

>>105699693
just program that function
idk, just program it measure stats
guess what can be programmed

>>105700510
todays new scrubber was yesterdays toilet bowl scrubber

>>105699661 (OP)
>buh they stealin our shitter cleaning jobs!!

>>105702947
i see you haven't had the misfortune of paj-indians and NIG-(not getting banned again today) in your city

i have seriously lost count over the number of times ive gotten banned for racism
my hurtful truths must be pissing (((someone))) off
hmm i wonder what happened to this website

>>105703168
Lately I've been getting warnings for jokingly being racist against asians, but I get bans the moment I say anything negative about jeets.

>>105703272
there are at least two jeet mods right now, as in full on indian flag

>>105700646
>>105699989
Why should I trust a propaganda videos made by the ccp?

>>105703272
honestly good, the mods are doing god's work
the recent spam of everything being about jeets, chinks, or browns is fucking annoying. wh*tes literally can't help themselves out of complaining about all the time when they're the ones that started their own problems

>>105699989
I think it also points out a very important distinction between the way the Chinese invest in places and how the West have historically invested in these places. You can't just give a developing world shit and expect them to use that to grow, you can't buy their raw materials and expect them to improve beyond sending children into the cobalt mines. You need to put in the effort to train them to become self-sufficient. They literally have not developed so many things that we take for granted in the west, the things that they need to focus on are things we can't even understand unless we physically go there and develop long-term development plans with the individual countries. Say what you will about China, the developing world views them much more positively than they do the west, and that is not good for the west in general.

>>105703416
you know what, i won't allow them to control my behavior or deny me my racism
i absolutely despise kikes, niggers and pajeets and wish them all genocidal death, and that will never ever change
it only takes me a total of 130 seconds (thats captcha wait included) to get back in after a ban so fuck you kike
especially fuck you pajeetnigger rapeape, 4chan will celebrate your death like its 1999 and you know it

>>105703503
dangerously based

>>105703429
China isn't interested in improving these places you totally naive moron, LMAO.

>>105702947
lurk moar newnigger

>>105699661 (OP)
ok but can I fuck it yes or no

>>105703503
>another episode of wh*te meltie when white women WILLINGLY want to abort their babies, white males WILLINGLY want to start hrt, white people WILLINGLY consume slop endlessly, white countries WILLINGLY import other races into the country

>>105703429
China does have more relevant experience with bootstrapping peasants into a useful society in the last 75 years

>>105703642
>WILLINGLY
no one wants any of that, they just don't want to get beaten up for being a bigot

>>105703734
if I said what you posted while in any white country, I'd lose all my white friends, my white boss would fire me instantly, I'd get threats from white people, etc
the "beaten up" problem is one you all willingly adhere to, not to mention that you're also the one agreeing to what's "bigotry" or not

>>105703416
>literally can't help themselves out of complaining about all the time when they're the ones that started their own problems
saaaaar, I would highly recommend running your English through ChatGPT before posting here, so it reads as least somewhat human-like.

>>105703818
Nah, actually they'd mostly agree with you.

>>105699661 (OP)
Thats disgusting. It used the same brush for the seat, the cistern and the sink wtf.

>>105703818
anyone not participating in beating up the bigot, starts to look like the next bigot

>shit on your dinning table
I can finally get the india experience

>>105699661 (OP)
this is cool but aren't these videos always strictly setup beforehand? Like it was preprogrammed for cleaning this exact room. I guess it could work for hotels and stuff.

>>105699661 (OP)
Lame as fuck. Maids are pointless if they can't be raped.

>ESL ESL PAJEET ESL PAJEET
>YOU DON'T NEED THIS IT IS SHIT ON THE TABLE IT PUTS SHIT ON THE TABLE ITS UNCLEAN
>YOU PEASANTS DO NOT NEED THIS
>THE VIRUS IS WAITING IS OUTSIDE, DO NOT GO OUTSIDE, THE FRESH AIR IS LIFE THREATENING TO GRAMPS! YOU DON'T WANT GRAMPS TO DIE, RIGHT?
>WHAT IF GRAMPS DIES BECAUSE OF THE ROBOT? END OF DISCUSSION! RUSSIAN BOT FARMS OUT! HURR DURR
>TRUMP IS FUNNEEEEHHHH LOOK HERE A NEW NEWS ARTICLE ON /g/, 4CHANS MOST ORGANIC BOARD LOLE
>WE'RE TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSE, BASKET WEAVERS DO NOT NEED A CLEANING ROBOT THAT MAKES THEIR LIVES EASIER
>JANNY, CLEAN UP TRUMP JRS TURD AND BAN THE POSTS NOT FOLLOWING US LAW

>>105700005
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>>105699661 (OP)
Women sisters... how do we respond to this without sounding mad?

>Here, /g/
>our organic /g/ image board is so hecking wholesome, gib us the source code, you are free, free software libre uwu
>eat shit from your foot
>that's the best OS, our glorious sticky, everything is eating from foot yes very good, eat the foot dirt and give us the source code, upload directly at github.com the microshit honeypot
>eating shit from the foot is good, microsoft loves eating shit from the foot
>BUT ANON NO YOU DO NOT NEED A ROBOT THAT MAKES YOUR LIFE EASIER
>SEE THAT? IT PUTS RUSSIAN BOT FARM SHIT FROM THE TOILET SEAT ON THE FLOOR, OUR HECKING SURFACE TABLET MADE OUT OF FABRIC WILL BE THE BIG STINKY ;))))
>YOU'RE NOT A DIRTY PEASANT, ARE YOU? YOU'RE ON THIS ORGANIC FREE SOFTWARE COMMUNITY, TOLERATE THE INHUMANITIES ON /pol/ THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOU, YOU DO NOT NEED THE ROBOT

>>105704169
>>105704224
genuine schizophrenic paranoia is terrifying

>>105699685
this and sexbots srsly what usecase remains?

>>105704244
It is. The people assuming others to lash out are completely mind broken. Being scared of words makes libraries get set on fire. Glad we're on the same page.

>>105704236
There are literally more bacteria in your keyboard (yes, in) than on that toilet seat without a turd. What an embarrassment. Turn off the TV and read a biology book.

beep some more, drone

>slower
>less efficient
>doesnt do as good as a job
but hey, someones saving 10 dollars an hour so YOU have to put up with it

>>105704269
shit is almost entirely bacteria.

>>105699661 (OP)
>someone sharts all over the toilet seat
>robot comes along and smears the shit all over the entire bathroom
kek

>>105700026
>has to speed it up 16x
>one bot is idle for like a quarter of the time
>fucking skid marks all over the wall
>despite this its STILL teleoperated

>>105704269
>There are literally more bacteria in your keyboard (yes, in) than on that toilet seat without a turd.
>without a turd
watch the gif again
beep boop

>>105699661 (OP)
>clean toilet first then spread those germs across the entire house.
I want a better robomaid.

>>105700646
>how they all try to rip him off because he's not African.
its not that they try to rip him off because he's not African its simply just that every business there is inept and corrupt. He basically runs a daycare and has to deal with other daycares that are unsupervised. I want to say something similar happened in either Uganda or Rawanda where the dictator kicked out all of the Indian migrants and gave their businesses to locals who then ran them to the ground within a week.

>>105699661 (OP)
>drives back to charging station
>gets cleaned and refitted by streetshitter janny

>>105699661 (OP)
based, I'm gonna name him Tony Da Robot

>>105699661 (OP)
Except that first room is your entire place and you have to choose between the cleaning robot and a decent meal.

>>105703408
It wasn't made by the CCP.
The guy who made it is Belgian, and they have their own historic reasons for being interested in the DRC and the failing infrastructure there. Namely, they built that infrastructure.
>>105704406
Remember the bit where he's trying to buy gravel?
His translator guy tells him they're charging him up because he's Chinese, and if I recall correctly the translator guy tries to hide the fact it's for the Chinese to avoid that.
They know they'll pay more, so they ask for more.

I'm not familiar with the Indian migrant thing you're talking about, but it's the same story every time the question of ownership inequality in Africa comes up.
A would-be leader can stir up supportive sentiment by claiming he'll seize the means of production for Africans, but it turns out you need more than just the means themselves to actually use them so they end up with lower productivity and no redistribution of wealth.
That would actually be quite "democratic" by the DRC's standards though. They didn't have an elected leader until 2019, and even he was most likely in the pocket of Kabila. The normal way to take leadership in that country is to shoot the previous guy in the head.

>>105700684
>>105702834
Look closely. It changes cleaning heads between each task.
>>105702921
You're just another hobbyist roboticist (if you can even be called that) who vastly underestimates how complicated this stuff is because he's never attempted to actually do even the first step in reality.
Your plan really doesn't say anything more other than "cleaning robot" along with some pie in the sky thinking about having robots build robots. (wow! why didn't anyone else think of that!)

>>105704584
>You're just another hobbyist roboticist
thats how you create NEW products
youre just coping youre substandard and you shouldnt be working where youre at bc you dont have a clue and you dhould sh ut the fuck up

>>105704614
You barely managed to type that seethe out. Try again.

>>105699661 (OP)
That is an obscenely large bathroom

>>105704632
im drunk
and youre retarde d


at least now you can possibly understand what i type
you know
me, but with 40 iq less than usual

>>105699661 (OP)
I'd rather have a bathroom that can be cleaned in seconds with a pressure washer and dried with a fan

>>105704682
What did you actually do in pursuit of building your robot? What challenges did you come up against?
The only way your answer to question 2 could be "none" is if your answer to question 1 was "nothing", because if this were easy, someone else would have done it already and made a lot of money in the process.
Even what we've seen in this thread, while it is nice work, is still run in a fairly controlled environment.

>>105704723
none
i s till used shit that it took industry 3 years to invent to eat so im ok with the reality check
i realitychecked myself, no? early bird gets the worm, and nobody gives a shit if its deserved or not
hust who actually doies it


i think you got cucked out of an invention yourself and you try to belittle me as a coping machanism
tough cookies
were on an anonymous forum
i say what i think
and if you cant bring anything to the table i can just fukken ignore you
and its not like getting pats on the head w as gonna chyange anything to begin with...

fkn life
i got life doing life
fkn hell
and then people wonder why im a pothead

>>105704310
lole we went fool circlel

>>105699693
>turd is laying on the toilet seat
Theres a reason why this technology only exists in japan

>>105705032
The gook toilet seat administration?

>>105704770
Of course it wouldn't change anything, but it's plain you're holding onto delusional beliefs about how you could have made it because you need that to prop your self esteem up.
It's not a good or solid thing to build a picture of your own self-worth on.
As for the ad hom, I'm doing OK, but I don't see what difference that makes as far as this conversation is concerned.
Feel free to ignore me if you like, because it won't change things.

>>105699661 (OP)
Seems nice.

BETTER THAN MEXICANS IN EVERY HOTEL IN THE COUNTRY.

>>105705090
didnt ignore you
just have nothing constructive to say on top of that
have a you

>>105705076
Japan is the only civilized country that is not overrun by shitters who dont know how to use toilets

>>105699921
>remote controlled
Calling in a bomb disposal robot after you shit is a power play

>>105705129
I will not be believing your lies, you only want to advertise the youtube pewdiepie again. Because
>pewdiepie: :(
>pewdiepie, japan: :O
checkmate

>>105705199
Learn english nigger

>>105705129
hilarious

>>105704554
>His translator guy tells him they're charging him up because he's Chinese, and if I recall correctly the translator guy tries to hide the fact it's for the Chinese to avoid that.
I do remember that but I took it as that said business owner would come up with an excuse to charge for more regardless who it is. Yes in this case its because it would be for the chineese but if it wasnt that it could be any reason they come up with. It's simply corrupt no matter the circumstances.

>>105699661 (OP)
>uses the same brush it used to clean your toilet to clean your tables and cutlery
wow

>>105705243
EFL

>Robot cleans a toilet
>100 replies of seethe
Why do you all want to be wagies so much

>>105699661 (OP)
Clankers are so disgusting.

didnt even flush the piss in the toilet

>>105705547
This was everyone's plan b in case llms take over coding. There's nothing else the people of /g/ can do.

>>105705300
Might well be. I haven't watched that documentary in a few years.
Not the first time I've heard about Africans upcharging non-Africans though. I saw an interview with this American guy living out in a mud hut in, I want to say Uganda, and he said they charge him about triple for construction, because even tripled their construction prices are extremely cheap for him, so he pays them.

Yes I want this to happen.
Goodbye stinky brown smelly people.
I want the 2.0 version that has home defense and just auto guns down hoodlums that break and enter.
I want the 3.0 version that also is a sex bot that cooks AND cleans
no longer will the needs of a man be bound to nature. For a robot will be the perfect companion

>>105700567
never. birth rates will collapse until society reaches a naturally sustainable population number. The people left will do the jobs robots can't, and we'll be back where we started. same thing that happened after the industrial revolution
>explosive population growth to run all the new industrial machines
>industrial machines get automated, population growth stabilises or recedes

>>105699661 (OP)
>Remoted by underage latinas in Mexico

this is why zucc invested in oculus btw, the goal is having stinky third worlders teleoperate these robots in their resorts in monaco and davos without having to pay them monaco/swiss wages and abide by 1st world labour laws. also not having their stinky brown asses around is a plus

>>105705262
So what is it that ended up being exposed

>>105706819
probably that they hate jeets. not a huge revelation

>>105706816
Based dollchad

>>105699661 (OP)
Reality is not a stage anon

>>105702921
The drawing is still infinitely more well thought out than that textual diarrhea anon.

>>105700026
Why not just grab a shirt from the pile? What does folding do?

>>105707613
Most people are incredibly inefficient. Almost all household chores normalfags do can be optimized and made easier. For example you can keep your clothes on the clothes dryer. Full stop. That way you don't crinkle them when stuffing them into some cabinet, they never stink, you have perfect oversight over your outfits look, time saved, etc.
I know exactly one person living like that, everybody else is busy wasting their time folding laundry and putting it away. In the kitchen you can clean the floor easily by throwing used towels on the floor and scrubbing them around with your feet a few times. Works wonders if you do it once a day and all it takes it picking up one towel from the floor at the end of the day and dragging your leg across the floor a few times, making you look like a pirate with a wooden leg. And again: I only know exactly one person who does it this way. Everybody else lives with dirty floors until the day they decide to mop the floor - which then feels like a chore to those people because it actually is a chore, lol. Did you know? There is kitchen cleaner spray, spray some of that mist on the kitchen counter and wipe - done, it's clean. I know exactly 0 households except mine having such sprays.

Normalfags are inefficient retard fucks that can't think outside of the box for shit and they are the ones designing robots in their image.

Why do I even care?

>>105704246
Childbearing, motherhood.
Although I suppose those things have fallen out of fashion these days.

>>105707779
>I know exactly one person living like that
Well of course you know him. It's (You)!

I only put away the clothes I wear once in a while. The everyday clothes stay on the dryer. I thought it's common sense?

>>105699693
ALERT, ALERT

WAGIE NEEDED TO CLEAN TOILET BRUSH

TOILET BRUSH FULL OF SHIT AND DIARHEA

>>105707779
>There is kitchen cleaner spray
>I know exactly 0 households except mine having such sprays.
Maybe because some hate using retarded chemicals when a water and a drip of lemon wiped over with a microfiber towel does it just as well and quickly.

>>105704246
humiliation fetishes

>>105699693
>What is it's cleaning efficiency compared to a woman?
Depends on your metric of "efficiency."
It can operate continuously, overnight, if it ties in to some kind of scheduling system, go in when a room isn't expected to be occupied.

>>105707613
Efficient storage.
Easier to grab if a certain number is needed.
More presentable to guests, (and haphazard pile implies used & dirty.)

It's fucking over for Paco and his 20 brothers. It's literally done for, there's no turning back now.

>>105699661 (OP)
> robot going into a chinese elevator
Robert nooo!

Why would I want to use a (assumed very expensive) robot to fold laundry when I can get folded laundry from a laundry cleaning company that has a dedicated machine that does a neater job?
Am I missing something obvious here?

And the cleaning robot - it's a nice thing when you have a lot of time, but in a time constrained environment like a hotel it just seems way to slow.

>>105699693
>Can it even detect the fact that a turd is laying on the toilet seat without smearing that turd all over?
I get it that you take pleasure in conjuring these images on people's minds, but this sort of eschatological humor is so passé. Are you stuck in 2009, oldfag?

>>105699890
>muh life reasons
Should have used a condom/should not have married tha roastie bitch/should not have hit that crack pipe

>>105709917
You take an empty spray bottle, pour a drop of soap into it and some vinegar and once again I outpace you.

>>105699693
A woman only works ~40 out of her ~80 year lifespan because she needs "bringing up", "education" and "retirement".
During her working years she will spend most of her day off work sleeping, eating, shitting and whatever else woman do in their "free time". And on top of that she asks for "weekends" and "sick days" and "holidays".
So out of 8760 hours in non-leap year she will only work 1766.
_______
(40 years / 80 years) * (1766/8760) = 10,08%

If a robot only had 10% uptime you'd throw it away.

only thing missing is a fleshlight

>>105710293
The question is obviously in surface cleaning efficiency.
How many bacteria are left after a robot cleans vs a woman cleans.
The robot doesn't scrub every inch. The robot may not even notice a tiny black spot that contains black mold or similar.

>>105699754
>>Smear turd on top of toilet lid
This wouldn't happen in my household, so it looks like this product fits my needs.

>>105700241
Robots for that already exist. I guess a vacuum cleaner + mop could be built into its base, but I don't think this is the case for that particular robot.

>>105700395
>I'm reminded of that self-cleaning toilet seat
Just don't shit on the seat. That things isn't fit for public toilets, but for personal use, it's fine.
>it's the same problem with a dish washer
Could you elaborate? I have a dish washer and it works great. It does sometimes miss spots if I do a poor job placing the dishes onto it racks, but over all, it's a massive time and effort saver.

>>105712126
>noooo we must stop the delopment of new robots!!!! Rumba slopbots already do everything you need!!! AI is le evil and a scam!!!

>>105699661 (OP)
I used to have one of them , but it had a pair of tits

>>105704236
>indian engineering
More like engineering that doesn't account for Indians. Turds don't end up on a white/yellow man's toilet seat.

>>105699661 (OP)
It even emulates the big rumps of the standard conzuela maids of the U.S.A, amazing

>>105712173
I did not say that, Anon. I really like the robot in the OP video and I hope it gets developed further for a commercial release. I already have a robotic vacuum cleaner and it would be nice to have a dusting robot as well. Someone else was complaining that it didn't mop the floor, and I said that floor moping robots already exist and that this functionality could probably be built into the base of the robot shown in the OP video. I understand that it's hard to read the inane complaints of some anons ITT, but try to maintain composure and avoid friendly fire.

>>105703734
Are you fucking retarded? No one is beating up white women for giving birth, or white men for not taking HRT (I don't and I haven't got beaten up, curious) or white people for touching grass (I don't have social media and I haven't got beaten up, curious)

>>105699661 (OP)
>cleans an already clean bathroom
Not impressed. I am pretty obsessive with cleaning in the bathroom so I know what goes into a true clean. For example, I have to do dry wipedown of surfaces to remove dust first, otherwise it collects on the paper towels during the wet clean and smears dust clumps on pure white surfaces. Also, sometimes excess cleaning fluid or dust from surfaces can drop to the floor during cleaning and needs to be collected. If the robot could detect things like that and deal with them effectively, then I'd be impressed.
>>105699693
>Impressive, but who's gonna clean those toilet brushes?
1 guy will clean all the brushes in a washing machine for 2 hours at the end of the day as opposed to 10 cleaners working for 8 hours all day. It's still a massive reduction in human labor, which is how automation actually works. It's never a complete 100% removal of human labor, just reducing it by 95% or so.

which low skill jobs will even be left once robots and AI take over cleaning, laundry, elderly care?

prostitution?

>>105702722
You do realize the people who develop these likely started on them before you even had the idea, right? These things don't materialize overnight

>>105707779
wait til you get a wife. She will invent useless tasks and make you insane with the retardation of it all. In the end, she will nag you for not participating in her time-wasting rituals

>>105707808
Yeah, good parenting is in such a sharp decline that this reason might as well be null and void

>>105699744
this will age like milk

>>105700438
1 bit flip away from smearing shit all over your table. too close for comfort

>>105699661 (OP)
I can't wait for a future where we get to pay $500/mn for robotic maid subscriptions with additional addons like apple siri voice commands!

>>105699890
ideas are worth nothing, it's the implementation that matters. Look, I have such a good idea, what if we create ultra realistic sex bots that acts like a girlfriend? Am I a genius for thinking that?

>>105699661 (OP)
You'd still be wagecucking 10 hours a day

>>105699744
Oh, you checked its source code? You monitor its runtime?

>>105715561
What a strange thing to say. You can buy robot vacuum cleaners today that don't need a subscription. Why would this change? Are you just doomposting?

>>105699661 (OP)
I always clean the bathroom last. Unless video is played in the wrong order, the living, dining and kitchen areas should be cleaned first then the bathroom and laundry last.

>>105718590
>You can buy robot vacuum cleaners today that don't need a subscription.
Are you serious lol
20 years ago you could buy an electric car, adobe photoshop, and play xbox online without a subscription too.

>>105718855
What are you trying to say?

>>105707779
>has to go all the way to his dryer to get an outfit for the day instad of spending 5 minutes putting thing in a more convenient location
>lazily smears shit around his floor and never actually cleans it
>thinks solvents are some unheard of mystery chemical
oh boy it's retarded.

>>105699693
That's the point. Robots can be refined to clean toilet brushes. This isn't 1980.

>>105699661 (OP)
>doesn't wash hands after touching toilet
>uses same toilet buffer to clean sink

Ewwwwww

>>105699661 (OP)
Does it speak Spanish?

>>105719104
>robot malfunctions
>old guy gets crushed into a pulp

>>105719119
this is like inventing shit just for the sake of it
I still have to turn my car off and I know after enough visits it's gonna scratch my car

>>105700102
Based

>>105719506
This is an AI video. Why did you post this?

>>105699661 (OP)
lol, it uses the same arm to clean the toilet and other stuff like the table, it also storages the brush near the others so it contaminates all the other cleaning accessories, and it seems that in some cases it places the cleaning accessory in the same place with the other that used to clean the toilet, good idea but nowthat you know those details you can't unsee it.

>>105719499
>police robot
I thought it was an art piece as a statement.
>it's fucking real
https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/robocop-park-fight-how-expectations-about-robots-are-clashing-reality-n1059671
The funny thing is, Americans will say that China is an oppressive country, while it is the US that is using robots and soon drones against its own population. China seems to do things like >>105719119 >>105719104 and OP, which is dystopian as well, but at least their heart is in the right place. I guess they have to do it cause they have over 1.5 billion people to look after. Or maybe that's what the Russian propagandist posting the videos wants me to think.

>>105719104
A good idea until it flips out and suplexes grandpa.
>>105719119
Don't see any point to this. If they combined this with one of their crazy parking garages to fill the tank/charge the battery after putting the car away.
>>105719493
>>105719506
AI video.
>>105719499
So this is what they re spending the civil asset forfeiture proceedings.
>>105719517
Looks like a very tarded woman.

>>105719951
>AI video.
The first one of those is just CGI. Same difference, though.

>>105718863
he's saying that many others things people wouldn't have expected to become subscription-based have become so, so why would you expect a robot maid not to?

>>105719407
>this is like inventing shit just for the sake of it
in china it's illegal to have fuel in containers, this could well be for legal purposes

>>105721136
2 of the things he mentioned are software, so it's not applicable to this case. I'm not aware of subscription based cars (unless he meant rentals). In any case, I wouldn't buy a cleaning robot that needs a subscription to operate, and I'm certain that many people feel the same way, so when the time comes, such subscriptionless "maid" robots will be available, just like their lesser versions are available today.

>>105699661 (OP)
pre-programmed room, made to scam investors

>>105721172
i'm aware of cars with subscription features like self-driving (understandable until it's trivial to do locally) and heated seats (bullshit)

>>105721172
> I wouldn't buy a cleaning robot that needs a subscription to operate, and I'm certain that many people feel the same way
people would prefer free, but if it's significantly cheaper than a human maid you can bet your ass some will do it. hell if it does a good job and works 24/7 they could even pay the same or more than a human maid. don't underestimate marketing and what people are willing to pay for convenience

>>105699661 (OP)
Polishing surfaces isn't really high priority. We already have robot vacuums, those are good. The next timesinks to eliminate would be cooking and emptying dishwashers, but we all know that's awhile away because households all have different appliances and storage arrangements (pans, pots, utensils, etc).

>>105721312
I fully agree. Heated seat subscription is something you would see in parody media. However, I doubt that current self driving can't be done locally. Sending the car's perception data to a remote server and waiting for a response is simply asking for trouble. It should only need internet connection for the map, traffic, and software updates.

>>105721331
I'm not saying there won't be subscription based house robots (there already are), I'm just saying that non-subscription based ones will also be available.

>$10,000 robot that needs expert repairs
>Vs a $3 an hour illegal worker.

>>105721979
1) I don't want to pay spics.
2) I don't want spics in my house.
3) I don't want to support an economy that relies on illegal migrant labor because it encourages more illegal migration, which means more spics.

>>105719407
You do not have to turn your car off when getting gas

>>105704208
It's normal that legacy products get phased out over time

>>105721395
yea, i don't doubt self-driving stuff now isn't local for the critical path, since internet availability just isn't at that level of coverage or latency or reliability to let a car be controlled by a remote server
however, it's still last i checked something that is in heavy development, so i could consider self-driving features as more of something you're paying for the development of
i haven't really looked into any of the costs or how advanced it's gotten whatsoever, so i'm not at all hard on this stance

>>105722133
>isn't local
is*

someone post that photo of shit smeared all over the floor by a roomba

>>105719774
Why not?

>>105700005
DO NOT REDEEM MORE CLEANER TOILET SAAR

>>105699661 (OP)
is it a scripted demo or a real random scenario

>>105699661 (OP)
this is inefficient
instead we should just be hosing bathrooms down with water
water is infinite
water is renewable
the more water you use
the cleaner it becomes
the more water used
the easier it is to re-clean it

embrace the 15gl/m flow with a pressurized head that sprays it strong against the targets

>>105699661 (OP)
This is obviously a remote controlled wagie

i literally mastered the infant circumcision, why not just base off of me and remove your idiotic contest of pride.

another day without my works earth, is a day closer to death

>>105699661 (OP)
close enough

>>105710246
>eschatological humor is so passé
Mate, simplify your vocabulary if you don't understand the words you're using.
Eschatological humour would be if he made a joke about armageddon or something. Scatological humour refers to jokes about shit.

how do we call those remote operated cleaning robots, telejannies?

>>105702420
i imagine there could be like pressure washers above that just spray the fuck out of everything in the house at one time and it all goes into a drain and then runs a dehumidifying cycle. youd have to figure storage out and the walls would probably be a boring vinyl or something, but aside from that, probably a nice solution

>>105699693
>>105699749
Why are you retards getting shit all over the toilet seats?

>>105719119
>park the car
>get out
>open the fuel door
>twist the cap off
>pay the nice robot
>sit back in vehicle
>ERROR! you are too far away from the pump arm! Transaction failed
>try again
>sit back down
>hear my car getting keyed
>it starts fueling
>the smell of fuel is overwhelming
>its spraying the side of my car
>that will be 43 dollars+tip

>>105726444
Make everything in the house waterproof. Then it washes everything at the same time, including dishes and clothes too. It'll be like a giant dishwasher for your whole house.

>>105726620
>lovingly tap switch
>honey im going to work
>kiss socket and giggle
>flip the switch
>come home to sparkling fresh house
>looks good baby..
>flip the switch
>lay on the floor and jerk off while your house sprays you

>>105699661 (OP)
polish robot

>>105699749
>>105699693
Do you guys shit on your toilet seats??

>>105726711
Purely hypothetical. Toilets don't exist in their countries.

>>105726711
i don't want to poop on the bowl because i would miss the social culture. i use a toilet but its hard to launch when carrying it back inside.