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Thread 105704148 - /g/ [Archived: 942 hours ago]

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 10:40:11 PM No.105704148

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Canada's programming language is Java.

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Anonymous

6/25/2025, 10:54:57 PM No.105704279

usa is python or rust
c is china

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Anonymous

6/25/2025, 10:58:34 PM No.105704317

guy who invented it was a leaf, matey

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 11:06:06 PM No.105704389

>>105704279
usa is cobol

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Anonymous

6/25/2025, 11:33:17 PM No.105704637

>>105704148 (OP)
What's assembly then?

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Anonymous

6/25/2025, 11:36:18 PM No.105704670

>>105704637
England i guess

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 11:36:50 PM No.105704677

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>>105704279
China is python

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 11:45:31 PM No.105704767

>>105704148 (OP)
C is Nigeria (used by scammers and hackers)
Java is India
Fortran is USA
Lisp is secret moon base built in the 60s

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 11:46:27 PM No.105704781

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LUA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous

6/25/2025, 11:47:24 PM No.105704794

brazil_numero_uno_covid

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>>105704781
>LUA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 2:20:38 AM No.105705944

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USA is anything C and lower.
UK is C++
Japan is Piet
India is Java
Africa is brainfuck, but nothing actually compiles

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Anonymous

6/26/2025, 2:24:29 AM No.105705970

>>105704148 (OP)
I think Canada would be intercal. This is a joke.

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 2:25:08 AM No.105705975

>>105704389
yeah this

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 2:28:19 AM No.105705991

>>105705944
>USA is anything C and lower.
Why? Because you think the USA is full of retarded people?

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Anonymous

6/26/2025, 3:29:17 AM No.105706363

>>105705991
because the USA mogs all others countries in tech

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Anonymous

6/26/2025, 3:35:44 AM No.105706410

>>105706363
C is like communicating by making fart noises.

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 5:17:51 AM No.105706992

Singapore is Haskell. Hi from Singapore it is modern Atlantis. Any day could be our last.

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Anonymous

6/26/2025, 5:20:16 AM No.105707002

>>105706992
>it is modern Atlantis. Any day could be our last.
Anon you're posting on a site full of ameritards and self-hating thirdies, no one is gonna feel sorry for you for living in one of the least shitty countries on Earth.

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 8:11:27 AM No.105707810

>>105704148 (OP)
saar

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 8:14:09 AM No.105707827

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>>105706363
>because the USA mogs all others countries in tech

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 8:23:42 AM No.105707878

>>105704148 (OP)
>Canada's programming language is Java.
The joke writes itself

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 8:26:21 AM No.105707890

>>105704148 (OP)
USA is language with garbage collection but it's broken and all it does is bloat the software. So USA is infact Java.

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 1:43:30 PM No.105709893

>>105704148 (OP)
Japan is Lisp:
Invented the future back in the 70s and 80s. Died anyway. Still looks futuristic compared to your language.

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 1:46:30 PM No.105709918

Japan is ruby you dumb niggers