Thread 105711335

>using linux in front of class mates
>teacher says "Ok students, now open photoshop"
>start furiously typing away at terminal to install Wine
>Errors out the ass
>Everyone else has already started their classwork start to sweat
>Install GIMP .what the fuck is THAT anon?" a girl next to me asks
>tell her its GIMP and can do everything that photoshop does and IT'S FREE!
>"Ok class, now draw use the shape tool to draw a circle!" the teacher says
>fucking break down and cry and run out of the class
>I get beat up in the parking lot after school

and then everyone clapped

>brings a shovel to a roofing class
do linux users really

>>105711335 (OP)
Imagine still paying for Photoshop in 2025.
Abode is a scam.
And if you're using pirated Photoshop, you're worse off.

I was using my laptop with arch and a guy asked me what windows am I using. It was a genuine question because when I jokingly answered "windows arch" he said "what?".

>>105711434
>paying for software
lmao
okay tinkerer. photoshop / premeire / illustrator are industry standards. I'm sorry you can't handle this, but your feelings don't change reality, this is just a thinking distortion you suffer from.

>>105711460
bro its literally free. just double click the exe

>>105711460
Nah

>>105711335 (OP)
>"Ok students, now open photoshop"
>[Your subscription has expired, would you like to renew your plan? [yes] [yes please] [ask later] ]
>you just bought the mandatory textbooks so you're dry as a cracker
>meanwhile linuxCHAD is drawing a circle already in his FREE OPEN SOURCE software

>>105711478
>>105711547
>Bank Account: $0.71

>>105711335 (OP)
>want to order pizza online
>order website requires nonfree javascript
>tfw the botnet wants me to starve

>>105711592
I'm sorry to hear that. Have you considered getting a job?

>>105711335 (OP)
>Install GIMP .what the fuck is THAT anon?" a girl next to me asks
>tell her its GIMP and can do everything that photoshop does and IT'S FREE!
>"Ok class, now draw use the shape tool to draw a circle!" the teacher says
I know this is an old wive's meme but this really happened to me irl, with a girl to boot. The worst part is that I was installing it on her computer. really wanted to kms after that

>>105711592
>t. paycuck
even if i had all the money in the world id never give money to adobe. i use gimp + photopea anyway

>>105711729
never give women foss software. this should be part of the stickied thread

>>105711992
>photopea
there is even a vector version
https://www.vectorpea.com/

>>105711335 (OP)
i miss threads/posts like this. on most boards now its all culture war shit. these kinds of posts remind me of simpler times.

>>105711335 (OP)
>>using macOS in front of class mates
>>teacher says "Ok students, now open photoshop"
>>opens photoshop
>>all girls horny because of my big macbook pro m4 pro

you forgot the part where the whole class waits for you to compile gimp on gentoo

>>105712321
>implying regular girls are smart enough to know the difference in cpu architecture of a mac
>can't quote properly
>frogposting
holy newfag

>>105711335 (OP)
>teacher says "Ok students, now open photoshop"
>students: "What?" "How?" "Where is it?" "Teacher I can't find photoshop"
>teacher says "oh yeah even when you all clearly brought your own computers I automatically expect you to buy expensive software just to draw a circle"
>teacher gets beat up in the parking lot after school
That pasta never made sense.