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Anonymous No.105741236 [Report] >>105741275 >>105741316 >>105741362 >>105741374 >>105741378 >>105741485 >>105741515 >>105741662 >>105741766 >>105742074 >>105742085 >>105742155
>be billionaire techbro
>this is the best you can do
Anonymous No.105741240 [Report] >>105741250 >>105742076
Maybe he loves her?
Anonymous No.105741250 [Report] >>105741514 >>105741584
>>105741240
she looks like a german folklore monster and bezos is a psychopath, get real
Anonymous No.105741254 [Report] >>105741772
He's a victim of porn addiction, and a true coomer. Completely rotted mind
Anonymous No.105741275 [Report] >>105741330
>>105741236 (OP)
>what I see in public is all there is to see
how do you know he doesnt fuck fresh meat every day? stop being retarded
Anonymous No.105741316 [Report] >>105741324 >>105741395
>>105741236 (OP)
Brazilian women with a face like hers are the best, ambitious, smart, feminine and very sexual. Truly the closest we'll ever get to real work succubuses.

I can see why he never went back to a white woman. He used to work hard to fuck his white woman, now he's obligated to put out to his wife.
Anonymous No.105741324 [Report] >>105741395
>>105741316
Also she's probably the reason she goes to the gym. Brazilian love their gym, was with one for 6 months before she went back home. Never been fitter.
Anonymous No.105741330 [Report] >>105741395
>>105741275
She's a gymcel mommy Brazilian. He'd be asking for a death wish.
Anonymous No.105741362 [Report]
>>105741236 (OP)
Studies show that a short man needs to make like $500k/yr to match an average tall guy.
Anonymous No.105741374 [Report]
>>105741236 (OP)
Bro compromised on getting a bimbo hotwife
Anonymous No.105741378 [Report] >>105741416
>>105741236 (OP)
>plastic surgery
not even once
Anonymous No.105741395 [Report] >>105741503
>>105741316
>>105741324
>>105741330
She's 100% Mexican (from USA)
Anonymous No.105741416 [Report]
>>105741378
I wanna thank the famous people for beta testing, il just get a facelift if i care enough about it once im 60
Anonymous No.105741485 [Report]
>>105741236 (OP)
probably feels better than this
Anonymous No.105741503 [Report] >>105741654
>>105741395
>Married Latinx
>Turns into chad
What is it about Latinx women that turns simps into men?
Anonymous No.105741514 [Report]
>>105741250
These guys are always sociopaths or narcissists. So many examples I'm not going to give any.
Anonymous No.105741515 [Report]
>>105741236 (OP)
What if he has a bimbo fetish?
Anonymous No.105741534 [Report]
imagine if bezos was a techbro, we would have linux on desktop with 128 cores riscv cpus now.
Anonymous No.105741536 [Report]
You don't think bezos has a side piece?
His yacht prolly looks like the slave auction from taken
Anonymous No.105741538 [Report]
seems he had a huge crush on her when he was younger and now that he's filthy rich he said fuck it and took her for himself
Anonymous No.105741576 [Report] >>105741654
She's a homewrecker
Anonymous No.105741584 [Report] >>105741588 >>105742169
>>105741250
You are a sad, angry little man
Anonymous No.105741588 [Report]
>>105741584
could be worse. i could be jeff bezos
Anonymous No.105741654 [Report]
>>105741576
wow he seriously downgraded
>>105741503
she looks like a tranny kek
Anonymous No.105741662 [Report]
>>105741236 (OP)
"she" "flies a helicopter"
Anonymous No.105741766 [Report]
>>105741236 (OP)
Female Joker?
Anonymous No.105741772 [Report]
>>105741254
>He's a victim of porn addiction, and a true coomer
my man
Anonymous No.105741983 [Report]
Jeff has had work done and now is having his new wife turned into his perfect creation. Or at least attempting to but age simply cannot be defeated. A smart man, with some luck, can get a bit of work done here and there, to upgrade his appearance. Mostly he can be in decent physical shape.
For women, it's much more difficult because they have to fool viewers into seeing them as more youthful. A tiny bit of work here and there can sometimes take half a decade or so off their appearance but the return on investment rapidly diminishes and once the thin line dividing the uncanny valley away from normalcy is breached, there's no coming back.
Jeff thought he could do for her what he did for himself. Instead he's turning her into a goblin freak.
Anonymous No.105742074 [Report]
>>105741236 (OP)
I think she is completely loyal to him and he can talk about anything to her.
Also, I'm fairly certain they go to special 'parties' together.
Anonymous No.105742076 [Report]
>>105741240
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

no, kys
Anonymous No.105742085 [Report]
>>105741236 (OP)
If you have a woman who loves you for are, not for material items, status, job title etc then you have something this billionaire would give up everything he had for.
Anonymous No.105742155 [Report]
>>105741236 (OP)
I pity both of them. Took a gander tat the guests in their wedding and they are all celebrities. Literally 0 real friends.
Anonymous No.105742169 [Report]
>>105741584
YOU are a sad, angry little man