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Anonymous No.105753996 >>105754018 >>105754072 >>105755146 >>105760910 >>105761980 >>105762047 >>105762158 >>105762228 >>105765253
We're in the the schizos are always right timeline.
Anonymous No.105754018 >>105754032 >>105754084 >>105754104 >>105754127 >>105754322 >>105755006 >>105755604 >>105759005 >>105760212 >>105761668 >>105762200 >>105765314 >>105765334
>>105753996 (OP)
You don't actually believe this is real, right
Anonymous No.105754032 >>105754056 >>105754322
>>105754018
Why wouldn't it be real?
https://people.csail.mit.edu/fadel/papers/wivi-paper.pdf
Anonymous No.105754056 >>105754138 >>105754322 >>105754435 >>105754550 >>105754567 >>105756406 >>105756431 >>105761668 >>105765334
>>105754032
90 % of these papers are just down right fraud to get grants and other money. Just like ai. All fake
Anonymous No.105754072
>>105753996 (OP)
That's literally been known for years. The only news here is that xfinity is now trying to sell it as an albeit sensible service.
Anonymous No.105754084 >>105754322
>>105754018
Personally I don't believe anything I see on the internet anymore. Everything is fake and gay.
Anonymous No.105754104 >>105754127
>>105754018
basic forms of this would be super simple
like for example a fixed AP and a fixed station. the signal strength would be constant between them typically, but if something moves roughly between them, that strength could go down or fluctuate
more advanced setups can even figure out the shape of rooms or objects in them using radio/wifi signals, but just as a motion detector this would not even require different hardware to what is in consumer devices already
Anonymous No.105754127 >>105761732
>>105754018
>>105754104
also just looking at op's picture that seems like what they're doing, based on the use of two devices between a person, and one of them showing "72" with a bar, -72dBm being a fairly weak wifi signal strength
Anonymous No.105754138 >>105756406
>>105754056
>won't accept reproducable scientific studies as evidence
Then what *do* you consider trustworthy information? Random schizo posts on 4chan that agree with your political views?
Anonymous No.105754322 >>105754351
>>105754018
>>105754032
>>105754056
>>105754084
You guys couldn't have taken a second to google it?

https://www.xfinity.com/hub/smart-home/wifi-motion
https://www.xfinity.com/support/articles/wifi-motion
https://www.xfinity.com/support/articles/wifi-motion-faqs
Anonymous No.105754351 >>105765326
>>105754322
No, I don't give a shit
Anonymous No.105754435 >>105755006
>>105754056
I have AI that runs locally on an offline machine. It's real.
Anonymous No.105754550 >>105754567 >>105755006
>>105754056
>ai is fake
the fact you can run your own locally offline kinda ruins the potential for it being fake
Anonymous No.105754567
>>105754056
>>105754550
and before you go "but have you personally done that", yes, i have, and it's quite easy to do yourself as well. i've had a lot of fun generating por- uh... oh hell what else am i meant to use it for.
Anonymous No.105755006
>>105754018
THEY KNOW, SHUT IT DOWN
DERAILMENT ATTEMPT IS GO
[Status: Failed]

>>105754435
>>105754550
ATTEMPTING TO DERAIL FURTHER
Anonymous No.105755029 >>105755682
>Knowing when Mom wakes up
>Remotely care for loved ones
>Maximize energy efficiency
>*Unexpected Activity*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaoAogFb8Ig
Anonymous No.105755046 >>105755109
>Your home's unique activity patterns to enhance security and peace of mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56xVqv-Hv1w
Anonymous No.105755109
>>105755046
Anonymous No.105755140
wow! you're going to monitor my every move in my own home without even charging me?!
Anonymous No.105755146 >>105755275
>>105753996 (OP)
schizo here
bill gates is a lizard and he glows in the dark
Anonymous No.105755275
>>105755146
I can confirm this.
Anonymous No.105755604
>>105754018
there was some thing a while back where they trained ai to monitor the movement in a house using tracking cameras and wifi signals. then once trained they removed the cameras and they discovered ai could still track via just the wifi.
Anonymous No.105755682
>>105755029
>motion in the home
>unexpected activity
add them to the list
Anonymous No.105756279 >>105756419
Am i the only one who feels like marketeers can.read my mind?

>inb4 is just your data

I mean beyond previously browsed or discussed topics. Often times I just think like "hey I need this" or remember an old movie and then boom. Its in my feed.

What's up with that? Just very good algorithms?
Anonymous No.105756335
Anonymous No.105756379 >>105756392
>wi-fi provider
Anonymous No.105756392
>>105756379
i completely missed that
Anonymous No.105756406
>>105754138
if they are based, they are correct. if they are cringe they are not correct.
>>105754056
cringe
Anonymous No.105756419
>>105756279
Good algorithms + tracking your other browsing data. They're usually tracking everything you see online so it's no surprise they can get a few things right when the things you see prompt into other things.
Anonymous No.105756431 >>105756446 >>105756464
>>105754056
We as a species have been using radio waves to detect presence for longer than Wifi itself has been a standard. How is this even controversial.
Anonymous No.105756446
>>105756431
Because they're using AI to filter the signal from the noise and AI is fake, of course. (I am summarising his viewpoint not mine)
Anonymous No.105756464 >>105756481
>>105756431
100 social credit points have been awarded to you citizen. Nothing to worry about everyone, move along.
Anonymous No.105756481
>>105756464
Going to take more than stale jokes to make me laugh.
Anonymous No.105756496
>Wi-Fi Sensing (also referred to as WLAN Sensing[1]) is a technology that uses existing Wi-Fi signals for the purpose of detecting events or changes such as motion, gesture recognition, and biometric measurement (e.g. breathing).[2][3]
>breathing
Anonymous No.105758552 >>105762905
Orange Reddit has the thread.

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=44426726
Anonymous No.105758718
This has been a thing for months. Of course people only care now that r*ddit caught wind of it.
Anonymous No.105759005
>>105754018
>You don't actually believe this is real, right
The LTT faggot literally installed a person detection light switch in his bathroom in a video months ago, so yeah, this is completely true bro.
Anonymous No.105760212
>>105754018
>radar is le fake bro
Halfwits out!
Anonymous No.105760910 >>105762905
>>105753996 (OP)
>detect motion
I thought the schizos were talking about 100% fully accurate high definition maps we can see everything in your house?
hmm?
Hmm?
IS OP A FAGGOT AGAIN? Yes.
Anonymous No.105761668 >>105764645
>>105754018
>>105754056
>9 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGZzNZnYIHo
Anonymous No.105761732 >>105761922
>>105754127
that's a nest thermostat
Anonymous No.105761772
Some years ago, when that paper first came out, I discussed it with my then-wife, and this was the final straw that made her believe I was the creep I probably am, so she left.

I hope she sees that shit and shits herself thinking about me.
Anonymous No.105761922
>>105761732
oh right, fahrenheit still exists
Anonymous No.105761980
>>105753996 (OP)
This is ancient
Anonymous No.105762047 >>105762074
>>105753996 (OP)
What was the conspiracy theory?
Anonymous No.105762074 >>105762169 >>105762253
>>105762047
That the government could spy on you in your own home and create 3D maps of it all, just by using Wi-Fi
Anonymous No.105762103
>people are UNIRONICALLY surprised at any of this
what? how is this new to any of you?
Anonymous No.105762158
>>105753996 (OP)
Doppler radar is possible with a basic speaker and microphone.
Anonymous No.105762169 >>105762210 >>105762905
>>105762074
And this is different from them looking up the building plans at city hall... how?
Anonymous No.105762200
>>105754018
Anon, I know you think of things you don't type in to your search engine, then later are wondering why ads are being shown to you referencing the things on your mind, earlier in the day. So, do you think they know how to read minds already using existing tech? If that's possible don't you think they'd be trying to extend its functionality toward suveiling the environment without a camera? Almost all modern webcams have z-depth support, the kind of thing you could use to make 3d models, albeit crudely.
Anonymous No.105762210 >>105762214
>>105762169
Because they can see where you are in the room and what you are doing. Pretty much like if there was a camera in the room minus textures.
Anonymous No.105762214 >>105762232 >>105768202
>>105762210
So what?
Anonymous No.105762228 >>105765341
>>105753996 (OP)
IoT is objectively evil technology like the cloud and AI
Anonymous No.105762232 >>105762233 >>105762241 >>105762931
>>105762214
Are you into the government watching you stroke your peener?
Anonymous No.105762233
>>105762232
what do you think!! :d
Anonymous No.105762241 >>105762258 >>105762905
>>105762232
>noo it's definitely going to happen the government is going to watch me jerking off to trannie porn!
nobody cares
if you're doing something illlegal the swat team is still going to see inside your domicile anyway
how does this play out in your mind?
>hello chinksoft ISP? this is the FBI. we need to you give us the wifi data to anon's one-room apartment. let us know when he masturbates so we can nail this scumbag
Anonymous No.105762253
>>105762074
>That the government could spy on you in your own home and create 3D maps of it all, just by using Wi-Fi
That they COULD or that they ARE?
Anonymous No.105762258 >>105762270
>>105762241
>never question the government bro, they would never misuse technology against the population

are you a government employee?
Anonymous No.105762270 >>105762905
>>105762258
>no answer
enjoy hating every moment of your life thinking you're constantly being spied on as you masturbate
yeah, you're totally a healthy and balanced patriot my dude
Anonymous No.105762905 >>105765232 >>105766835
>>105762270
>>105762241
>>105762169
>>105760910
>>105758552
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=44426726#44429546
Anonymous No.105762931
>>105762232
Do you tell your wife and kids your concerns that the government is watching you masturbate? Oh, you're not married and live alone? Ok.
Anonymous No.105764645
>>105761668
It's pretty cool desu, there are premade boards for it now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXwDrcd1t-E
Anonymous No.105765232
>>105762905
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
Anonymous No.105765253
>>105753996 (OP)
takes me back. i remember warning all you retarded ants about this way back when.
Anonymous No.105765314
>>105754018
you are retarded and thanks for telling us.
Anonymous No.105765326
>>105754351
And yet you continue to post
Anonymous No.105765334
>>105754018
>>105754056
Pearl clutching won't save you. If it's radio, then it can be used for signals intelligence.
Anonymous No.105765341
>>105762228
Lame af
Anonymous No.105766835
>>105762905
cute diana
Anonymous No.105768202
>>105762214
>Such a midwit he can't even go through a list in his mind of how horrible that can get.
The goverment is a singular guy and he loves you unconditionally!!!1!