Thread 105772048

he been up to??

where is JAI niģga?

is he slavic? his eyes have that slightly asian look that some slavs have

>>105772048 (OP)
>wtf has he been up to??

>rothschilds bow to Jonathan Blow
>is in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>controls his temper with an iron fist
>owns castles and sperm banks all over the world
>direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Jonathanblowinsgrad will be be the first city)
>owns basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Jai Babies
>both brain hemispheres and testicles are said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progresswith them
>owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have JaiBots inside you right now
>jblow is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>He learned ancient Aramaic in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the Jai secured code. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Jai
>In reality, they are a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the Jai Bang to the end of the universe
>Jai will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

he overscoped sokoban to a thousand+ levels
bug-squashing obscure meta-programming bugs in jai
on twxtter trying to epically own people he doesn't like for dopameme
the life of bald midwit man

>>105772059
He has the textbook example of the bloated alcoholic Russian phenotype, especially in his more recent streams. Looks like something straight out of Nazi or Ukrainian propaganda

>talks about saving civilization
>no wife
>no kids
this is your idol?

>>105772281
3/4 of men throughout all of human history didn't have kids.

>>105772316
and none of them are around today

>>105772200
kek

>>105773418
your child has on average only 50% of your genes
a few generations down you are gone

>>105772048 (OP)
>where is JAI niģga?
This is a good fucking question it actually looks pretty promising but when the fuck is it releasing?

>>105772048 (OP)
JAI SHRI RAM

>>105774845
That's a good thing in my case

Busy having sex.

>>105776421
You cannot have a twitter addiction, stream video games, create a game in your 3D game engine from scratch in an LSP-less emacs in a custom programming language you make a compiler for while being married or have kids.
It is physically impossible cuz I said so. Incels and neets rule. Imagine having sex in 2025.

HIS LANGUAGE STOOPID AS HELL MANG
>whooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOP

>>105776736
AIN'T GOT NO POINT TO THE LANGUAGE

>>105772048 (OP)
He's actually making shit, retard.

He loves himself and his toy projects more than delivering great gaming experiences.

>>105777073
Are you 14?

>>105776888
lel

>>105772281
Huh, I thought that he had a wife for a long time now.

>>105776421
With men.

>>105772048 (OP)
Imagine another man's existence makes you seethe so much you have to make ten threads a day about him.

>>105777297
Not OP but it's kind of pathetic seeing Jonathan Blow squander his intelligence this way. What a waste.

>>105777191
He gave "advice" in some stream or video some time ago where he basically said that having a gf/wife is a waste of time and that people should dedicate themselves solely to their work or their "passions". Peak bugman mentality.

>>105777194
I don't know anything about his sokoban game but I expect it to contain a meta puzzle of itself by itself at this point because it's been so long. I demand meta meta meta puzzles, faggot, or else it's shit.

>>105777436
How does he think he came into this world?

I would understand if he had this philosophy if he was running around like Elon Musk but this dude is a troll in his tiny home in the Bay area (still probably with $2M)

>>105776620
>joined 2010
>9,399 tweets
Less Twitter addicted than Trump, every tranny and every racist weeaboo. And he's married.

>>105777483
Pretty sure he's not married. He would be happier if he had a woman in his life. He seems depressed and bitter AF. He's like a child that never grew up but was thrown out into the real world.

>>105777483
>>105777503
>Similarly, in Braid (2008), the main playable character (MPC), Tim, searches
>for a princess who has been taken by a monster.3 This game rejects the ‘Damsel in
>Distress’ trope as it discloses hints to the player that the male MPC is not the hero of the
>story: players learn that the Princess has been laying traps for Tim in her attempt to
>escape from him. Later, when her traps fail to stop him, she is aided by a knight who
>spirits her away from Tim. Using intentionally dated music, story, artwork, and the use
>of pixelated graphics, the game presents a medieval world which encourages the player
>to presuppose traditional themes of the genre: knight in shining armour faces a series of
>dangers that lead him toward the final state of heroism and subsequent reward, the
>damsel. The subversion of these assumptions is the foundation for the turning point and
>the disruption of the ‘Damsel in Distress’ trope: Tim does not win the Princess. Rather,
>she escapes as the player learns that the MPC was the ‘monster’ from whom the
>princess was running.

>>105777503
>He's like a child that never grew up but was thrown out into the real world.
bro didn't have to call me out like that

>>105777588
I'm sorry Jon.

>>105777073
two more weeks until jai and sokoban, sir
>>105777282
>>105777436
based
>>105777297
i’m just pissed he didn’t fall for the open source trap and is gatekeeping a (probably nothingburger) language so smugly. like you need to send him an email telling you’ll suck his cock or smth and you will get a jai key. i’ve already shitposted too much about him in his youtube comments, so i’ll probably never get beta access.

>>105772048 (OP)
>jai
JAI SRI RAM SAAAAAAAR *braaaaaaaaaap*

>>105772048 (OP)
working on worthless puzzle games no body plays

>>105777458
>How does he think he came into this world?
Probably came from a loveless marriage spawned from fear of loneliness and economical struggles like most of people.

>>105772048 (OP)
Odin is actually a finished, open source language that you can use TODAY and does the same shit as Jai (but better, except macro stuff but if you want that just use something completely different)

>>105778146
Sounds like a skills issue. I've been married for 2 years now (10+ year relationship) and it's fucking great.

>>105777576
>Braid was NTR slop this whole time
Good thing I never bothered playing it then

>>105778191
You also aren't in his parents age range.

If I drink beer and get drunk or smoke weed and get high, will I enjoy programming in Jai? This is a serious inquiry.

>>105778191
You're so confident in your marriage you're getting angry at another guy for not getting married

He is what happens when you are mildly above average intelligence but have a massive ego while being opinionated and having no focus.

>>105772048 (OP)
He has been BLOWing a minor

>muh jai
He doesn't get anything from releasing this, other than a few retards complaining because they don't understand how to work with it, so why would he even intend releasing the language publicly? If you're not a semi-retard, chances are he'll give you beta access anyway, if you ask for it.

>>105779290
no retard, its a marketing strategy for his sokoban game. he will release the two together

jai stands for jon artificial intelligence, you've been duped

>>105779290
>chances are he'll give you beta access anyway, if you ask for it.
Actually I do wonder: what are his criteria for giving access?

>>105772213
>on twxtter trying to epically own people he doesn't like for dopameme
I'm convinced this is engagement farming as a marketing strategy. He said in a podcast recently that what he's going to do to market and promote the sokoban game is going to be unconventional and something he's never done before. This is probably related, I suspect.

>>105776736
>>105776888
>>105778752
*destroys and mindbreaks Jon Blow for 20 years with his childish joy and enjoyment of a video game*

Hilarious how "having fun" isn't allowed for Jon's games.

>>105780091
You need to Blow Jon in order to get access.

>>105772048 (OP)
J-AI ??

AI ???

No fucking thank you.