Thread 105786064

This philosophy alone will filter 99% of this board.

>>105786064 (OP)
>dont even know the level of competence they expect from their workers
about on par with what i expect from a big corpo

>>105786064 (OP)
Can Shopify CEO prove AI wouldn't do his job better?

>>105786079
thats a good one
bc chud gpt probably could
i did run a couple business ideas through chat gpt - it is "competent" in marketing
it is capable of regurgitating a marketing/finanse course so its qualified enough to be CEO

>>105786064 (OP)
They will simply use this to see which parts the AI fails at and improve it to do those parts. It's just more data points.

>>105786169
thats not how it works, lud

>>105786064 (OP)
Pretty low bar honestly.

>>105786064 (OP)
So you're telling me to never hire anyone that isn't white, korean, or japanese? Sounds good to me.

>>105786064 (OP)
Crazy advice, considering Shopify is easily replaceable in AI-era.

>>105786064 (OP)
People can literally create the Hunter-Seekers from Dune in real life now.

>>105786064 (OP)
Well that would be easy.

>>105786064 (OP)
>thank you for calling robot answers phone
>thank you for typing robot answers chat
people give up on the garbage
company tanks
wow!

>>105786233
Indians excel everywhere there is technology, but nobody’s has even heard of Korean CEOs

>>105786079
ceo is there to be responsible to shareholders. an AI cannot be responsible to shareholders.

>>105787248
No, he is not. The CEO is just the top manager, he works for a living just like the rest of the goys.
The board of directors is supposed to be responsible for shareholders. In theory. In practice, they never are.
When something goes wrong, the board simply shifts the blame onto the CEO, and hires a new one, while the board members continue to collect FAT paychecks for doing absolutely fucking NOTHING at all. And they can't get fired, because they're on top.
The board leeches are the ones that should be replaced by AI-controlled DAOs.

>>105786064 (OP)
lol

I don't think AI can debug or test the code, not to mention understanding user needs or coordinating work

>>105787211
Fuck off pajeet. Nobody is buying your bullshit.

>>105786064 (OP)
>"I know so little about the biggest technological topic introduced to the world in years, that I ask job candidates to explain it for me"
shiggy diggy, wont bother applying to them

>>105786064 (OP)
>retard with child molester phenotype says mentally retarded nonsense

>>105787451
>No, he is not.
>proceeds to explain why he actually is
r u ok?

>>105788210
Don’t respond to AI.

is it? huh. ok then.

>>105787248
Then an ai worker cannot be responsible to anyone either

>>105786064 (OP)
This guy is a retard, you can not prove a negative. This is just a convenient lie to discriminate.

>>105786064 (OP)
Don't care. Will add to their copyright stealing LLM by generating slop all day.

Ok Shopify CEO.

I receive a bug ticket with hazy reproducibility and an ambiguous stack trace. What's AI's next move? There is a front end application, back end API microservice, database server, they are all stateless and decentralized, and the error could be occuring anywhere within that stack.

What does he plan on doing, dumping the New Relic or DataDog log into ChatGPT and wait? Lmfao

>>105786064 (OP)
what a weird fucking face

>>105786064 (OP)
Ai can't fuck up the logic like i do

>>105786090
it can replace absolutely everything CEO and linkedin NPC human trash could ever say and write

>>105788238
did you graduate from reddit university?

>>105787211
who are ceos in korea?

>>105786064 (OP)
Yeah unless you are a woman or black.

>>105788210
CEOs and boards are not the same thing. How can you hope to defeat your enemy if you don't even know the basics of their leadership structure?

>you must prove that a nvidia gpu cant do your job better

lmao

kill all ceos btw

I can write software and explain why each line is necessary.

>>105786064 (OP)
hiring with more steps

>>105786064 (OP)
It won't, and your constant fearmongering about AI reeks of desperation, Devansh.

>>105786064 (OP)
LOL it's like these companies want to fail

>>105788442
those fucking zainichi japs

>>105786064 (OP)
That's fucking easy. "AI" makes shit up and is full of mistakes. The money lost from fixing problems is more than the time cost of a real person being slower.

>>105786064 (OP)
tldr you have to prove you're not a junior
funnily shopify support is absolutely dogshit. a bot would 100% do better but the bottleneck is the integration part (integration with all parts of the system and touchpoints to the point that AI has a chance to compete/compare)

>>105786064 (OP)
the problem here is that no one needs ecommerce, 99% of the small business selling candles and custom sweaters dont need to exist, doing the job in the first place is absurd with Ai or humans in the loop

>>105786064 (OP)
Considering Shopify's in-house AI can't look at the rest of the theme, write functioning JavaScript, write functioning liquid, or understand the prompt I'd say this is a pretty low hurdle to clear.
Maybe they should have finished their flex sections feature before dropping a half-finished OS3.0 and a theme blocks theme set that was rated so poorly they removed stars from the entirety of their theme store before smugly touting AI slop.

>>105786064 (OP)
AI is not a job competitor but a tool.

>>105787211
>Intel in the shitter
>Google getting broken up
>Apple cultists losing faith after terrible jeet-made devices
>Microsoft in such a bad position people are genuinely seeking Linux alternatives
Can't stop winning!

>>105790387
Shopify support is mostly bot ran, now, and half the time it hallucinates shit that doesn't exist in the system.

>>105786064 (OP)
>"You didn't think of defining what the term 'better' should encompass. Higher quality? Lower throughput time? Lower actual time spent? Less budget spent? Who knows. According to your own rules, you should either fire yourself - because an AI *would* have thought of such a thing where you didn't; or you've just proven AI is worthless because it misses the same evidently necessary qualification of the problem statement."

>>105786064 (OP)
>the burden of proof is on the employee
great business leader you got there. makes me wonder how much money these retards are wasting on completely useles people that claim to be competent.

>>105786064 (OP)
AI writes shitty Ruby code though, and thats basically the Shitify shtick no?

>>105787211
>but nobody’s has even heard of Korean CEOs
Everyone knows they are called Kim and Kim, and probably Kim...
Better than Sanjeet, Ranjeet and Kalpesh

>>105788503
CEO is just a job like any other job.

It has "muh metrics" Like any other job. Only difference is they will be gargantuan like increased market share to X percent or something semi-illegal like figured 5 legal loopholes to reduce costs etc.

AI can't do it because it doesn't get human psychology

As a human (non jeet) I can guarantee or your money back that I will never leave an AWS bucket open to the internet.

>>105794184
The metrics are all fake and gay. Here's a random company where the executive keep getting bonuses. Stock just keep going down but their bonuses keep going up.

Wait, so they're punishing unemployment harder while at the same time wanting to replace everyone with AI

>>105786064 (OP)
can ai count r's in strawberry?

>>105786064 (OP)
Ain't this the nigga who made Touhou?

>>105786064 (OP)
>/g/ will argue against this simple pajeet filter just to be contrarian

>>105793868
I know first hand it's a fucking lot. Their dipshit CEO is constantly abandoning useful features to chase the new shiny that they're way too late for, only to release 75% done and also get abandoned.
They've been bleeding money for a while on shit like this, so they randomly labeled themselves "enterprise ready," which they are not to a hilarious degree.

>>105793884
They're moving more towards rust and webasembly now. The ruby powered scripts engine was dropped for "Shopify functions," which is pretty much rust, so if you wanted to write a basic discount script you have to build an entire app in rust and react first.

>>105786064 (OP)
>I build 100% reliable sources of truth
done, equity please.

>>105786064 (OP)
>why is Adam Silver on this photo?

i am buying AI stocks

>>105786064 (OP)
So you tell them "no, no you're right. AI can do the job better & that is why I don't want the job. In fact you've motivated me to go home and use AI to build a competing platform to yours using AI to prove it. So thanks, and bye."

wow alot of seething on this thread kek, have you fags thought about having an actual skill that isnt replaceable with the click of a single button? didnt think so, but feel free to cry about it more!

>>105786064 (OP)
AI tongue my anus.