Thread 105786227

turns out that 20 different tech companies have hired the same indian guy with the same fake resume and they are seething now
>https://x.com/Suhail/status/1940287384131969067

>>105786227 (OP)
would you hire?

>>105786228
no, hes a fucking tech janitor
>wrote plugins for parsing json
>front end bullshit
>visualization tools
also VC dont surf. fuck em

>>105786227 (OP)
>3000 job applications, most people can't even get to the interview stage as most resumes are simply thrown into the trash
>but one Indian managed to get 20 jobs at the same time
Fucking HOW? I want to see this guy's magic resume

>>105786265
see >>105786228, plus he is indian

>>105786227 (OP)
is this the mythical 20x engineer?

>>105786227 (OP)
Is the issue that he's shit at his job or that he's working multiple jobs? If you can get away with doing multiple jobs at the same time I don't see what's the issue.

>>105786551
it will come out that the real issue was that he was the wrong caste of indian and used a fake surname, kek

>>105786227 (OP)
the next time someone claims there is blacklisting in this industry, i can show them this guy

>>105786227 (OP)
>Jeet getting mad about being scammed by a jeet
Pottery

>>105786227 (OP)
unironically based. he rips off all the techbros and reveals their hypocrisy for all to see.

>>105786227 (OP)
suhail is from india as well

>>105786265
you know how

>>105786227 (OP)
Remember when this grifter went all in on NFTs?

>>105786228
>Has multiple startups for the same timeframe in his CV
>"Wtf, this guy works for multiple startups at the same time?!"
HR stacies can't read apparently

>>105786228
shouldn't the first huge red flag be that there's not a single place he's worked at for more than a year? if i saw that i would be super skeptical, so he's going to come into my place, i'll train him and get him into our software projects and before the investment pays off and he does good work for me he's going to be out the door at the next company

not to mention it all apparently being a lie in the first place

>>105788000
>grifting NFTs
i feel like these people have something intrinsic in their soul that i'm missing. do they actually like NFTs? like do they actually value them or is it really all just a scam in their minds? i would not be able to grift NFTs or crypto because i personally don't believe they're useful

>>105786228
this is one buzzword filled resume

>GPU
>STUDIO
>AWS
>Every framework under the sun

>>105788050
i think its pretty normal to do 1 year positions early in your career because companies refuse to move you up from a junior position/salary so your only option is to job hop to actually be paid a human salary

a bigger hmm for me is that this dude apparently got 2 degrees while working full time jobs in the industry, and was a "senior fullstack engineer" 1 year after graduating with a bachelors in mumbai

>>105788050
No because he could make a huge impact and then get hired to next place with huge sums to make same miracle. Its just too good to be true.

>>105786228

This is a resume AMS system dream though. Braindead HR stacies don't think about the harm of 1 year work terms they just see multiple startups with AI in the name and think this guy is a jock.

>>105786227 (OP)
https://www.thesohamparekh.com/#api

>>105786228
Pretty sure half of these companies are made up by him or other jeet family members and he just listed whatever using an AI

>>105788224
he was hired by 20 startups recently, so not so surprising

>>105788050
>>105788012
HR stacies only think of brown meat in their pussies. they don't actually consider what's good for the company. This guy has foreign sounding name, he's probably a six foot tall gigachad and look at all these things with "AI" in them

>>105786227 (OP)
i need to start a business where i pretend to be a pajeet coder but instead i just steal data and resell it on the black market or just blackmail CEOs.

>>105788246
>indian
>six foot (sic) tall
uh huh yeah all the "american stacies" think like that

>>105786265
HR is jeets

>>105786228
red flag being pajeet.

>>105788265
You would have stiff competition

>>105786246
link 2 ur git

>>105786228
>Changes companies every year
Fuck no lol.

>>105788265
you should leak all of microsoft's code.

>>105788110
Probably works better for ATS

So all you have to do is lie on your resume and nobody checks? They don't take 5 minutes to call the company listed on your resume and ask, "did so-and-so work there during this time period?"

>>105786265
He listed every framework plus AI and Georgia Tech

>>105786227 (OP)
Why should I care? I bet he's targeting indian startups to begin with

>>105789885
Don't worry, palantir will sell employeers your complete record including tax records, medical history (via bills), complete social media footprint, text messages, credit history, purchase history, history of residence, auto history. The age of the social credit score is here.

>>105789885
It makes being an honest person a pain in the ass because you are expected to lie to cover the bare minimum.

>>105788050
Tech company churn is extremely common, especially for jeets.

>>105786228
Red flags
>indian (more prone to lying on CVs)
>has worked exactly and only a year everywhere
>Senior roles after just single job & 1y experience, very weird considering the constant jumping ship
>noname startups only
>"reduced CVEs from 609"? This shit doesn't happen.
>random bullshit buzzwords
>tons of random technologies with zero specializations/strong suits showing through
>a webnigger that does "highly optimised algortithms"
>"model loading using LoRa" - pure nonsense
HR and recruiters will love him but any Senior Engineer who gives a fuck will toss him just from this CV or after a single interview

>>105790177
>Saar here is how to fix all the CVE on the GitHub Dependabot
>Open bharat-spambot repo
>Go to issues
>Select all with author:dependabot
>Close issue
>Now you have resolved 600 CVE saar

>>105786228
>gatech
stopped right there

>>105786228
i don't hire indians and give them negative reviews whenever I'm made to interview them

>>105791035
baaed

In these cases, HR and managers are to blame 100% of the time. Missing so many obvious redflags means you're just far too incompetent and your process is inefficient.

I had to interview jeets with "10+ years of experience saaar".

We asked one how he would store banking info, he told us he'd hash them and use MD5
We asked another what is an XSS attack and what HttpOnly means, he couldn't answer

Tech executives and the current administration are confident these people can easily replace you.

>>105786228
>LoRa
>instead of LoRA
Instant reject.
Can't get the acronym right, almost certainly googled for a completely unrelated radio technology

>>105791770
yeah there are a lot of tells on resumes that are instant rejects. here's the thing though, don't ever talk about them. the jeets that lurk here will tell their friends and they will tell their friends and very quickly that tell will no longer work.

my sister works in university admissions. the same thing happens the other way. one year you let in one "oh saaar my sister has the cancer i am trying to make a better life for her" and next year at least 30k of your foreign applicants have that same story.
jeets. not even once.

>>105786228
>>105786227 (OP)
Post the whole CV

>>105791825
Nitpicks like that are stupid though, you don't need to do that when his brownoid name is already at the top of the first page. Jeets are unfortunately quite good at bullshitting, it's safer to just assume literally anything they say is false, even if they try to provide evidence to the contrary.

>>105793514
you say nitpick, i say demonstration of ignorance

>>105788271
>>six foot (sic) tall
That was perfectly correct in the sentence you quoted it from, ESL-kun. (I'll grant that by convention it should have been hyphenated, i.e., "six-foot-tall gigachad".)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compound_modifier#Hyphenation_of_elements_in_English
>When a numeral and a noun are used in a compound modifier that precedes a noun, the noun takes the singular form. For example, the 2021 Belmont Stakes was a "12-furlong race" and an "eight-horse race", not a "12-furlongs race" or an "eight-horses race".

>>105786228
>GPA: near perfect 10.
Into the trash it goes. I should not have to explain why, that's already a red flag.

>>105786227 (OP)
https://youtu.be/7PtTLHfaYWs

Behold your 100x engineer

>>105786227 (OP)
Good. The world needs to keep getting these experiences until they learn the danger of Indian culture.

>>105786228
I would never ever ever ever hire a jeet. disgusting creatures

>>105795627
Based

bunch of jeet scammer founders got scammed by a jeet worker
news at 11

>>105795887
The outrage is because he's low caste and those aren't supposed to outsmart high caste.
It's like watching a drama between worms.

>>105795754
>lets darrrrt
why does he say english and then punjabi

>>105795754

>twitter clone
>website address is twitter.com
is he just on the twitter website?

>>105789885
Usually questioning in the interview process would make it clear most of the time if the person is lying

>>105796842
sometimes it comes through in the resume. jeets are pretty shameless

>>105796940
But on a level everybody exaggerates on their resumes though

>>105797079
no we don't you walking talking turd

>>105786812
>who's the poo now?

>>105788237
are startups these days just retarded scam mills?

>>105786228
I'd filter out any resume with the term "AI". But that's just because I'm white.

I didn't realize they where this stupid. I wonder how hard it would be to do a hostile takeover and liquidate these startups?

>>105797191
If you aren't then you are hurting your own odds.
Employers are unrealistic with their criteria, applicants need to adapt in a similar fashion

>>105786228
Always starting and ending job in January and December, not sketchy at all.

I'd never hire a pajeet anyway.

>>105786228
Do HR roasties not find it strange for someone to get senior dev positions a year after they graduate? While pursuing their master's too?

>>105798544
have you tried competence instead of scamming and nepotism, saar?

>>105799410
I learn on the job, keep getting rejected

>>105799005
Being able to think rationally precludes you from working in HR.

>>105797079
It's crazy to see people use the "we all do it ha ha" cope beyond the age of 12. As if they really convinced themselves lol

>>105796842
:^) dog you think that this guy wasn't interviewed by pros who know to look for signs of lying? like literally what just happened is proof you're not entirely right.

>>105789885
a company i worked for employed an illegal african using a fake identity for an entire year.
And he only got "caught" because he self-admitted to it when the actual guy needed to use it for his own job.

>>105799455
It also highlights the incompetence from the interviewers that they couldnt catch the lies

Based, you should always lie on the cv

>>105799564
Teach me how to lie if i have an empty resume, jeetsama. I'll do the needful.

>>105800090
ask chatgpt to make one for you

>>105786227 (OP)
Does this mean that the dream of OE is over?