*builds a dam in your path*
What now, big boy?

>DAM NIGGA!

>beaver technology surpass the average human dam
How did they make it?

>>105789528
I don't recall beavers building this

>>105789548
>breaks
>impossible to rebuild in some days

>>105789548
nonetheless the scale at which ebavers can terraform is truly impressive. They can turn enormous tracts of dry land into swamps and marshes. They really should let beavers just go fucking wild out west, they're literally nature's permaculturists. sure it's annoying when you're hiking or driving and trying to get somewhere then suddenly out of nowhere a fucking swamp, but in the long run it's for the best. More water in the environment allows for more biomass and more biodiversity and ultimately creates more precipitation and and improved climate in a positive re-enforcement spiral.

let 'em cook is what I say

>>105789548
what enb and mesh/texture mods? i want to get back into modding fnv and i want my game to look like that

>>105789476 (OP)

>>105789548
It was a really big beaver

youtube.com/watch?v=HURgj28iCE0
Heh, nothin personnel, bucko.

>>105791053
Leave it to Beaver!

>>105791053
CUTE

>>105791053
Cute

>>105789476 (OP)
Beavers are almost the god animal
I say almost because they eat their own shit
But apart from that they're perfect

>>105789668
Reminds me of this.
youtube.com/watch?v=UPpshL0Qus4

>>105792906
as a pro your room is clean, as a con... everything else

>>105789668
>They really should let beavers just go fucking wild out west
mosquito larvae typed this post

it's only because I sound like a rushing river
if I'm silent, then the beaver won't build it

>>105789476 (OP)
GET LOGGED!

>>105794545
nooo bobeeer

>>105794545
is he alright?

>>105792906
>they eat their own shit
I would too if it tasted like vanilla.

>>105794545
KWAB

>>105794545
:(

>>105789476 (OP)
>

kurwa bober

>>105791304
>Huge Beaver Dam
>Hooge Beaver Dam
>Hoo ver Dam

>>105794545
its boberover

>>105794545
How often does this happen?

>>105794545
Oh bober kurwa...

>>105796730
bobr kurwa

>>105797994
ja pierdole

I'm polish and these mfers are everywhere in the city because we have a small dam with a lake. Because of those meme videos retards fuck with them all the time and beavers are actually moody as hell, he can fuck you up with those teeth

>>105798097
>biological chainsaws

>>105798056
>>105797994
>>105797595
>>105797312
>>105796709
Explain this polish beaver meme to me?
Where does it come from?

>>105794545
Time to... log off

>>105798302
Poland

>>105798302
From internet videos that showed that the sight of a beaver fills the usually apathetic polish people with joy and an urge to say 'bober kurwa' out loud

>>105794545
F

thank you my castorian friend, now i have a nice pond for fishing

>>105791053
Iirc beavers are nature's lumberjacks as well. sometimes they get crushed by the trees they whittle down and topple over

>>105794545
He TANKED that btw.

>>105798302
>>>/wsg/5915128

>>105801799
>>105794545

>>105794545
This is what bobrmaxxing does to a mf

BOBER KURWAAAAAAAAA

>>105794545
L Tree

shot it
they are invasive species in my country

>>105805313
kurwa

This is thread is NOT about technology!

>>105801000
kino

>>105792906
What fucking animals don't eat shit at some point?

>>105789709
Thats not NV, it's GTASA dude.

best thread in post-hack /g/

>>105805369
It's about the biotechnology of dam engineering.

>>105789548
Humans can 't build anything without copying beavers.

>>105789668
>>105789778
I cam here to say this

>>105794545
>Man is smarter than beav- ACK

>not pruned or archieved after 2 days
This is the most based board officially.

>>105808869
Dams are technology

>>105805369
And yet it's the only good thread on this board

>>105789476 (OP)
Use case?

>>105809378
What makes you think use cases are a valid metric?

>>105789476 (OP)
based wood enjoyer rat

>>105791053

He's so fucking excited about blocking the camera man out. Based retard

>>105809409
Why are beavers like this?

>>105794545
FUCK OFF

>>105809631
Feels good man

>>105808131
>literally pic related but IRL
It doesn't look hard to dodge at all but you might mess up sometimes

>>105811447
what is that

>>105789476 (OP)
dam that sucks

>>105809409
>よし、できたぞ

>>105808131
Seems like gap-hugging should be the meta

>>105811542
Don't reverseimagesearch it if you wanna sleep tonight.

>>105811542
It's a (relatively easy) attack of a hard final boss in Deltarune.

>>105798302
Drunk poles harassing a beaver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHHpYXQyQO4

>>105809631
They're literally programmed to do that, just like birds build nests and hamsters dig holes, bobers build dams

>>105808056
You're not tricking anyone you bucktooth wood chomping bastard

Beavers are my favourite animal. Absolute work horses who play a massive role in providing a positive environment for a lot of wild life and insects.

Only one person has ever been killed by a beaver and it was because they were bothering it for a selfie. Don’t fuck around with wild animals.

>>105811876
How does a person die to a beaver? Bite nicked an artery? Or caused an infection?

>>105811894
raped anally with a sharpened stick

>>105794545
ban assault trees

you will never be a bober

Bumb :DDD

>>105811894
Bite nicked an artery.

>>105789476 (OP)
>*builds a dam in your path*
>What now, big boy?

I live in the desert, wtf are you even doing here?

>>105811777
i hate insects

Hey could you remove that? Thanks.

>>105809409
what is that cat doing

dam

>>105791053
I wanna fuck it (metaphorically speaking)
>>105811593
sure if literally everything wasnt retarded

myself including, why am I even replying to this off topic thread

>still up

>>105809409
kitteh :3

>>105816178
Dams are techloligy

>>105791053
>I do not know who I am
>I do not know where I am
>All I know is I MUST DAM

MOOOOM, ANON'S POSTING IN THE DAM THREAD AGAIN

gnu/beaver

>>105789476 (OP)
damn building technology.

>>105789476 (OP)
i had one of these faggots terrorize my property last year
nigga turned over like 30 trees in two weeks before he left for some place else
piece of shit beaver

>>105818858
You weren't using them anyways so what's the problem

>>105798097
kurwa gdzie? bobrowniki?

>>105791053
baevers r fucking based, end of

why is there so much beaverposting lately?

>>105799390
underrated
thanks anon

>>105791053
This webm is by the way what convinced me there will always be a sapient successor species to humans.
You cannot kill this spark in mammals.

>>105819223
Buc-ee's has been running an ad campaign on 4chan for about a year now.

>>105798097
A nearby village has a big lake and lots of forests and I know there are bobers but I've never seen them. I hope I get to observe one of these mighty beasts in the wild.

>>105789476 (OP)
>beavers try to save poland during 4th year of drought
>poles were drying the land in name of "increasing arable land" and corruption in 90s resulting in half of their country being green deserts
>polacks start harassing them due to a meme
They deserve another wave of friendly ukrainians

>>105789476 (OP)
>>105789668
>>105789528
>nonetheless the scale at which ebavers can terraform is truly impressive
I don't think beavers compare to how destructive humans can be.

>>105796730

It makes me happy to know that beavers are being reintroduced back into the wild across much of Europe and North America

>>105819657
My wife Miku

>>105789476 (OP)
Where did linuxbeaver go? He was fighting with a trans anon here every day