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Anonymous No.105789476 >>105791053 >>105792906 >>105794545 >>105796697 >>105809378 >>105809463 >>105811554 >>105813460 >>105818782 >>105818858 >>105819487 >>105819575 >>105819881
*builds a dam in your path*
What now, big boy?
Anonymous No.105789524
>DAM NIGGA!
Anonymous No.105789528 >>105789548 >>105819575
>beaver technology surpass the average human dam
How did they make it?
Anonymous No.105789548 >>105789616 >>105789668 >>105789709 >>105791304 >>105808056
>>105789528
I don't recall beavers building this
Anonymous No.105789616
>>105789548
>breaks
>impossible to rebuild in some days
Anonymous No.105789668 >>105793095 >>105793586 >>105808088 >>105819575
>>105789548
nonetheless the scale at which ebavers can terraform is truly impressive. They can turn enormous tracts of dry land into swamps and marshes. They really should let beavers just go fucking wild out west, they're literally nature's permaculturists. sure it's annoying when you're hiking or driving and trying to get somewhere then suddenly out of nowhere a fucking swamp, but in the long run it's for the best. More water in the environment allows for more biomass and more biodiversity and ultimately creates more precipitation and and improved climate in a positive re-enforcement spiral.

let 'em cook is what I say
Anonymous No.105789709 >>105806252
>>105789548
what enb and mesh/texture mods? i want to get back into modding fnv and i want my game to look like that
Anonymous No.105789778 >>105808088
Anonymous No.105791053 >>105792833 >>105792866 >>105792893 >>105801799 >>105809573 >>105815953 >>105816208 >>105819199 >>105819308
>>105789476 (OP)
Anonymous No.105791304 >>105796745
>>105789548
It was a really big beaver
Anonymous No.105792776
youtube.com/watch?v=HURgj28iCE0
Heh, nothin personnel, bucko.
Anonymous No.105792833
>>105791053
Leave it to Beaver!
Anonymous No.105792866
>>105791053
CUTE
Anonymous No.105792893
>>105791053
Cute
Anonymous No.105792906 >>105793569 >>105794923 >>105806094
>>105789476 (OP)
Beavers are almost the god animal
I say almost because they eat their own shit
But apart from that they're perfect
Anonymous No.105793095
>>105789668
Reminds me of this.
youtube.com/watch?v=UPpshL0Qus4
Anonymous No.105793569
>>105792906
as a pro your room is clean, as a con... everything else
Anonymous No.105793586
>>105789668
>They really should let beavers just go fucking wild out west
mosquito larvae typed this post
Anonymous No.105793601
it's only because I sound like a rushing river
if I'm silent, then the beaver won't build it
Anonymous No.105794545 >>105794572 >>105794879 >>105795044 >>105796408 >>105797312 >>105797328 >>105797595 >>105799390 >>105801568 >>105801836 >>105801923 >>105802577 >>105805144 >>105808131 >>105809639 >>105811911
>>105789476 (OP)
GET LOGGED!
Anonymous No.105794572
>>105794545
nooo bobeeer
Anonymous No.105794879
>>105794545
is he alright?
Anonymous No.105794923
>>105792906
>they eat their own shit
I would too if it tasted like vanilla.
Anonymous No.105795044
>>105794545
KWAB
Anonymous No.105796408
>>105794545
:(
Anonymous No.105796697
>>105789476 (OP)
>
Anonymous No.105796709 >>105798302
kurwa bober
Anonymous No.105796730 >>105797994 >>105819657
Anonymous No.105796745
>>105791304
>Huge Beaver Dam
>Hooge Beaver Dam
>Hoo ver Dam
Anonymous No.105797312 >>105798302
>>105794545
its boberover
Anonymous No.105797328
>>105794545
How often does this happen?
Anonymous No.105797595 >>105798302
>>105794545
Oh bober kurwa...
Anonymous No.105797994 >>105798056 >>105798302
>>105796730
bobr kurwa
Anonymous No.105798056 >>105798302
>>105797994
ja pierdole
Anonymous No.105798097 >>105798118 >>105819109 >>105819436
I'm polish and these mfers are everywhere in the city because we have a small dam with a lake. Because of those meme videos retards fuck with them all the time and beavers are actually moody as hell, he can fuck you up with those teeth
Anonymous No.105798118
>>105798097
>biological chainsaws
Anonymous No.105798302 >>105800476 >>105801000 >>105801916 >>105811735
>>105798056
>>105797994
>>105797595
>>105797312
>>105796709
Explain this polish beaver meme to me?
Where does it come from?
Anonymous No.105799390 >>105819229
>>105794545
Time to... log off
Anonymous No.105800476
>>105798302
Poland
Anonymous No.105801000 >>105805392
>>105798302
From internet videos that showed that the sight of a beaver fills the usually apathetic polish people with joy and an urge to say 'bober kurwa' out loud
Anonymous No.105801568
>>105794545
F
Anonymous No.105801781
thank you my castorian friend, now i have a nice pond for fishing
Anonymous No.105801799 >>105801923
>>105791053
Iirc beavers are nature's lumberjacks as well. sometimes they get crushed by the trees they whittle down and topple over
Anonymous No.105801836
>>105794545
He TANKED that btw.
Anonymous No.105801916
>>105798302
>>>/wsg/5915128
Anonymous No.105801923
>>105801799
>>105794545
Anonymous No.105802577
>>105794545
This is what bobrmaxxing does to a mf
Anonymous No.105804058
BOBER KURWAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.105805144
>>105794545
L Tree
Anonymous No.105805313 >>105805364
shot it
they are invasive species in my country
Anonymous No.105805364
>>105805313
kurwa
Anonymous No.105805369 >>105806434 >>105809365
This is thread is NOT about technology!
Anonymous No.105805392
>>105801000
kino
Anonymous No.105806094
>>105792906
What fucking animals don't eat shit at some point?
Anonymous No.105806252
>>105789709
Thats not NV, it's GTASA dude.
Anonymous No.105806297
best thread in post-hack /g/
Anonymous No.105806434
>>105805369
It's about the biotechnology of dam engineering.
Anonymous No.105808056 >>105811764
>>105789548
Humans can 't build anything without copying beavers.
Anonymous No.105808088
>>105789668
>>105789778
I cam here to say this
Anonymous No.105808131 >>105811447 >>105811593
>>105794545
>Man is smarter than beav- ACK
Anonymous No.105808869 >>105808996
>not pruned or archieved after 2 days
This is the most based board officially.
Anonymous No.105808996
>>105808869
Dams are technology
Anonymous No.105809365
>>105805369
And yet it's the only good thread on this board
Anonymous No.105809378 >>105809409
>>105789476 (OP)
Use case?
Anonymous No.105809409 >>105809631 >>105811571 >>105814597 >>105816187
>>105809378
What makes you think use cases are a valid metric?
Anonymous No.105809463
>>105789476 (OP)
based wood enjoyer rat
Anonymous No.105809573
>>105791053

He's so fucking excited about blocking the camera man out. Based retard
Anonymous No.105809631 >>105809870 >>105811756
>>105809409
Why are beavers like this?
Anonymous No.105809639
>>105794545
FUCK OFF
Anonymous No.105809870
>>105809631
Feels good man
Anonymous No.105811447 >>105811542
>>105808131
>literally pic related but IRL
It doesn't look hard to dodge at all but you might mess up sometimes
Anonymous No.105811542 >>105811605 >>105811608
>>105811447
what is that
Anonymous No.105811554
>>105789476 (OP)
dam that sucks
Anonymous No.105811571
>>105809409
>γ‚ˆγ—γ€γ§γγŸγž
Anonymous No.105811593 >>105815953
>>105808131
Seems like gap-hugging should be the meta
Anonymous No.105811605
>>105811542
Don't reverseimagesearch it if you wanna sleep tonight.
Anonymous No.105811608
>>105811542
It's a (relatively easy) attack of a hard final boss in Deltarune.
Anonymous No.105811735
>>105798302
Drunk poles harassing a beaver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHHpYXQyQO4
Anonymous No.105811756
>>105809631
They're literally programmed to do that, just like birds build nests and hamsters dig holes, bobers build dams
Anonymous No.105811764
>>105808056
You're not tricking anyone you bucktooth wood chomping bastard
Anonymous No.105811777 >>105814344
Beavers are my favourite animal. Absolute work horses who play a massive role in providing a positive environment for a lot of wild life and insects.
Anonymous No.105811876 >>105811894
Only one person has ever been killed by a beaver and it was because they were bothering it for a selfie. Don’t fuck around with wild animals.
Anonymous No.105811894 >>105811905 >>105813405
>>105811876
How does a person die to a beaver? Bite nicked an artery? Or caused an infection?
Anonymous No.105811905
>>105811894
raped anally with a sharpened stick
Anonymous No.105811911
>>105794545
ban assault trees
Anonymous No.105812451
you will never be a bober
Anonymous No.105813393
Bumb :DDD
Anonymous No.105813405
>>105811894
Bite nicked an artery.
Anonymous No.105813460
>>105789476 (OP)
>*builds a dam in your path*
>What now, big boy?

I live in the desert, wtf are you even doing here?
Anonymous No.105814344
>>105811777
i hate insects
Anonymous No.105814362
Hey could you remove that? Thanks.
Anonymous No.105814597
>>105809409
what is that cat doing
Anonymous No.105815893
dam
Anonymous No.105815953
>>105791053
I wanna fuck it (metaphorically speaking)
>>105811593
sure if literally everything wasnt retarded

myself including, why am I even replying to this off topic thread
Anonymous No.105816178 >>105816198
>still up
Anonymous No.105816187
>>105809409
kitteh :3
Anonymous No.105816198
>>105816178
Dams are techloligy
Anonymous No.105816208
>>105791053
>I do not know who I am
>I do not know where I am
>All I know is I MUST DAM
Anonymous No.105817089
MOOOOM, ANON'S POSTING IN THE DAM THREAD AGAIN
Anonymous No.105818760
gnu/beaver
Anonymous No.105818782
>>105789476 (OP)
damn building technology.
Anonymous No.105818858 >>105819049
>>105789476 (OP)
i had one of these faggots terrorize my property last year
nigga turned over like 30 trees in two weeks before he left for some place else
piece of shit beaver
Anonymous No.105819049
>>105818858
You weren't using them anyways so what's the problem
Anonymous No.105819109
>>105798097
kurwa gdzie? bobrowniki?
Anonymous No.105819199
>>105791053
baevers r fucking based, end of
Anonymous No.105819223 >>105819390
why is there so much beaverposting lately?
Anonymous No.105819229
>>105799390
underrated
thanks anon
Anonymous No.105819308
>>105791053
This webm is by the way what convinced me there will always be a sapient successor species to humans.
You cannot kill this spark in mammals.
Anonymous No.105819390
>>105819223
Buc-ee's has been running an ad campaign on 4chan for about a year now.
Anonymous No.105819436
>>105798097
A nearby village has a big lake and lots of forests and I know there are bobers but I've never seen them. I hope I get to observe one of these mighty beasts in the wild.
Anonymous No.105819487
>>105789476 (OP)
>beavers try to save poland during 4th year of drought
>poles were drying the land in name of "increasing arable land" and corruption in 90s resulting in half of their country being green deserts
>polacks start harassing them due to a meme
They deserve another wave of friendly ukrainians
Anonymous No.105819575
>>105789476 (OP)
>>105789668
>>105789528
>nonetheless the scale at which ebavers can terraform is truly impressive
I don't think beavers compare to how destructive humans can be.
Anonymous No.105819657 >>105819754
>>105796730
Anonymous No.105819688
It makes me happy to know that beavers are being reintroduced back into the wild across much of Europe and North America
Anonymous No.105819754
>>105819657
My wife Miku
Anonymous No.105819881
>>105789476 (OP)
Where did linuxbeaver go? He was fighting with a trans anon here every day