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Torvalds looking less and less like a penguin it's an occult sign that Linux was sold to Microsoft
He was a big fat penguin before, but after meeting Bill Gates all the Spheniscidae energy has been sucked out of him.
I think if he dies, which he will, it will be the end of linux for what we have known, big corps take over and other utter nonsense. it was a good run.
>>105796313Just fucking imagine Linux without Linus. They'll be shoving LLM vibecode trash in before you can blink.
>>105796313there's always BSD to fall back to
>>105796348A parent Troon will take over
>>105796260 (OP)holy shit what has happened to him?
>>105796260 (OP)The period where he was a fat fuck wasn't that long, it was just for a while after he moved to the US and hadn't adjusted to your insane poisoned food.
The way he looks now is the way he looked most of his adulthood (though older obviously).
>>105796260 (OP)He got replaced. Remember the hit piece a few years ago when he disappeared. A succubus got him. A demon took his place.
>>105796313They took it over years ago. https://lkml.iu.edu/hypermail/linux/kernel/2106.1/04596.html
>>105796934he looks like he's 70 though
>>105796930The dude he was replying to is none else than the dude behind xlibre. Small world.
He doesn't care anymore. linux stopped being an hobbyist initiative since many years now; only the needs of the corps are being answered, they hold all the power. Linus don't even go to conventions anymore. The office of the linux foundation doesn't exist. Linus biggest mistake was to never care about the userland, letting corps like redhat or suse have free reign.
>>105796354>there's always BSD to fall back toWell OpenBSD is in a similar position once da rat departs the planet.
>>105796260 (OP)How the fuck does he look so old at 55?
>>105796313You sweet sweet summer child.
all unixes and unix-likes are corporate mainframe trash ill suited to the personal computer
I'm in my late thirties and look just as old.
>>105797284tard wrangling retards online
hope
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>>105796313He should have CoC blocked but his Scandy brain was especially vulnerable to empathy attacks. Now his life's work will be ruined by the mentally ill on the leash of global corporations.
Meanwhile this ill guy is in his 30s and looks like this.
>>105797001Not really. That comment was rediscovered an circulated because of the xlibre/metux drama.
>all Apple products preloaded with iOS and macOS
>blocks any lincuck distro from even booting with T2
>shifts entire industry to ARM
>x86 and UEFI are fucking dead
>ARM allows all PC OEMs to have a unique proprietary locked bootloader for each product they release
>soon ARM stinkpads will come locked to winblows
>every single ARM laptop will be a unique special snowflake like phones
>all need a custom bootloader exploit and distro built for it
>736 arm laptops released each year
>which means 736 device specific root exploits
>which means 736 special snowflake builds of the loonix kernel
>which means 736 custom builds of ubuntu
>which means each build times 521 different distros that's like over a million different distros
>each have to be specifically built to be ARM compatible EVERY UPDATE
>freetards will be lucky to crack 10-20 device bootloaders a year
>neckbeard neets cant just release 1 x86-64 ISO for 23,768 laptops anymore
>hobby loonix distros wiped out instantly
>no more economy of scale manufacturing when corporate purchases shift entirely to ARM
>desktops and custom built devices completely extinct
>only major distros will survive on 2-3 stinkpad models that get cracked each year
>loonix market share tanks from 1% to 0.00001% like it is on android vs custom ROMs
>loonix purged from android when google switches to fuschia
>loonix purged from all of technology within this decade
>Stallman and FSF cancelled
>freetards all neck themselves
Say it with me now:
THANKYOUBASEDAPPLE
>>105799321No, it's just a coincidence. Linus is a vaxx shill, not trustworthy. The only question is which BSD we migrate to.
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>>105799551wall of text with no value
call me when linux or arm can reliably run amdx64 software more complicated than paint.
>>105799551If they are so smart why did the Currycoders at Apple put the bootloader on the single (soldered) SSD the macbook has and then made the software assrape it to death with aggressive (non configurable) memory swapping? Are they retarded? Is this what they do to force you to change machines every week? Why is this a win?
>>105799231he looks like a serial killer
>>105802894>Lives in the middle of nowhere>Lots of land>Ponds>Death lasers>Death microwaves>Death chemicalsProbably just a chill guy. No danger.
>>105799231Apparently they can't find anything wrong with him except for a bit of liver scarring - and that's prob from all the shit he does. He's just natty super high T. Fascinating.