>>blazingly fast

>>105808771 (OP)
>>vibe coding
>>python brahmins only

>>105808771 (OP)
>powered by AI

>quantum leap
As a lot of people use it as a synonym for a big change when it's actually the opposite of that.

Maybe not lingo, but that god forsaken rocket emoji every other line in the README.md

>feature rich
>game changer
>planned obsolescence

>>105808771 (OP)
>EXTREME PROGRAMMING
>It's just regular programming but cutting corners

>>105808771 (OP)
Any and all corpo speak word salad made by marketing roasties and retards. Communication is so fake and gay, just tell me what you mean and quit beating around the bushes.

Anything that mixes in zoomer lingo

>>105808771 (OP)
>Safely stored in the cloud
>Low key amazing feature
>Buttery smooth
>Dynamic island
>AI AI AI AI AI

>made with heart emoji in shithole

>>105808771 (OP)
Anything that doesn't pay homage to horse sex.

>framework
>design pattern
>"MCP"

>>105809507
kek india loves doing this, fucking nasty jeets.

>>105808771 (OP)
>automagically
This shit makes me think the developers don't know how their own code works.

>>105809521
As they used to say
>the greatest love of all
>is easy to achieve
>learning to love horsecock
>is the greatest love of all
(2) - Neutral

written in Rust™

>>105808771 (OP)
>vibe code.
Nothing against AI but it sounds gay.

>fast paced environment
>Team player
>Strong analytical and communication skills

I really, really hate when they use the word "silicon"

>get me a coffee :-------------------------------)
>FOSS
>frontend
>libre

>Made with <3 in San Francisco

>>105810633
It’s because the word vibe has been destroyed by normie retards. My autistic brain can’t interpret that word any other way anymore.

>flacid code injection

>>105810835
I don’t want any code injection unless it’s rock hard, you hear me?

>>105808887
Disruptive
Next level
6th generation

>from the ground up
>amazing experiences
>im very excited
>we in x are proud to be part of y

>>105808776
>vibe coding
>>105808781
>powered by AI
>>105809485
>Buttery smooth
>>105810893
>Disruptive
These are the worst.

>python brahmins only
I've never seen this one in my life.

>>105810919
>im very excited

>>105810633
made by twitter fags. they're worse than redditors

>>105808771 (OP)
>libre

Sex-like pleasure.

>>105808771 (OP)
> Telemetry
> SWE
> Smart
> AI
> Actualizing
> Bleeding edge
> Vibe coding
> Quantom resistant
> Sane defaults

>deliverables

______ is all you need

>>105808771 (OP)
Cloud logins (google, facebook, apple, github ...) instead of Email

>>105808771 (OP)

military grade

>>105808771 (OP)
>solutions

>PoC
>Shift left
>Peer coding
>Vibe coding
>Smart meme

>SaaS
>Hyperconvergent Infrastructure (it never is)
>any Emojis
>Team player and any variations
I hate working in healthcare IT. Just give me a lethal dose from the xray.

>>105812683
>Military grade
>in reality it means the cheapest shit possible
I can never get over that.

>in the cloud
>Big Data
>mvp
>AI

>go to github
>search using tags (i.e. "cli", "go", "cpp", "rust", "sql")
>every single repo's description contains
>BLAZINGLY FAST
>FEATURE RICH
>MINIMAL
>LOW-OVERHEAD
have we really gotten THAT good to where there is an abundance of very fast software that is... you know, fast enough? like we can't go further or something.

>>105809485
>Buttery smooth
came here to say this
fucking hate that

>>105808771 (OP)
Blast Processing

>>105808904
its called agile now unc

>>105812622
Performant (it an actor on stage)
It just works
Turn key (welcome to the 80s again)
Zero coding (we hard coded everything)
Zero knowledge (you have to double and triple authenticate every time)

>powerful
>beautiful

>Sleek Elegant Design

>>105808771 (OP)
digital experience
>Windows 11 は、あなたの仕事や作業スタイルに適応します. 自分の音声で文章を入力し、あなた独自の音声とビジュアルのニーズにデジタル エクスペリエンスを適応させる

digital life
>最適なパフォーマンスを手に入れて、AI を思いのままに活用しましょう。Windows 11 機能を活用して、あなたのデジタル ライフをセキュリティで保護し、向上できます。

Windows
Microsoft

>>105815533
Digital transformation

… like companies don’t have any computerized stuff except for analog…

>>105808771 (OP)
>the cloud
>AI
>Hexagon Architecture
>clean
>dry
>functional
> Next JS
> Hydration
> MVVM
> ORM

>fearless concurrency

>>105808852
Thats all the fault of shitskins and chatgpt

>diverse

>>105808776
>python brahmins
Forced meme, Bogdan.

>NO X.
>NO Y.
>JUST Z.

"Native"
"Low level"

>fail fast

found this on a recruiter's profile
>we can provide "targeted talent sourcing"

>bugs: you tell me :)

>story points
>cross-functional teams
>synergy
>democratization
>SOLID, DRY etc.
>web3
>web 2.0
>data mining
>cloud computing
>vibe coding

>>105808771 (OP)
>batteries included
>opinionated

>>105808771 (OP)
>disrupt
>vibe
>grok
>automagically
>truthy/falsy
>"Teaching rocks to think"
>performant
>quantum
>anything military or sporty in nature ("strike team", "scrum", "mission critical", etc)

>>105810311
the only time i've seen this one used sensibly was literally in a fantasy video game and it was to describe some effect that the creator himself made by accident as a bug

>>105810940
it's a forced meme from a VERY recent article about how microsoft jeets (literal Hyderabad location workers) separate coders by literal indian caste, refusing to allow low caste workers to use certain languages and high caste ones refusing to use certain others. for whatever reason they consider Python to be more "white collar" than others

>>105808771 (OP)
>blazingly fast
Snailingly slow

>tech lingo
>opens thread with marketing lingo

>ecosystem

>>105812683
>military grade
This. State controlled media in Australia loves using this term

>>105808771 (OP)
>free software
It isn't actually free. Nothing is free. You still have to donate to the project otherwise it will fail. The devs have to get their bread somehow. Also "open source" isn't really open since you can still get sued for selling a product as your own using its code.

>>105816552
So you are saying that its only free if you can take the freedom of others away?
Or is the concept, that people exist that aren't you, is new to you?

>>105808771 (OP)
>Vibe coding
>AI
>AGI
>Daily standup
>Empowering
>Devops
>Fullstack
>Prompt engineering

>>105808771 (OP)
>memory safe
>zero cost abstraction
>built in rust

>>105809507
It's always europe. When I see that, I immediately cease using the project.

>>105808771 (OP)
any case of an adjective becoming a noun
e.g. "compute" for "computing power", "quantum" to refer to "quantum computing" ("we're falling behind in quantum") etc

>>105816703
"compute units" is a nice and meaningless phrase yeah

>Enter _______
Literally every redditsoy app announcement. Worst part is that /g/eddit started using it unironicallly

>bleak obscursion

>>105816179
>marketing is not part of the tech industry

>install gentoo

>>105808771 (OP)
>shuck
>shuck(ing a hard drive)
every time I see this word I automatically think of people puking

>>105808804
Idiot

>>105816758
thats not premise

>>105808771 (OP)
>stack
This one pisses me off so much you would not believe. The word "stack" has been completely raped, gutted, and then raped again, all in a horrific public display at town square. Fucking everything gets called a "stack" nowadays, even if it's a unified end user app like Notepad. I'd like to know: who decided that a simple word like "software" was inadequate to describe Microsoft Office? Why do developers talk about some alleged "Microsoft Office stack"? THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FUCKING MICROSOFT OFFICE STACK. Back in the day, a stack was supposed to be when a sysadmin configures services/daemons to communicate with each other for a particular purpose. Microsoft Office is not a background process, let alone remotely modular. Every time somebody in computing says "stack", I instantly tune out of whatever they're saying.

>>105816076
>truthy/falsy
aren't these actually meaningful terms though?

>>105815652
>Forced meme, Bogdan.
Pearl clutching, ranjeet.

>>105817723
>let alone remotely modular
Please open word, insert a table and try to edit that table without having excel open.
Word literally launches excel in the background and integrates into the word runtime to access the excel API / ABI. It is hideous, it is ugly, it forces you to buy both excel and word, and if one crashes, it takes the other with it.

>introducing
>innovative
>built with love
>modern
>synergy
>empower(ed|ing)
>the perfect choice
>experience the power
>stunning
>the ultimate
>endless possibilities
>take|(re)gain control
>AI
>cloud
>app

>>105817926
They are; what makes me mad is that it's retardo babyspeak

>>105808771 (OP)
app

8-bit
In the sense that almost every time I see it used it's by a techlet and it makes no sense, is not true or not applicable in the context they are using it.