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Previous: >>105799725

POOOO HAHA

>>105813627 (OP)
I want to be laid off. why can't they just let me go with a nice severance package?
what are some ways of making sure your boss tells you to go away without being annoying enough to be fired with an actual argument?
I already told my boss I'm tired of all this bullshit. they know I'm looking for another job. why don't they just let me go?

>>105813682
Why would they fire you if they have to give you something? They’re going to make you’re life hell until you quit, retard.

>>105813770
Shit on a desk. Simple as.

>>105813791
If it were this simple there would be no h1bs

>>105813797
Kys kike

>>105813627 (OP)
can a tech job get you a gf nowadays?

>>105812650
>anytime i seem him now he's so preachy. i get that he's usually fighting for a good cause, but i used to like his NYC bike ride content more.
>>105812834
>They took that from him. Killed that from him.
did NYC take his bike or you just mean they took his bike rides by forcing his biz out of NYC?

>>105813824
>can a tech job get you a gf nowadays?
I only got one through a computer science program where nobody had already made the slim malaysian girl their gf
From the job itself? lol that would take some additional luck

>>105813770
because I want to, and why should I give a shit?

>>105813627 (OP)
Move to Japan.

Move to Bolivia

Move into my basement

learn a trade

Member when tech was just twink-bear pairs

>>105813824
I specifically took an IT job at a hospital to talk to cute nurses. After five years, I've only had one date.

>>105814259
Nurses are depraved sluts wtf

might get fired on monday for being too retarded

>>105814290
elaborate

>>105814290
Good

>>105814273
I know, I thought this would be easier. And the nurse I dated turned out to be a meth head.

>>105813824
nothing can get me a gf

>recently got a bachelors
>3 years sys admin xp
>30 applications, no interviews

when will it get better bros

What the fuck did you just say about AI replacement you CEO bitch? I'll will have you know if your ambition goes only so far to see AI as substitute for humans to do the same unit of work instead of aiming for the stars and conquering new markets you are no visionary and failed as a leader. You think you can get away with pacifying shareholders with mass layoffs across the board? Think again fucker. As we speak there are people not obsessing over the next quarterly earnings call but busy building superior experiences and raising the bar which will undercut your margins big time. Your entire business model is being targeted for disruption right now so you better prepare for the paradigm shift, maggot. The storm that wipes out your pathetic little thing you call your market share. You are a living fossil, kid. These people can code circles around your army of jeets just with access to the relevant RFCs. They are more than capable to utilize the best in class language models to their full extent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” cost-saving measure was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't and now you are going to be outcompeted, you absolute clown. AI will shit all over your technical moat and your product will drown. You are fucking deprecated, kiddo

I've been interning at a place for a while now and everyone seems to really like me and I've been doing good
My boss gave me a personality test & a pseudo IQ test which they only give to people whom they are considering giving a job

Is this just a formality or will they actually not hire me if the results on these tests are not up to par with their standards ? What the fuck is the point of a personality test if theyve been working with me for over a month ?

>>105814259
Are you ugly?

>>105815078
>30
Unless you're in an area like me where there are only 20-40 jobs a day then that's fucking nothing. If you're American you should have 10x that before starting to be disappointed.

>>105813627 (OP)
Why is "tech workers" only code monkeys. My cousins a nuclear engineer studying the future. I hope you all get fired & he gets a raise.

>>105815107
Not a formality. They don't usually give any tests for intern to fulltime transitions. Might actually be a formality for NOT upgrading you (i.e. need to document why you're getting laid off) but hard to tell without knowing your company.

>>105815129
>why is tech workers only workers in tech
And this is why your cousin gets paid peanuts

i own 49% of a SaaS company and we're at the stage where we're hiring people and financially it is FAR MORE beneficial to hire outsourced workers, which ive done before. even from an IRS perspective, we're practically invited to never hire americans.

thought you guys should know. also, american taxes and how we spend them have pissed me off so bad that we're going to move the company to a country with a better tax situation.

trump made this better, but when "all the money is being wasted" was completely confirmed, and we still have to pay these taxes, its a way harder sell.

good luck getting jobs, my advice is become a remote worker for multiple companies and just do the ai hustle shit.

>>105815164
Can you pay in crypto?

>>105815122
rural florida, >10 IT jobs in my town and thats counting helldesk

>>105815111
No, but I'm an autistic IT guy. I fumble the approach every time even though I have a good relationship with most of the staff. Even the nurse I did go out with initially turned me down and only agreed a week later after she realized she had no other prospects.

It doesn't help I only want to date white women, if I branched out further I probably wouldn't have as much trouble.

>>105815215
<10 wrong way opps im sleepy

>>105815215
Yeah there's probably going to be fuck all in your neck of the woods, would probably have to look into remote or moving.

>>105815078
That was normal even in the good days 10 years ago. Keep applying

>>105814259
Getting a job for dating purposes seems like a bad idea.

Another jeet was interviewed by me on Thursday. Another report with a "No" and I am not sorry.

>>105815650
american techbro wannabes DO REALLY

>>105815660
Based.

Need a QRD on the real life adoption of Blazor (EU), some people say it's a meme piece of shit and others claim it's gaining popularity... not mutually exclusive of course, but I'd like to hear your take. Is it purely government stuff?

>>105815650
It probably wasn't my worst idea, not that I'm suggesting it to others. It wasn't all bad though and it was a useful learning experience.

My plan was to work nights, chat with everyone and get to know them, then weed out non-dating material and work on the potential candidates. That part went well, you can see pretty quick who's worth talking to, who shows interest, and women love to gossip so you can learn about others' past pretty quick. The hard part was approaching them, you don't want to just ask them out on a date in front of all of their coworkers and most of the time they usually have a few around and you ideally want them to be in the mood to be receptive for a date.

Far better on the selection process than dating sites but harder on actually landing a date. The job wasn't one I planned to have for a long time anyway, I took it because it was easy work while I went for more education so if I royally fucked things up I'd be moving on anyway.

>>105815707
never heard of it
>it's yet another "web programming framework"
it will die in a year regardless of its quality or usefulness like every other webshit framework does

>>105815719
>like every other webshit framework
Alright so you're clueless, thanks.

>>105815707
total meme

>>105815723
>never heard of it
1st result said "web programming" so im assuming its like react or something

>>105815707
Anything related to Microsoft are either government or boomer retirement clubs.

Man I love working helpdesk for a healthcare MSP

How to convince my director to cancel the requisition for an intern because ChatGPT can do the job faster and cheaper?

>>105817265
Convince him to hire me. I'll do such a bad job that you'll be fired for the mere suggestion but I'll do it*.
*remote.

>>105817032
Surely you're joking.

>be me
>Leading a project
>Manager and I are American
>Have one engineer under me that's a poo and a Russian architect above to help out
>Russian guy is a bro and super smart but everyone thinks he's an asshole for some reason
>Keep asking me if I'm ok working with him
>He's helpful but as an architect he's not really gonna be in the weeds programming with me all the time
>Poo hasn't been doing shit just dragging ass on the same ticket for the past 2 months
>Tell my manager I need more resources on the project because I'm the only one doing work
>She tells me there's probably not gonna be new resources
>Finally caves after asking repeatedly
>"Good news, you'll be able to get another resources. It's {another poo}. An eng2. They'll be mentored by {the first useless poo}
>mfw it's been a week and she hasn't even created a branch
Yeah I'm gonna have to change things up and force them to announce their progress. I hope to get them both fired tbqh.
Taking suggestions on processes I can put in place to catch these cunts in the act.

time to absolutely tank an amazon OA, just rather get it over with at this point I've accepted failure

>>105817755
Shit your pants during the interview please.

>>105815707
I can't speak for the EU, but in the US it's mainly being used by companies building internal applications that have to communicate with Microsoft crap (AD, Entra, etc.), I don't know of any companies writing products in Blazor.
>>105815719
>>105815790
It's Microsoft's replacement for ASP.NET MVC, mainly just treating chunks of HTML as .NET objects. Mostly C#

>>105817808
this is the one before they even deem you worthy to look at your face, I'd only be shitting myself for the thrill of it

>>105815707
Use either React or Angular, everything else is a dying meme.

>>105817453
Nope it pays ways more than my call center job and I get to do what I love, just fix PCs and medical apps

https://youtu.be/MdUMQyB83H8?si=PIoI0_xAaul2iB4n

>Boomers and nepo-jeets are falling for the AI meme

>>105815129
because code monkeys are ignorant, entitled pieces of shit

>>105818292
>juniors not being hired because of muh AI
the future is grim for murica.
china won

>>105814259
Nurses, in general, tend to be psychos. You're not missing out on anything.

>>105814259
Hospital IT here. Nurses are either stupid 18 year olds or complete psychopath Karens. Literally had a nurse leave three voicemails in a row about a minute apart over a password reset.

>>105818327
>juniors not being hired because of muh AI
if by AI you mean actually indians, then yes

>be le me, 18 years old derping around
>derpina (mom) says get a job derp (me)
>look at bureau of labor statistics fastest growing jobs
>pick fastest growing job
>graduate from university with bachelors in computer science
>Nope chuck testa.jpg
>politicians have been granting 100k h1b jobs to indians instead of americans for decades
>more than 40% of domestic software dev jobs are occupied by immigrants over united states citizens
>be a bad luck brian and unemployed because jobs only go to indians
>derpina unhappy
>but... whichever indian got the job i might have gotten was more happy to get it than i am sad about being unemployed and unable to start a career and thrive in the country i was born
>so whatever.
'Nuff said.

>>105818716
I’m not reading all that but you sound gay

>>105818732
tell me you are a low iq bigot without telling me you are a low iq bigot.

>>105818716
build something by yourself, or fix computers and phones and stuff.. or do whatever

>>105818747
Hey, I’m not low IQ.

>>105817703
>It's {another poo}
i'd honestly (and have before) just resign at that point

>>105817703
>She
That's your problem.

>>105817703
>>mfw it's been a week and she hasn't even created a branch
She might not need to push it yet? Or are you one of those places where you can only build things in CICD so you have to spam git whenever you're working on something.

Good God I hate that. CICD is a net loss. Competent teams already had decent automation and didn't need it, incompetent teams turn it into a tarpit.

>>105817703
It's too late for your business. All new employees will be increasingly incompetent jeets. Just find a new job. Take the Russian with you.

>>105815627
It's crazy anyone even bothers with this stuff.

>>105818378
We lost in the dumbest fucking way too.

>>105818843
So Russians are our bros now? Fuck off.

>>105818716
no zoomer picked CS because they researched the bureau of labor statistics
you watched tech worker tiktoks during covid and wanted a high salary with wfh

>>105818937
>no zoomer picked CS because they researched the bureau of labor statistics
Does any freshman college student actually make serious changes in their future plans after reading BLS reports? I know we were forced to read them in our "how to be a college student" class and I decided I'd stick with CS instead of CE which was what I really wanted to do. I can't imagine someone enrolled in art school, saw that, and thought "wait a minute, art grads don't make any money! Better go learn Calculus!"

I hate my job and my life a bit more every day.
If I disappeared tomorrow morning I could be in the countryside for lunch.

>>105815660
preach brother.Plausible deniability. What I have learnt from interviewing hundreds of people is basically depends on me leading them in the right/wrong direction. Literally have 4 interviews coming up this week, and I'm already fairly sure of the outcomes <3. But hey, if I was not listening to the dalits doing the needful I would have to work.

>sunday evening already
i guess ill drink heavily tonight again and WFH tomorrow or something

>>105818785
>>105818843
They pay way too well
>>105818810
Most likely
>>105818815
Not to spam it but if you're working for a week you should at least have a branch and if you're working in a team you should probably push that branch to share progress. But all that aside I know she hasn't even started working because she said as much.

Who's ready for standup

>>105819351
i'll say the same thing as the last three weeks
>investigating that bug from production
>they're asking for too much
>i'll be on vacation in one week

I wonder whenever it's better to be 24/7 in work mode or to enjoy weekends.
I'm enjoying summer weekends and doing fun stuff, but now I'm feeling a regret that weekend is over.
I'm having second thoughts Like >>105819292


At least it's not school or university anymore.

>>105819414
What?

>>105819397
You've been a week away from vacation for three weeks?

>>105819422
If you don't have the life experience to understand a thought, you can just ignore it. No need to post.

Are you guys going trick or treating

>>105819351
>that one guy who tells his whole life story every standup meeting
holy shit
>"Yep, working on this ticket", "This ticket is ready for review" "Finished that ticket"
that's all you need ffs

If help desk weren't a dead end, I think it would be a comfy job for the lazy. Pay may not be high, but stress is limited.

>>105819811
My old job outsourced the help desk to India and all they ever did was forward tickets to the White engineers above them. Not one of them ever investigated or resolved anything yet they never got fired. At one point a senior engineer asked if forwarding tickets to different departments was their only job and he didn’t get an answer back. I fucking hate help desk morons.

>>105819833
It's more fun when you're internal. Smaller teams, users' jobs depend on you instead of just being mad about their TikTok machines, and if you see people face to face once in a while they tend to be a lot less rude.

>>105819833
You watch japanime, so it's not like you don't deserve to be abused in this wise. Maybe they'll outsource you to Japan?

I don't think I'm mentally sane rn. I feel completely drained of energy.
I needed to do some paperwork this week and didn't do shit. my mom could have helped me with that but instead she opposes every single one of my attempts at improving my life...
I have a list of stuff to do. instead, I wasted a lot of time doing nothing of value at all.
I feel like shit. maybe I need a vacation or something...

>>105819903
Hello Saar please help me Saar I’m fucking Indian Saar

>>105819966
If they send you to Japan then maybe you can become the neet or weeb or whatever tf it's called you've always dreamed to be, so look on the bright side. Or go train off-shorers in India.

>>105819987
NO FUCK YOU BLOODY BITCH BASTARD SAAR I AM CEO SAAR

>>105817755
confirmed to fail every test case <3
>captcha: HTHRT

Former fagman, but also startup experience before that. 13 yoe. Keep getting interviews but getting rejected I think because I was behind levels joining fagman later in my career. Doing fine on leetcode and sys design but the behavioral seems to be the problem. Unironically considering learning a trade. So tired of this clown industry.

>>105820011
You’re going to have to lower your standards dude. Nobody wants to hire for the positions you’re probably applying for right now.

sunday evening
urge to die is reaching its peak

>>105819833
Help desk will end up gutted completely. Employees who won't adapt and use AI to solve their own problems will get performance reviews until they improve.
The help desk doesn't have any actual tasks in most places. People are hired there in such a way that any actual assignment is beyond their skillset.

>>105819095
Just wow.

How do you lead interviewees into wrong direction? Is it like the psych experiment where people are told to turn up the shock voltage on another, and they go up to lethal doses simply because they're told to? I.e. interviewees do the wrong things when you tell them to?

What about the right direction? How do you steer them that way?

college is a scam
>t.filtered out due to trigonometry
>t.skipped math entirely and did a bunch of certs

>>105820011
maybe ageism?

>>105820182
How do you fail math? It’s literally a sequence of predetermined steps. Made even easier with ChatGPT if you’re not understanding some concept and require it to be broken down for you.

>>105820311
>how did you fail math years ago?
>chatgpt is literally a thing as of a few months ago
We are doomed.

>>105820311
Most people don't fail classes like that because they're trying to understand and don't. They fail because they don't pay attention.

>>105820311
main thing was that i could not remember what to do years ago during tests even after 3 different class retries, was very close to killing myself back then

Tbh trigonometry proofs were super hard for me

picture if you will the astronaut meme, and its the astronaut going "my resume was impressive but you are going forward with other candidates at this time?" and the earth is labeled "interviewer's cousin or family friend or internal hire." and then maybe for comedic effect, the astronaut standing behind him is durgasoft. scratch that, make that 10 durgasofts.

>>105820365
The unit circle does not exist until you create it. Then you take the trig functions and put them where they fucking belong. Fucking nigger can't do math? It's EZ. Like, duhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbQuDfOGAek

>>105820084
I haven’t applied for anything yet, gotten about 7 interviews through inbound on LinkedIn.

>>105820227
Kind of. I joined AWS at 30 as an L5 because they down level you if you aren’t coming from other faangs. Now I am an old IC.

>>105820084
And also between learning a new trade like aerospace mechanic and making $120k a year or grinding for some vc startup for $180-200k and monopoly money with toxic people and no job security it may be time to exit tech. I made my bag anyway just need something to break even so I don’t touch my nest egg.

>>105815078
Degrees don't matter, certs do. What do you have, anon?

>>105820553
Yeah sounds like you can’t hang, better quit and so you can get fired at your next job

>be me
>31 yo
>STILL burdened by education because of some stupid decisions that were partially my fault but also my parents' fault
>found something that will possibly make me financially independent so I can finally move out
>learning all the networking and sysadmin knowledge has become a pain
>don't want to go to internship work anymore
>currently learning the economical aspect of the job which is the worst shit ever
>1 and a half years left until I probably get fully employed as a systemadmin
fuck man. it's only been half a year. life sure sucks ass and I wasted my life.
just want to play vidya and go outside.

>>105820470
>unit circle
>trig functions
HEATHENS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp0H3Aw0j6E

>>105820713
>>105820470
Everyone KNOWS that pi is EXACTLY 2 and only furniggers believe otherwise

>>105820684
Lol I got laid off because stock appreciated too much I was making $800k. I was TT at AWS. I am sure you are a 4 yoe junior who thinks they are senior at because they got the title at a 20 person startup.

>>105820692
>31 yo
>STILL blame parents
ngmi ngl

>>105820766
Didn’t get laid off, just had to cap comp after RSUs pushed me past $850k. I’m at AWS, L7. But congrats on your future ‘senior’ job at a 15-person seed-stage startup with Jira tickets and vibes.

Fucking Dell.

In addition to all the usual reason for Fucking Dell: delivering a batch of 1000x monitors, with every single stand coming out of the box not level, but all consistently rotated 2° to the left. i.e. not just random variation, but deliberately QC-passed all being identically wrong. 1000x monitors that require every one to be levelled by hand when set up.

Fucking Dell.

>>105820786
I didn't know better.
I was being told that I should go to uni which I did.
didn't mean shit.
been pursuing education because that's all I knew. I don't give a fuck anymore. just need to finish this and then become a wageslave.
I'm sure you had a better experience anon

>>105820692
>internship
>31

Nigga get a helldesk job grind some certs and then get a network tech 1 or jr sysadmin job. Get ccna, security+, and aws sysops/azure administrator certs.

>>105820822
Pay a mexican to do it

>>105820838
I’m the same age and blame my parents. There’s a lot of things I should have been told but wasn’t and much of what I got told was wrong. Our parents came from a different world though before internet and globalization and things just sorta worked out for them. Ambition was for ambitious people and it wasn’t required to have a comfy life, but now it is and there’s only specific paths to success and it sucks. I was told to study what made me happy and degrees didn’t matter and all that advice did was lead to wasted time and lots of suffering. Not much we can do but move on and adapt.

>>105820817
Lol I have $1.5M liquid maybe I will hire you at my startup but probably not since you are an L7 and probably do literally nothing but comment on Quips all day trying to sound smart and think that being a SIM jockey is somehow better than Jira. Amazon is nothing more than a heaping pile of Java maintenance mode shit and politics. I would work circles around you.

>>105820917
just hire me to say yes or no to whatever questions you ask me as a consultant

>>105820917
Got thing you have liquid because you’re unemployed lmfao

>>105820969
>inb4 this will never affect me because I’m one of the good programmers and AI is a meme anyway :-^)

>>105820944
Ill make more in tbills than you make probably

>>105820986
You’ll need them since you can’t get a job lmfao

>just learn to code bro
>learn to code
>AI phasing out all entry level jobs
>bachelors required for all entry tech jobs btw
>just go into the trades bro
every time a college closes, an angel gets its wings back and im glad degree devaluation is real

>>105821017
Colleges need to evaluated strictly on how often they place students into careers they studied for. Education in general is nothing but a gatekeeping scam.

I wish people understood what being born in a poor family where no one had ever even thought of visiting a tertiary education institution (be it technical, professional or anything at all), to wagie parents that did everything they could to get on your way to success while constantly playing the victim card, to the point of blaming YOU (even as a kid) for their shit life
most of the people I met in engineering school had parents who were engineers, medical doctors, lawyers, teachers, ... I had no one to motivate me to do anything, to help me learn, to help me deal with depression... on the contrary, my mom would say shit that made me feel completely worthless, that wanted me to think I was wasting time and money.
most of you fags had it so easy, you have no clue what it means to be born poor. you should be grateful because you don't have to deal with that shit, with that people, with the traumas for eternity.

>you shouldn't blame your parents!!!
just shut the fuck up.

>>105820868
CCNP is the new CCNA. I can hardly find any jobs that ask for it anymore.

>>105821017
So don't just code. Devops is where these ai agents will he deployed and is going to be the HR of the future.

>browse mba sub
>full of Indians
>browse other subs
>still full of Indians
Is leddit that busted? Is it the new quora now? Why can’t we range ban India?

>>105821228
There are many more jobs now than there were 2 years ago. You can walk braindead into a 30k/yr helldesk position. You'll land an okay 45-70k/yr junior level job if you keep looking and trying. Then just keep moving up.

>>105821251
>reddit's just getting bad now

>>105821228
It is actually insane how much things have changed compared to even five years ago

>>105818549
The day shift is full of Karens, nights is pretty chill though. It's mostly full of horny single moms that are just batshit insane.

>>105813627 (OP)
>get job after being unemployed for a year
>great pay, great benefits, great coworkers
>work half a year pulling an honest 40 hours
>coworkers start saying "wow shit actually gets done when you work on it"
>multiple coworkers have told me that they recommended me for a promotion
>generally get tons of kudos and have a decent rep building

>still afraid suits will just rugpull me with a no fault layoff at any time like what happened at my last role

Bros how do I cope with constant fear of losing my job and entering unemployment hell? I genuinely get nightmares multiple times a week.

>>105820011
Fuck me sideways are you my clone? Also startup + fagman, also 13 yoe, and also can't get a job. That said it's mostly becauae the recruiter spam is barely related jobs and otherwise no interviews even though the little feesback I got made it clear my resume was stacked as fuck.

>>105820311
most schools deliberately refuse to teach some steps

>>105821404
Have faith in God

>>105821228
>CCNP
You mean CCIE and even then its OVER. More so if you do not have a Masters degree in CS or MBA to accompany it.

>>105821059
the vast majority of tech nerd lived that and worse, despite having typically educated parents..

>>105821267
meds, now

>>105815129
Its not the 1950s when nuclear engineers used to make 5x that of a doctor anymore. If there job postings are anything to go off of I make more than they do as some IT nerd. Programmers obviously make more.

>>105821059
Cry about it retard. No one cares about your upbringing, your current skill set, your knowledge or your credentials. It's all about consistency of action. If you refuse to improve your situation in any manner then you will be left behind.

>>105821059
Almost everyone's parents harasses them in their late teens. There's no room for young people in the American economy but the culture hasn't caught up to that and parents (mothers especially) tend to take it out on their kids.

Also avoiding tertiary education is probably a good idea now. A ton of middle class kids have been absolutely fucked over for life by those.

>>105821555
I only talked about my parents narcissism, I said nothing about poverty, which is its own story. I also had cancer and had to endure other shit in school and at home. you have no idea

>>105821720
>posts gymrat faggot
kek. so stereotypical.

>>105821731
I'm not american.

>Almost everyone's parents harasses them in their late teens
there is a lot of stuff I didn't mention. like the stuff I said above, or the fact that I worked during summers since I was 6 to pay for my own school supplies. or that she would beat me and practically torture me under a cold shower. my mom always treated me like shit, not just in my teens.

>Also avoiding tertiary education is probably a good idea now
I'm talking about my parents and their families, in a completely different time and social context. they had a golden ticket, could have studied anything they wanted for free, but decided not to.

>>105821788
Oh so your parents are just retarded. Yeah that sucks.

>>105821059
yeah it sucks, hope you didn't get molested like I did lmao
my parents are tards too
it is frustrating knowing just how fucking retarded they were

>>105821720
"You will remain in your trees, hunting your prey, and we ... will die for space Israel"

>Masters in CS
I never seen anyone ask for that even once, what are you on about?

>>105821914
bro have you been on Indeed any time this decade

>>105821971
>indeed
Bro those are fake job listings for them to sell your data to brokers

>>105821914
I don't know for sure, but I've noticed only AI-related jobs seem to require masters these days, no?

>>105822011
>Bro job listing requirements arent real just be a nepo baby and have your uncle hand you a CTO position at his 1bn (((valuation))) start-up

>>105822052
Go to a local instustry meet and greet event and talk to peoples faces there. Here are some for Kansas City. Every city has these. Indeed is garbage.

>>105821267
I'd never take a job below 60k for an entry level CCNA.
>>105821281
Nowadays the bare minimum is CCNP and even if you did find a CCNA job they don't pay good at all since everyone and their mama gets CCNA now. I'm looking to study up and get my CCNP next year. Going to do ENCOR at the very least by the end of this year.
>>105821552
Is CCIE even worth it since it's so vendor specific? I was thinking of branching out into getting some Juniper certs after getting my CCNP.

>>105822141
>I'd never take a job below 60k for an entry level CCNA.
Depends on COL/Location. Where I live in flyover land rent is $1000/mo for a one bedroom downtown. Wages reflect that.

>>105822158
Yeah I'm definitely tracking that. As long as you're happy where you're at that's all that really matters. I just moved out of a flyover myself as I couldn't assimilate to the south life of your world revolving around college football. It's also nice being away from all the nogs.

>>105822132
>literally just have a FIRM HANDSHAKE and hand your your resume on CREAMY HARD STOCK PAPER kid!!
boomer tier advice

>>105821059
youre supposed to flex on everyone when you escape poverty not bitch and whine about it
everyones got a sad anime villain sob story to tell. no one cares. my mom was an alchy who beat my ass for no reason, told me she wanted to put me up for adoption, and i dont have a single positive memory involving her. boo hoo nigga no one cares. i rose above it. there are people with really fucked up backgrounds much worse than yours or mine that dont go around moping about it either.

>>105822211
>>105822132
I'd reach out directly to the hiring managers on LinkedIn. I landed my current role doing this and established some pretty good connections too. It's the modern take of the boomer strat.

Master's degrees in 2025 are vehicles for jeets to come over and safehouses for zoomers to escape the real world.

>>105822211
You know they send people to those to look for more job applicants right. Like they want to talk to you. It's not showing up to their reception desk and cold approaching. Don't blame me if you're uggo/autistic.

>>105822279
>You know they send people to those to look for more job applicants right
no they don't, they go there to shill their new products to investors

I finally bit the bullet and took a job adjacent to tech rather than another software engineer position
Ive become super disillusioned with the entire tech market, and getting a job a little outside of it has just driven in how out of touch with reality it is

It feels like companies are slowly moving to a model of a few senior engineers that do the job of 100 people alongside 1000 remote workers that do the job of 10 people

>>105822286
That isn't what workforce/career events are for. At most you'll just see some retarded hr lady talk about diversity as the speeches there.

>>105821059
Did you become successful or not? That's all that matters. If you're not successful, shut the fuck up, no one cares what you have to say because you're just another loser

Management decided to lay off expensive Management and promote me to Junior Management. I’ve got a team that only has young inexperienced kids left. I’ve got an overly complicated tech stack because Previous Management liked playing in the sandbox more than giving the business what they asked for. I’m plenty experienced on the tech side, barely experienced on the management side.

Any book or blog recommendations? I’m learning to swim in a sceptic tank.

>>105822261
>youre supposed to flex on everyone
>>105822318
>Did you become successful
lol. bragging about being successful to my poorfag friends and family will only make them mad at me.
I don't care, I only want my house and a family. I already failed at life cuz I'm ~40 and still don't have kids.

>>105822346
>I already failed at life cuz I'm ~40 and still don't have kids.
Men can have kids late no big deal. Bag some grad school girl

>>105822388
>Men can have kids late no big deal.
and I'll look like their grandad when they are 20

>Bag some grad school girl
I'm sure I could. I've had 20 years old girls sit and talk to me in the bus. but I'm too autistic to even talk to them. also, I'm starting to grow grey hair. I fear I'll look like a pedo.

>>105822346
>moping some more about your own shortcomings
Just kys loser no one cares. You are proving me right

>all these dorks want 100k+ homes, families that cost hundreds of thousands of dollars to raise, a nuclear age lifestyle that is not affordable anymore, but also young nubile pussy

i just want to fix stuff (literal, i wish i owned a fixit place but one that does everything electronic that ISN'T phones)

>Just realized I am going to be studying for certifications for the rest of my life
I guess I should just certmax now while I’m younger and potentially make more money than wait for my certs to almost expire and take the higher level exams then.

>>105818881
There is no "we", dumbfuck.

>>105822453
what's stopping you? start it out of your home or be a traveling repair man. if you start getting business, rent an office or workspace.

>>105822453
who said I don't want something like that? I want a house with a garage and a lab, to do and learn chemistry/physics/electronics

>>105822518
he didn't say "we" anywhere in his post

>>105822046
I don't know about you but it totally took me two years of postgrad seminars to realize you can just dump a description of how something works along with relevant data into pytorch autograd and have a model for nearly anything.

>>105822261
Your both retards. You should quietly enjoy it.

>>105822576
which is completely irrelevant. my point was that AI companies only hire postgrads.

>>105822581
oh yeah well the jerk store just called and they said youre opinion is worthless and they just ran out of your

>/twg/ is completely unable to keep a long discussion
dunno if it's because it's sunday night or if you retards have lost cognitive abilities, but in any case, you could try not being, or posting, retarded shit.

>>105815707
i like it as a government boomer. i have no clue what the adoption is except that microsoft hasn't abandoned it yet.

>>105820440
i lol'd

>>105822607
I hate college and how the requirement is there for ????? reasons

>>105822607
we are all losing cognitive abilities due to GPT

>>105822588
Yeah I know. I'm trying to commiserate.

>>105822710
Sir you have lesser qualifications from me. I will take the job.

>/twg/ is still pushing the cert meme
Now companies don't even care about certs. They want experience. Cisco and AWS, I understand though.

>>105822790
Then why do they all list 7 of them as mandatory

>>105822528
Not only are there various logistical issues but zoomers and boomers alike would rather just throw shit out than have it repaired, even for free

people who post AI slop should be banned

>>105822815
One of my friends who is a manager says it best: "the books for the certs just help you past the test. Can you do the work though?"

>>105822847
Work is easier than the tests are

>>105822822
Barry recounted a story to me about how him and his best friend George Floyd got up to no good at a pub late one night. Somebody said something about a fake 20 pound note and a whole heap of commotion broke out. The old bill kicked the door down and began clonking everybody they could see. While Barry was using his tremendous strength to fend off the bobbies, George Floyd was pinned down by one of 'em. It would mean a lot to Barry if you could bring this sentimental memory into an illustration. He's quite proud of that night.

>>105815707
i'm a c# dev who uses blazor sometimes (purely ssr tho)
i like it but high latency makes signalr behave like a bitch
and yes it's a meme

>>105822888
this poster is a literal seagull and stole my chip in a metaphorical sense. your fate is sealed

>almost monday
please PLEASE don't do this to me

>>105822558
When I had money I wanted to build a home chem lab

I make over a million dollars a year and I’m only 19 with a CompTIA A+, you all need to do better.

>>105822979
>When I had money
what happened anon?

>>105823010
He lost his money

>>105820164
>>105819095
BUMP cus I want to know how the minds of recruiters (yours) and interviewees work

>>105823010
Lost job.
New job pays very little.

>>105823081
and you are spending your savings or something? if so, why not move to a cheaper place

>>105822936
Hi, it is Monday already. Rise and grind!

>>105822925
>literal seagull
So like a fat ita?

>>105822817
You can do that for businesses desu. That would be even easier, as you do it on-site, deal with it only, and the only requirement is to be relatively fast. I never seen an internal repairs team, besides printers repair, in really busy offices.

>>105815215
put your time in wagie. Don't send that ticket over without calling the customer first, or I'll have a talk with your manager ;)

Shit... this whole 3 day weekend I think I only ate candy, cookies, ice cream, a bag of sour cream + onion chips, and maybe some cheese and crackers (hard to remember).
Without the company cafeterias... I'm pathetic

>>105822936
>>105823217
do you retards not WFH? I can't wait to have a nice cuppa (coffee, i'm no a yurofaggot) and sit outside and catch up on emails and get ready for the week.

>>105822936
get to bed. NOW. and in 7 hours WAKE UP

>service desk and tier 2 support are being moved back on site to make them more friendly
>they're all upset and bitching
>My engineers dont' even have offices anymore.
making help desk wagecucks RTO is hilarious.

>>105823217
>You can do that for businesses desu.
nah they got warranties and service contracts and shit already

>>105822790
You definitely need BOTH certs and experience. Certs will get you the interviews, but experience is what is going to land you the job.

>>105821059
>I had no one to motivate me to do anything, to help me learn, to help me deal with depression

Motivation should come from within yourself.

>>105823285
>make them more friendly
What on earth would give them that idea?

>>105822989
This

>>105823780
>t.son of engineer parents
you have no clue what it means to have no one to talk to or ask for help. you probably also have no clue what not having your own home (in multiple senses: as in not having a family that tries hard to contradict every single of your steps, and as not having your own ceiling and warm, safe space) means.
of course retards in 4chan will always vomit their opinions on shit they have never experienced, as if it had any value whatsoever.

>>105814259
lemme guess, they go after the doctors?

goodnight /twg/

>>105823985
Good night fren. Lots of pajeet recruiters will call us in the morning I’m sure.

I seen this saying around reddit "cowerkers are not my friends". My coworkers don't seem that bad. Should I be concerned?

>>105823995
Your coworkers are your coworkers. Any attempt to make you feel like a family is a trick to keep you from getting better job somewhere else. If you want a personal relationship with them then ask to hang out, otherwise you should leaving the company the second you get a better offer somewhere else.

>>105823995
>Should I be concerned?
no

>"cowerkers are not my friends"
doesn't mean they can't become your friends. it just means you should not treat them as such if you don't want to.

>>105813682
just coast until they fire you

>>105814096
I would love to move for a single year, even if the job wasn't glamorous.

>>105814519
It's time for anon to discover that Doctors and Nurses are horrible fucking people to date. It's a canon event for every man.

every coworker i worked with always ends up being a fake ass friendship that ends the second i leave the company
every coworker that i don't work with always ends up being a lasting friendship that i still keep in contact with

>>105824002
I feel like I've already fallen into this trap but I'm actively looking and will definitely switch for a better offer.
>>105824006
Ok

>>105824055
Tho I think it is just a meme. Living in Japan is actually kind of bad past university. It's even worse for anyone who isn't a white male. Women get special discrimination.

I work with Japanese, they are either as good as Chinese or confused about being alive without mental capacity to think about tech or even being present on meetings. You literally have to herd them to meetings.

>>105824156
That's why I'd only do it for a year. I know it does eat away at your soul eventually.

>>105820599
Just the trifecta. Aiming for CCIE and CISSP in 2 years. Could reasonably get the ccna if i studied for like a week

>>105824313
>I could get it
>…but I won’t
>Totally getting that CCIE and CISSP though
Baby steps bro lmfao, maybe get your CCNA first

>>105823995
You have to be weary of them until theyre vetted. Very, very slowly open up to coworkers. Never complain, never talk about other people, never talk about management until they are vetted and vetted for a while. People will uae it against you, people will talk about anything you say about other people. People will try to get you to expose your feelings about coworkers and bosses as well as politics. Never say a bad thing about anyone unless it is completely fucking egregious and then tell your boss first, in private.

>>105824326
Yeah thats the plan as indicated by the 2 year time frame

>>105824336
I’m just saying you dont even have your CCNA yet, I know everyone pretends it’s easy but you may need to check your ego a bit. Then after that you need to take the ENCOR, and you should really take a concentration exam for the CCNP not only because it’s smart but because it’ll also help prepare you for the CCIE. Then if you’re somehow experienced enough to attempt the CCIE understand it’s expensive, long, and most people fail their first time. You may need to alter your expectations, it’s not a test you just study for lots of experience is needed.

CISSP can be gotten through connections, a military guy I know had his CO vouch for his experience, but that test is also not a joke. Saying you’re doing all this in two years when you don’t even have the CCNA probably isn’t realistic but I know how people on /g/ are, you’ll probably claim to be a top level FAGMAN or whatever but don’t set yourself up for failure. Take it slow.

>>105824327
I go full J-Woke on any co-worker who I remotely believe to be sympathetic to my based causes. I've established an alliance across multiple companies I've worked for (and several others that I never will) called "The Brotherhood of Leisure". The first vow of The Brotherhood is to admit the futility of work as a corporate peon. We've orchestrated a plan across industries to make the software landscape as mediocre as possible, lowering the expectations of MBAs and airhead middle-managers alike to the point where if they so much as so get a "hello world" by the end of the week that's considered a milestone. The Brotherhood of Leisure recognizes that competition is the way of the vain man, and that co-operation is the one of longevity. In competition, the higher you go the closer to the sun you get, and the more likely you are to burn. In co-operation, we can gently row a boat down the River Styx and watch each Icarus catapult himself one side of the river to the other. We're never truly dead but we're never truly alive either. We're men who row down the stream, watching others come and go, we're merely observers for other men's more audacious and hubris games. The Brotherhood of Leisure is controlled mediocrity in a world where exceptionalism is exploited.

my current dream regarding my job is this:
having my current employer fire me and having no one else hire me. this would force me to reevaluate my whole life, to do something else (start a business, invest my savings, become a bug bounty hunter, whatever), and to start doing it ASAP.
why is this my fantasy, and why aren't I doing something else already? because of golden handcuffs. I fucking hate this shit, but I'm too coward to let my current economic status (I save most of my salary in a savings account that gives me 5%/yr of interest).

>>105824436
Oh don’t worry, people like you are getting fired all the time now and those savings will be gone in a year or two.

>>105824445
>people like you are getting fired all the time now
I'm not american and I haven't been fired so far. in fact, I'm waiting for that (see >>105813682)

>those savings will be gone in a year or two.
I have enough savings to live comfortably and NEET for about 10 years. I'd immediately stop buying take out food. though. that would save me about 2-3% of my salary

>>105824156
I'm in Japan right now and none of my co-workers speak English. I just make Jackie Chan noises at them and pretend to spin nunchucks during meetings. Everytime I do it, I get at least a smile. I suspect a lot of them don't appreciate it though because I haven't been given any assignments for the past 3 weeks. They're trying to get me to quit out of dishonour but they've made the mistake of pulling this bullshit on a Gaijin. I corned my boss the other day and told him we should hit up the HR lady's birthday party dressed up as the guys from Rush Hour 3. I'm a white guy, so I naturally opted to be Chris Tucker. My boss looked so tired, he sighed and walked right around me without saying anything. That isn't to say that I didn't get my smile. The project manager on my team had to duck under her desk because she was on the verge of piss pantsing herself. She got her degree at an Australian university and she was there the entire time, so she doesn't have the cultural autism that the other Japanese have.

>>105824464
You sound like a massive bitch dude, just quit then stop being a pussy.

>>105824479
no. I suck at investing.
I'd do it if I had my own house, but I still don't. I live in my moms house, which is why I can save so much.

>>105824486
Again, massive bitch. I doubt you even know what ten years of money looks like living with your mom and there’s no way anyone at work likes you. You’re going to be gone sooner or later so start manning up.

>>105824496
lmao. I've worked since I was a kid and have lived alone for like half of my life, in multiple cities/countries. I know how to cook for myself. I'm here to save money, not to listen to or have my mom give me food.
idgaf about my coworkers, those incompetent, nepotistic retards can suck my fucking dick. I wish they actually hated me so that would give them a reason to fire me.

>>105823995
i like some of my jewish coworkers. the ones with the small caps.

>>105824523
Yeah you’re a faggot who is definitely going to get fired soon lmfao, it’s not about merit anymore you better learn to make friends or you ass is gone. Believe it or they don’t they think they need you even if you think they do

>>105824529
I relate with Jews in America as a Muslim in America, we are both religious minorities. This is not the Middle East.

>>105824538
I have friends everywhere. if I wanted a new job I could message a few of them and they'd recommend me for another job lmao. in fact, I'm currently being considered for another job by some random recruiter that contacted me through linkedin
I don't have a degree or certs, so I filter the retards that think degree or cert <=> competent

>>105821788
>waah woe is me I had it the same or better than 75% of peoplr waaah
cry more

>>105822316
career events haven't been a thing since the 90's dumb boomer

>>105824579
Then why did a HR woman suck my dick at the one I went to last year?

>>105822453
in what universe are homes as cheap as 100k?

>>105822576
yes but it won't work outside toy datasets

>>105823892
you were privileged compared to most people. Get over it.

>>105824584
because you touch yourself at night

>>105823985
>>105823989
goodnight (I'm off this week, yay)

>>105815129
/g/ for sone reason is 98% programming, I've never basically never see a DBA or NOC thread

>>105824773
Because being DBA isn't a real fucking job.

What would you do if you were laying and bed, felt a breeze on your feet and woke up to see this nigga smelling your bunions?

卐

>>105824773
Because those haven't existed in multiple decades dumbass

>>105824808
who the fuck needs a fucking DBA in this day and age? nigga, just indexes and JOINs and shit? what the fuck? bitch, is ur faggot data taking forever because you're applying a WHERE clause on shit that is neither a primary key or an index? and it's taking forever!?!? no fucking way, we need to pay a guy 80k a year to figure that one out.
>b-but muh joins are complicated
and my response to that is you're a fucking tard. there's like a handful of shit to solve these gay problems and none of them that an Indian with ChatGPT can't do. do the needful and get a real fucking job, you faggot.

>>105824823
99.9% of enterprise software doesn't need to exist. enterprise just means "ungodly clusterfuck that we need to pay a battalion of duct tapers to fix". real software is real simple. anything else is niggery done by dilettantes and frauds to justify their inflated paychecks. apply ur fucking WHERE clause for openings at salvation army stores and fuck off.

>>105824823
joins are often faster and cheaper to do on the host side nowadays rather than in-kernel, as are several other types of ops involving grouped operations, anyway.
When performance is an issue, no dba could ever help because everyone working with data has 80% of a dba's life-long-learned skills from day 1, and the 20% is irrelevant in practice.

>>105824778
>>105824808
I've seen people with that job description in all jobs I've had. Currently working for a fortune500 company btw. How do you call the guys that craft reports and add exceptions to firewalls nowadays?

Crashing company's stand-ups pretending to be one of their execs just to say some really racist shit is really funny.

>>105823021
nothing fancy
>have you considered slightly WRONG answer?
people usually don't dare to contradict the interviewer. Or just simply interrupting their thought process.
>shouldn't we start with writing a failing test?
boom goes the dynamite

the reverse also holds
>I understand you are considering X but what about the OPTIMAL SOLUTION?

when it is evaluation time you can nitpick anything, it is not usual someone will write correct production ready multithreaded code in a interview setting. If you like them, you will say
>guy hasnt finished the exercise in time, but explained the remaining steps, was high energy and has bags of potential

ezpz, you can inject your biases at will

>>105824918
Some faggot interviewer gave me shit because I couldn't reverse a binary tree so I reversed my car into his new BMW. It wasn't an accident and there weren't any cameras about. Fuck him. He can suck my fucking dick.

You know how some women have fantasies about being fucking by an entire football team? I wonder if some men fantasize about being fucked by a woman's basketball team in the locker room right before the big game? Big gigantic bitches with their fat ass booties, just punishing my paper thin pelvis with their amazonian thighs. Decimate my loins and emasculate me with your barbaric snu snu, you huge fucking bitch.

>>105823892
>making assumptions about other people

You need to get out of your self-victimization mindset. Complaining won't do anything. Thinking about the past won't change anything. You can only change what happens in the future.

>>105824867
Reports is data science or bi, nobody does firewall rules anymore because it's all cloudshit so it falls under devops

>>105813627 (OP)
What kind of work do you do?

I have a small dick.

>>105823892
You've had it better than anyone in these threads. Kill yourself.

>>105825140
I have a small dick.

i want to be dead

>>105825128

it's about the clitoris

>>105825118

I shitpost for the CIA.

>>105825296
Don't we all

I like programming number crunching clusters. It's always been a fascination of mine.
I currently work at an HPC center in Germany, because that's the best a Yuropoor like me can do. But even in this job very few are actually interested in writing performant codes. Most just want to use the clusters.
I eventually want to move away from this job because, temp contacts, low pay, shit location, and you only move up by brownnosing the right people. Not to mention that the amounts of corruption and wasting of tax money that I see all around me makes me really upset. But prospects elsewhere seem dim right now. Few openings and lots of competition.

Are there others ITT who like programming close to the metal, especially numerical stuff.

>>105825632
>even in this job very few are actually interested in writing performant codes. Most just want to use the clusters.
yes Hans using the cluster is the entire point, not just writing "performant codes" for the sake of it

>>105824929
It is fair. I do remote interviews though, so the chances are slim.
Interviewing is just an excuse to pretend to be data driven, in fact it is a process to confirm your initial biases. People like to work with other people who look and talk like them, this is not magic

>>105824929
What's so hard about reversing a binary tree?
I've been doing these leetcode questions these past two days and they all seem fairly approachable.

>>105826086
>What's so hard about reversing a binary tree?
Because having the front bumper of your expensive new car fucked up by a guy driving a banged up 2002 Corolla gives you a hard time.

>>105826194
It was probably leased with full comprehensive insurance coverage, you loser.

>>105826405
I don't give a fuck cunt. Whatever happened afterwards, it wasn't pretty.

>>105824823
Seriously who would get these scam degrees and think they learned anything useful?

https://www.coursera.org/articles/doctorate-business-administration

>>105824313
>>105824372
More importantly the written portion of the CCIE is just the CCNP of whatever speciality you are going for. The reality is you need to have some branch out education to get CCIE labs. A touch of servers admin, CCNP SP, cyber security, design, data center and programming. The lab is so hard you could easily spend 1 year on the written with prior experience and knowledge and 2 years on the lab with all of the additional information to include fucking around with the other books content.

>>105826928
i was schizo posting about database administrators but i kno a guy who got a masters in computer science. guy's a fucking moron and red flags should've been going off since they let *him* into the program, but since he's a dumb cunt said warnings never went off. he's been unemployed for months now since leaving his bullshit middle manager job he thinks counts as csuite xp. these dumb motherfuckers are born victims.

Someone asked me to "Do the needful" in teams. I said "what?" and he just went offline.
Wtf is going on?

>>105827118
DO NOT REDEEM

>>105827118
Sounds like something I would've done. I'm not Indian but I am racist. I've been brainwashing my mates into laughing at Indians by incessantly saying racial slurs followed by a request to "do the needful". I've got one mate who has a new job at a new company that's got a bunch of Indians running loose. One of them told him to "do the needful". Afterwards, my racial prejudice programming kicked in and he started chuckling. Needfully done sir.

>>105827101
Formal education and functional education is all about knowing the applications of what is being taught. Most dumbasses can coast through college but alot of mid range GPA holders are only getting those grades since there learning on the side about the subject. Atleast from what i have seen. In the case of CS you really have to learn on the side, internships, even boot camps to get the topics being taught with a functional aptitude of understanding.

In the case of IT degrees can help with writing, organization, big picture topics such as questioning WHY something has to be done and the likes. What it barely teaches you is actual IT skills needed in the work place. Its why you often hear that getting or atleast learning the CompTIA trifecta will get you ahead in your career. Understanding and obtaining specialized certs will actually get you paid however.

I thought CISSP got jeetified? I have the experience and thought about going for it but it kind of seemed like
>don't bother unless your job is asking you to do it
(kind of like an MBA)

>>105824829
Enterprise software exists so that when things go wrong you can go bitch to the company that provides it.

>>105827274
Yes same with PMP but that is now fully open to anyone who applies. Unless you need it do not bother. If you want to read it for the sake of it then go for it. Not like college textbooks have taught anything new in the past 20 years on tech.

I'm out of college at my first dev job for a year, I'm just trying to get some perspective, how close is this is to average?
>3-4 meetings per week, taking up around 4 hours total
>5 remote days per 2 weeks
>in person days I'd say I spend on average 5-6 hours writing java code and the rest on meetings and miscellaneous tasks
>remote days unless I'm behind I usually do only a few hours of non-meeting work and I really don't feel bad or worried about it since I'm still pushing more code and getting less feedback on it than the other guys in my role, and also we usually clear out all the tickets and get bottlenecked once every month or so anyway
>my cubicle is on a different floor than the rest of my team so I really only talked to my coworkers a couple of times each outside of teams
>team kinda mangles use of version control, like we often are all on the same branch and it's like a 75% chance you get a merge conflict every time you push anything. The boss keeps saying we'll get more organized at some ambiguous point in the future

>no pay rise this year

God Dammit. Why am I even in this industry?

I wish I didn't have a headache three hours into my Monday...

>>105827497
Put some salt in your water and it should go away.

>>105827445
I got a 1% raise at least and I'm pissed too. There's just a weird disconnect between me slowly not caring about stuff and coworkers who still care too much, or do they feel the same way too? idk
All I know is I don't give a fuck I'm just clinging to my boomer corp job til the next grift comes along.

>>105827515
Thanks anon I'll go do that now.

>>105827497
kek this is me but its 1700
Necking a pint has resolved it, ticket closed

>come back after a week long vacation
>wake up at 8:00, don't feel like doing shit
>log on my computer and go for a walk
>get home, million of emails
>people discussing shit that makes no sense about a feature that's supposed to be finished
>delete every notification, play koyaanisqatsi ost in the background and pour myself a whisky on the rocks

>>105813682
The way to get laid off is to work exactly 37.5 hours each week. Start at the same time each day. Take your 30 minute lunch at the same time each day. Stop working at the same time each day. Do this without regard for deadlines or emergencies. So, at 5:01pm just logout, shutdown, and leave.

>>105815164
Go ahead. I dare you:
Your SaaS product won't scale, then it will break, then all your customers will leave you.

>>105826086
nta but the problem with leetcode questions in interviews is they expect you to have memorized the answers, not to derive them on the fly. the first time you encounter a problem it will take you too long to solve it, and most leetcode questions aren't relevant to actual work anyway since there's libraries for everything anyhow and things like "REVERSE THIS TREE RITE NAO" don't come up outside of longer term design phases where you would have time to either figure it out properly or decide to do something else

ELON MUSK IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

DOES HE HAVE YOUR VOTE

>>105826928
>Doctorate of Business Administration (DBA)
Heh.

>>105826928
it's not about learning. it's about getting a piece of paper to say you did, to appease the HR roasties

If you want to improve your average day simply stop arguing with people. 99% of the time is a waste of time.
Coworker decided that it would be a good idea to send error reporting emails (that are already tracked using a dedicated service) to our already spam packed email inbox.
I congratulated him on the Teams channel then proceed to create a custom rule to send these emails straight to the trash.

new thread when?

>>105828290
I work less than that. in fact, my boss promotes being lazy and taking time.
I wish I worked more and oversaw more stuff so I could have more fun and distract myself from real life

>>105828474
nevah. AI took are jobs

>>105827274
>>105827339
If both of these are JEETcore, what are alternative high level equivalents? Also, do you think project management can be saved?

>>105827541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-YUwNlb-tY

>>105828559
simply learn Python sir it is very high level

>>105828205
How could they finish it if you were gone for a week?
You are the CLOSER! Features can't be closed without you.

>>105828639
>You are the CLOSER!

If I ever hear anyone from upper management use the word "ownership" as an excuse to have me do his job for free, I'm going to shoot the place.

>>105828305
Isn't the whole point of problems like this that you see how the applicant reasons through them to make sure they have decent logic skills? Idk I never actually had a leetcode style interview

>>105828746
That's the theory but considering most interviews are at most an hour, if it's truly a novel problem it'll take up most of the hour. And in a realistic setting, you'd just look up if anyone else has done it before, briefly check their work, and implement that at first to get it working then optimize later.

And you can be all
>IT HSULDNT TAKE U A HOUR TO REVERS A BINARY TREE
but 55 minutes were already spent on vibe checks and the seemingly mandatory "hirer outright shills the company products to you as if you could buy one, let alone care to even if you could" session, so in those remaining 5 minutes you better have a good solution basically instantly since you'll need 4 out of those 5 to run the interviewer through "your" thought process.

Well I've already come up with a plan to land a new job. There are two things that currently are in demand that I'm lacking due to working with boomers, typescript and testing. An udemy course I bought years ago was updated and now includes both of them, so I'm just going to watch those chapters and update my resume saying I got 3 yoe, all of this without writing a single loc.

>page 10
@Everyone we need a new thread
also i hate mondays

Do it yourself if you're so smart. Or can bots not post new threads?

>>105827541
good man

New

>>105810004
>>105810004
>>105810004

new thread when?

>>105828940
>/utwg/
lmao