Thread 105814445

Do these car awnings work at keeping the car cool during the summer?

>>105814445 (OP)
>>>/o/

>>105814445 (OP)
Just turn on the car and let the AC cool for 5 minutes. t. Texan.

>>105814445 (OP)
Does your garage work at keeping your car cool during the summer?

>>105814445 (OP)
Chinese should not be allowed to design cars, car accessories, planes, submarines, etc.

>>105814499
You guys are truly the bane to world

Looks decent at catching bird shit too

>>105814445 (OP)
No you dumb chink nigger.

Plus it's not about keeping the car cool it's about keeping rain and hail from hitting the cars

Probably not for black car owners like me.

>>105814551
Why not?

>>105814567
>You guys are truly the bane to world
ngl. We are.

>>105814607
> black
you or the car?

>>105814625
The car bro. What the fuck would my ethnicity have to do with this?

>>105814466
Cars are technology.

>n-no its hot in the car i cant get in!!!
how fucking hopeless and flaccid can you get?

>>105814607
Probably still help.
Most importantly, it keeps birds from shitting on most of the car.

>>105814445 (OP)
Why just not roofs? Also moving parts bad

>>105814445 (OP)
that's a parasol

>Needing a fucking sun roof for the goddamn car
What the flying fucking fuck? That's worse than the whole "EU no AC vs US with AC" debate. Nigger turn the car AC on when you step in, you weak son of a bitch.
>car standing in the middle of the fucking road, being a complete nuisance

>>105814594
>NOOOOOOOOOO MY CAR MIGHT GET WET AAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME CHINA MAN
fucking lmao

>>105814445 (OP)
fucking useless
The car must be able to withstand heat at a structural level

>>105814445 (OP)
Here in the first world we don't need cope cages for our cars.

>>105814607
give it back jamal

>>105814610
Because (((anon))) can't profit from it.

>>105817334
Parasol reflects some of the light energy.
Air heats up under parasol, but because it's not enclosed, able to vent away.
Car not as much of a sauna when you get in.

How well do they handle big wind gusts? Do they blow inside out like an umbrella and get ruined, do they bend the roof of the car where they're mounted or do they let the car blow away like a parachute?

>>105814445 (OP)
neat idea but you just know it will eat one of the owners.

>>105814445 (OP)
Tbh I kinda want one. I use a sunshade and it sucks

>>105814610
What plane is that?

>>105816064
>>105817306
what if you want to leave a pet in the car or some chocolate or something and not come back to it having heat stroke/being a puddle?

>>105819784
rip pla printed doileys

>>105817306
>>car standing in the middle of the fucking road, being a complete nuisance
that's clearly the company's parking lot jesus christ dude take a chill pill

>>105814610
Just look at it (the OP). It's a crock of shit.

>>105814551
Chinknoid cars are the most foul, hideous shit ever. Truly repulsive. Chinks should stick to making cheap, shitty phones and wired earbuds, that's all they're good at.
>>105814567
Congraturation! You've just won the Gayest retard on earth award!

>>105814445 (OP)
I want one of those. what's the name of this product?

>>105814708
This sketch looks nothing like him.

>>105819869
It's a shitty city car for gay city slickers. There are plenty of similar ones from non chink manufacturers. Look at bmw i3. What a fucking abomination.

>>105817306
it's an electric car, less ac extends the range

>>105814610
post the whole video where it tears into pieces

>>105814445 (OP)
too bad it gets rekt by even moderate wind

>>105819943
骗西方人的垃圾

>>105820052
Here you go.

>>105814623
>mfw my bible was translated from English to English by a guy with snake bites all the way up his arms

>>105814653
because if you lived in a ghetto around others such as yourself you wouldn't have that umbrella by nightfall

>>105819069
>>105814610
Chinese J-36
https://militarywatchmagazine.com/article/worlds-largest-fighter-plane-china-ultra-long-range-sixth-gen

>>105814445 (OP)
Okay now show us what happens when there's a storm, or do they not have those in china?

>>105822673
after a storm you simply buy a new car.

>>105814445 (OP)
Strong winds will make short work of those car umbrellas.

>>105820183
> 骗西方人的垃圾
nope

>does blocking radiation from the sun keep your car cooler
huh i wonder

https://youtube.com/shorts/oKRcbRGDC6U
this is actually the best way to cool your car during the summer

>>105822673
Look out window, click remote like in vid. Parasol packs itself away.

Storm floods carry car away and replaces it with a McLaren.

>>105814445 (OP)
Bloat.

>>105819784
I live where it's 105 F and it's never been so hot that the AC didn't fix it within 2 minutes

>>105817306
>calling somebody weak for not turning on AC
clown post

Why does it feel like the US is the only country in the world that knows what air conditioning is?

>>105825902
Because you live in the US.

>>105814445 (OP)
No but with a good wind and a smaller car, you may achieve flight.

>>105814445 (OP)
You can turn on the AC remotely in Teslers, and I guess in some competing Chinese or European EVs. No need for these copebrellas that just introduce more drag and weight to your car and will probably break in under 100 uses. It will also collect birdshit and dust.
>>105814466
The accessory is a technology. /o/ are driving old fartboxes and don't care for accessories, and they are a dead board.
>>105814594
Dangerously-sized hail happens once in a lifetime in most places on earth. This umbrella is clearly against heat.

Wind would destroy it. But I guess China doesn't have wind.

>>105823640
What if the storm starts while youre away or asleep? You can't always be babysitting your car.

>>105820241
kek

>>105817306
This seems decent for protecting paint fading from UV rays, paint damage from bird shit and burned in waterspots.

>>105826880
Hope a drunk driver slams into and totals the car.

>>105823616
Old news, and it's harder to do with the little flap handles that were popular for a time. I just leave my windows open a couple inches to vent the excess heat.

>>105814445 (OP)
cool but there is zero usecase for this

>>105828994
the usecase is not being in the sun

>>105818852
im glad i dont know why you posted that picture
even though its easy to guess

>>105814610
Few weeks ago i was biking and a fucking F-16 flew over my head. Weird i thought, my country doesn't have any F-16s, then it fucking nosedived and i was like "well that's that", and as it flew low enough to get the hills and mountains behind it i realized it was a model. A big fucking proffessional model aircraft.

China > fatmerica

>>105814567
Or perhaps he's wondering why would someone post on 4chan but caring the world

>>105814466
>KEEP WOLF TALK IN #WOLFBROS!!!!
Ok discord mod

>>105820241
female pilot
doesn't count

>>105817334
>The car must be able to withstand heat at a structural level
Cars don't normally melt unless you drive them on the surface of the sun.

>>105829859
Chinese aren't fat because they have to work 40 hours a day and eat rocks for every meal.

>>105832282
>thinks that vegetables are rocks
>Proud Sedentary Fatball, fuck yeah

>>105832290
And the fact that there are 40 hours in a chinaman's day didn't seem suspicious to you?

>>105833352
I always ignore any use of numbers or units by an american