My gf is asking me to clean her desktop

>>105837532 (OP)
Easy peasy. Open the desktop in the file manager and sort by type. Then create some folders for each type, then dump them into the folders that match their type and then turn 360° and walk away.

>>105837532 (OP)
>niece ask to clean her desktop
>it's filled with 'p

>not arranged by penis
you had one job

>>105837532 (OP)
>tumblr
girl? friend? i assure you that person is neither

>>105837551
>make one folder titled 'trashpics'
>dump all the shit in Desktop into it
>send 'trashpics' folder to trash
Refined and Improved.

>>105837579
Back to sharty, projector

>>105837681
Thank you. /g/ Technology - home of collaborative tech solutions.

>>105837532 (OP)
The files or the crusty gunk on the mac itself?? Girls are supposed to be clean...

>>105837532 (OP)
I'm pretty sure macos had bash and i mostly see pictures
#!/bin/bash
shopt -s extglob

mkdir temporary temporary/pictures temporary/random

mv ~/Desktop/+(*.jpg|*.png|*.gif) temporary/pictures
mv *.* temporary/random

>>105837746
Please incorporate this final solution into your bash script. >>105837681

>>105837746
mv ~/Desktop/*.* temporary/random

>>105837532 (OP)
>use stacks
>group by kind
>there's a different pile for screenshots, videos, pictures, documents, pdfs and everything else
>expands when you click on it

>>105837532 (OP)
>files on the desktop
AAAAIIIEEEEEE GNOMESISTERS DON'T LOOK!

>>105837719
>Girls are supposed to be clean.
>he fell for the 'ganda

>>105837532 (OP)
Install Gentoo

>>105837551
if you turn 360° you face the same directipn dumbass, you need to switch 2 a different direction then walk away

>>105837823
>newfag doesn't moonwalk away

>>105837823
>switch 2
kek

>>105837823
Why can't you just turn 360° and then walk away? What prevents you from walking away after you spin in place?
Who said all 360° was in the same direction.
90° - you fall on the floor backwards
180°- you roll over onto your stomach
90° - you stand back up and then walk away facing the opposite direction you were when you fell to the floor.
Why are you so stupid and braindead?

Ctrl-A
Delete
Done

>>105837746
i'm not up do date with mac stuff, but i believe they used to have bash (3.x) but because bash 4.x became gpl3, they couldn't ship with that and they kept bash 3.x for ages before finally switching to zsh, which is mostly bash compatible

>>105837823
newfag

>>105837873
OP isn't using a normal OS. It appears that he's using some kind of toy or mock OS. Those shortcuts won't do anything.

>>105837532 (OP)
Just write a script to move files with different extensions to different directories and work from there

Holy shit I thought that that was dwarf fort

>>105837532 (OP)
>having a gf
pretty gay

>>105837692
kys foodist tranny

>>105837915
Correct, but they still had bash last I checked and also still let you use it as login shell with only a short nag message.

>>105837692
What does sharty have anything to do with this?

>>105837579
>>105838184
obsessed

Tell her to clean her vagina.

>>105837532 (OP)
I never used a mac.
Can't you just drag a box across the entire desktop and press shift + delete?

>>105837532 (OP)
>tinder
He will never be a woman

>>105838204
i know enough to say they're using zsh, but whether bash 3.x is still available i couldn't say, i could only /assume/ they replaced it, but they could well have kept both
bash 3.x is pretty old at this point, i would be surprised if they spent the effort to keep it working on modern macs, given i know enough about their other practices regarding not supporting apps that are from my perspective not very old at all (32bit and opengl are big ones)

>>105838366

>>105838559
well there you go. i supposed their cli offerings are more persistent

>>105838337
Yeah, but even better you can just organize it into stacks by type automatically, it grabs screenshots and images into separate ones. You can also resize it, obviously delete after if you need.

>>105837823
nusoi

>>105837823
>how to bait self-proclaimed """oldfags""" for endless (You)s

>>105837823
>switch 2
buy an ad nintendog

>>105838985
There would have been a time I wouldn't have responded, but there are people truly that clueless here now; those same morans are probably the majority here.

>>105838950
go back shartycuck

>105839091
>go back shartycuck

I look like that and say that

>>105839127
>>105839136
>>105838316
>>105838184
gtfo, you need to be 18 years old to post

>>105837532 (OP)
There’s a semi recent folder called Tinder in that mess, you should check it out before deleting it.

>>105839152
oy that's misogynistic

>>105839146

>105839127
>105839136
>105838316
>105838184
>gtfo, you need to be 18 years old to post

>>105839168
why do you keep this disgusting shit on your hdd

>>105839196
>why do you keep this disgusting shit on your hdd

>>105839165
Yes I am

>>105839146
soijack website

is this the thread?

post nieces

>>105837532 (OP)

>>105839320
which one?

>>105837532 (OP)
doesn't mac have an autosort feature on the desktop?
I believe they showcased that.

>>105839389
>>105839152
bot posts

great
thanks a lot anon posting CP
You fucking pedo nigger

Reminder

>>105839422
pedo website

>>105839424
you really gonna anger the loonie troonies with this one

>>105837532 (OP)
>.jpeg
read exif and place into folders grouped by Y/M/D or lat/long grouping easy

>>105837532 (OP)
aww yes, classic memerinos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRGljemfwUE

>>105839422
chromecuck has a dedicated history for his ai slop kek

>>105837551
dude you don't even have to do that on a mac
you just right click (yes macs can right click now) the desktop and turn on stacks
instantly organized and clean
simple
sleek
elegant

>>105839412
Prove it nerd

>>105839533
there was cp posted and no one responded for 6 minutes

has anyone else noticed how a lot of pedos that come here use sharty language?

>>105839545
I didn’t see anything, hopefully it got taken down.

>>105838677
It's amazing what you can accomplish when your OS isn't made by Indians or neckbeards doing it for free.

>>105839509
Both Chrome, Brave and Firefox have integrated front ends for AI Chatbots.
In fact the only browser that doesn't is probably safari on mac.
The brave one connects can connect to Ollama on my PC.
But I do not use it.

has anyone else noticed that a lot of sharty mentions are of foodist lingo?

>>105839589
shut up, nigger. it's all your fault too.

>>105839595
cp posting esl award

>>105839635
meant for
>>105839555
>>105839595

>>105839345
>I can't stop thinking about cocks and gay sex even while discussing technology

>>105839662
>jay's llm that responds only to op and doesnt talk about the sharty posts responds only to meme image insulting his cuckcage

>>105837532 (OP)
ctrl + a, ctrl + c, ctrl + v in a new folder.

>>105837532 (OP)
Move everything to trash

Clean

the mods use their own bots to reply to their own threads kek

>>105839679
>everyone that calls out my homosexuality is jay!!!
>you MUST bite the bait posts that make me ass mad or you're a bot!!!

>>105838245
He has the instinct, he has the knowledge, he spots and banishes the sharties before the normals even notice the threat

>>105839582
kde plasma has that thougbeit

>>105837532 (OP)
I don't have a gf

>>105839759
who woke the /a/tard up?

>>105837532 (OP)
ctrl-a, DEL

>>105839763
that's not even close to being the same thing

>>105839759
>>105839779
meds schizo

>>105839779
Ha........... You saw right through me............................... Truly an opponent that shouldn't be underestimated.... But I know things that you don't know..... Just interacting with this forbidden knowledge will make you insane........

>>105839815
I hope you acquire the knowledge of how it feels to kill yourself

>>105839815
>forbidden knowledge
get on my level casual

>>105838323
it's self-cleaning o algo

should get a bbc to clean it o algx

forbidden nieces

forbidden kid bbc

>>105839842
Woah bvsed

Link??

>>105839916
here you go
file://C:\\Users\\anon\\pictures\\'p

im outta here

>>105837532 (OP)
>pic
This is why i hate ishit.

>>105837532 (OP)
who cares

>>105837746
why would you sort images by type and not by purpose.

>>105839763
*KRASHES*

>>105840286
Because there is no purpose.

Your girlfriend or do you mean your niece?

>>105840725
he probably means both

>>105839842
>"get on my level casual"
>only 57 items in his 'p folder

umm...sweaty...

>>105840958
you sayin' you got more?

>>105837532 (OP)
arrange it by penis

>>105840958
yeah that's kid enthusiast levels of cool pictures

>>105841293
You can't arrange desktop icons by penis.

>>105837579
>nieceposting
kill yourself

>>105839168
I look like this but I don't wear any of those shirts thought.

>>105837532 (OP)
rm -rf ~/Desktop/*

>>105837532 (OP)
You stole this from Reddit.

>>105837532 (OP)
Ctrl+A, Shift+Delete, Enter. Done!

>>105843744
>Ctrl+A
Ctrl+A in macOS goes to the beginning of a line, like in Emacs.

>>105843769
Is Cmd+A select all? If not, how would you select all, then copy, the permanently delete?

>>105843769
Oh, it's a Mac... just throw it in the garbage then!

>>105843782
It is. You would do Cmd+A, Cmd+Backspace, Cmd+Shift+Backspace to select all, move to trash, and empty trash. There is no Shift+Delete equivalent

>>105843804
Neat. Thank you for the knowledge.

>>105839064
>>105838985
>>105837823
>>105837551
newfags don't know that the first response to the first 360 degrees was the same response and think oldfags who respond properly are newfags cause they're newfags

>>105843879
>/v/ tard trying to share ``bored culture'' on /g/
no1currs

>>105837532 (OP)
>ctrl+a
>shift+delete

>>105839528
that doesnt actually sort anything it just looks different

>>105837551
First post, worst post.

>Show desktop
>Command+a
>Command+shift+backspace
>Enter

It just werks.

>>105837579
Try confronting her/talking to her about it. Maybe ask if she wants to watch with you together.
>>105838245
He's just an obsessed troon

>>105844245
>worst post.
>literally just copied someone else
>didn't even include the registered trademark for It just works.®™
>>>/b/

>>105843892
>>105843892
/v/ won. It's time to get over it

>>105837792
the purpose of the desktop, like a real desktop, is to have a place where programs and other files you are currently using are immediately available without having to go through the file manager.

>>105837532 (OP)
>spin up filesystem MCP server
>ask LLM to do it for me
simple as

>>105844287
>/v/ won
/v/ermin wont what, exactly. They are still /v/ermin, so any prize they have is still for shitters.

>>105839528
>macs can right click now
Wow. They seem to be learning. I wonder if they'll ever notice that stupid command key is completely useless.

>>105837823
>switch 2

>>105838677
this is the equivalent of grabbing everything in your room, cramming it into a bag and shoving it into your closet.
you haven't organized or cleaned anything.

>>105844419
You lost

>>105837532 (OP)
>Open file browser and navigate to desktop
>new folder slop
>ctrl-a and drag everything into slop

Winrar!

my cat keeps trying to lick the ice cubes in my drink it's getting annoying

>>105837532 (OP)
cd Desktop
mkdir sortThatYourselfYouLazyBitch
mv * sortThatYourselfYouLazyBitch
sudo makeMeASandwhich && sudo headJob
sleep 1800

>>105837823
based (you) farmer

>>105844342
>mCP

why can’t shartygroids go one day without posting cp

>>105839842
>lust provoking image

>>105837532 (OP)
I don't see the reason to have desktop icons. You have a whole filesystem made just for categorizing different files and most people don't even attempt to use it. Pin your most used applications on the taskbar, put your 2nd most used apps on the start menu, everything else goes in it's respective folders.

>>105837532 (OP)
ctrl a
del

>>105837532 (OP)
"No probs"
>make new folder "Stuff" in Documents
>go to Desktop and then press ctrl+a followed by ctrl+x
>go to directory "Stuff" and press crtl+v
"All done babe"

>>105837532 (OP)
install asahi lunix on her laptop

>>105841627
wrong again, chuddy!
https://github.com/ZaDarkSide/ArrangeByPenis
go to arrangebypenis site and there is a download link there for a exe.
omg i love penis so much!! ohohoho!~

>>105837532 (OP)
Make a batch file to copy files with known image file extensions into a folder that you create on the desktop. EZPZ

>>105837532 (OP)
what
the
fuck

>>105848380
obsessed skibidi farmer award

>>105848380
Don't you have children cartoon voice actors to harass with gore, basement dweller?

>>105837532 (OP)

just delete everything bro ur gf is a stupid hoe she wont notice or care bout it

>>105837579
>>105838184
>>105839127
>>105839168
>sharty immagrints
>>105837692
based, soitodlers btfo